256 Final Fantasy VI puns

[blackmage_nuke]

0. A man was attacked and had his possetions stolen by a moogle yesterday. They say he got mogged

1. Why doesnt relm make any of the battle plans?
She tends to be abit sketchy on the details.

2. Locke equips a sword and Terra asks how much was that? And locke replies "it was a steel"

3. Why did Relm go to court when she painted on Strago?
She's previously had a few brushes with the lore

Your turn.
Try to keep it clean *wink* *wink*

[ljkkjlcm9]

4: What did setzer do to terra?
Oh he gave her lagomorph

That's all I could come up with at this random hour of the day

THE JACKEL

[Heath]

5. What's Cyan's favourite food?

A Doma kebab.

[Flying Mullet]

A pun thread? In the FFVI forum? Pure awesomesauce. :chef:

I can't think of any at the moment but I'll be happy to share any groaners as I think of them...

[Avarice-ness]

xD

Omg, I'm like chuckling quietly.

I can't think of anything, this thread wins. XD

[bipper]

After a long night of treasure hunting I got Locked out.

[blackmage_nuke]

7. The team went to the beach and some of them got sunburn. The UV rays damaged their Celes

[LunarWeaver]

Here are some lame lines that probably aren't puns because I don't even know what a pun is.

Edgar tried to impress Celes with his crossbow but she shot him down!

Kefka soon learned Figaro Castle had an underground secret.

Terra didn't want her magic so she cast it away.

The Veldt sure filled Gau with Rage.

Edgar used the tool many times so he knew the Drill.

A scientist dropped some magicite and apologized for disturbing the piece.

Kefka knew how to make a killer drink.

[Siegfried]

2nd to last one is but all others are only play on words or double entandre

9. Grasping is the way to defeat the ultimate weapon.

[blackmage_nuke]

all others are only play on words Isn't that the definition of pun? And i thought the double entendre was a type of pun.

Theyre hilarious so I accept them anyway
so the next one should be number 16

[Heath]

16. Was the party scared of Kefka? You should've seen their look of Terra.

[ljkkjlcm9]

17: What do moogles shop with? A Kupo(n)

18: Sabin tried to play football, but he kept Blitzing the quarterback

19: Mog yelled at Umaro for dinner, to which he replied, "It isn't Yeti"

20: Who is Shadow really running from? Peter pan
(ok I know that wasn't a pun, but Peter pan is always trying to catch his shadow)

THE JACKEL

[NeoCracker]

I'll start at 20, since yours isn't a pun. :p

20. When the Retainer of Doma was asked about his family, he wouldn't stop Cyan. (Okay, I'm assuming his name is pronounced Sighin')

[Roto13]

I can't think of any. :(

[Vermachtnis]

21. Why couldn't Rachel shut the door?
She was one Locke short.

22. Why did the kids always go to Figero Castle?
Because Sabin had all the best Power Ranger stuff.

[Siegfried]

A pun is when a word sounds like another word and is then put in the place of it, specific type of play on words

Double entandre is when the word has two meanings and both meanings come into play, making the sentence able to be interpreted two ways (in a sense)

[LunarWeaver]

I stole the Drill bit near word for word from World's Greatest Puns 'coz I'm lazy :O And the crossbow one I got from "She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off", although I still don't think mine counts. A pun is not just using a word that is alike or sounds alike in a different meaning, but also a general use of a word or phrase that plays with the application. Or at least as far as I understand it. Pun-land is not my kingdom.

[Disco Potato]

Ah, this thread should just be "256 FFVI jokes" or something :p

Nothing funny of my own to add, obviously.

[blackmage_nuke]

"256 FFVI lolgasms"

23. Did you hear about the dyslexic haxor explorer?
He discovered Lete River

[Heath]

24. What's the area around the mines like?
Narsheland.

Oh, mine're getting worse and worse.

[blackmage_nuke]

25. The Returner's signiature spell is scan. They believe in Libra-ation.

The urge to vanish-doom myself is growing

[Yar]

"Reign of Terra".

[Poopcannon]

26. What are Adelai Stephenson's favourite kind of shoes?

Gogo boots! :D

[blackmage_nuke]

27. What happened when Celes used runic halfway through Terra telling everyone some exciting news?

She stole her thunder.

