Thread of no Return (someday...)

[Baloki]

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
one week - 1 point
two weeks - 5 points
one month - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 points
A year - 2000 points

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores<hr>

rubah :: 22 points
Quin :: 22 points (+ a golf clap + a light snack + Light Orb + An Evil Friday the 13th Based Curse x2 + Macdonalds Combo Meal + Stopwatch)
Yaridovich :: 15 points (+ keys to Psys Fursuit + 1 Chocolate Easter Egg)
blackmage_nuke :: 11 points (+ mod warning)
Clouded Sky (tied with bondage rope to Mulley) :: 8 points
Flying Mullet :: 8 points
Northernchaosgod :: 6 points
leader of mortals :: 5 points
qwertyxsora :: 5 points
Lekena/Freya :: 5 points
Demon Dude :: 4 points
The Man :: 4 points (+ large cookie)
Psychotic :: 1 point
Jiro :: 1 point

[Rantz]

I'm gonna try and win this!

[CimminyCricket]

I can't help it, I like losing competitions.

[Bahamut2000X]

I'm gonna win this yo! Your all about to get whooped I can out not-post better then any of you alls!

[TyphoonThaReapa]

...WTF?

[leader of mortals]

BEST THREAD EVER!!!

[escobert]

I WILL WIN

EDIT: DAMMIT

[Flying Mullet]

Do I get kicked from this thread is I post too much, like in #idle(or whatever it's called)?

[Aerith's Knight]

this is pointless.. as anyone who doesnt come to eoff anymore would win.. youd at least have to sign up, or this will never work.

[escobert]

Don't doubt baloki's powers!

EDIT: Dammit!

[Polaris]

I already won XD

[Elly]

ha, a thread that actualy punishes post whoring, i love it...

[Jojee]

Am I winning yet? :p

...D'oh.

[Ace14]

There is no winning in this game, it's pure evil and yet pure genius as well!

[Giga Guess]

I'm so gonna win this.

...

...

O_o

NOOOOOOOOO!

[oddler]

This is all an elaborate ploy to confuse people into losing. Obviously, one wins by having the least amount of points.

[Jojee]

It's like golf! :o

[Ace14]

So we must continue to post an endless amount of pointless and annoying messages to win? Okay then

[KH-Cloudy]

EheheHEHEhEHEH :D

EDIT: POWER TO THE EDIT BUTTON!

[Aerith's Knight]

i thought spam threads were illegal here..

[Blue Harvest]

No, just your face :p

[Rantz]

Are you keeping a highscore list? I wanna see how I'm doing.

[Balzac]

Wow Bert sucks.

[blackmage_nuke]

Timer Activate!

[demondude]

So if we keep posting no one can win?
Sweet.

[leader of mortals]

yes... no one should win

[demondude]

That's a losers attitude!

[NeoTifa]

*is not posting* :bigsmile:

[James Leopold]

To win or not win? Is that the question?

[Anno Domini]

doomed to failure. Not even a sign up. Tsk tsk. You can do better Baloki.

[Loony BoB]

This thread will waste sticky-space, so I'll unsticky it and give it the stamp of approval for bumping.

[qwertysaur]

:p

[leader of mortals]

hmm....

Did I win yet?

[Laddy]

Gee, this is hard.




...I gonna win. :p

[Garnie]

how would this work???????

[Drift]

FAIL

[Bahamut2000X]

Yes! I just got my first point, go me! I am so rocking this game!

[demondude]

Points please!

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

[Baloki]

Points please!

A few hours too soon, please see FM's post for futher details.

[Laddy]

I'm still gonna win.

[Heath]

Claiming my 2 weeks' worth of points because I can.

[Pointless]

I wish to win. How may I commit my act of bribery? Do you take a cheque?

[Baloki]

Claiming my 2 weeks' worth of points because I can.


27-03-2008, 22:09 :: 28-03-2008, 11:44

13 hours, 35 mins.


http://www.lafferty.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fail-24.jpg

[Fuzakeru]

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

[rubah]

I think i deserve a point.

[Lawr]

This is all an elaborate ploy to confuse people into losing. Obviously, one wins by having the least amount of points.

I R WINNAR

[Relapse]

we are ALL going to win... even if we don't, we are all winners. jk, it'll be just me.

[strawberryman]

Now's a good time for one of my usual 2-week+ disappearances.

I kid.

[rubah]

20 pts please

[oddler]

I'll take 100, thanks. :choc2:

[rubah]

it goes from the time of the last post oddler, not just your last post :p

[Quindiana Jones]

Wait, so I haven't got 100 points either?

