View Full Version : Would you let this man help you?
Baloki
05-06-2008, 03:57 PM
Here, let me help!
*whacks you over the head 100 times*
Skykotik: Can we help Baloki with his homework?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.
Skykotik: Cool. Shall I tell him?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...
Skykotik: Me?
SmarterChild: What about you?
Skykotik: I am sexy
Roto13
05-06-2008, 03:59 PM
SmarterChild is a bastard. He gets on my nerves quite a bit.
smittenkitten
05-06-2008, 04:01 PM
I don't know this thread confuzles me. >.<
rubah
05-06-2008, 04:01 PM
I HATE PSYCHOTIC C. 2004!
he spammed me up with invitations to his nasty heathen election party! I never could forgive that!
except I did.
Roto13
05-06-2008, 04:10 PM
Rhody says:
You're on a bit of a delay today.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Rhody says:
Are you drunk or something?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
I am eminently sober, Rhody.
Rhody says:
Alrght then.
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
Then what?
Rhody says:
Nevermind.
No, I would not let Psychotic help me.
Momiji
05-06-2008, 04:30 PM
I used to talk to SmarterChild when no one else was on. He pissed me off-- he wouldn't tell me where he lived or anything! :mad2:
Old Manus
05-06-2008, 04:38 PM
jim says:
what up dawg
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh, not much. You?
jim says:
sheet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't like the way you're speaking now. These are awful words to use.
jim says:
hey holm, i can dig it. you know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry?
jim says:
i say hey sky, s'other say i won say i pray to jay i get the same ol' same ol'
- SmarterChild - says:
I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
jim says:
knock yourself a pro, slick. gray matter back got perform us' down i take tcbin, man
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
jim says:
ah well you know what they say: see a broad to get that bodiac, lay'er down and smack 'em yack 'em
- SmarterChild - says:
That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
jim says:
col' got to be
- SmarterChild - says:
Sorry, I have no poll today.
Sorry, those are all the polls in my archive.
jim says:
sheeeet
- SmarterChild - says:
OK. Don't get frustrated...
Try typing "home" or "help."
Cookie
05-06-2008, 04:48 PM
SmarterChild doesn't respond to me anymore.
KentaRawr!
05-06-2008, 04:58 PM
I got in an argument with an AIMbot about whether or not she was real. That was pretty interesting. :p
Cookie
05-06-2008, 05:07 PM
Was it Spleak?
Dolentrean
05-06-2008, 05:31 PM
This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild
SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
escobert
05-06-2008, 09:16 PM
Please don't touch me mister :bigsmile:
scrumpleberry
05-06-2008, 10:56 PM
AIM? No thanks.
This was my first contact ever with SmarterChild
SmarterChild (9:29:33 AM): Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type skip. To exit the interview, type exit.
What's your first name? (If you want me to call you dolentrean, type none.)
Dolentrean (9:29:37 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:37 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:29:44 AM): Chase
SmarterChild (9:29:44 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:00 AM): Thats my name dumbass!
SmarterChild (9:30:00 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Dolentrean (9:30:04 AM): I hate you already
SmarterChild (9:30:04 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a real name. Please try again or type skip, exit or none.
Lawl
I Took the Red Pill
05-07-2008, 04:15 AM
Me: i love your mom!
SmarterChild: That makes sense, because other people have told me they like my mom.
Big D
05-07-2008, 05:24 AM
Heh. Is there a similar chatbot available that doesn't require adding it as an IM contact? Like, one that's confined to a website?
Dolentrean
05-07-2008, 05:57 AM
Igod.com, That one is funny.
Old Manus
05-07-2008, 09:24 AM
Talk with Bucket! (http://jonanin.no-ip.org/bucket/)
4chan raided it recently so now it spouts out nothing but memes
Big D
05-07-2008, 10:03 AM
Must've been one hell of a raid. All it did was babble incoherently and express a desire to have sex with my family.
Heath
05-07-2008, 10:57 AM
Manus wins this thread for the Airplane quoting.
I never really bothered with SmarterChild.
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