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Gopher Gamble
05-01-2008, 08:18 PM
When you think about any real protagonist that is trying to stop a villian it's no wonder that they become clich'e. There are many reasons to be evil and do evil things but stopping those things always falls under the catagory of "it's the right thing to do."That being said my judgement was based more on cheesiness.

edczxcvbnm
05-01-2008, 09:24 PM
No way! Plastic man was AWESOME!

Flying Mullet
05-01-2008, 09:33 PM
That would have to be Sea Man.

"Come on guys. It's pronounced <i>see-man</i>, not <i>see-men</i>."

Roto13
05-01-2008, 09:38 PM
I always thought Ant Man was pretty lame.

NeoCracker
05-01-2008, 09:46 PM
No Super Hero compares to the lameness that is Super Man.

Araciel
05-01-2008, 09:53 PM
Professor X.

Come on, he's so lame he's in a wheelchair.

Bahamut2000X
05-01-2008, 09:59 PM
Professor X.

Come on, he's so lame he's in a wheelchair.

Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.

Roto13
05-01-2008, 10:01 PM
Superman is, like, the superhero prototype so he's kind of forgivable.

NeoCracker
05-01-2008, 10:17 PM
No.

No he's not.

Montoya
05-02-2008, 07:19 AM
Cat man.

Bunny
05-02-2008, 07:23 AM
Robin.

Breine
05-02-2008, 09:39 AM
Robin.

Yes xD

Quindiana Jones
05-02-2008, 10:36 AM
Captain America. What a fag.

Old Manus
05-02-2008, 10:44 AM
Human Torch

Seriously what use is the ability to set oneself on fire

Rantz
05-02-2008, 11:18 AM
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/birdbrain.jpg http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/howard_duck.jpg
http://www.dragonhero.com/graphics/marvel2/kymellia.jpg

Flying Mullet
05-02-2008, 01:14 PM
Professor X.

Come on, he's so lame he's in a wheelchair.

Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.

<a href="http://profx.ytmnd.com/">Professor X had one weakness...</a>

Relapse
05-02-2008, 01:16 PM
Rantzien has won this thread.

anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.

El Bandito
05-02-2008, 06:44 PM
anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.

...*sigh*

Aerith's Knight
05-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Hawk man! with the power of two men he flies in the skies at 30 miles/hour!

Roto13
05-02-2008, 10:19 PM
anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.

...*sigh*

*sigh* indeed.

Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.

Quindiana Jones
05-02-2008, 10:55 PM
Regardless of how cool and deep he was, he's still a big lame-o.

Jess
05-02-2008, 11:29 PM
No Super Hero compares to the lameness that is Super Man.
Seriously! :jess:

Balzac
05-03-2008, 01:04 AM
Lame Superhero of the Week: The Gay Ghost (http://blogzarro.com/?p=240)

Roto13
05-03-2008, 03:19 AM
That site reminded me of the real worst super hero ever. Matter Eater Lad. :P He eats stuff. That's his super power. Eating.

ninjashoes
05-03-2008, 05:57 AM
I know a certain superman ripoff who is stronger than a thousand suns that really sucks.

Proxy
05-03-2008, 07:31 AM
Professor X.

Come on, he's so lame he's in a wheelchair.

Oh come on that joke is lamer then FDR's legs.

You sir win. 1000 internets.

Aquaman.

Cookie
05-03-2008, 07:39 AM
Starfox.

Relapse
05-03-2008, 09:10 AM
anyway, its Captain America. a guy with a shield. wooooooooow.

...*sigh*

*sigh* indeed.

Captain America started off as an apple pie gorging, flag waving, Bucky molesting Nazibuster but he came a long way up to the point of his death. He got a lot cooler and a lot deeper.

whoops. i guess its prof x then. ;)

ljkkjlcm9
05-03-2008, 10:16 AM
Captain America was just on steroids... basically any athlete in our country lol

I don't find Superman lame, and idk why people do. I guess most people just think he has TOO MANY powers. If people just think he's absurd for his actions/beliefs... he's a man that stands by his morals, I see nothing absurd about that.

I'd have to say, "Namor the Sub-Mariner" if only for the really dumb name

THE JACKEL

The Unknown Guru
05-04-2008, 12:43 AM
Superman, by a long shot. Seriously, he cheats.

"About to defeat me? Oh, then I'll just fly out of the way then use my 4 different types of eye rays and super strength to freeze you, melt you, rescue Lois, and slice your arms off, then I'll drop your 2-ton ass in jail! Not that I was really in danger anyways, because my body is indestructible and you didn't have any of this one incredibly rare substance that actually does slow me down a little!"

Behold the Void
05-04-2008, 02:38 AM
Captain America was just on steroids... basically any athlete in our country lol

I don't find Superman lame, and idk why people do. I guess most people just think he has TOO MANY powers. If people just think he's absurd for his actions/beliefs... he's a man that stands by his morals, I see nothing absurd about that.

I'd have to say, "Namor the Sub-Mariner" if only for the really dumb name

THE JACKAL

Standing by your morals is one thing, but being perfect is an entirely different matter. He's not interesting as a character because he's too amazing at everything, and he has no real flaws (besides being a prick (http://superdickery.com/)).

DMKA
05-04-2008, 03:31 AM
Any superhero which doesn't use their power to it's full potential. Which is all of the ones in the Marvel/DC universes.

Ryth
05-04-2008, 04:30 AM
That site reminded me of the real worst super hero ever. Matter Eater Lad. :P He eats stuff. That's his super power. Eating.

I was going to say this. ):

Bahamut2000X
05-04-2008, 04:38 AM
Standing by your morals is one thing, but being perfect is an entirely different matter. He's not interesting as a character because he's too amazing at everything, and he has no real flaws (besides being a prick (http://superdickery.com/)).

Glad someone got the superdickery angle covered.

ljkkjlcm9
05-04-2008, 06:03 AM
Standing by your morals is one thing, but being perfect is an entirely different matter. He's not interesting as a character because he's too amazing at everything, and he has no real flaws (besides being a prick (http://superdickery.com/)).

I guess that's why I really like Smallville, because he's so unsure of everything and makes mistakes constantly. I've never really liked anything superman until that show.

THE JACKEL

Roto13
05-04-2008, 06:15 AM
Giant Man sucks (because he's also Ant Man) but Ultimate Giant Man beats his wife so he's more interesting there. xP

eestlinc
05-05-2008, 05:39 AM
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