Evastio has a disease, you see...

[Goldenboko]

he has this problem. He loves to think up things, then try to make a thread about them on EoFF, but, completely butchers his idea in his post. Then he comes back 20 billion posts later, and actually words it well (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/115372-really-dumb-thread-idea.html#post2443310). Really I feel for the guy.

Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)

I'm what we call an Extremosaurus-Rex. Either I don't post here at all, or post here far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/109283-stfu-gobo-vs-gtfo-gobo.html), far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/108385-im-gonna-make-title.html), far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/109239-screw-old-we-have-n00bs.html), far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/109235-if-earthicans-discovered-planet-run-aliens-do-you-think-we-would-hostile.html), far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/109098-oh-places-you-can-goe.html), far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/108971-communist-russia-title-names-you.html), *Gasp for breath* Far (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/108968-spartans-tonight-we-dine-heck.html) too much. *pant, pant*. Perhaps one day I shall find the equilibrium I crave so, that shall tranform myself into a god.

[Aerith's Knight]

My wang is so large i have to wear it as a belt..

and girls complain when they get a piercing.. try doing it every day!

[Araciel]

My disease is that I hate chocobos.

[Goldenboko]

My disease is that I hate chocobos. Goldenboko

I fixed it for you, you can admit it :bigsmile:

[LunarWeaver]

Well, Evastio is aces in my book, Bokey Pokey!

I have a disease called Eyeolic. I go in Eyes on Each Other even though I know it will make me angsty and fidget. This disease makes my organs very fragile!

[NeoCracker]

I have far to many problems to list here.
So I've come up with a disease name. I even named myself after it.

Cornicrackian Disorder.

Though recently it developed into the state known as Neodomiducus Crackinhiem.

[Rye]

Do you know what they call fruity creeps who are addicted to smutty slash-fics about Albus Dumbledore putting it up Grindledore's hey-nonny-nonny?

You don't want to know.

[Dolentrean]

Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

:bigsmile:

[Madame Adequate]

Yes, they do know that such a person is called a Rye.

My disease is the compulsion, when playing RTS games, for everything to be just so. I hide behind my defenses and turtle like a tortoise until I have every tech, my unit cap is maxed and reached, and I've build as much as I am able to. Only then am I able to attack.

Edit: Dolantrean knows what's up.

[Goldenboko]

Rye is creepy and needs many… many years of therapy.

:sigsmile:

Thats why we love her :greenie:

[Dolentrean]

I have a very sexy learning disability... I call it, Sexlexia!

[oddler]

I smell irony? :choc2:

[Goldenboko]

Now who could oddler be talking to? :shifty:

[snacks]

I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.

[Psychotic]

I have a disease where I call people out for being toolboxes.

Can we guess, dear readers who in this very thread might be one? I don't think I even have to hint.Oh! Oh! I know, I know, pick me! It's oddler isn't it?
Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)Funny, made up and pretty gawd damn win?

...uh... my disease is...Chewbacca? :confused:

[snacks]

You are 10 off.

[Goldenboko]

Aerith's Knight?

[Aerith's Knight]

yes? how may i help you? :p

[Goldenboko]

yes? how may i help you? :p

Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

[snacks]

I call them like I see them.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I suffer from Chronic Arrogance. It's incurable. Or my body is so hardcore it can deal with it. I'm awesome.

[Vyk]

I take a nap after work and wake up with the awesomest bedhead, and am completely incapapable of recreating it the next morning. Phooey

[Fonzie]

I have a disease called Carelessness, and it effects everyone around me.

[Aerith's Knight]

yes? how may i help you? :p

Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo rly? -_-'


I have Goodwillhuntingitis. I have a genius level IQ but I am a smurfing lazy prick who doesn’t want to do anything with his life... Oh, I also have Chronic Arrogance CMP, so I must tell people about stuff like Goodwillhuntingitis.

you may have a high IQ, like most of the ppl here i imagine, but if you dont do anything with the potential(like my brother),

you are definiatly.. not smart

[Dolentrean]

I have Goodwillhuntingitis. I have a genius level IQ but I am a fucking lazy prick who doesn’t want to do anything with his life... Oh, I also have Chronic Arrogance CMP, so I must tell people about stuff like Goodwillhuntingitis.

[Momiji]

I have Chronic *Headdesk* Syndrome. Whenever anyone says something really stupid, my head slams against my desk.

[Vyk]

GoodWillHunting-itis haha.. Must be what I have..



you may have a high IQ, like most of the ppl here i imagine, but if you dont do anything with the potential(like my brother),

you are definiatly.. not smart

That's a matter of opinion. It could be considered a waste maybe, but its not stupid. Its a choice. Doesn't mean the intelligence isn't there

[Avarice-ness]

Facepalmitis. It only occurs when I read threads... well... that are alot like this one.

[Rantz]

[QUOTE=Goldenboko;2443330
Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)[/QUOTE]

I-don't-proof-read-my-posts-itis.

[Avarice-ness]

[QUOTEGoldenboko;2443330
Whats your disease? (try to make this as funny, made up, and hell pretty gawd damn win as possible no seriousness >:0)[//QUOTE]

I-don't-proof-read-my-posts-itis.

*applauds* Wow, quoting that looks wonky. *Fixes to make it look prettier*

[Momiji]

yes? how may i help you? :p

Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

Uh, AK's been here longer than you have, nub.

[Peegee]

I sexor newbies. I'm also vastly different IRL than I am online, so there must be some sort of internet anonymity or leetspeak fetishism that grips me when my fingers go over the home row.

[Jess]

I have clumsyitis. I fall/trip/bump into things all the time, I drop things and I'm covered in bruises. :jess:

[Jessweeee♪]

Unoriginalitus

[Aerith's Knight]

yes? how may i help you? :p

Obviously I was asking skt if he had implied he was talking about you, nub :0

Uh, AK's been here longer than you have, nub.

Osewani narimash!ta ^__^

that showed him :tongue:

[oddler]

I smell irony? :choc2:


Now who could oddler be talking to? :shifty:

No. That's my disease.

And in my land, a toolbox is you. :Oo:

[Nominus Experse]

I have clumsyitis.
I read this as clumsyTITS and lawled heartily.

[Araciel]

...vastly different IRL than I am online, so there must be some sort of internet anonymity or leetspeak fetishism that grips me when my fingers go over the home row.

I just attribute this to not being able to organize your thoughts as efficiently as you might while typing...Like me.

[Montoya]

My friend tells me I'm bipolar when I drink because I'll be telling a joke like it's the funniest thing ever and then get deathly serious. But he also suffer from the disease of not being able to diagnose psychological disorders.

[Blue Harvest]

I suffer from the disease Iloveaichaitis.


I also suffer from Ihatedennisitis.


And let's not forget Ican'tmakeaseriousposttosavemylifeitis.