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DMKA
05-23-2008, 12:17 AM
Does your significant other ever do things that really annoy you?

My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.

Rye
05-23-2008, 12:24 AM
:up:

I can't really think of anything. To scrape the barrel, I'll say boyfriend being an over-apologizer, which isn't even bad and really doesn't annoy me much at all, because it's much better than a boyfriend who NEVER apologies. I like to tease him about it though. <3

Roto13
05-23-2008, 12:32 AM
My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.

rubah
05-23-2008, 12:35 AM
stu insists on a made bed but I like to cocoon ;.;

Rye
05-23-2008, 12:39 AM
My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.

Do share... :bigsmile:

Marshall Banana
05-23-2008, 12:40 AM
I can't think of a single thing. =O

Captain Maxx Power
05-23-2008, 12:52 AM
As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.

Roto13
05-23-2008, 12:58 AM
My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.

Do share... :bigsmile:

He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.

NeoCracker
05-23-2008, 12:58 AM
As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.

As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(

Captain Maxx Power
05-23-2008, 01:19 AM
As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(

Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?

strawberryman
05-23-2008, 01:20 AM
He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.

This makes me think of that Family Guy episode when Peter went "abstinant" (sp?). >_>

NeoCracker
05-23-2008, 01:21 AM
As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(

Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?

I'm sorry, but I don't feel I'm being appriciated in the way I deserve to be.

As much as it pains me to do this, I'm breaking up with you Maxx Power. :cry:

Avarice-ness
05-23-2008, 01:39 AM
I dunno.

Now that my husbands off at boot camp and not around, everything that normally would annoy me I miss.

We can't share blankets though, basically he has two blankets for him and two for me because if we try to share one, he'll steal it and turn himself into a caccoon.

Bunny
05-23-2008, 02:19 AM
When she opens her mouth words come out.

Araciel
05-23-2008, 02:24 AM
She tells me she loves me...GAY

Akaria
05-23-2008, 02:24 AM
My ex was just gross. He'd eat food with his mouth wide open and I could see and hear the food so clearly...It was disgusting. That, and he would sleep with way more blankets than he would need so he would wake up sweating in the middle of the night and never change the sheets. Ever. I'm really happy I never lived with him.

Oh, and he hated Family Guy with a passion. That pissed me off most.

mooglebunni608
05-23-2008, 04:22 AM
My ex didn't call me. Ever. Because he didn't want to talk to my parents, apparently.

Jerkface.

Big D
05-23-2008, 04:41 AM
vicious ear rapistEoFF Quote of the Year 2008

SpendGil
05-23-2008, 05:54 AM
My wife is amazing.

Avarice-ness
05-23-2008, 06:02 AM
My wife is amazing.

That's what my husband says when he's done something wrong. :D

Roto13
05-23-2008, 07:03 AM
As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(

Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?

If you're playing along, then you? :P

Roogle
05-23-2008, 07:13 AM
My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.

You mustn't make a mountain out of a molehill—

Dolentrean
05-23-2008, 07:18 AM
My girlfriend is great, but she can be immature at times, and act irationally

Breine
05-23-2008, 08:55 AM
My ex was really paranoid.. other than that I don't really think there was anything I found annoying about her.

Blue Harvest
05-23-2008, 10:37 AM
As soon as I get a significant other to be annoyed about I'll let you know.

What he said :(



I miss the days when I was dating a compulsive liar...

Jess
05-23-2008, 03:00 PM
He fails to recognise what is good food! :jess:

Rye
05-23-2008, 03:01 PM
My husband constantly assaults me with Q-tips.

Do share... :bigsmile:

He has a bizarre obsession with clean ears and cleans his own like 20 times per day. I go into our room when he's working and I see, like, five of them just lying around. When I'm not looking, he likes to jam them (clean ones, thank god) into my ear like a vicious ear rapist.

That... that is so cute. xDDD

SammieBabe
05-23-2008, 03:44 PM
Not anymore he doesn't! :)

DMKA
05-24-2008, 12:20 AM
My ex would always hog the covers in bed and I'd wake up freezing. It drove me insane.

You mustn't make a mountain out of a molehill—

Shh. I was bored.

smittenkitten
05-24-2008, 11:22 PM
Mine is always right... so he thinks! :p

Jings
05-24-2008, 11:32 PM
My girlfriend constantly channel hops when the adverts come on. Annoying as fuck.

Vivisteiner
05-24-2008, 11:43 PM
As of right now I'm going out with Maxx power.

And it annoys me he thinks he's some great captain.

I wish I picked someone who didn't live in a fantasy world of their own delusion. :(

Who the hell put the rod up your ass today?

I'm sorry, but I don't feel I'm being appriciated in the way I deserve to be.

As much as it pains me to do this, I'm breaking up with you Maxx Power. :cry:
Dont do it! :(


There was a lot of chemistry going on there.


Anyway, Im 16. So my significant figure is a long way away.


EDIT; Wth, I meant to type 'wife'

Avarice-ness
05-25-2008, 12:50 AM
Mine is always right... so he thinks! :p

Just wait! Once your married for a bit, they'll finally admit the 3 husband things:

1.) You will always lose an argument.
2.) Your wife is always right, and if she's not she'll find a way to be right.
3.) Even if you don't like something your wife likes, remember, you will always lose the argument and she is always right, so either compromise or give in.

Basically, that was the advice my bro-in-law gave my husband when we got married, luckly for my husband he was already following those rules before we got married! :D

Shlup
05-25-2008, 12:56 AM
My husband is a passive-aggressive nag, mostly in regards to the dishes.

SpendGil
05-25-2008, 03:53 PM
My wife is amazing.

That's what my husband says when he's done something wrong. :D

:p

I like to say it whenever she does something wrong to give her a confidence boost :)


My husband is a passive-aggressive nag, mostly in regards to the dishes.

That's unfortunate!

Maybe you should just do the dishes... :cool:

Edit by Psychotic: Hey there SpendGil, please don't double post! Use the edit/delete button in future! Thank you.

Polaris
05-25-2008, 03:58 PM
Just when we're on MSN and my bf says 'Love going to play WoW a bit'... 5 minutes later 'Love I'm gonna watch Family Guy' half an hour later 'Love I'm going to play DB' I just get like 'WTF! What about me?:whimper: Me needs atention' XD Appart from that he's a saint XD

duckie
05-26-2008, 12:51 AM
My boyfriend likes to try to tickle me until I pee in my pants.

Freya
05-26-2008, 01:13 AM
Always wants to hang. He'll call me "Let's hang out." and i'm all "But I'm playing xbox D:"

Or how he walks it irritates me he walk like he's tip toeing everywhere.

Oh and he drinks all the time. I hate that too.

Oh and how all my family loves him.

Oh yeah also how he makes me feel like a city girl when i live on a ranch. He's too hick-a-billyish.

Oh and when he's like not a gamer at all (he couldn't get past the intro of assassins creed) and he argues with me about games.

Stupid boyfriend.

Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World
05-26-2008, 07:02 AM
How she can't just leave it on one radio station, she has to keep changing it.

She has 'Song ADD', meaning she hardly ever listens to an entire song before going to the next one.

Changes the station in my car while I am driving! (when my car had a radio. I fixed this problem. :) )

The way she drives. Argh. Always so passive. Always exactly at the speed limit. Baaargh.

She hates that I go out with the guys. Once a week.

Yeah. There is more. Buuut. I love her anyways. :love: