Fabricate a Lie About Your FFI Elitiousness

[Yar]

Elitiousness. I'm such a great word-maker-upper. :D

Do as the title says! Fabricate a lie of how great you are. Let's compile a list of our accomplishments!

"My fighter can take out the nine pirates in one-hit!" :cool:

[arcanedude34]

I'm so leet at FFI my White Wizard and Black Wizard deal as much damage as my Knight and Ninja... oh wait, that's true...

I let Garland knock me down.

[Relapse]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

[Roogle]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

[Mystik_Ninja]

I once encountered a starving shivering naked white mage in the forest. I lured it over with a piece of materia then I finished her with my ninja magic.

[ReloadPsi]

I beat the game with a solo LV1 Black Mage.

[Crossblades]

I unlocked a cheat that made a Dragoon playable in this game :p

[mose-schrute]

I was playing this game in the womb.

[KoShiatar]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

The thread is about making up achievements, silly.

I killed WarMech with solo White Mage.

[Jessweeee♪]

My characters exist.

[Yar]

noone of my characters died before. yet my warrior is lv 99 while the rest are 30-ish. :/

How is that possible? I have not played Final Fantasy I in a very long time. Are you being serious or sarcastic? I am interested to know how that can happen.

The thread is about making up achievements, silly.


And not just achievements. Outlandish, impossible achievements. ;)

[Relapse]

my monk/BB carries a gun.

[NeoCracker]

My knight doesn't use a weapon. He just beats people up using his massive penis.

[Blue Harvest]

My black mage is so badass monsters die just from seeing him.


Also, he slept with my white mage and popped out a little baby red mage.

[Obsidian]

I revived Aeris using a debug mode given to me by time-looping fiends from 2,000 years into future, revealing to me that Aeris was in the NES FF1 all along and that this was the franchise's way of coming full circle.

But alas! She's not all she's cracked up to be. :( She's just a palette swap of a white mage with the same spells! :mad2:

[ReloadPsi]

My party became so powerful that they began to manifest themselves in the real world, causing them to attempt to assassinate me to stop me deleting the save file.

[Rantz]

I really liked the story!

[Creeping Shadow]

Garland joined my party. :choc2:

[Vermachtnis]

I made Bahamut give me my class upgrade without the Rat Tail.

[Gogo]

I beat Warmech. :)

...

:(

[KoShiatar]

Chaos was actually supposed to be stomping on the world map, but he was at the bottom of that long dungeon because when he saw my overpowered party he fel the need to run and hide.

[Relapse]

some of my characters classchanged, some didn't.

[Creeping Shadow]

I started my game with a Blue mage and Summoner in my party.

[Heath]

I completed the game with no characters alive at any point during the game.

[ReloadPsi]

I made Bahamut offer himself up as a summonable ally.

My Black Mages' hat flopped and he had a massive identity crisis.

My sister is the White Mage, thus explaining the huge shoulders after the class change in the NES version.

[Dr. Acula]

I fought Chocobo Weapon.

[Creeping Shadow]

I fought Sarah instead of Garland.

[Relapse]

1 g0tz t3h cl0udz, t3h s3ph1r0thz, t3h a3r1z and teh t1faz as mah ultim8 teamz0rz hahahah!!!!1!!1!!!1!onE!!! th3y can pwnz0rz anyth1ng lulz0rz.

[Vermachtnis]

I don't hold Reset when powering off.

[Creeping Shadow]

My Red mage class changed into a Black Wizard.:choc2:

[Lawr]

I beat this game tomorrow.

[Brennan]

I fought Chaos with the X-Calibur 1000 years ago

[ReloadPsi]

I gave my Excalbur to my Red Wizard so my Knight could have the Masamune.

[SwordFighter_Dago]

My monk is so strong, he can own Chuck Norris.

[Obsidian]

Garland knocked my entire party down!

[FFVIFan]

My Black Wizard can kill 9 pirates by just using Fire!

[Relapse]

i control chaos.

[Marky Tee]

my knight did a big poo

[black orb]

>>> Unlocked Unne as a playable character.

