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Evastio
04-09-2008, 03:01 AM
So let's say somehow we're able to get everyone on EoFF together to accomplish the task of cramming as many people as we could in a van. Personally if you were the one deciding who to stick in the van who'd you choose? Would you choose people that are small enough, people that are flexible and are able to be crammed in weird areas within the van, people that could handle being crushed by fellow EoFFers, hot people that you'd want to get crammed in a van with, etc? Would you stuff yourself in the van as well? If you would where would you want to be in the van?

I guess I'd only let myself get crammed in the van if enough EoFFers wanted me in there. As for who I'd stuff in there and how I'd probably stuff short and flexible EoFFers in the back, tall big EoFFers in the front, and EoFFers that are average in height in the middle. Of course I'd only choose people that would be willing to let themselves get crammed in the van which was why I chose different van areas for different people.

Psychotic
04-09-2008, 03:04 AM
Clone Levian. We could probably get a few thousand copies of the little fella stuffed into the back.

Aerith's Knight
04-09-2008, 03:05 AM
Id be the one driving :)

Evastio
04-09-2008, 03:06 AM
You mean he's really that small?

If we were to clone anyone for this, I'd think it'd have to be 10-15 year old members since they're probably small enough for the job. Um, no offense 10-15 year old members.

NeoCracker
04-09-2008, 03:07 AM
since we all thought it, I will be the one to say it.

All the sexy ladies and me. :jokey:

And Lunar :shifty:

Evastio
04-09-2008, 03:09 AM
Names please?

Bahamut2000X
04-09-2008, 03:11 AM
It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

Goldenboko
04-09-2008, 03:12 AM
It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

Even then there would be plenty of us to go around.

Evastio
04-09-2008, 03:25 AM
I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

NeoCracker
04-09-2008, 03:26 AM
I think he just put in the girls so no one could see him feeling you up.

Edit: And I think half the girls here would want nothing but girls in the van too.

Mostley because the guys here look and/or smell really funny.

And I do to have strategy, as a lot of the girls here are really tiny. And so is Lunar.

Arc_Master_14
04-09-2008, 03:26 AM
You mean he's really that small?

If we were to clone anyone for this, I'd think it'd have to be 10-15 year old members since they're probably small enough for the job. Um, no offense 10-15 year old members.
Not me Im 5'9" 145 lbs

Freya
04-09-2008, 03:28 AM
I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.

Jessweeee♪
04-09-2008, 03:31 AM
Obviously I'd ONLY take the tiny people and put them in there. Big people can GTFO.


I dunno if I'd go in there. Too crowded...but we are breaking a record after all.

Aerith's Knight
04-09-2008, 03:33 AM
It would be me, every female member, and GoBo.

Even then there would be plenty of us to go around.

Id still be the one driving :)

Goldenboko
04-09-2008, 03:33 AM
I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)

Aerith's Knight
04-09-2008, 03:39 AM
I guess you guys aren't very strategical about this (except for Psychotic). Hopefully it's different for the girls...

I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)

yeah.. id have to agree.. too much blood flow away from our brains

Evastio
04-09-2008, 03:45 AM
I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.
Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?


I don't think us guys have particularly cared about strategy, we're far too hyped up on testosterone thinking of other things ;)
You guys sure are quite dirty aren't you?

NeoCracker
04-09-2008, 03:54 AM
Joy and Aicha are freakin' tiny. I think Jojee's like, 5'0.

Aerith's Knight
04-09-2008, 03:56 AM
Joy is like.. 3 heads below me.. i dont think id even notice her if she was standing next to me xD

Jojee
04-09-2008, 04:01 AM
I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.
Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?
You're my new favorite person :p :p :p

I would cram all the guys like NeoCracker and Aerith's Knight in a van and tell them it's for the purposes of breaking a record, and then I would set off the bomb that's in the van :shifty:

NeoCracker
04-09-2008, 04:03 AM
Why thats not very nice of you. :cry:

Freya
04-09-2008, 04:04 AM
Haha, no they are short xD

Aerith's Knight
04-09-2008, 04:13 AM
I'd put all the short girls in like me, Joy, rye, aicha ect ect. And then like all the skinny guys, since there are a few of you. Also levy case he's small too xD Then IF we run out of all of those the more average height and weighted members.
Aren't Jojee and Aicha skinny tall girls?
You're my new favorite person :p :p :p

I would cram all the guys like NeoCracker and Aerith's Knight in a van and tell them it's for the purposes of breaking a record, and then I would set off the bomb that's in the van :shifty:

you wouldnt be the first :p

*sigh* northern irish women.. *stares into memories*

The Unknown Guru
04-09-2008, 04:53 AM
I'm about 5'9, but I can cram myself into tiny places if needed.

rubah
04-09-2008, 05:32 AM
I would put the sexiest people (stu, foa, paul, b0bxD) nearest to me and then climb in and hope everyone else will too.

There's a VW microbus for sale in town. Everytime I drive by it I want to buy it and I can't imagine why somebody hasn't yet.

Peegee
04-09-2008, 08:46 PM
I'm staying out of this. It's nothing but trouble imo.

The optimum strategy would be stuff as many tiny people. Let's just clone Rye a few thousand times instead

I Took the Red Pill
04-09-2008, 10:47 PM
Clone Levian. We could probably get a few thousand copies of the little fella stuffed into the back.Why are people still posting responses to a question that's clearly already been solved?

Rantz
04-09-2008, 10:55 PM
In middle school the boys used to compete about who could fit into the smaller spaces, and me and another guy were best in the class at it. We had these cupboards in one classroom, and I managed to hide, with the door closed, in a space not larger than 0.5x0.5x0.75 meters.

I don't think I can do stuff like that anymore :jess:

Captain Maxx Power
04-09-2008, 11:05 PM
All the small people who can get into tight spaces.

Laddy
04-10-2008, 02:11 AM
6'7", guess I'm out.

leader of mortals
04-10-2008, 02:14 AM
You know whats great? All the hot girls here are short. Yeah. Thats great.

Shiny
04-10-2008, 02:38 AM
It feels great that I'm not the only midget. Levian, Lekana, Rye, Jojee, Aicha and I can all throw a midgeto bash inside the van. *resists the urge to make a Mexican comment* Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(

Laddy
04-10-2008, 02:43 AM
Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(
:(

Aerith's Knight
04-10-2008, 02:44 AM
Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(
:'(

hippies take too much space in a van :p

Laddy
04-10-2008, 02:47 AM
Tall people not invited! *eyes Laddy* >=(
:'(

hippies take too much space in a van :p
:( :(

Jessweeee♪
04-10-2008, 04:08 AM
We could chop your legs off like Procrustes :</>D!

Aerith's Knight
04-10-2008, 04:20 AM
We could chop your legs off like Procrustes :D!

I like her :)

Jessweeee♪
04-10-2008, 04:24 AM
Don't mess up my colon dee ;_;

Del Murder
04-10-2008, 05:26 AM
Is getting stuffed in a van with dozens of people a big turn on or something?

Aerith's Knight
04-10-2008, 05:37 AM
Is getting stuffed in a van with dozens of people a big turn on or something?

if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

yes people.. im going for horniest member in the next ciddies :bigsmile:

Del Murder
04-10-2008, 05:39 AM
if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

Yamaneko
04-10-2008, 05:40 AM
I would choose all the Mexicans first.

Aerith's Knight
04-10-2008, 05:45 AM
if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

let me rephrase.. get stuffed in the car with only females..

if you do the stuffing then youre outside the car.. thats boring(yes i got what you meant, you hentai! :p)

fire_of_avalon
04-10-2008, 06:14 AM
if you are a male and you get stuffed with females.. then yes.

Don't know about you but I'd prefer to be the one doing the stuffing.

DEL MURDER!

KH-Cloudy
04-10-2008, 06:58 AM
5'5"

I should be able to fit in. 117lbs :D

Stuff me in!

Blue Harvest
04-10-2008, 09:34 AM
Fuck using a van, use a mini instead :D

Relapse
04-10-2008, 02:16 PM
Obese people. That way, we could get the LEAST amount of people. (No offence to any obese people here, though)

Jessweeee♪
04-10-2008, 02:39 PM
Then we might as well leave the van empty!

Blue Harvest
04-10-2008, 02:44 PM
Obese people. That way, we could get the LEAST amount of people. (No offence to any obese people here, though)

I take great offence to that. You have made an enemy for life! :monster: