View Full Version : DISGUSTING LAGUNA!
Suvious
05-27-2008, 10:03 PM
Ok I've just found out this - Julia = Rinoas Mother
Laguna = Squalls Dad
Laguna+Julia=Made Love
Possibility= LAGUNA COULD BE RINOAS DAD
What does this mean?
Squall loves Rinoa, they may well be half brother and half sister! That's disgusting! Are there any points that could be made to argue against this possibility other than the EW factor?
ReloadPsi
05-27-2008, 10:32 PM
Laguna+Julia=Made Love
No they didn't. They chatted in a room for an hour then Laguna got sent on a mission and never saw her again.
Marshall Banana
05-27-2008, 10:51 PM
General Caraway is Rinoa's father. =O
Necronopticous
05-27-2008, 11:32 PM
Hahahaha
Big D
05-28-2008, 12:47 AM
Squall and Rinoa can't be half-siblings. They're the same age, so it doesn't add up.
Even if Laguna and Julia had a fling, there was a considerable delay before he even met Raine. He was badly wounded during his adventures in Centra, and spent six months bed-ridden while recovering. Unless Raine raped him in his sleep while he was still injured, and then hid her pregnancy from him... but that doesn't work either, since we know for a fact that Kiros came to find Laguna one year after the events in Centra. Later still, they left to find Ellone after her abduction.
So, Raine definitely became pregnant more than a year after Laguna's chat with Julia, since there was nothing going on between Laguna and Raine by the time Kiros got there.
In short, there's simply no way Laguna could be the father of both Squall and Rinoa.
Unless you buy into some stupid conspiracy theory like "Raine drugged Laguna and stole his sperm, then kept it in the freezer for over a year and used it to impregnate herself when General Caraway turned out to be impotent".
I'm sure Serapy or Future Esthar would have some... fascinating input in a thread like this:p
Namelessfengir
05-28-2008, 01:30 AM
whats your problem with this possible development it just puts a whole new light on everything
Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-28-2008, 01:51 AM
Too bad it's totally implausible.
Rocket Edge
05-28-2008, 02:02 AM
Doesn't stop me loving this though all the same though.
Momiji
05-28-2008, 04:49 AM
Yeah, this is funnier than FE's stuff. xP
Suvious
05-28-2008, 08:29 AM
Ah hah I see - it's just I know they talked for a while but Laguna had the hots for Julia, so I figured maybe they did something they didn't show before he left ;]
PeneloRatsbane
05-28-2008, 12:35 PM
isn't there a different scenario where he stays in julia's room?
and laguna does look like Rinoa. its not true but still makes u wonder
Big D
05-28-2008, 12:40 PM
isn't there a different scenario where he stays in julia's room?He visits her, but all they do is chat. Awkardly.
and laguna does look like Rinoa. its not true but still makes u wonderIt's a Final Fantasy game, they all look alike except for hair colour:p
Besides, Squall and Rinoa are both 17. The chronology doesn't work out.
rubah
05-28-2008, 07:00 PM
it's japan. They'd show anything if there was something to show!
cloud21zidane16
05-29-2008, 12:08 AM
Unless you buy into some stupid conspiracy theory like "Raine drugged Laguna and stole his sperm, then kept it in the freezer for over a year and used it to impregnate herself when General Caraway turned out to be impotent".
Youve solved the theory!:eek::D
Breine
05-29-2008, 05:04 PM
General Caraway is Rinoa's father. =O
Yes. So, no incest.. although that would have been a great plot twist.
PeneloRatsbane
05-29-2008, 07:19 PM
would have made for an interesting convo
Quistis: u know how i said that bs about how i loved u like a brother, yeah well Rinoa actually does! HA
Squall: OH GOD NO WHY
Maybe the incest explains the "Rinoa is Ultimecia" theory. :p
And besides... if they were half-brother and half-sister it would only be half disgusting.
EDIT: Here's something I threw together on MSPaint. You like?
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/5/29/f_000615929X0m_49bbe76.jpg
Aerith's Knight
05-30-2008, 05:34 PM
Laguna+Julia=Made Love
Wrong!
http://img31.picoodle.com/img/img31/4/5/30/f_moransm_0d93001.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/5/30/f_moransm_0d93001.jpg&srv=img31)
Jimsour
05-30-2008, 10:49 PM
Ah hah I see - it's just I know they talked for a while but Laguna had the hots for Julia, so I figured maybe they did something they didn't show before he left ;]
Do you instantly shag every person you've ever had the hot for within 5 minutes of talking to them for the first time?
