If you could have anyone from EoFF...

[Caraliz]

... give you a lapdance at your bachelor/bachelorette party who would it be?

My answer is, and always will be, Skt giving Bert a lapdance.

:bigsmile:

[escobert]

:love:

[Araciel]

Bert, of course. Rawr~

But then I'm not getting married...let's just have the party anyway.

[Bahamut2000X]

Yams.

[Montoya]

Yams.

[Rye]

Best thread ever, my dear. <3

Jowy giving I'm My Own MILF a lapdance. By far. Forever. For my pleasure. :bigsmile:

[Psychotic]

My brain says someone like Lekana or Jess, but my heart says Baloki :love:

[Polaris]

lol hm probably Aerith's Knight xD but to whom I don't know :whimper:

[Madame Adequate]

I shall never pander to these viviparous denigrations! You shall bathe in the fires of your sins, your corrupt loins shall be eaten by rot and maggots. And when this decrepitude sweeps all the world clean of your debaucheries, I shall remain, chaste, pure, and clean. And I shall build a new world of clean, clinincal reproduction, and all sex shall be rightly hated, excised, and removed.

[Caraliz]

Best thread ever, my dear. <3

Jowy giving I'm My Own MILF a lapdance. By far. Forever. For my pleasure. :bigsmile:
that would be so hot. *fans self*

[Rye]

I shall never pander to these viviparous denigrations! You shall bathe in the fires of your sins, your corrupt loins shall be eaten by rot and maggots. And when this decrepitude sweeps all the world clean of your debaucheries, I shall remain, chaste, pure, and clean. And I shall build a new world of clean, clinincal reproduction, and all sex shall be rightly hated, excised, and removed.

Oh my god, most ironic post of the year. :monster:

[Caraliz]

On the topic of lapdances, I would love for Joy to try to give me a lapdance. It would be like a little monkey jumping around a lion. :(

[Baloki]

o.O

[Jojee]

On the topic of lapdances, I would love for Joy to try to give me a lapdance. It would be like a little monkey jumping around a lion. :(

Will you rawr like a lion while I'm doing it? :jokey:

[Quindiana Jones]

My groin says the well-known hotties like ROY, Jess and Branchy, but my soul pines for nothing less than Rantz.

[Shiny]

I want to see Seraphic give LunarWeaver a lapdance. The inevitable embarrassment from both sides would hilarious. =]

[Rantz]

Just for your information, I have nothing against engaging in such an activity.

[Captain Maxx Power]

*Insert love for male member and request for aforementioned lapdance here*

[Chemical]

I'd like it if Shlup could shake her lady lumps in my lap.

[Avarice-ness]

Roto, giving ANYONE a lapdance.

:razz:

[TyphoonThaReapa]

:(

[smittenkitten]

Leeza, because I like my women to have experience. ;)

[Iceglow]

At the risk of getting in severe trouble for this, I'll say Agrias purely because she's got a role in a movie and then when she's famous I could either blackmail her or sell the story to some stupid tabloid like the sun for a quick buck or just tell my mates: Hey she did the lapdance at my stag do!

[Freya]

I'd like one from Paul, he can shake his skinny little behind for me :D But other than that obvious answer the other obvious one, Joy. I know she'd do it too.

[Agrias]

At the risk of getting in severe trouble for this, I'll say Agrias purely because she's got a role in a movie and then when she's famous I could either blackmail her or sell the story to some stupid tabloid like the sun for a quick buck or just tell my mates: Hey she did the lapdance at my stag do!

BAHAHAHA SCREW YOU STEVE!! Also, my fame will overpower your blackmailing powers! BWAHAHAHHA

Also, i'd like a lapdance from Stu, even though it'd be our wedding O_O..... LOL
but overall, i'd love to see levian giving iceglow a lapdance, BAHA!

[Caraliz]

Just for your information, I have nothing against engaging in such an activity.
I change my vote to Rantzien. I want a lapdance from Rantzien. And possible Breine.