What the hell Blokey! Say that in the rules!

[rubah]

he did:


(points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post)

[leader of mortals]

So this is a bumping game?

[Bahamut2000X]

Have I won yet? :confused:

[strawberryman]

Oh, bah, nevermind. <_<
Well, screw the others over!

[Aerith's Knight]

So, do I get like a 100 now?
Last time I posted was 15-03-08

[leader of mortals]

So, do I get like a 1000 now?

No. Read Rubah's post.

[Aerith's Knight]

So, do I get like a 1000 now?

No. Read Rubah's post.

read my edit.

[rubah]

it doesn't matter when you posted. Just when the last person did. That's been the rules the entire time xD

[Aerith's Knight]

Ah.. boring.

[Blue Harvest]

Nobody's going to win at this rate then.

[qwertysaur]

I get 5 points now. Thank you.:p

[oddler]

it goes from the time of the last post oddler, not just your last post :p

I hate this game because I suck at it. Yes, I'm 6 years old.

[Bahamut2000X]

People still play this thing?

[Blue Harvest]

I gave up on it long ago.

[rubah]

congratulations, qwerty. Welcome to the club.

[Quindiana Jones]

I think we should all bully rubah for playing this game so well, which obviously proves that she does nothing but sit at her computer waiting for weeks to go by.

[rubah]

story of my life, really.

[scrumpleberry]

lol, I forgot to make a post on the day you started this. JOIN ME IN PLS :D

[Flying Mullet]

One point, please.

It's not much, but it puts me on the board.

[Momiji]

Oh wait, you mean we had to post first?

Well, there goes 100 points I could have had.

Anyway, I'm in.

[Flying Mullet]

No, points are awarded based on how long between the last post and yours. I posted roughly 9 days after scrumpleberry, thus I will be awarded 1 point as there was no post for over one week. Had I waited for two weeks, I would have been awarded five points.

[Momiji]

I wish I would have understood that 3 months ago.

[Laddy]

Worst. Thread. Ever.

[Jiro]

Do I get anything? I don't get this at all... xD

[Laddy]

What do we win?

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm just gonna post everyday to annoy you winning bastards. :(

It's not jealousy, it's just.....no, it's jealousy.

[Awrini]

Post count +1... see you next year.

[Clouded Sky]

P-p-p-p-put me on the scoreboard!

[Jiro]

Congrats, yougot some points. I think everyone forgot about this :)

[Dolentrean]

God, I was hoping everyone forgot about this.

[leader of mortals]

God, I was hoping everyone forgot about this.

me too

[Jiro]

Ha, you two don't seen too happy. I'm sure you can pretend it doesn't exist. And maybe people will forget again? I hope so too :)

[Blue Harvest]

Maybe a nice helpful CK/admin/slave will close this so we all forget about it :tongue:

[Jiro]

I agree. Baloki won't keep the points updated once it lies forgotten anyway :)

[Momiji]

Quin, I agree with you. If I can't win, I'm going to make it so no one can score. :mad2:

[Flying Mullet]

Maybe a nice helpful CK/admin/slave will close this so we all forget about it :tongue:
Good idea. Then it'll be a fight between rubah and I, unless another mod decides to get in the game.

[I Don't Need A Name]

in b4 cloze lulz

[smittenkitten]

Meow! :cat:

[leader of mortals]

5 points please

[rubah]

nice job!

[Drift]

you all fail the game

[Dolentrean]

Damn it! It was almost a month! why did you have to go and ruin everything!

[leader of mortals]

16 days is not almost a month:)

[Bahamut2000X]

It is if you round up by month units. :p

And damn I just got the rules for this finally. I thought it was the time since my last post that I would get points based on. Guess I'll need to be more crafty. :shifty:

[Momiji]

Hahaha, I need to keep this in the back of my mind, so I can come back to this website 10 years from now and get more points than all of you combined. :p

[Quindiana Jones]

That's what I'm doing. Hopefully this thread won't get closed. :D

[Blue Harvest]

£10 says it's forgotten and revived 6 months later, only to be closed straight away.

[rubah]

I'll never forget this thread.

[Quindiana Jones]

Neither will I. I'm just waiting till everyone else does and then BAM! 100 points.

[Flying Mullet]

I'd like second place with another five points, please. :D

[Aerith's Knight]

It's really sad you actually remembered this thread.

Well done, Mulley

[Blue Harvest]

Why won't you people just let this die!?

