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escobert
05-30-2008, 03:26 AM
Bert and Liz are having a baby! could this be the first ever eoff baby? :monster2:

Jojee
05-30-2008, 03:30 AM
=O =O =O =O =O

=O!!!!!

Grats! xD

Can I eat it?

Shlup
05-30-2008, 03:32 AM
I believe it is the first full EoFF baby. There is at least one half-baby, and one mystery drama baby(?), but those don't count.

~*~Celes~*~
05-30-2008, 03:36 AM
I has no secks, I no England yet for 5 days (when I leave). :(

fire_of_avalon
05-30-2008, 03:36 AM
Good lord is right.

Bahamut2000X
05-30-2008, 03:40 AM
Congrats.


Do you plan to name it after a member? =O

That would be the most awesome baby ever! I approve. :up:

Miriel
05-30-2008, 03:43 AM
Are you serious? That's crazy!

Or is this like that one time when Nicky/Spuuky were "pregnant"?

XxSephirothxX
05-30-2008, 03:50 AM
Bert? A father? Scary!

Fonzie
05-30-2008, 03:52 AM
Tell me, was this planned?

DMKA
05-30-2008, 04:04 AM
I'm terrified. :D

Lawr
05-30-2008, 04:05 AM
Congrats.


Do you plan to name it after a member? =O

That would be the most awesome baby ever! I approve. :up:

XXX Sephiroth XXX for the win.

Roto13
05-30-2008, 04:10 AM
Well, there was that time I got Lunar knocked up but he had an abortion. :(

escobert
05-30-2008, 05:52 AM
Are you serious? That's crazy!

Or is this like that one time when Nicky/Spuuky were "pregnant"?

for srs! :D
OH AND :love: EVERYONE ELSE

Dynast-Kid
05-30-2008, 06:53 AM
Congrats, y'all! You should make the little bundle of joy an account as soon as he/she is born They might be a CK one day!



Congrats.


Do you plan to name it after a member? =O

That would be the most awesome baby ever! I approve. :up:

XXX Sephiroth XXX for the win.

No.

└┤ ∵├〆 <---Yes.

Bunny
05-30-2008, 07:00 AM
Name it Bunny or I'll stay on this forum until the day you die. Which will be relatively soonish if you don't name the child after me.

Oh, and congratulations on your time sink. I mean child.

Aerith's Knight
05-30-2008, 07:02 AM
Nice, one passed the goalie, huh?

Congratulations. ^__^

Blue Harvest
05-30-2008, 07:19 AM
I do believe we're all screwed.


Seriously though, congrats. Try to keep Liz off the weed for the next 9 months :tongue:

Rantz
05-30-2008, 08:25 AM
Congratulations! I hope the baby grows up to be a model EoFFer! This is almost like controlled breeding, guys. :)

Breine
05-30-2008, 09:00 AM
This is almost like controlled breeding, guys. :)

Heh, yes :)

Also, congrats!

Big D
05-30-2008, 10:28 AM
So it's true...!

My congratulations to you both:)

Seriously though, congrats. Try to keep Liz off the weed for the next 9 months :tongue:This too.

duckie
05-30-2008, 12:49 PM
:pinkelephant:CONGRATS!!!:pinkelephant:


XXX Sephiroth XXX for the win.

escobert
05-30-2008, 04:32 PM
Oh and we're getting married ;)

Jess
05-30-2008, 05:01 PM
Congratulations x2! :jess:!

Psychotic
05-30-2008, 05:56 PM
Actually I'm the first EoFF baby. It's probably better if you just don't ask.

Nice work, daddio. ;) Nice work mommio too!

Gogo
05-30-2008, 06:08 PM
Oh and we're getting married ;)

Is it because of the baby? :p

KentaRawr!
05-30-2008, 06:20 PM
With this, EoFF can live on to a new generation, led by the EoFF Baby. :p

Flying Mullet
05-30-2008, 06:30 PM
And you two have been living together, what, two months? :roll:

Congratulations! :)

Aerith's Knight
05-30-2008, 06:44 PM
Oh and we're getting married ;)

Is it because of the baby? :p

Totally unrelated subjects. :shifty:

Breine
05-30-2008, 07:10 PM
Oh and we're getting married ;)

Congrats on that too!

Levian
05-30-2008, 07:16 PM
Damn :D congrats

Madame Adequate
05-30-2008, 07:44 PM
Niceeeeee!

Name it Heironymous Kierkegaard Ticonderoga Odysseus Heimdall Bertson if it's a boy, and Callisandra Euryphaessa Pelagia Brynhildr Ixtab Lizdaughter if it's a girl.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
05-30-2008, 07:46 PM
Or is this like that one time when Nicky/Spuuky were "pregnant"?

That was great.

Freya
05-30-2008, 08:00 PM
OMG congrats! Marriage and a Baby.

Guys... is this a start of a new trend. EoFFer babies. I think the world will be doomed if so. Little gamers everywhere. :eek:

Peegee
05-30-2008, 08:49 PM
I'd congratulate you but I'm in utter catatonic bliss after what happened today.

Name the kid PG. I dare you.

Heath
05-30-2008, 09:42 PM
Congratulations on both accounts!

