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Lionheart8
03-29-2008, 02:59 AM
If you had to live in your girlfriends body what would you do and how would your girlfriend react to it? Also, what if you were stuck there forever?

Madame Adequate
03-29-2008, 03:04 AM
What do you think? :bigsmile:

leader of mortals
03-29-2008, 03:07 AM
much nakedness and lesbian encounters...

Vermachtnis
03-29-2008, 03:18 AM
I think afterwards we'd have one long conversation about what counts has masterbation.

Jess
03-29-2008, 03:27 AM
I don't have a girlfriend. :jess:

Namelessfengir
03-29-2008, 03:29 AM
id do things that are best not mentioned in polite company.

permanent? i could still have fun

Dynast-Kid
03-29-2008, 03:31 AM
I'd pull a Vanessa Hudgens. :monster:

Bahamut2000X
03-29-2008, 03:32 AM
This reminds me of Inner Space (or whatever the dink it's called).


much nakedness and lesbian encounters...

I approve. :thumb:

Psychotic
03-29-2008, 03:38 AM
Pick my nose and eat it.

KentaRawr!
03-29-2008, 03:39 AM
You'd pick her nose off her smurfing face? Damn, you aren't nice to your girlfriend!

Anyway, I guess I'd have cool conversations with her subconcious. :p Unless it wasn't a mental thing, and I'm like, stuck in her skin or something, in which case I'd help her find a way to get me un-stuck.

Aerith's Knight
03-29-2008, 04:12 AM
much nakedness and lesbian encounters...I approve. :thumb:

seconded

Deodorized
03-29-2008, 04:36 AM
I can't be in my "Girlfriends" body, as I'm a girl, and I don't swing backwards.

If I were however, in my Hubby's body, I'd get him neutered. :onnanoko:

((I kid, I'm not that evil.))

Jess
03-29-2008, 04:47 AM
Pick my nose and eat it.
Oh you special guy, you! :aimkiss:

Araciel
03-29-2008, 04:49 AM
Try to make myself orgasm, and fail miserably.

escobert
03-29-2008, 04:49 AM
:bigsmile:

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-29-2008, 04:53 AM
I can't be in my "Girlfriends" body, as I'm a guygirl, and I don't swing backwards.that way.

If I were however, in my Hubby's body [...]


I think afterwards we'd have one long conversation about what counts has masterbation.

:D

LunarWeaver
03-29-2008, 04:57 AM
If I had one to become I would write my name and number on every bathroom stall.

Yamaneko
03-29-2008, 05:08 AM
I WOULD DO SOMETHING SEXUAL OR GO INSIDE A RESTROOM.

rubah
03-29-2008, 05:41 AM
see what it's like to be a lesbian? Iunno

Yamaneko
03-29-2008, 05:43 AM
You could do that now.

Aerith's Knight
03-29-2008, 05:44 AM
see what it's like to be a lesbian? Iunno

If you have a gf, im guessing you are already a lesbian :greenie:

rubah
03-29-2008, 06:08 AM
well that just makes it doubly true!

theundeadhero
03-29-2008, 06:48 AM
Cheat on myself?

Aerith's Knight
03-29-2008, 06:48 AM
well that just makes it doubly true!

Your reasoning confuses me. xD

but you are a woman, so its to be expected.

normal male/female interaction's:

female: sweetie, do you think my cheeks look puffy?
male: no, they look nice.
female: oh ok, lets go buy a new fridge then.

Balzac
03-29-2008, 11:19 AM
This reminds me of Inner Space (or whatever the dink it's called).

One of the best movies ever!

Araciel
03-29-2008, 11:34 AM
Did you just use the words 'best' and 'ever' while referring to a movie starring Martin Short?

Loony BoB
03-29-2008, 11:44 AM
Oh man. Oh man. I would have me some fun.

Old Manus
03-29-2008, 12:08 PM
If I lived inside my girlfriend, I think it's safe to say she would die. Skin isn't elastic enough for two people.

Ouch!
03-29-2008, 12:34 PM
I misunderstood the OP. I got about ten posts into this thread before I figured out what the question really meant. As a result, I am now plagued with disturbing mental images. Thanks a lot.

Balzac
03-29-2008, 01:02 PM
Did you just use the words 'best' and 'ever' while referring to a movie starring Martin Short?


You knows it Jim Bob. Admit it, you love it. And Martin Short.

chrisfffan
03-29-2008, 02:29 PM
If you had to live in your girlfriends body what would you do and how would your girlfriend react to it? Also, what if you were stuck there forever?

haha theirs a few things

War Angel
03-29-2008, 02:52 PM
If you had to live in your girlfriends body what would you do and how would your girlfriend react to it? Also, what if you were stuck there forever?
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Well, I can't really get inside a woman... only bits of me can. :D

I think that the woman would have to be at least 7-10 meters tall, for me to fit inside her without killing her. Also, I wouldn't last for very long inside her, without external life-support.

Anyway, what kind of fcuked up question is this? O_o

Shauna
03-29-2008, 03:40 PM
what xD

fire_of_avalon
03-29-2008, 03:57 PM
I don't have a girlfriend to get stuck in. Ha! You can't trap me!

Rye
03-29-2008, 03:58 PM
I don't have a girlfriend to get stuck in. Ha! You can't trap me!

Actually, foa... :aimkiss:

~*~Celes~*~
03-29-2008, 06:17 PM
I'm the girl in our relationship, actually o.o Or maybe I AM Alan trapped inside Kari's body....Hmm...:monster:

rubah
03-29-2008, 06:24 PM
well that just makes it doubly true!

Your reasoning confuses me. xD

but you are a woman, so its to be expected.
X) I would be in a lesbian's body
2X) I would have been in a lesbian's body before hand

ergo, double!

Shoeberto
03-29-2008, 06:30 PM
Live out my vore fantasies of sliding through a woman's intestines while spanking it.

Blue Harvest
03-29-2008, 07:39 PM
much nakedness and lesbian encounters...I approve. :thumb:

seconded


Thirded.

Rye
03-29-2008, 07:41 PM
Live out my vore fantasies of sliding through a woman's intestines while spanking it.

I was waiting for a vore response. Bravo, Mistuh Hsu. *golf clap* :bigsmile:

XxSephirothxX
03-29-2008, 07:44 PM
Dance all the time

Zeldy
03-29-2008, 08:32 PM
What a very bizarre question.

Dolentrean
03-29-2008, 08:41 PM
Like most people in here, much naughtiness involving anatomy would happen… I would get a video camera and have her do many things I would never be able to get her to do for me on camera any other way! You know… just in case I switched back.

If it was permanent I would become a stripper and get rich!

smittenkitten
03-29-2008, 08:43 PM
I wish I had a hawt girlfriend whom I could get inside her body. :( Saldy I'm stuck with BoB, *cough* which is a good thing ofcourse! :love:

edczxcvbnm
03-30-2008, 04:15 AM
i am always stuck in my girlfriend ;D

Sir Lancealot
03-30-2008, 05:29 AM
I don't have a girlfriend, so therefore I cannot be stuck in her body.

smittenkitten
03-30-2008, 08:50 AM
i am always stuck in my girlfriend ;D

WHAT!!! :eek:

Aerith's Knight
03-30-2008, 09:24 AM
popular beer song we dutchers sing when drunk


I was walking around the town,
trying to find a whore,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt find a whore.

I finally found a whore,
she was rather thin,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt get it in.

I finally got it in,
moved it all about,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
i couldnt get it out.

I finally got it out,
it was all wet and sore,
The moral of this story is to
NEEEEEEEEEEVER fuck a whore.

I felt like sharing :)

ljkkjlcm9
03-30-2008, 09:30 AM
well see here's the thing.

I don't have a gf currently >.>

But if I did, the circumstances of this situation need to be clearly defined. Would I be inside her like "Being John Malkovich" and just view everything?
Would I literally become her and see how she thinks?
Or would I be me inside her, but have no connection to what's in her head?

If I had to choose one, I'd rather just know what she's thinking all the time. I mean, she'd be my girlfriend, so I'd probably be able to do anything sexual like the pervs in the thread are saying anyways... so I'd like to know what she really thinks, and how she really feels. And truly understand her, because I think that would just make us much closer. And well, sure being dirty can be fun, but what is it really if you don't care for the person strongly and have that connection?

Yeah, so I'm a hopeless romantic, sue me

THE JACKEL

Peegee
03-30-2008, 01:52 PM
You don't want to know. It involves sex.

Blue Harvest
03-30-2008, 04:31 PM
popular beer song we dutchers sing when drunk


I was walking around the town,
trying to find a whore,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt find a whore.

I finally found a whore,
she was rather thin,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
I couldnt get it in.

I finally got it in,
moved it all about,
GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH,
i couldnt get it out.

I finally got it out,
it was all wet and sore,
The moral of this story is to
NEEEEEEEEEEVER smurf a whore.

I felt like sharing :)


Lmao I've heard that somewhere before :D

Lionheart8
03-30-2008, 04:56 PM
how would you transform yourself into her

Raebus
03-30-2008, 05:14 PM
Sex changing machine.

Balzac
03-30-2008, 06:20 PM
Available in all Boots stores.

Rianoa
03-30-2008, 06:23 PM
i dont hav a girlfriend i dont sway that way (unless im really drunk lol)

bipper
03-30-2008, 06:26 PM
If you had to live in your girlfriends body what would you do and how would your girlfriend react to it? Also, what if you were stuck there forever?

I am allergic to latex and most plastic :(