A womans place is in the Kitchen

[NeoCracker]

Now now, before you start claiming I'm a sexist, hear me out.

I have been in this world for over 20 years, and I have come to learn something.

Men are typically far better cooks then women. That leads me to wonder, why is it that Women are the ones cast into the kitchen if men are obviously superior in that area?

Then it dawned on me, men are a generous creature. They heard the womens cries for equality, and decided what better way to make them equal, then to bring them up to par?

So by tossing all the women in the kitchen, we are training them to be equal with the men.

Discuss.

[Rye]

Devil Man, is that you? :bigsmile:

[Vermachtnis]

But, I fail in the kitchen. :(

[Old Manus]

Soon we'll be doing something really crazy, like giving them the vote.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Men are generally useless except when I need them to open cans and bottles.

[NeoCracker]

Oh, we guys go through all this trouble to make you feel equal, and then you have to talk down on us?

Thats it, no more hugs for you. :mad2:

[KoShiatar]

You should see me and boyfriend in the kitchen before claiming than men are better cooks than women.

[NeoCracker]

It's not an absolute statement. There are freaks of nature out there.

You, however, are proof that our generosity pays off.

[Bahamut2000X]

Actually I'm inclined to agree with Neo here. Maybe it's just a crazy Ohio thing, but I can't name 1 good female cook that I've ever seen in my entire life. My sister burns everything and my mom carbonizes it. When they were both in relationships the guys were the better cooks. My dad cooks, my brother cooks, every girl I know doesn't cook but their boyfriends do. Maybe it's just an Ohio thing, but here it seems to be true.

[Araciel]

Men are more often chefs, but the trade of being a chef is one of more aggression and leadership. While I'm not claiming that women are incapable of such aspirations, they are generally less apt to pursue such.

The average man has no real grasp of kitchen work, since they were no doubt taken care of by their mother/other family member, then eventually are a bachelor (eating KD or restaurant food) before meeting a permanent mate, who GENERALLY takes on the domestic roles of their mother.

While I'm not saying this is right, or by any means the way it will always be, it still seems to be the norm RIGHT NOW.

Girls aren't forced into home-ec anymore, and are told they can 'be whatever they want', so this is now changing...and many females are just as useless in the kitchen as a male.

That being said, I'm awesome in the kitchen.

[Psychotic]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes LOL

[Rye]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes LOL

i dunno e-pal, wat? :confused::confused::confused:

[Araciel]

She should have listened the first time...

[Psychotic]

Nothing, you already told her twice. Ha ha ha women are inferior!

[Marshall Banana]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

[Rye]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice! :kaoclove:

[JaytodaP]

Soon we'll be doing something really crazy, like giving them the vote.

That already happened.... and they voted prohibition!:mad2:

[Rantz]

http://web.syr.edu/~sslau/girls-stupid.jpg

[escobert]

my husband is going to let me post on his eoff account. :love:

also he is going to let me kiss him whenever i want to. :bigsmile:

[Jess]

I love cooking, and I haven't killed anybody yet! :jess:

[Avarice-ness]

My soon-to-be husband has like... destroyed 9 out of 10 things he's attempted to make me.

He once made me NOODLES with some spices and stuff and yeah.. it was vomit worthy, even he couldn't eat it.

I've also yet to meet a man who was a better cook than I!


Also, I don't find that sexist at all, I mean hell I'm going to be a stay at home mom who cooks and cleans the house. The irony of it though, is that -I- will technically be RUNNING the house because I'll be in it about 80% of the time because he will be working most the time.
That's enough power for meee~

[Aerith's Knight]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice! :kaoclove:

*sigh* one cream cheese brownie and once cup of strawberry ice cream coming right up..

but i am not wearing the apron :mad:


generally, i am a way better cook then any girl i meet, but then again.. i couldve gone for chef.. and all that is negated by my roommate who cant boil an egg without asking me how.

[Madame Adequate]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice! :kaoclove:

*sigh* one cream cheese brownie and once cup of strawberry ice cream coming right up..

but i am not wearing the apron :mad:

Someone, somewhere, is doing something that I am not being told about. :(

[smittenkitten]

I can't believe you made a thread about this after I said you made a big mistake on saying "a women's place is in the kitchen" on msn!!! :mad2: Firstly women were in the kitchen before the men because back then women were to stay home, clean, do everything for their husbands while the men go to work. Women are fighting for their rights because back then men got paid more and women weren't allowed to vote. That is why we fight for equality, because we are women and deserve respect.

