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Momiji
05-23-2008, 02:27 AM
Have you ever sat down to a delicious meal, only to find that you have a dull knife that can't cut your food properly? How do you improvise, assuming no other knives are available?

strawberryman
05-23-2008, 02:28 AM
I just rip stuff apart with my teeth in those cases. It usually works.

Bunny
05-23-2008, 02:33 AM
I don't use silverware of any sort. Ever.

Avarice-ness
05-23-2008, 02:40 AM
Usually I cook food to find I have no clean silver wear. :(

DMKA
05-23-2008, 02:47 AM
I don't use silverware of any sort. Ever.

Kinky.

Jessweeee♪
05-23-2008, 02:53 AM
Spork.

rubah
05-23-2008, 03:10 AM
cutlery?

I do not know of these social niceties of which you speak.

Araciel
05-23-2008, 03:20 AM
Chopsticks 'yo.

mooglebunni608
05-23-2008, 05:08 AM
I stab it with my fork until it can be torn into pieces.

People look at me funny for that >(

Big D
05-23-2008, 05:43 AM
Even a blunt serrated knife can tear food apart in a reasonably seemly manner. I just get by. If it's a blunt smooth-edged knife, then it's a little more tricky, so I hold the food down with the knife, and rip chunks off with the fork. If you're subtle, it doesn't look too animalistic.

SpendGil
05-23-2008, 07:01 AM
If my knives get too dull, I usually get my mom to chew up my food and regurgitate it into my mouth.

Jimsour
05-23-2008, 07:43 AM
Like what? What type of food?

Steak? Rip it apart with my teeth like we would have done a million and ten years ago.

Can't think of anything else I eat that needs a knife.

Gogo
05-23-2008, 11:45 AM
If God/Richard Dawkins had wanted us to use knives to tear up our food, he wouldn't have given us teeth.

Blue Harvest
05-23-2008, 11:48 AM
I've never had this problem before.

Randgris
05-23-2008, 06:01 PM
I've never used cutlery cause:

A. Modified, chopped up version of the original food is served.
B. I'm eating with bare hands (I washed OK).
C. I never been in a fancy restaurant that uses a complex way of eating steak.
D. All of the above.

crono_logical
05-23-2008, 06:07 PM
I keep trying to use butter knifes to cut tomatoes when making sandwiches since I can't be bothered getting a sharper one since it means one extra thing to wash up and find that it doesn't work very well and gets tomato all over the place :p

Peegee
05-23-2008, 06:10 PM
I use my hands like a normal person. Etiquette and manners are imaginary behavioural constructs.

fire_of_avalon
05-23-2008, 06:35 PM
LASER BEAMS.

Tallulah
05-24-2008, 01:36 AM
Dull kitchen knives p!$$ me off. :mad2:

Momiji
05-24-2008, 02:13 AM
You don't need to censor yourself. Let the automatic censor do that. :P

Anyway, I never said how I improvise when my knife sucks. I mutilate the food with my fork until it's small enough to eat. :3

DarkLadyNyara
05-24-2008, 07:41 AM
I'm never without extra knives. ;)

Though I suppose if I had to improvise, I'd just use my teeth.