Mad Libs!

[Jessweeee♪]

Put some words in there. (http://elainesellscars.com/html/mad_lib_generator.html)

Here's what I got :D!


One day while I was eating in the bathroom a blue potato fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the nightstand and knocked over the keyboard. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and ran a notebook off the couch. It then knocked a glass of root beer off the coffee table. After 27 minutes of chasing the potato through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest flower.



I wish it told me what tense to put the verbs in. I had to edit them to make gramatical sense! I should have picked more interesting words, though xD

[Old Manus]

One day while I was ejaculating in the cupboard under the stairs a small labia majora fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the shelf bracket and knocked over the Heckler & Koch G3 7.62mm Automatic Rifle. Then it ran out the door into the cellar and defecated a cup off the door handle. It then knocked a glass of liquid nitrogen off the coffee table. After 9001 minutes of chasing the labia majora through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest disk tray.

[Blue Harvest]

One day while I was punching AK in the face in the basement a obese squirrel fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the washing machine and knocked over the porn. Then it ran out the door into the wine celler and threw a condom off the bed. It then knocked a glass of urine off the coffee table. After 7 minutes of chasing the squirrel through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest fat man.

[KoShiatar]

One day while I was exploding in the bathroom a noisy discarded banana peel fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the grandma's wedding cupboard and knocked over the television. Then it ran out the door into the balcony and jumped a cup of tea off the armchair. It then knocked a glass of exhausted oil off the coffee table. After 543 minutes of chasing the discarded banana peel through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest computer.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Mad Libs are insanely boring and not that funny.

[rubah]

One day while I was run in the parlor a pink bottle fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the bed and knocked over the fan. Then it ran out the door into the dining room and slapped a bag off the chair. It then knocked a glass of ethanol off the coffee table. After four minutes of chasing the bottle through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest chocolate.

That must ahve been one big piece of chocolate or one small bottle.

[Balzac]

Cinderella had two step-'watermelons', who were very 'smelly' to her. So her fair god'toilet' turned her pumpkin into a big 'fanny', and dragged her off to the 'poop'.