How to Enjoy. . .

[rubah]

1) Flossing your teeth:
To enjoy flossing your teeth, first get some nice quality floss that is thick (won't bleed your gums as bad) and tastes good (will taste good).
Then, while you read posts at eoff, instead of snacking, just pull off a lot of floss and floss while you read. This also helps you take longer to read all the new posts so you don't have to refresh out of boredom so soon.

Enjoy your longer-lived gums!

[this is where you post how to enjoy things]

[fire_of_avalon]

I was flossing earlier and I noticed a brown spot between some teeth that wouldn't floss off. Is it a cavity?!

[~*~Celes~*~]

I was flossing earlier and I noticed a brown spot between some teeth that wouldn't floss off. Is it a cavity?!

could be a stain o.o

[Balzac]

I flossed right through a tooth... Is this normal?

[bipper]

Enjoy your longer-lived gums!


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[Namelessfengir]

I flossed right through a tooth... Is this normal?

id guess no. did it happen near the gum line? go to the dentist it might need a cap

[rubah]

I flossed right through a tooth... Is this normal?

Yes, it is perfectly normal; now you have a place to stick cocaine when smuggling it into the US!

[Balzac]

I flossed right through a tooth... Is this normal?

Yes, it is perfectly normal; now you have a place to stick cocaine when smuggling it into the US!

Ahh, this makes good sense.

[Jessweeee♪]

How to enjoy broccoli if you don't already like it:

1) Pretend it is a little tree and cut it so it stands up on you plate. This makes it more fun, as trees are not that little.

2) Eat it with something like dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, so you can have dinosaurs stomping through your broccoli forest. GWARR I AM A HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR AND I WILL EAT U BROCCOLI!

3) Add something yummy to it. Like cheese, or ranch, or a garden vegetable flavor cream cheese. This makes it taste better!

[rubah]

Broccoli: 3) the yummy stuff I like to eat with my broccoli is sesame chicken and the sauce off of it.

[ljkkjlcm9]

This just makes me think of Mitch Hedberg

"Smoking is a hard habit to break. And people trying to quit always tell you that you don't know how difficult it is. Yes I do. It's as hard as it is, to start flossing."

THE JACKEL

[rubah]

How to enjoy installing long softwares:
1) Start your installation
2) find a potato
3) peel the potato
4) slice it into chunks or slices, depending on your culinary skills
5) salt the potato
6) eat the potato
7) wash the plate and knife
8) throw the scraps away
9) poop the potato
10) finish installing.

[Jessweeee♪]

I do like pooping potatoes :monster:

[bipper]

How to enjoy installing long softwares:
1) Start your installation
2) find a potato
3) peel the potato
4) slice it into chunks or slices, depending on your culinary skills
5) salt the potato
6) eat the potato
7) wash the plate and knife
8) throw the scraps away
9) poop the potato
10) finish installing.

11. ????

[Balzac]

Do you eat them raw?

[Rantz]

How to enjoy Wakka:


Make sure his ball isn't poisonous.
Grab his ball
What the hell, Rantzien. Stop this nonsense immediately.
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[bipper]

Do you eat them raw?

Everybody eats them raw. IF you don't then you are a nobody, sorry Roxas.

[rubah]

raw potatoes (with salt) are wonderful.

[edit- why else would I spend half an hour peeling one so I could eat it?]

[fire_of_avalon]

It takes you half an hour to peel a potato?!

[rubah]

It was the second time I've done it, okay? >:[

and my paring knife I had was not very sharp ;.;

[fire_of_avalon]

You need a vegetable peeler.

How to enjoy your weekend
- Don't volunteer to work.
- Don't have any assignments due.
- Turn off your phone until Monday.
- Pray that it stops raining and have that prayer answered.
- Nap a lot.

[rubah]

my parents have traditionally used knives to peel potatoes, despite owning a peeler. I'm not sure why, but it's how I was brought up durnit.

[fire_of_avalon]

Me too, actually. But I'm a klutz and am likely to cut off my thumb so I was given a peeler.

[theundeadhero]

Being a CK:

Give random people giant ninja turtle avatars.

[oddler]

How to enjoy dinner without choking:

1) Don't read this while eating:


How to enjoy Wakka:


Make sure his ball isn't poisonous.
Grab his ball
What the hell, Rantzien. Stop this nonsense immediately.
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2) Chew your food 20 times with your eyes closed.

[Poopcannon]

How To Approach A Woman At A Bar (For a man)

1. Approach pretty lady
2. Make a fool of yourself
3. Go home crying and watch tv in your mum's basement

How To Approach A Man At A Bar (For a woman)

1. Approach man
2. Click fingers
3 Enjoy new monkey-slave

[Araciel]

OMG Bipper is back!

How to enjoy eating a Quizno's sub: Have a soul.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

if anyone knows how to floss teeth with dry and possibly expired dental floss then tell me

[Breine]

Being a CK:

Give random people giant ninja turtle avatars.

Haha, yes xD

[Peegee]

I have an appliance for flossing. It makes it easier.

[Flying Mullet]

I have an appliance for flossing. It makes it easier.
My wife uses that and she enjoys flossing. Who'd have thought?

[Peegee]

I have an appliance for flossing. It makes it easier.
My wife uses that and she enjoys flossing. Who'd have thought?

I straight up cannot floss the 'conventional' manner. So yes.