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Baloki
05-06-2008, 12:11 AM
FOA: You used to have a thing for Sarah, right?
Me: Yeah.
FOA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Have tea with her? Never did, sally.
FOA: What do you mean, 'sally', my names Megan?
Me: Well, she does make a good cup of tea. It would've been nice if she'd made one for me before we started making threads.

Yeah, she hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think a girl makes good tea? It's not like I said I'm interested in the girl right now.

rubah
05-06-2008, 12:14 AM
Foa once had a teacher named sally that made her stop making mud pies and straighten up and act like a good little girl. She has rebelled against this instruction ever since.

Baloki
05-06-2008, 12:15 AM
She doesn't have to take it out on me though...

rubah
05-06-2008, 12:16 AM
you were nearby, what can you expect?

[edit- also sarah is her sister!]

Baloki
05-06-2008, 12:17 AM
Some consideration, it's not like me and FOA haven't known each other for a while.

Flying Mullet
05-06-2008, 12:20 AM
foa's a woman. What more can you expect?

Baloki
05-06-2008, 12:21 AM
foa's a woman. What more can you expect?

Her accent is too awesome to betray the fact she is really a monster, lurking deep :(

Old Manus
05-06-2008, 12:25 AM
This foa person sounds pretty hot how can I get in touch with this individual

Flying Mullet
05-06-2008, 12:25 AM
Google "Sally"?

Raebus
05-06-2008, 12:26 AM
I hear Foa has castrating powers.

Jessweeee♪
05-06-2008, 12:27 AM
YOU DO NOT DRINK OTHER WOMEN'S TEA.

KentaRawr!
05-06-2008, 12:28 AM
You don't understand the womanly mind.

She is a :mad2:!!

Okay man, let me just say where you made your mistake.

Allow me to repeat what the above poster said, though slightly differently with some wits.

Hey, you! I don't like how you worded that!

I WAS SMURFING KIDDING

Old Manus post is in production. Please come back soon.

Bahamut2000X
05-06-2008, 12:28 AM
Whoa dude, Baloki, so totally your fault. You should have realized all women = crazy. Geez I swear we just had like 5 topics on this recently.

Shoeberto
05-06-2008, 12:29 AM
foa didn't want you having tea with Sally because she once had tea with her... if you catch my meaning

Roogle
05-06-2008, 12:30 AM
Um, I don't know about you, but if someone I loved was making tea for someone else, then...

Lawr
05-06-2008, 12:32 AM
Like I said in another thread,


Tea is for WUSSIES.

KentaRawr!
05-06-2008, 12:32 AM
I wouldn't really be that insulted in that kind of a situation. If I had a FOA, and she said to me, "You aren't good at drinking tea", then I wouldn't mind, because I don't pride myself on how well I do with aristocrats. That's not really what I look for in a FOA.

But maybe that has something to do with my being poor...

leader of mortals
05-06-2008, 12:34 AM
Hmmm

Iced tea isnt too bad I guess. Any other tea? No...

Now to the topic. Foa obviously is jealous that you get tea and she doesnt, so maybe offer her some tea.

Roto13
05-06-2008, 12:35 AM
All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

Baloki
05-06-2008, 12:36 AM
It's a pity I dislike tea and coffee and orginally thought she meant tea as in the meal of teatime, but alas, food was not to be.

Rye
05-06-2008, 12:41 AM
All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

I don't need a foa. I have my own hand, and I sit on it until it's numb and... er... I mean, I totally sex them up unemotionally, and then leave them. I'm totally a internet cruisin' heart breaker. Really. Who needs a foa? I'm too good for one.

Roto13
05-06-2008, 12:56 AM
All foas a emotional psychos. They're all the same. You have to lie to them constantly or they'll burst into flames.

I wish I had a foa....

I don't need a foa. I have my own hand, and I sit on it until it's numb and... er... I mean, I totally sex them up unemotionally, and then leave them. I'm totally a internet cruisin' heart breaker. Really. Who needs a foa? I'm too good for one.

You've broken the heart of many a bunk sock.