[Marshall Banana]

Why not a bubble bath? One might be less awkward. =O

[Yamaneko]

*Insert love for male member and request for aforementioned lapdance here*
Seriously. It's so played out. Answer the question truthfully or get the hell out.

[KentaRawr!]

Hell, I don't know! What kind of a question is that? I don't even know what any of you look like. :mad:

...

Hmm.

...

A female member, no doubt.

[Balzac]

Also, i'd like a lapdance from Stu, even though it'd be our wedding O_O..... LOL
but overall, i'd love to see levian giving iceglow a lapdance, BAHA!

Hahaha, wut wut?

I'd do it too. ;)

Like Liz said, Skt giving Bobby a lapdance would awesome cakes. :D Or even better, Mike giving Liz a lapdance. Haha.

[Vyk]

I'm actually kinda scared to answer but I want to haha.. no

[Blue Harvest]

Any female members are more than welcome to give me a lapdance anytime. In fact, I insist Faded Tears gives me one :D

[Iceglow]

At the risk of getting in severe trouble for this, I'll say Agrias purely because she's got a role in a movie and then when she's famous I could either blackmail her or sell the story to some stupid tabloid like the sun for a quick buck or just tell my mates: Hey she did the lapdance at my stag do!

BAHAHAHA SCREW YOU STEVE!! Also, my fame will overpower your blackmailing powers! BWAHAHAHHA

Also, i'd like a lapdance from Stu, even though it'd be our wedding O_O..... LOL
but overall, i'd love to see levian giving iceglow a lapdance, BAHA!

LOL Alice you know I wouldn't be like that really but like I said...at the risk of getting in trouble....xD

Oh and as for Levian giving me a lapdance? Ofcourse he would, afterall he already told me once that he wants to kidnap me and psy and lock us in his basement!

[Rye]

Why not a bubble bath? One might be less awkward. =O

I agree! I want to have a bubble bath with all my favorite EoFFers. :kaoclove:



*Insert love for male member and request for aforementioned lapdance here*
Seriously. It's so played out. Answer the question truthfully or get the hell out.


If I must be serious, then I'd say Mr. MILF for the male in his classy suit, and this girl who posted for like, a week, named Coronet, who is half ginger, half asian. Dan scared her away though because he told her that I had a huge crush on her. ;__;

[Breine]

Just for your information, I have nothing against engaging in such an activity.... And possible Breine.

..that could be arranged :bigsmile:

[Jess]

Oh, how I am thankful I didn't discover this thread whilst drunk last night. :laugh:

Why not a bubble bath? One might be less awkward. =O
Yes! :jess:

[escobert]

Also, i'd like a lapdance from Stu, even though it'd be our wedding O_O..... LOL
but overall, i'd love to see levian giving iceglow a lapdance, BAHA!

Hahaha, wut wut?

I'd do it too. ;)

Like Liz said, Skt giving Bobby a lapdance would awesome cakes. :D Or even better, Mike giving Liz a lapdance. Haha.

hhahha yes Mike giving ANYONE a lapdance would be awesome xD

[Caraliz]

Just for your information, I have nothing against engaging in such an activity.... And possible Breine.

..that could be arranged :bigsmile:
Oh SWEET! You're coming to my bachelorette party. :jess:

as for Mike giving me a lapdance I would die. I would just die. It would be amazing. :love:

[Calliope]

It disturbs me that any hen's night I plan will be all thanks to eoff. This thread just makes it weirder.

[o_O]

Just for your information, I have nothing against engaging in such an activity.... And possible Breine.

..that could be arranged :bigsmile:
Oh SWEET! You're coming to my bachelorette party. :jess:

as for Mike giving me a lapdance I would die. I would just die. It would be amazing. :love:

I'm gonna give you a lapdance on your honeymoon. :D

[Caraliz]

this is fucking sweet. i get a lapdance from mike. :bigsmile:

i'd let nicky get a lapdance from mike too.

[Rianoa]

cant decide lol :rolleyes2

[Vyk]

Akaria. All ovre. And not jus lap. Full body danc yess?