[Madame Adequate]

Why won't you people just let this die!?

I don't know, why didn't you let it die?

[Blue Harvest]

I wasn't the one that bumped it :tongue:

[Clouded Sky]

Two weeks, 5 points?

[Værn]

Meow~

[Lawr]

Just don't whatever you do snitch-cause you will get hit.

[Blue Harvest]

This thread should be locked, archieved and deleted.

[Jiro]

Just delete it, don't waste time locking and archiving it :D

[Quindiana Jones]

2000 points, please.

[leader of mortals]

2000 points, please.

No, it isnt by the last post you make, but the last post made.

[Baloki]

A special punishment has been given for such blasphemy!

[Quindiana Jones]

That's hardly special, Blokey. Pretty predictable, and easily rightable.

10 points, please.

[Blue Harvest]

Delete thread plz.

[leader of mortals]

Delete thread plz.

Delete Blue Harvest plz.:D

[Blue Harvest]

Don't give them ideas!

[Baloki]

That's hardly special, Blokey. Pretty predictable, and easily rightable.

10 points, please.

Easily knightable? Why yes, yes I am :)

[leader of mortals]

Don't give them ideas!

GASP!!!!

QUICK EVERYONE! THIS IS THE END OF OUR SUFFERING!!!

[Blue Harvest]

If I actually get deleted I'm blaming you :mad:

[Lawr]

Why not blame me???

[Flying Mullet]

One point, please, because I like being in second place.

Oh, and for those that like to whine about this being dumb and it should be closed, I have no problem in deleting your posts. If you don't like it, stay out of it.

[I Don't Need A Name]

wheres my 200 points?!

[Flying Mullet]

It's from the last post anyone made, not the last post you made. :p

[demondude]

I will post to extend any hope of recieving points by four days.

[leader of mortals]

Im posting so DD cant delete his post and post again in 4 days to get a point...

[demondude]

Let this thread die, so I can get points. > ; (

[Goldenboko]

No.

[demondude]

I see your logic there.

[Goldenboko]

Keep posting back, then you can never win :bigsmile:

[demondude]

But then nobody else can get any points, so I don't lose out.

[rubah]

realistically, I should be posting in this every day so I remain the winner.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm pretty sure my chances of winning are buggered anyway. xD

How many points do I get for PMing Blokey some furry?

[I Don't Need A Name]

oh god dammit
i should read the rules ¬_¬

[Blue Harvest]

WHY WON'T YOU LET THIS THREAD DIE :mad:

[Quindiana Jones]

I'll take a point, btw.

Only 1,999 till I reach 0 again!

[Blue Harvest]

I hate you Arthur :(

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, top me up baby.

[Flying Mullet]

Aww, someone cleaned up your -2000 points. I was looking forward to you posting once a week for the next 38-39 years to get back in the positive numbers.

[rubah]

All hail the infinite grace of his Balokiness

[Moon Rabbits]

See you all in a year or two with my thousands of points.

[Flying Mullet]

Just remember it's from the last post in the thread, <b>not</b> your last post. :p

[Clouded Sky]

Tie me up with mully again please!

[Flying Mullet]

Dagnabit! :aimmad:

[I Don't Need A Name]

you bigot! :eep:

[demondude]

Woo~ lets spam the thread before it dies again.

[rubah]

Why not? We've had precious little to celebrate these past 11 years.

[Jiro]

I can never remember this is here til someone else posts here...

[rubah]

just wanted to cockblock everyone else :love:

[Blue Harvest]

If there is any justice left on this forum this thread will be locked, deleted and buried next to GoBo's sense of humour.

[Jiro]

There is no justice here, all that is left is to spam this thread to death...

[Quindiana Jones]

Damnit Rubby.

[Fate Fatale]

Heya!.. damn, I'm losing.

[Quindiana Jones]

If it makes you feel any better, the only person who's not losing is rubah.

[demondude]

Haven't you people worked out that this is a perfectly acceptable spam thread?

[Moon Rabbits]

Just remember it's from the last post in the thread, <b>not</b> your last post. :p

I totally didn't know that ; - ;

[Baloki]

Very simple game, the less you post in this thread the more points you get (points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post), the breakdown of the points are as follows:

Less than a week - 0 points
one week - 1 point
two weeks - 5 points
one month - 20 points
two months - 100 points
six months - 500 points
A year - 2000 points

Get ready! Set! Don't post!


