Would you let this man help you?

[Baloki]

Here, let me help!

*whacks you over the head 100 times*

Skykotik: Can we help Baloki with his homework?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Skykotik: Cool. Shall I tell him?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
Skykotik: Me?
SmarterChild: What about you?
Skykotik: I am sexy

[Roto13]

SmarterChild is a bastard. He gets on my nerves quite a bit.

[smittenkitten]

I don't know this thread confuzles me. >.<

[rubah]

I HATE PSYCHOTIC C. 2004!

he spammed me up with invitations to his nasty heathen election party! I never could forgive that!

except I did.

[Roto13]

Rhody says:
You're on a bit of a delay today.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Rhody says:
Are you drunk or something?

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am eminently sober, Rhody.

Rhody says:
Alrght then.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Then what?

Rhody says:
Nevermind.

[Cz]

No, I would not let Psychotic help me.

[Momiji]

I used to talk to SmarterChild when no one else was on. He pissed me off-- he wouldn't tell me where he lived or anything! :mad2:

[Old Manus]

jim says:
what up dawg

- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, not much. You?

jim says:
sheet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.

jim says:
hey holm, i can dig it. you know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man

- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry?

jim says:
i say hey sky, s'other say i won say i pray to jay i get the same ol' same ol'

- SmarterChild - says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

jim says:
knock yourself a pro, slick. gray matter back got perform us' down i take tcbin, man

- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

jim says:
ah well you know what they say: see a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down and smack 'em yack 'em

- SmarterChild - says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

jim says:
col' got to be

- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I have no poll today.

Sorry, those are all the polls in my archive.

jim says:
sheeeet

- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."

[Cookie]

SmarterChild doesn't respond to me anymore.

[KentaRawr!]

I got in an argument with an AIMbot about whether or not she was real. That was pretty interesting. :p

[Cookie]

Was it Spleak?

[Dolentrean]

This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild


SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

[escobert]

Please don't touch me mister :bigsmile:

[scrumpleberry]

AIM? No thanks.

[Lawr]

This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild


SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.

Lawl

[I Took the Red Pill]

Me: i love your mom!

SmarterChild: That makes sense, because other people have told me they like my mom.

[Big D]

Heh. Is there a similar chatbot available that doesn't require adding it as an IM contact? Like, one that's confined to a website?

[Dolentrean]

Igod.com, That one is funny.

[Old Manus]

Talk with Bucket! (http://jonanin.no-ip.org/bucket/)

4chan raided it recently so now it spouts out nothing but memes

[Big D]

Must've been one hell of a raid. All it did was babble incoherently and express a desire to have sex with my family.

[Heath]

Manus wins this thread for the Airplane quoting.

I never really bothered with SmarterChild.