[Breine]

Devil Man, is that you? :bigsmile:

xD My thoughts exactly!

[Raebus]

Women will one day get equality, not because they deserve it but because they'll have NAGGED continuously. Hopefully us men will become unaffected by nagging and it'll be like a bee buzzing.

[NeoCracker]

I can't believe you made a thread about this after I said you made a big mistake on saying "a women's place is in the kitchen" on msn!!! :mad2: Firstly women were in the kitchen before the men because back then women were to stay home, clean, do everything for their husbands while the men go to work. Women are fighting for their rights because back then men got paid more and women weren't allowed to vote. That is why we fight for equality, because we are women and deserve respect.

:p

[Roto13]

So now they don't even get cooking? Jesus, what are women good for?

[Raebus]

Giving birth and staying at home, of course!

[Bahamut2000X]

*Insert blatant sexist joke here*

[Aerith's Knight]

Without cooking, the moment women fail in cleaning, marriages will stop to exist

[Freya]

Giving birth and staying at home, of course!

Cooking, cleaning and getting laid all the time isn't that hard. Gosh girls, stop trying to be equal already. I'd love to be a house wife. :jess:

Also neo, i'm a great cook, kthxbye.

[Shlup]

I do not agree with this thread.

[NeoCracker]

What?

So you'd rather we kick you women out of the kitchen?

[Aerith's Knight]

Giving birth and staying at home, of course!

Cooking, cleaning and getting laid all the time isn't that hard. Gosh girls, stop trying to be equal already. I'd love to be a house wife. :jess:

Also neo, i'm a great cook, kthxbye.

marry me! xD

lawlz.. now there is the right attitude :p

[KentaRawr!]

The best I've ever cooked was putting a potato in the microwave, and proceeding to place sour cream on top. It's tasty. My Mom, however, is much better at cooking. Meat Loaf ftw.

[Namelessfengir]

im a pretty good cook but i keep losing the family rating because i try making new things like stuff we never had before

[Shiny]

My sim knows how to cook a mean chili con carne.

[41-Inches-Wide]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice! :kaoclove:

:jess:!!

Open this bottle, Cracker!

[CloudDragon]

One of my teachers in high school (he was also our football coach) used to brag about how he left his wife chained to the stove while he was at work.

I can't decide whether it's scary or just plain awesome, but I think he was telling the truth.

[NeoCracker]

Every night my future husband better make cream cheese brownies for me in his strawberry apron.

Every night, my future husband is going to make me a strawberry and cream shake. Get one cup stawberry ice cream! One vanilla ice cream... one cup of ice! :kaoclove:

:jess:!!

Open this bottle, Cracker!

*Bows head in shame as he opens the bottle*

[Peegee]

I can cook but I still don't befriend girls who don't know how. Dear God if I had to spend time with somebody who couldn't cook, at least be a guy (they can't accept they suck at things so I won't have to cook for him). If it's a girl it would be incessantly "Mike, can you cook? You so good at it"

I want some shrimps now.

[Caraliz]

my boyfriend just brought me a vitamin water. :love:

[Flying Mullet]

I'm the better cook in our house and do the majority of the cooking, so does this mean I'm oppressing my wife by not letting her be my equal in the kitchen?

[NeoCracker]

Yes.

But no worries, apparently these women don't WANT to be equal anyway, so you're good to continue what you are doing.

[Flying Mullet]

Can I still holler at random women(and effeminate men) to make me some eggs? That really gets me going in the morning.

[NeoCracker]

MEh, whatever floats your boat.

We're men, we can do whatever we want.

[Aerith's Knight]

Booyah!

I like BBQ.. just because i can say:

"I are men. I make fire!"

[Polaris]

I don't think men are better in kitchen! they're just not affraid of try new things, if they fail people say 'oh don't worry you're a man after all', but women must cook everyday! It's not that the women's place is in the kicthen, but honestly I'd die if I coulnd't cook! If I would get outside home, how would I feed myself?:confused: And my bf might not cook but well he has a gf that does :rolleyes2

[KentaRawr!]

