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Zell's Fists of Fury
04-04-2008, 05:23 AM
Who would win- a shark or a velociraptor.





Also, Psychoanalyst or whatever wets the bed. It's true.
:mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

I spelled legitimate wrong DAMMIT

Del Murder
04-04-2008, 05:36 AM
Where does this fight take place?

Araciel
04-04-2008, 05:38 AM
Where does this fight take place?

Ah terrain does play a very important part, especially since Jurassic Park taught me that 'raptors are pack hunters too.

XxSephirothxX
04-04-2008, 05:38 AM
Are land sharks also involved?

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-04-2008, 05:40 AM
A space station. Both participants have full mobility. And access to numchucks. Also, the shark's name is Mike Ditka.

Momiji
04-04-2008, 05:40 AM
Well, assuming that a shark would die on the ground and a velociraptor would die underwater...

If it was on land, the velociraptor would win.

If it was in water, the shark would win.

If it was a mixture of both, the shark would win. Why? Because the raptor would have to go in the water to try to attack the shark, but then start struggling for survival as it tries not to drown while the shark makes Mr. Raptor his personal chew toy. :love:

EDIT: Mike Ditka would win, because he could probably swallow the raptor whole.

WAIT! You never mentioned what species of shark Mike Ditka is! D:

Yamaneko
04-04-2008, 05:41 AM
Tell krissy to get his ass back here.

Uh, gorilla.

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-04-2008, 05:42 AM
Gorilla is refereeing.

Aerith's Knight
04-04-2008, 05:44 AM
Would the gorilla be able to take them both?

otherwise, one of them could fight dirty and get away with it, it being on a space station and all :p

Arc_Master_14
04-04-2008, 05:45 AM
Well, assuming that a shark would die on the ground and a velociraptor would die underwater...

If it was on land, the velociraptor would win.

If it was in water, the shark would win.

If it was a mixture of both, the shark would win. Why? Because the raptor would have to go in the water to try to attack the shark, but then start struggling for survival as it tries not to drown while the shark makes Mr. Raptor his personal chew toy. :love:

EDIT: Mike Ditka would win, because he could probably swallow the raptor whole.
WAIT! You never mentioned what species of shark Mike Ditka is! D:
lol win but yes Ditka would win because of his name obviously

Bahamut2000X
04-04-2008, 05:45 AM
The raptors of course. I mean those things are freaking sweet!

XxSephirothxX
04-04-2008, 05:45 AM
What kind of nunchuck training does Mike Ditka have?

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-04-2008, 05:48 AM
I don't know, it's a damn shark. He just bites the damn things and swings his head around what do you think.

Araciel
04-04-2008, 05:48 AM
Ditka is of this species:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Streetsharks.jpg

XxSephirothxX
04-04-2008, 05:50 AM
Well, raptors are some mean sons of bitches, but those are the fucking Street Sharks. Raptors can't handle that.

Ouch!
04-04-2008, 05:54 AM
Ditka versus God. Who would win?

Trick question; Ditka is God.

rubah
04-04-2008, 05:58 AM
if there was a hill then the shark would win.

Araciel
04-04-2008, 06:03 AM
if there was a hill then the shark would win.

Also if it was anything but the Cretacious period...or whatever.

/fails.

Del Murder
04-04-2008, 06:03 AM
Gonna go with Iron Mike.

Dolentrean
04-04-2008, 06:07 AM
Damn it! Araciel beat me to the street sharks pic!

escobert
04-04-2008, 06:14 AM
Ditka always wins dammit

Aerith's Knight
04-04-2008, 06:17 AM
Hard to swim in zero gravity.

http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/4/3/f_swimmingfaim_ffc34be.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/4/3/f_swimmingfaim_ffc34be.jpg&srv=img31)

rubah
04-04-2008, 06:25 AM
if there was a hill then the shark would win.

Also if it was anything but the Cretacious period...or whatever.

/fails.

go back and read sharks vs. hills again >:[

escobert
04-04-2008, 06:27 AM
The Hills Have Sharks? :D

oddler
04-04-2008, 02:45 PM
No no no you put a tank with a vicious shark at the bottom of a frictionless hill, then place the raptor on the hill.

Balzac
04-04-2008, 02:58 PM
The raptor would wait for the shark to jump out and then grab it, pull it onto land and wait for it to dry out. Then wear it as a fashionable hat. Mmmmm shark hat!

Blue Harvest
04-05-2008, 12:11 AM
The shark, obviously. Velociraptors are extinct :p

Big D
04-05-2008, 12:30 AM
The shark, depending on what species of shark we're talking about here. I'm going to assume Great White. 'Raptors were fine predators, but overall not that astounding. Very light build - the shark has much greater mass and a stronger skeleton, despite being made of cartilage. Contrary to Hollywood belief, the enlarged claw carried by Deinonycus, Velociraptor et al was not a razor-sharp sickle - but it could puncture and grip extremely well. However, to kll a big-ass shark you need to do a lot more than just hold on and poke holes in it. In a one-on-one fight, the shark would only need one good bite to cripple the 'raptor enough to win.

Now, if it's not a Great White Shark and instead a Basking Shark or Whale Shark, things would be altogether different.

Linus
04-05-2008, 04:28 AM
You never actually said what they were competing at. If there's need of a gorilla referee, then I'm assuming it's not a fight to the death because why would you need a referee at all? The winner would be obvious.


So instead I will assume that they are competing in space checkers, which the velociraptor would win because of his appendages and gripping abilities that Ditka clearly lacks.

Zell's Fists of Fury
04-05-2008, 07:28 AM
Thank you Josh. They are playing Guitar Hero.

Let this be a lesson you all.

Montoya
04-05-2008, 08:11 AM
Sharks on a Plane=Win.

Assuming that sharks are a species that has survived millions of years almost unchanged where as a velociraptor is extinct (i.e. dead), I'd go for the shark. They MUST be doing something right.

Linus
04-05-2008, 08:32 AM
Hmm Guitar Hero... well one would normally jump to conclusions and say that the velociraptor would easily dominate at this game due to having claws that can grip things.

HOWEVER

Since the shark does have access to nunchuks, he is easily favored in this competition.

Takara
04-05-2008, 08:46 AM
I don't know/don't care who wins, I just want to be the chick in the bikini holding the "Round 1" sign.

Momiji
04-05-2008, 02:45 PM
I'll be the referee, then.

"Now I want a good, clean-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" *is mauled to death*

*ding ding~*

Garnie
04-05-2008, 02:49 PM
a velociraptor!
why? because they are origanly a member or the bird family so they are like ducks! and can float! so the velociraptor would have the edge!

Caraliz
04-06-2008, 08:48 PM
i say spaceman spiff would win because i have named the velociraptor spaceman spiff you see isn't that cool