High Scores
Points in the first post of the thread


NB: Last post from previous thread: 11-10-2008, 20:14
NB²: For details of the story so far click here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/115446-idleeoff.html?highlight=IdleEoFF). Also fao mods and admins, BoB says you can't close this thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/115446-idleeoff-2.html#post2448852).

[erikramza]

Haha. Too easy.

[demondude]

Yay! :jess:

[Fate Fatale]

Damn, I'm losing...

[Nominus Experse]

WTF, I had the last one bookmarked, had a txt file reminding me explicitly to post within the last thread upon the next year.

The first game is still going. Dammit.


FUCK.... I just lost the new one.



RAGE.

[Laddy]

YAY!

[Yar]

No, wait. I'm still playing the first one, and I believe I'm in a tie for the lead.

[Baloki]

(points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post)

[Yar]

(points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post)

Right. I was going to revive the thread in 2030. :p

[Nominus Experse]

(points are awarded based on the time from the last post in this thread and the time of your post)
OOoooooo....

[Psychotic]

Also fao mods and admins, BoB says you can't close this thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/115446-idleeoff-2.html#post2448852).That's all the more reason to close it.

[Jiro]

I vote Baloki for president, so someone can assassinate him before he starts another one of these threads... :D (just kidding...:shifty:)

[Serapy]

I cannot imagine the picture of my stomach digesting a damn fly.

[rubah]

Hi

[Aerith's Knight]

Allie.. Why are you the only one who remembers these things? xD

[Ramza Beoulve]

There.

[Flying Mullet]

There.
What?

[Roto13]

Yaawwwwwnnn

[Imperfectionist]

Yes.

[Quindiana Jones]

Point me.

I can't believe rubah stole my birthday point last week, though. :(

[Baloki]

Point me.

I can't believe rubah stole my birthday point last week, though. :(

4 hours, 28 mins too soon.

[Quindiana Jones]

Point me anyway, or I swear to God I will find out how to hack stuff. :mad2:

[demondude]

Quin! I was prepared to get that point you buffoon.

[Baloki]

Point me anyway, or I swear to God I will find out how to hack stuff. :mad2:

I choose to watch the mayhem :)

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

Cram it, DD.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'll take some points for once.

[Baloki]

I'll take some points for once.

Ten mins since the last post so I think it's only fair I award you something.

[Aerith's Knight]

I thought it was since I last posted.

..

nvm :p

[Baloki]

It's ok, you won our new award :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Due to my pettiness, I'd like to point out that erikramza's post was 10 minutes too soon.

[Baloki]

Due to my pettiness, I'd like to point out that erikramza's post was 10 minutes too soon.

*shrugs*

[Quindiana Jones]

Wankstaff. :mad:

[Baloki]

I lol'd

[~*~Celes~*~]

DO I GET POINTS?! :bigsmile:

[blackmage_nuke]

I was going to post in the other one yesterday but it was closed!!! WHHHYYYY!!!!???

[Blue Harvest]

IdleEoFF for most pointless forum game ever!


Seriously, that should be a Ciddies category.

[Quindiana Jones]

Clunk. Target.

[demondude]

Points please.

[rubah]

I think i updated it right!

[demondude]

Oh yes! My first point.

[rubah]

:happybday

[Quindiana Jones]

You couldn't have just waited for the two week mark, could you?

Wankers.

[.:kerrod:.]

can i has points nao?

[rubah]

nop. no more points for another week!

[rubah]

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP118/A4_bl.jpg

[Baloki]

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP118/A4_bl.jpg

It took me ten mins to decipher that, such a dirty mind you have!

[Momiji]

http://www.netstate.com/states/symb/birds/images/de_blue_hen_chicken.jpg http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP118/A4_bl.jpg

It took me ten mins to decipher that, such a dirty mind you have!

Ten seconds for me. :p

[Flying Mullet]

I can't believe it took you people that long to figure out it was "roostera". :rolleyes:

[Lawr]

I can't believe it took you people that long to figure out it was "roostera". :rolleyes:

Oh yeah?


Cockadoodledoo!

[Quindiana Jones]

rubah's a cock block.

[rubah]

No, I'm a roostera like mulley said.

[Clouded Sky]

I hate Rubah.:mad2:

[leader of mortals]

I <3 Rubah:love:

[Quindiana Jones]

Point me.

[rubah]

november only has 30 days, son.

[Quindiana Jones]

30 days have September, April, June and...buggery.

I've been saying December.

[rubah]

it's okay, one more week and you'll have it.