Hey, wait a second...

Where's Leeza?

[Aerith's Knight]

at home, cooking for her man xD

[Raebus]

It's scientifically proven that every woman's first word has something to do with cooking or food in general. They and the kitchen are destined to be together!

[Aerith's Knight]

It's scientifically proven that every woman's first word has something to do with cooking or food in general. They and the kitchen are destined to be together!

first word

mama = person who makes the food = cooking = kitchen

omg.. youre right :eek:

[Jings]

If my girlfriend wasn't better than me at just about everything I'd make a sexist joke.

[Takara]

I may not be a chef, but I'm a good enough cook that I never poisoned anyone by accident. My meatloaf is awesome.

I hate cooking however. Takes too long and there are way too many dishes to clean afterwards.

My brother likes cooking however, so whenever he visits, he insists on having free reign in the kitchen.


It's scientifically proven that every woman's first word has something to do with cooking or food in general. They and the kitchen are destined to be together!

LIES! My first word was "chat", which is French for "cat". My cats don't cook. I don't eat cats. PROVED YOU WRONG!

[Aerith's Knight]

cat eat food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks

the circle is complete :D

[Takara]

cat eat food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks

the circle is complete :D

By that logic, even a guy's first word can be related to food or the kitchen.

For example, truck -> trucks can transport food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[Araciel]

cat eat food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks

the circle is complete :D

By that logic, even a guy's first word can be related to food or the kitchen.

For example, truck -> trucks can transport food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I think you just trampled on his joke :P

[Aerith's Knight]

cat eat food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks

the circle is complete :D

By that logic, even a guy's first word can be related to food or the kitchen.

For example, truck -> trucks can transport food -> food is prepared by someone -> usually the mother -> mother cooks.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I think you just trampled on his joke :P

dont say that.. he might have a little trouble to understand such a hard joke, so he thinks im serious. its okay *pats shoulder*

[Takara]

Last I checked, I'm still a woman.

[NeoCracker]

I still don't believe you.

[Takara]

I'm having my periods, I can send you a used tampon if you want proof. :p

[NeoCracker]

Could be your mothers for all I know.

[rubah]

oh cracker's collecting used sanitary items? I'll have one in the mail tomorrow.

[Shlup]

What?

So you'd rather we kick you women out of the kitchen?

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

[Citizen Bleys]

It's scientifically proven that every woman's first word has something to do with cooking or food in general. They and the kitchen are destined to be together!

Funny; I have a female cousin whose first word was "s---"

Mind you, that was my fault, but still. "S---" definitely doesn't have anything to do with food or cooking...unless there's something very wrong with you.

[rubah]

oh mine was 'dada' which does relate to cooking because my dad cooks. HAH

[Raistlin]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF. :(

[Peegee]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF. :(

It's EoFF. Just use lots of euphemisms.

[Jojee]

I don't want equality then :p I suck at cooking and I'm okay with staying that way!

[Deborah]

Hmm I cook a lot although I'm the only one whos does in my household...unless you count my dad making waffles and hot dogs when I was little! :p This thread makes me mad though! Bah dummy boys! :jinx:

[41-Inches-Wide]

Cracker should cook for me. :kaoclove:

[rubah]

can you ship sanitary napkins via media mail?

[CloudDragon]

It's cute that you think it's up to you or your kind.

I need a sammich.

Some of my sexist jokes are probably not appropriate for EoFF. :(

Let's hear'em! *cheers*

I know where they would be appropriate.

[NeoCracker]

Cracker should cook for me. :kaoclove:

The only things I'm capable of cooking without ruining it are things that say "Instant" or "One minute" on the package. :cry:

[Raebus]

I want to use this line now: "Oh look, it's a floating pair of breasts attached to a woman".

[Jessweeee♪]

I ONLY BURN THINGS. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah~

[Caraliz]

oh cracker's collecting used sanitary items? I'll have one in the mail tomorrow.
hahahaha do it

[Gogo]

Just start cooking with the easy things, like ramen in the microwave. Then you can move up to the toaster, then finally the oven and stove. Cooking is not that hard.:p