Misheard song lyrics

[Citizen Bleys]

I'll go first:

The Ramones
I got twenty-twenty-twenty-four hours to go-o-o, I wanna be fellated
(Well, technically it's true...)

David Bowie
Ground Control to Mao Zedong...
(Was Chairman Mao ever young enough to withstand the rigors of space travel?)

And finally, one stolen from DocFrance of GHF:
Jimi Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!
(I...don't want to know)

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[Momiji]

I'll go first:

And finally, one stolen from DocFrance of GHF:
Jimi Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy!
(I...don't want to know)

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I could have sworn that was what Hendrix was saying for the longest time. I had always just assumed he was gay or something, then I looked up the lyrics and found he was saying 'sky', not 'guy'. :p

[Roto13]

Alanis Morisette
You see all my light and you love my dog
(Better than the real line, imo. How can you expect to be compatible with someone if you don't love their pet?)

[Big D]

Gwen Stefani
I ain't no Harlem black girl!

AC/DC
Dirty deeds and the Thunder King

Dirty deeds, and I've done thirteen

I used to think it was the former, for a very long time. Then I heard an arrangement that had me utterly convinced it was the latter. Just now, I looked up the song so I could reference it here - and learned that it's actually, "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap."
Never before have I been so wrong about something, for so long.

[leilei]

Final Fantasy VII
...-we will burn van halen,
dave lee roth!
dave lee roth!


CCR (Fogerty is nicely misheard)
You don't need a pinhead just to hang around

(there's other mishearings in the same song, this one sticks out the most)

Elton John
I've had enough of you at the station
I've had it with your death star plan

[Citizen Bleys]

AC/DC
Dirty deeds and the Thunder King

I heard almost the same thing, except I thought it was the Thunder Chief.

And speaking of which...

RHCP - Scar Tissue
With bourbon, s--- is a lovely view
(Just how much bourbon are we talking, here?)

[Montoya]

There's this one song from the death metal band Dark Tranquility and in it I could swear they are saying: "We don't need no hos!" XD Gold.

[Dolentrean]

Enter Sandman:

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragons Fire, and a warm apple pie.

Now you will hear it too!

[oddler]

Enter Sandman:

Dreams of War, Dreams of Liars, Dreams of Dragons Fire, and a warm apple pie.

Now you will hear it too!

God, I almost had Sprite coming out of my nose with that one.

New Found Glory's Vegas mixed my girlfriend up. The line is actually "You've got to keep your eyes open" but somehow she heard "You've got your dick on my tote bag." I can't hear the real line now! :greenie:

[The Unknown Guru]

New Found Glory's Vegas mixed my girlfriend up. The line is actually "You've got to keep your eyes open" but somehow she heard "You've got your dick on my tote bag." I can't hear the real line now! :greenie:

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day, and I haven't even heard the song.

[rubah]

'folding dear hands, I commend my spirit, folding dear hands, why have you forsaken me' etc.

I'm really bad at hearing lyrics. Like really bad.

[Disco Potato]

When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan" :exdee:

[Roto13]

When I was really little, I thought "How Bizarre" was "Parmesan" :exdee:

That's... so cute....

[Randgris]

Crank It (Soulja boy)
Soulja boy in pantyhole
Whamy crack it
Whamy Oh
Whamy crack it soulja boy
Then superside that Oh
Now whamy you (crack it soulja) 3x

Grand Theft Autumn
Journey here
I could be here
I could be the next good thing but I'm still trying
What's more that I could say for him.

[Kes]

My favourite is my mother's mistake.

From "Big Yellow Taxi"
<i>It tastes really nice and they put up a parking lot</i>


Um, just about anything from Fall Out Boy. I can never get their lyrics right. "This Ain't a Scene" wasn't too bad, but <a href=http://youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10>these lyrics</a> are just so much more awesome.

Also, Muse's "Knights of Cydonia"
<i>A Joe with a gun falls asleep on the john.</i>