Thread of no Return (someday...)

[Jiro]

I can't believe it's not butter

[Rebellious Eagle]

I like kittens. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Lol, obligatory Pokemon reference.

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.thebbps.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the-simpsons-d-oh-mini-posters-71133.jpg

[leader of mortals]

....

Why didn't you wait for 30 more minutes so you could stop Quin?

[Flying Mullet]

I did stop Quin. The closer to the buzzer, the better!

[leader of mortals]

But you could have destroyed his chance at extra points!

[oddler]

Could have? COULD HAVE?! :Oo:

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, I totally forgot about this. Could've halted my advance entirely. But now...it's still only 3 points till I get my freebie.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I saw that Quin posted and almost shat a brick because I thought he got the point.

[Jiro]

I went away for almost a week so I was :bou::bou::bou::bou:ting bricks the whole time

[Quindiana Jones]

You guys are so sad, haha. xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah... well... your mother.

[The Man]

I'll have to make sure to actually remember about this this time.

[Baloki]

Welcome

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dammit, I wanted the point. I was actually planning on just lurking for 15 minutes prior to either get it or prevent it from being gotten.

[Jiro]

Oh thanks Baloki

[The Man]

Glad to see Quin still hasn't gotten a point :monster:

[Quindiana Jones]

This is the second week in a row I've forgotten about Point Date. Two missed opportunities guys! xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Glad to see Quin still hasn't gotten a point :monster:

He wouldn't have gotten the point anyway. :(

I was ready to snatch it or prevent it myself.

[Imperfectionist]

Soooo annoying, i've been waiting for ages to get a point but everyone is too sneaky :(

[Rodarian]

?The weirdest thread thus so far!

[Jiro]

The longer this game drags on, the more daring I feel. I don't just want Quin to lose; I want to win. Somebody please help me, I don't think this is healthy :confused:

[Momiji]

I can help you by making sure you can't win.

Sorry if that's not what you want :p

[Jiro]

That's not what I want, no. But I have decided to endure this horrible free WiFi at some McDonald's just to say that this game is like a poison that corrupts and eats away at your self control. Get out while you still can. Run. Flee.

PS I miss you guys :( This town is too far away from the interwebz

[Flying Mullet]

BINGO!

[Jiro]

Well played. I was just about to pop in here and check!

[qwertysaur]

Just as planned :zombie:

[Raistlin]

Does that mean Quin finally loses?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Does that mean Quin finally loses?

I believe so! :cool:

Fuck yeah, go Mullet.

[Jiro]

I have no desire to play any more

Good show

[missaira]

Haha this game is as amusing as it is confusing :S

[NorthernChaosGod]

I pretty much forgot about this thread since Quin was screwed.

[Hollycat]

I'm allergy free!

[Quindiana Jones]

It's probably massively inappropriate of me to whip out the old phone in the middle of the gramps' funeral to get the point. So here's a delay.

Also: lol @ the people who saw I'd posted here and shat their pants. xD

[Jiro]

I am one of those people. Sort of. I was like "oh damn I forgot about that thread, time to see how many points that bastard got".

[NorthernChaosGod]

So are you just trying to screw other people over now, Quin?

[Jiro]

ohayo gozaimasu

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol @ you people remembering this thread

[Quindiana Jones]

It's at this point that I form the intention to remember it again and restart my creeping up to rubah but...

...yeah, I'll have forgotten by tomorrow. :(

[Quindiana Jones]

POINT.

[Baloki]

May the fourth be with you!

[NorthernChaosGod]

smurf. I actually was going to post, but I was playing Reach.

[Neisho]

What if I never post again, or wait twenty years?

[NorthernChaosGod]

What if I never post again, or wait twenty years?

It's from the time of the post before yours to the time of your post.

[Neisho]

Not according to the first post...
Am I reading it wrong?

[Raistlin]

Am I reading it wrong?

Yes.


Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post)...

[Flying Mullet]

Yes, actually. :p

The points are awarded from the amount of time that has passed between posts in the thread. Thus if someone wants points, they will need to post at least a week after this post.

EDIT: What Raistlin said.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Not according to the first post...
Am I reading it wrong?

It's cool, I didn't get it at first either.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Point for me. :cool:

[Jiro]

I thought you'd get it, I was hoping to snake it off you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What a douche. :colbert:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm rocking a semi now I'm tied with rubah. :jokey:

[NorthernChaosGod]

:bou::bou::bou::bou:, I knew I shouldn't have napped today.

[Jiro]

Oh dammit

[Ragebrain The Enraged]

This game is confusing. :D

[Lunatic_High]

I can't remember the last time I posted on this thread. How many points do I have now?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't remember the last time I posted on this thread. How many points do I have now?

I don't know if you had any points before, but you didn't earn any now.

Points are earned based on the time of your post and the post before yours.

[Lunatic_High]

Fair enough, I thought I posted in the before. I must have been mistaken.

[Flying Mullet]

It's from any post, not just yours. Since you posted 13 minutes after Ragebrain The Enraged, that's not worth any points.

[Ragebrain The Enraged]

that's me! :D

[Jiro]

Why is this thing so damn addictive? Seriously

[missaira]

haha i'm still kinda confused as to how this works.

[Baloki]

Oh-ho dudes and dudettes, we're getting close to that extra special bonus post, but the question is not only will you post on the right day but also will someone

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP118/A4_bl.jpg

[Jiro]

I still don't get what the deal is with this roostera business :confused:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I thought it was cocka.

[Imperfectionist]

I hate all of you. I've been lying in wait for like a year and someone always swoops in first! Graaggghhh :mad2:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha. You have to be quicker! :p

[Imperfectionist]

But then I get no points :( Or I just get one which is laaaame

[Quindiana Jones]

It's a cock and a block, people! :lol:

[NorthernChaosGod]

But then I get no points :( Or I just get one which is laaaame
Just get one point at a time! Wait a week from the last post and then snatch it up.


It's a cock and a block, people! :lol:

Shush! You're ruining the fun.

[qwertysaur]

But then I get no points :( Or I just get one which is laaaame
Just get one point at a time! Wait a week from the last post and then snatch it up.
That's boring though :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

No one ever let's this thread stay idle for much longer, if you were to try and wait even two weeks you'd never get anything.

[qwertysaur]

No one ever let's this thread stay idle for much longer, if you were to try and wait even two weeks you'd never get anything.
That's what makes it boring. You know someone will post every week. This game is a lot more fun when you never know when someone is going to post to claim points and at the same time you know that the points get much higher as time goes on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

There's still excitement, you never really know who is going to be the one to get the point or when exactly.

[Jiro]

I like how sometimes the thread is pretty active and so everybody gives up and then someone remembers and steals the point and then it's srs game on for a while.

[Greatermaximus]

To get the most points you would have needed to post in the first thread and then post on page 39 to get the most at this time.

I think I win since this is my first post here since it's conception.

[Jiro]

Nope, that's not how this works~ It's the time between the last post in the thread and your post. So there was about 41 minutes in that :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

^lol.


I like how sometimes the thread is pretty active and so everybody gives up and then someone remembers and steals the point and then it's srs game on for a while.

Haha, totally.

[Greatermaximus]

Sounds pointless. So I'll learn to lose this time.

[Jiro]

When beating Quin is the reward, there is always a point.

btw I reread every post in the thread. There's a nice history here. Plenty of people losing. I've also made more posts telling people that they're doin' it wrong than I made posts saying I didn't understand. AWESOME

ALSO Quin is the new The Man. They posted some very similar things about rising to the top and both were creepy with having calendars or whatever to come back and win. Just so you know~

edit button :colbert: ~Lev

[docta fizz]

lolz at the thread

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, Jiro triple post.

[Jiro]

Whether you admit it or not, this is still a spam thread. I feel I'm entitled to break the rules just a little bit :)

[Imperfectionist]

Stop posting, i'm waiting for my point :mad2:

I'm so determined, i've been eyeing this thread up for God knows how long and I still haven't earned a single point!

[Jiro]

Years according to the posts I've read :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whether you admit it or not, this is still a spam thread. I feel I'm entitled to break the rules just a little bit :)
Your face is a spam thread. A glorious spam thread, but still a spam thread.


Stop posting, i'm waiting for my point :mad2:

I'm so determined, i've been eyeing this thread up for God knows how long and I still haven't earned a single point!

Lol. No one is shutting up, sorry.

[NorthernChaosGod]

MINE!

[oddler]

:tongue:

[Baloki]

Bonus missed.

[The Man]

ALSO Quin is the new The Man. They posted some very similar things about rising to the top and both were creepy with having calendars or whatever to come back and win. Just so you know~

yeah and then I got lazy. Maybe I'll stop being lazy again; I was able to rise to the top of this thread's FG equivalent a long time ago :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bonus missed.

There was a bonus available? :Oo:

[The Man]

Only for Quin, due to his long streak of wins.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, fuck Quin.

[The Man]

At least you were able to stop him from getting the bonus :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, that was my meaning.

[Baloki]

Actually if you'd waited until today to post your claim a bonus was available, unfortunately you ruined it :p

[The Man]

Oh, I somehow missed out hearing that. Shows what I know. :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Actually if you'd waited until today to post your claim a bonus was available, unfortunately you ruined it :p

:bou::bou::bou::bou:. What was it?

[Baloki]

Sorry, can't tell you now :p

[Quindiana Jones]

It was Baloki's birthday you horrible bastards. I was well looking forward to getting this bonus. :mad:

[Jiro]

Well unless he dies inside of the next 360 odd days, there'll be another chance.

[The Man]

I made his birthday thread and I didn't even make the connection; I feel like an idiot now :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Bahahahaha! Mine!

[oddler]

:tongue:

[The Man]

I need to stop forgetting this thread exists :(

[Christmas]

Wow, 2 years already. You people sure is patient. I hope all of you can live long enough than Baloki to see through the end of this! :mymelheart:

[Jiro]

I didn't recall seeing this in the past few days, so I was going to come in and post about the smell of points. But alas I was too late!

[The Man]

That's always an irritating occurrence.

[Dignified Pauper]

winnar is here (might be slightly drunk)

[The Man]

too drunk to realise it hasn't been a week yet apparently :smash:

[DarkOrigins]

I win because I never even posted!

EDIT: Goddamn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, that's not how the game works, DarkOrigins.

At least a week needs to have passed between your post and the post before it.

[DarkOrigins]

Lol, that's not how the game works, DarkOrigins.

At least a week needs to have passed between your post and the post before it.

I was luring. YOU LOST T3H POINTS!

[The Man]

I love it when people screw up the thread because they didn't bother to read the rules properly.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Mwahahaha!

[oddler]

:tongue:

[The Man]

man I remembered this thread's equivalent at FG this week but I completely forgot about it here. Not that it would've mattered; my work shift started shortly after the time ran out for this one and NCG grabbed it before I got home.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm beasting at this thread. /smug

[Jiro]

"Oh hey the ciddies are on so nobody will notice this thread"
*clicks to wonder square*
"fuckin' Julian"

[Værn]

Meow~
Let's see here... off of the top of my head...
1 year - 2000
6 months - 500
2 months - 100
2 months - 100
Two weeks - 5

2705. That seems about right... Right?

[oddler]

It only counts from the time of the last post in the thread, not from the time of your last post. :)

[Værn]

Osnapz. I've been misreading that this whole time?
*Casts Horrid Wilting on oddler for pointing that out, along with any innocent bystanders unfortunate enough to be within the area*

Well, I demand my points anyways for not posting in almost 2 years.

[Jiro]

I thought Julian had fucking gotten more points. Phew. Yeah there's been more people misreading than there have been actually playing properly :monster:

I was one of those majority once... :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

I thought Julian had smurfing gotten more points. Phew.

:lol:

All I know is I came into ready to yell at someone for ruining it.

[GrimmReaper]

and here I thought this was going to be an easy 2k points, darn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ugh, again? It was five days, almost time. :mad2:

[The Man]

mothersmurf this random bumping, seriously.

[G13]

This game confuses and angers me. :stare:

[DarkBahamut]

I've never posted here at all.
so over 9000!!! points for me...

[The Man]

Wrong. Didn't you bother reading the several posts on this page confirming that that's not how the game works?

[Jiro]

SMURF.

[Evastio]

I guess it's about time I posted in this thread and joined the game.

[The Man]

Again: It doesn't matter when your last post is; it matters when the last post is. Perhaps Baloki should add something like that to the first post as the first sentence or close to it so people don't keep misinterpreting the rules.