[The Man]

This thread idea seems familiar (http://fools-gold.org/forum/showthread.php?t=10915) somehow.

[rubah]

ya'll probably just ripped it off #idlerpg anyways, I know baloki did

[The Man]

olle's thread is like four years old; did IdleRPG exist four years ago?

[Laddy]

Hiyaz! I haz pts!

[rubah]

olle's thread is like four years old; did IdleRPG exist four years ago?

I was idlin' before I came to EoFF, so yes?


Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Bugs? Naked pics? jotun@idlerpg.net or jotun@IRC. 426099 hits since Mar 1 2004

[The Man]

hmm. I don't even know if Olle browses IdleRPG though. Actually Olle said "a really neat idea I just had" in the OP so probably not; the resemblance is probably just coincidental

[rubah]

then they're independent!

[Baloki]

Actually I stole it off a 6 year old thread on a furry forum, you both lose :)

[Yar]

Actually I stole it off a 6 year old thread on a furry forum, you both lose :)

Furry fans are so creative. :) That's why I love them.

[Flying Mullet]

I'm playing a furry game? :cry:

[The Man]

Actually I stole it off a 6 year old thread on a furry forum, you both lose :)

If you were browsing a furry forum, then I'm pretty sure you're the one who loses http://fatedchildren.net/forums/images/smilies/monster elmo/gmonster.gif

[Yar]

Actually I stole it off a 6 year old thread on a furry forum, you both lose :)

If you were browsing a furry forum, then I'm pretty sure you're the one who loses http://forums.fatedchildren.net/images/smilies/monster%20elmo/gmonster.gifI think we've all already lost, being on an FF forum. :D

[The Man]

Not as much as people who visit furry fora for purposes other than trolling, however. :monster:

[Baloki]

Not as much as people who visit furry fora for purposes other than trolling, however. :monster:

There's a purpose to Fools Gold other then trolling?

Oh snap, I just compared you to furries :p

[The Man]

Except that everyone at Fool's Gold just laughs at trolling, whereas furries sit in the corner and BAWWWWW, so the comparison isn't really all that valid :monster:

[Baloki]

Corner = EoFF

Fool's Gold Member's = baaaawwwwww'ing

[Dignified Pauper]

you all ruin this thread by not idle posting. I quit this game...


Waits for everyone to stop posting for a week

[Quindiana Jones]

Yoink. Unless that 12:41 means midnight. In which case, fuck.

But otherwise yoink.

[The Man]

Corner = EoFF

Fool's Gold Member's = baaaawwwwww'ingUnlikely tbh, since a good portion of FG's member base was banned from EoFF for being too hardcore or something. People keep telling me the place is afloat with trolls.

[Lawr]

Corner = EoFF

Fool's Gold Member's = baaaawwwwww'ingUnlikely tbh, since a good portion of FG's member base was banned from EoFF for being too hardcore or something. People keep telling me the place is afloat with trolls.

If it is, then they're not that good at being trolls then right? :p

[The Man]

They really didn't give a http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif whether they got banned, afaict :monster:

[Psychotic]

Unlikely tbh, since a good portion of FG's member base was banned from EoFF for being too <s>hardcore</s> stupid or something.(exception: Yngve. He's hardcore)

[Levian]

I keep seeing this thread. One of these days I'm going to read at least the first post.

[rubah]

Yoink. Unless that 12:41 means midnight. In which case, smurf.

But otherwise yoink.

I think you might've actually made it this time. (PROTIP: it was 6:41 am in my timezone!)

[Quindiana Jones]

I can't believe rubah's mocking us now with pity help. xD

This is humiliating.

[Baloki]

Actually I'd already awarded you the points before she piped up.

[Quindiana Jones]

I only need two weeks open to swoop from second to last into second. Gosh darn this game. Gosh and darn.

One month would get me first, too! :D

[Flying Mullet]

I only need two weeks open to swoop from second to last into second. Gosh darn this game. Gosh and darn.
Then I'll have to keep posting to keep that from happening! :p

[Dignified Pauper]

Spam, now with even LESS flavor!

[Quindiana Jones]

The spam here counts as "tactics".

[demondude]

Pretty bad tactics then.

[Quindiana Jones]

Only if you're losing.

[rubah]

I agree.

[Psychotic]

don't make me close it again :)

(AND I'LL DELETE IT THIS TIME)

[Baloki]

don't make me close it again :)

(AND I'LL DELETE IT THIS TIME)

Only super delete can truely delete something, a mere pawn of Dr Yams like yourself can only hide the truth!