[fleetingsight]

28. What should you take when you have stomach trouble on an airship? Alka-Setzer.

29. What did the moogle say to the Zone Eater when it complained of being injured? "Suck it up!"

30. What was Locke's excuse when the party gave him all their magicite for a battle and he still lost? "Sorry, I was just too stoned."

31. (Ok, this one's a stretch, sorry. You can count it or not.) What was the name of the war that "reduced the world to a scorched wasteland, and gremlins simply ceased to exist"? The War of the Mogwai

32. One day, the moogles invited Umaro to one of their dances, but when he got there, no one felt like dancing because Umaro smelled so bad. Finally Mog stood up and yelled "Dance, my friends! Dance like there's no Umaro!".

[scrumpleberry]

Oh my god you're brilliant xD

..

...I can't think of any :(

[fleetingsight]

Thanks, Scrumpleberry! :) And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"

[CelestialStarDust]

Thanks, Scrumpleberry! :) And keep trying, I'm sure you'll think of something! Here's a few cheaper ones:

33. What do you call a fanfic about Bismark? A whale of a tale.

34. What did Terra say to Celes when she saw Gogo mimic Mog's special ability? "Hey, check out the Gogo-dancer!"

35. What do you call an Atma Weapon with dragoon boots? High and mighty.

36. Why did Chupon make friends with Ultros? He wanted to be well-armed.

37. If Ultros were truly ever in an opera, what song would he sing? Aria di mezzo calamari

38. What was the name of Duncan's pastry shop? Duncan Donuts

39. One night, Celes had a nightmare about turning into an ice esper. She recalls, "It was so scary, it made me shiva."

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"

oh my gosh......

you are on FIRE.and brilliant.

i guess i'll take a shot....

40?41?:one night at the opera house,strago spotted a dancer that he thought was quite a-lore-ing...

[fleetingsight]

Thanks CelestialStarDust. :)

Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

Here's the link:
Puns with Punbaba (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451621)

[Roto13]

Thanks CelestialStarDust. :)

Well, I was thinking that these puns would make a great little video, so I made a flash movie with them. I hope you all enjoy it, and maybe when we get more puns, someone can make another:

Here's the link:
Puns with Punbaba (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/451621)

Did you ever know that you're my hero?

[Magixion]

41: What did the other characters yell at Mog when he was making fun of them? "Stop mogging me!" (Supposed to be mock, heh, kinda lame but I am trying! lol):mog:

42: What did Edgar say to Sabin for rescuing him? "Thanks for Sabin my ass!"

[blackmage_nuke]

Q: "How'Maduin so far?" A: "You're Kirin me!"Lol totally have to include that one.

so-
44. How do they describe the motion of the empire?
With a Vector diagram

The flash animation was awesome!!

[Exdeath]

Not quite a pun, just something I can imagine him saying:
Locke: <taps bandana> "Infinate ammo."

[blackmage_nuke]

45.How can you tell when an Imp isnt telling the truth?

It's Implied

[CelestialStarDust]

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Did you ever know that you're my hero?

*pointpoint*

that was a great video.i laughed even harder after i heard them spoken....

46.What's a ghost's favorite weapon? A boo-merang!!

[Comet]

This is kinda lame but...

47. What saved Locke from having a dangerous, fatal disease?

White Celes

[Heath]

48. Which search engine does Mog use? Moogle.

I went there.

[CelestialStarDust]

49.One day,Shiva would not leave Ifrit alone.She followed him everywhere!When finally confronted,she replied, 'I only have ICE for you!' (kinda like eyes?yes?)

[arcanedude34]

Not quite a pun, just something I can imagine him saying:
Locke: <taps bandana=""> "Infinate ammo."

Easily my favorite... pun(?) here.
</taps>

[Heath]

50. If Edgar became Strago's granddaughter's bodyguard, what would his title be?

Knight of the Relm.

[Flying Mullet]

51. Why doesn't Strago like server updates on battle.net games?

Relm down.

[bipper]

This plane was flying really fast then crashed into the side of the mountain.

"I said, lol, Daryl roll"

Poor John Denver. :cry:

[blackmage_nuke]

How do they baptise people in ffvi?
With pearl water

Its not a pun though