PeneloRatsbane
05-31-2008, 12:14 AM
u also don't write a love song for them if it was just an innocent chat... there was obviously some affection floating around between them, maybe he met up with her again.......but come on its not likely.
I think the whole thing of Julia and Laguna meeting before is to give Squall and Rinoa a little bit of a cute story in the past, they'll never know that his dad and Her mum were the reason for Julia's song which becomes their song sorta, its just sweet
Big D
05-31-2008, 12:41 AM
Ah hah I see - it's just I know they talked for a while but Laguna had the hots for Julia, so I figured maybe they did something they didn't show before he left ;]
Do you instantly shag every person you've ever had the hot for within 5 minutes of talking to them for the first time?Laguna got a leg cramp when he tried to walk over to her and wave. Just from the nervousness.
Imagine what kind of cramp he would've got if he tried to make love to her...
I have a response for that, but it is WAY too disgusting, even by EoFF standards... :eep:
$howBiz
06-08-2008, 03:29 PM
Laguna = Squalls Dad
am i like the only one in the world who didn't know that? lol where do you find that out i don't remember it being said at any point in the game :|
am i like the only one in the world who didn't know that? lol where do you find that out i don't remember it being said at any point in the game :|
It isn't explicitly said like, "OMG Squall come to daddy..."
But toward the end of the game it is very strongly hinted that they are father and son.
Suvious
06-08-2008, 06:53 PM
Well Squall becomes Laguna for parts of the game rofl
Is it just me or is the machine gun truly stronger than the gunblade? 'Cause Laguna seems to hit harder than my Squall >.>
BG-57
06-08-2008, 07:33 PM
It's so heavily hinted at that the relationship can be considered canon (try talking to Ward and Kiros on the Ragnarok near the game's end). Much like Relm's parentage in FFVI, which is also strongly hinted at.
MJN SEIFER
06-10-2008, 01:47 PM
Guys, this is (rather offensivly) answered in the FAQ, they're not related.
Serapy
06-18-2008, 12:09 AM
Think about it. Rinoa (March 3rd) is older than Squall (August 23rd), both at 17.
So...
Julia meets with Laguna. It's hinted that there were some love between them, more like from Laguna though (at the hotel).
Laguna just gotta go back to business.
Julia felt lonely.
Then Julia met General Caraway out of no where.
Julia felt happier.
Later on, Rinoa was delivered.
Laguna found out about the baby (Rinoa), he serectly felt awkward, jealous and lonely.
So Laguna felt like finding a new woman for revenge, in which case, was Raine.
Squall was then delivered.
Makes sense I think. According to my logic, if Laguna suspected that Rinoa could be his daughter, then chances are that Laguna would have talked with Julia about Rinoa, asked for a DNA or he wouldn't have never met Raine in the first place. Laguna wasn't that drunk at the hotel, so surely he can remember whether he put his spoon in her cup or not, therefore I'm pretty sure that he's not the father of Rinoa, under the circumstances.
It's interesting, because if Laguna has never met Julia in the first place, he also wouldn't have to meet Raine as well. Would that explain how Rinoa felt like chosing Squall? I forget what is the feeling called, deja vu or something.
Laguna acted differently between Julia and Raine (during the dreams), he acted more shy-ish towards Julia but he wasn't like that towards Raine, wonder why? Maybe Laguna actually loved Julia more than Raine at some point, it could explain why Squall is more emotional than Rinoa.
Hambone
06-21-2008, 02:03 PM
GENERAL. SMURFING. CARAWAY.
Marky Tee
06-21-2008, 03:04 PM
Think about it. Rinoa (March 3rd) is older than Squall (August 23rd), both at 17.
well whoever is older realy depends on what month the game is set
it could be july and only a month til squall turns 18
Bart's Friend Milhouse
06-21-2008, 11:28 PM
Julia = Rinoa's mother
Caraway = Rinoa's father
Raine = Squall's mother
Laguna = Squall's father
so no
JackNapier
06-22-2008, 02:12 AM
I think topics about FFVIII's plot should now be a bannable offense.
Marky Tee
06-22-2008, 11:15 AM
ff8 had a plot:eek::tongue:
Christmas
04-24-2022, 03:06 AM
You mean talking to boys won't make girls pregnant? :confused:
My teachers lied to me? :(
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