[Saber]

I maxed out all of my stats for all characters to 255. Leveled them up to 100. and now I'm searching for the break damage, hp, mp limits so I can finally get all they're hp up to 99999 and mp to 9999 then even my white mages would do 99999 damage with a simple attack. ahh its so great being this good.

ps - just found it

[I Don't Need A Name]

No one in the game blessed the crystals!
(possibly THE most impossible occurance xD)

[ReloadPsi]

I got the Black Mage to wear heavier armour, gain more HP than normal and wield better weapons so that it could still deal decent damage while conserving its spell charges, then changed its wardrobe to this pimpin' red superhero costume.

[Marky Tee]

ahahaha i hate black mages too^

[bipper]

My white mage actually is female.

[Bastian]

I remember getting the very first issue of Nintendo Power all those years ago and there being a crazy Final Fantasy contest where if you sent in a thing proving you beat it you would be entered into a contest to be flown to some island and do some sort of treasure hunt or something, winning something or other.

Wait . . . that's for real. :)

I beat FF before the dawn of time. How bout that one?

[Marky Tee]

my fighter does bodyshots off my white mage's toned beautiful belly

[arcanedude34]

I upgraded my class twice. My classes are now Paladin, Sage, Magus, and.. uh... Super... Ninja?

[scrumpleberry]

I upgraded my class twice. My classes are now Paladin, Sage, Magus, and.. uh... Super... Ninja?

Ninja Pirate is the phrase you're looking for.

I'm so awesome the game starts me off with fully maxed out equipment because I take as much time to get it after starting as it does to load it.

[arcanedude34]

No, Ninja Pirate is his THIRD upgrade, which I'm currently working on getting. I should have it by the time I'm done typing this HOLY CRAP!!! THERE'S SO MANY LASERS!!! AWESOME!!! I LOVE NINJA PIRATE!!!! HEAD! HIT! KEYBOARD!

[Heath]

My Black Belt owned Kraken so badly that they gave up their position as an elemental Lord and joined my party, with my Black Belt becoming the new King of the Seas.

[champagne supernova]

I defeated Cheese Weapon with a level 1 typhoon skunk.

[Avarice-ness]

It's sad.

You guys all played it.

I turned the game on and it cowarded in fear and went straight to the end credits.

[arcanedude34]

Cowarded. Too high and mighty to use real words now, Avarice?

[ReloadPsi]

When my Fighter was one-shot-killing every single enemy while my Black Mage continued to cast Ice3 to less and less effect (stuff just wasn't dying anymore) it cried so hard that its own tears dealt so much water damage to itself that the clinic couldn't heal it, so I played the next few hours of the game with an empty party slot. It was later filled by another Fighter.

[SABR]

I beat Chaos with a Lv1 white mage with nothing but 3 gil and a hammer. Beat THAT.

[StormyV]

When I did the class change my Black Belt became a Ninja and my Thief became a Serial Killer.

[ReloadPsi]

I beat Chaos with a Lv1 white mage with nothing but 3 gil and a hammer. Beat THAT.

I beat Chaos with a LV1 White Mage, 0 Gil and completely unarmed, naked* and with no spells.

*No spells.

I then went on to do the same thing with a Black Mage, much as I loathe them.

[White Queen]

My party defeated Chaos just by looking at him which unlocked the secret ending where Sara is actually the final boss, my Black wizard nuked her, Knight impaled her and he married Red Mage and ruled Coneria :p bah! bet none of you have unlocked that! Now its just the one where Black mage is ACTUALLY the villain all along...:D Wait, FF1 with a storyline and character development? Bleh...:mog:

[Moon Rabbits]

I once beat the game without even playing it. Serious.

[Carl the Llama]

once I got my party to level 99 and they transformed into Omnibeing, invincible and able to use all skills and magic!

[Mystik_Ninja]

I'm so elite at Final Fantasy on the NES that I never have to Hold Reset when I push Power.

[Crimson]

Im so leet at Final Fantasy that all I have to do is think about playing and it immediatly turns itself on and goes straight to the end credits, with a perfect save file.