[DarkBahamut]

Wrong. Didn't you bother reading the several posts on this page confirming that that's not how the game works?
I'm joking around, Man. But it seems like no one else is really followin the rules. Just let me join :(

[Jiro]

You don't need to sign up. There are no sign ups. Everyone is playing automatically, it's just whether they come into the thread at the right time (and once again for clarity's sake, at least one week between the time of your post, and the time of the last post made by any person in the thread).

Also, bumping for the RAGE :nonono: (j/k bro)

[The Man]

’sup :monster:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Haha, :bou::bou::bou::bou:. I reminded myself to come here like two hours before it was time, then I went out and forgot.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fucking mine!

[The Man]

jesus, you jumped on that one less than a minute after it became possible

[Levian]

Perhaps Baloki should add something like that to the first post as the first sentence or close to it so people don't keep misinterpreting the rules.

dun

[Baloki]

Changed back, if we don't have people jumping in at inappropriate times it makes it too easy on you guys :p

[oddler]

Ahaha, of all places to actually remember this thread, I was at work. Right about the same time as NCG came in and grabbed it, too! Nice job. :tongue:

[The Man]

Changed back, if we don't have people jumping in at inappropriate times it makes it too easy on you guys :pAdmit it, you just like watching us suffer don't you?

[Baloki]

<span style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee;">
Changed back, if we don't have people jumping in at inappropriate times it makes it too easy on you guys :pAdmit it, you just like watching us suffer don't you?</span>

:p

[NorthernChaosGod]

<span style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee;">jesus, you jumped on that one less than a minute after it became possible</span>

I'm going to be honest with you, I stayed up an hour later than I would have liked in order to get the point. Of course I was going to get it right after it became possible, I wanted to go to bed. :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

I like getting points. /smug

[boris no no]

BLARGH

[The Man]

dammit I was asleep

[Jiro]

Gadjbgpsu[djng I was a day out goddammit. I was going to come in and be a bitch and block it a couple days ago too. I should've :mad:

[The Man]

I should've bumped it so it wouldn't be up for renewal when I'd inevitably be asleep :(

[escobert]

how do I not have any points? >:(

[Bunny]

cause you arent any good son

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you fuckers stop bumping? D:

[Bunny]

nope

[Jiro]

Smurf you Julian. Just because you're good at this :bou::bou::bou::bou: :colbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hate all of you. :doublecolbert:

[Bunny]

You may hate me but you still want to make love to me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Nah, just hate-fuck you.

[Bunny]

Eh, I'll take it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, you taking it is the general idea.

[Bunny]

:colbert:

[oddler]

Wait, I forgot to post the tongue smilie.

:tongue:

[Jiro]

:argh:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck off, Dak.

[The Man]

Bumping so thread doesn't expire while I'm at work next week

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hate you guys.

[KentaRawr!]

This thread is dumb. I'm never coming back. If I win, don't bother telling me. :mad2:

[Jiro]

Don't worry, I won't tell you :)

[The Man]

bumping so thread doesn't expire when I'm asleep

[NorthernChaosGod]

No one's ever getting anymore points. You guys are pricks. :colbert:

[Bunny]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[NorthernChaosGod]

:mad2:

[The Man]

<div style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee;">bumping so thread doesn't expire when I'm asleep</div>

[NorthernChaosGod]

:zombert:

[Jiro]

:vaderbert:

[The Man]

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<div style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee;">bumping so thread doesn't expire when I'm <s>asleep</s> at work</div></div>

[Jiro]

being a prick

[The Man]

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<div style="font: 16px Candara, Skia, Corbel, 'Trebuchet MS', Georgia, Geneva, Helvetica, Lucida, 'Lucida Grande', Arial, sans-serif; color: #38bcee;">bumping so thread doesn't expire when I'm <s>asleep</s> at work</div></div></div>

[NorthernChaosGod]

You know I'm never going to let you guys actually score.

[The Man]

certainly not if it expires while I'm at work

[G13]

You fuckers took my idea, I was gonna ruin it on the minute before it turned into a week. A man can dream though, a man can dream...

[Jiro]

You know I'm never going to let you guys actually score.

I can score in other ways if need be

[Jiro]

I could leave this here and attempt to bump it come points day, knowing my competition will probably be unaware of its location. But somebody put this here, and I've a suspicion they might be trying to score the points. I won't let that happen!

[Loony BoB]

I think this thread has lived it's course.