Psychotic
05-06-2008, 01:01 AM
I've noticed something about foa. She's a keen women's rugby player, and after every game she has a hefty drink from her sports bottle thingy, and then drives home on her motorbike. Now, she often drives along a cliff face. It's a dangerous road and there's only a flimsy guardrail. What I propose you do is get a concentrated solution of Triazolam inside of a syringe. Watch the game from the touchlines, where foa's bag is located, and when nobody is looking, grab the plastic drinks bottle thing, and inject it with the Triazolam solution. On her ride home, she'll begin to lose consciousness, and eventually drive right off the cliffside and die.

Then you celebrate the perfect murder.

Roto13
05-06-2008, 01:18 AM
You have a lot of perfect murders in your head.

Stupid GTA.

Psychotic
05-06-2008, 01:19 AM
Diagnosis Murder, actually.

Fonzie
05-06-2008, 01:22 AM
Someone's been watching to many episodes of Monk.

Psychotic
05-06-2008, 01:24 AM
I like Monk more than Murder, She Wrote, but the Father Dowling Mysteries are superior to both.

Fonzie
05-06-2008, 01:26 AM
We watched the first movie/episode of Monk yesterday in my Psychology class. Brought back memories.

KentaRawr!
05-06-2008, 01:28 AM
The perfect murder is one done without doing it, because there would be no traces to figure out.

But, then, you haven't murdered anybody, and that's no fun.

Lawr
05-06-2008, 01:30 AM
Or you could jab em with a knife and call it a day.

Fonzie
05-06-2008, 01:32 AM
Might as well add the Prison Expansion patch to your life if you do it that way. :p

Peegee
05-06-2008, 01:58 AM
foa's imo a wicked person that I would love to prove empirically (by visiting her)

/fights for her honour

rubah
05-06-2008, 02:01 AM
there was one day in spanish class that one of the juniors was talking about his plan of a perfect murder. The class split in two, one half 'oh dustin you crazy kid' and the other half 'OMG HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!?'

of course, our kind hearted professora was one of the first ones, and she kept us from talking about :[

fire_of_avalon
05-06-2008, 07:20 AM
Y'all ... I just don't know what to do with y'all.

Nominus Experse
05-06-2008, 08:30 AM
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: You used to have a thing for UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA, right?
Me: Yeah.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Try to craft a bandwagon (Internet trend mobile!) with her? Never did enough, sadly.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: What do you mean, sadly?!!
Me: Well, UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so easy, so much fun to play with, that's all I'm saying. It would've been nice if we'd jumped on a bandwagon together before we started making threads.

Yeah, ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks years. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so much fun, so trendy? It's not like I said I'm interested in UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA right now.

Baloki
05-06-2008, 09:47 AM
And now that Nominus Experse has tried to be funny, thus ruining a good run, this thread can be archived :)

Drift
05-06-2008, 10:30 AM
i'll archive YOU Baloki!

Baloki
05-06-2008, 11:01 AM
i'll archive YOU Baloki!

For you DC~ Anything!

Lawr
05-06-2008, 01:16 PM
:monster: Yeah, well.

duckie
05-06-2008, 02:04 PM
I have to defend women, because obviously all men think women are evil brain ninjas (<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=z468B8vV6XU">Dane Cook</a>)
Not all women are evil....just some of them. :rolleyes2

Peegee
05-06-2008, 03:05 PM
And now that Nominus Experse has tried to be funny, thus ruining a good run, this thread can be archived :)

You said the A word thus it can't be A'd.

Jessweeee♪
05-06-2008, 03:33 PM
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: You used to have a thing for UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA, right?
Me: Yeah.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: Did you ever... you know...
Me: Try to craft a bandwagon (Internet trend mobile!) with her? Never did enough, sadly.
ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA: What do you mean, sadly?!!
Me: Well, UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so easy, so much fun to play with, that's all I'm saying. It would've been nice if we'd jumped on a bandwagon together before we started making threads.

Yeah, ORIGINAL THREAD IDEA hasn't talked to me for two and a half weeks years. I don't get it. I think I was just being honest, why should she get mad because I admit that I think UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA is so much fun, so trendy? It's not like I said I'm interested in UNORIGINAL THREAD IDEA right now.

GO DIE

rubah
05-06-2008, 03:36 PM
Imma pop a cap in your A-word.