Shauna
05-30-2008, 09:51 PM
Congrats both of you! :)

Cz
05-30-2008, 09:54 PM
A...a baby? How on earth did you make one of those? :eep:

Congratulations to the pair of you, however you managed it.

Blue Harvest
05-31-2008, 10:30 AM
Name the kid PG. I dare you.


Do it fgmsj! :D

Avarice-ness
05-31-2008, 11:19 AM
Omg, I cursed you guys. XDDD

Remember my congrats for being pregnant thread were you guys were saying that you were currently afraid you might get pregnant but then ended up finding out you weren't?

AND NOW YOU ARE!
Congrats! :D!

EVERYONE START SPAWNING!!

And be awesome like me. It's 5:17am and the baby won't stop kicking me so I'm not sleeping good, so I'm making her and myself happy by eating reeses peanut butter ice cream! =D

As for the first EoFF baby. Technically not. > > I made my husband join way back when we first started dating, he was just jealous of how cool I am and wouldn't post.

Zeldy
05-31-2008, 03:59 PM
Congratulations~!

Misfit
05-31-2008, 04:50 PM
amg I'd ask if I could have it, but I already got dibs on Miriel/Del Murder babies so... ^_________^

grats guise. name it after bunny if you want it to be a loser. :3

cloud21zidane16
05-31-2008, 05:02 PM
Congrats to both of you:thumb:

Jowy
05-31-2008, 05:14 PM
First ever EoFF baby -technically- was Colonel Kirby and whatever the hell Lisa's username here is. :p

Congrats on mini-bert. 8-)

Levian
05-31-2008, 05:46 PM
Screw technical babies, this is the real thing.

Anno Domini
06-01-2008, 02:46 AM
i hope it hates final fantasy so that i might revol in the irony!
But seriously, way to go~~~~

Proxy
06-01-2008, 02:59 AM
Congrats! =D
Mines a half EoFFer...clearly.
name it after a member!

Baloki
06-01-2008, 09:06 AM
And you two have been living together, what, two months? :roll:

Congratulations! :)

Their like goddamn rabbits I say!

41-Inches-Wide
06-01-2008, 01:25 PM
CONGRATULATIONS! I hope Liz and the baby will stay healthy all the time.

Quindiana Jones
06-01-2008, 01:53 PM
I always thought Bert was gay. :(

Blue Harvest
06-01-2008, 01:58 PM
I call godfather!

Baloki
06-01-2008, 02:09 PM
I call godfather!

I'll be clamps!

Jessweeee♪
06-03-2008, 02:49 AM
HOLY HELL O_O

Avarice-ness
06-03-2008, 02:55 AM
We should have some kind of retarded EoFF kids play date. xD

'cause our kids are going to be like.. freaking 6ish months apart.

The Summoner of Leviathan
06-03-2008, 03:08 AM
Congrats to both of you!

Dolentrean
06-03-2008, 04:22 AM
First Avarice and now you two? Are babies the new fad or something?

Congrats and whatnot!

Avarice-ness
06-03-2008, 04:27 AM
First Avarice and now you two? Are babies the new fad or something?

Congrats and whatnot!

Personally, I think it's like.. I dunno.

But when me and my husband would go to the pet store (and we went alot) every time we went there and looked at any animal, unless it was sleeping it would end up starting to sex one of it's buddies. Me and him were like "WHAT'S WRONG WITH US! ; ;" 'cause apparently we cause a wave of making things wanna procreate.
It's.. creepy.

Tasura
06-03-2008, 04:45 AM
Bert, a father? Poor kid. I jest, I jest.

Congrats though, to both of you.

Montoya
06-03-2008, 07:04 AM
Congratulations man.

Jojee
06-03-2008, 07:38 AM
Well if Liz and Bert have a boy you guys can set up an arranged marriage ^__^ Tehee.

Jessweeee♪
06-03-2008, 04:27 PM
OMG that would be awesome o:

Shauna
06-03-2008, 05:11 PM
EoFF Babies getting married. That would be like controlled breeding.

Quindiana Jones
06-03-2008, 07:23 PM
Can I be the old man that sits outside its bedroom window and makes it run to you asking if it can sleep in your bed tonight because there's an old man outside?

Jessweeee♪
06-03-2008, 08:31 PM
EoFF Babies getting married. That would be like controlled breeding.

EoFF will TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH THEIR OFFSPRING!

Shiny
06-03-2008, 08:37 PM
Yay! I hope to corrupt the child with various Hip Hop music. >=)

Rocket Edge
06-04-2008, 11:20 PM
Best wishes to you both. ;D

Caraliz
06-05-2008, 12:10 AM
dear everyone who is being two-faced and perhaps responded to logan's lj entry-

i'd rather you have your whatever you have with me out someplace where we can talk instead of you being like a sneaky little rat about it. thanks.

as for the progress of my baby, i'm six weeks along and i'm having my first check up soon. bert's being great with taking care of me.

Balzac
06-05-2008, 12:17 AM
The truth is, I'm the dad!

Avarice-ness
06-05-2008, 01:00 AM
dear everyone who is being two-faced and perhaps responded to logan's lj entry-

i'd rather you have your whatever you have with me out someplace where we can talk instead of you being like a sneaky little rat about it. thanks.

as for the progress of my baby, i'm six weeks along and i'm having my first check up soon. bert's being great with taking care of me.

Seriously guys, Don't piss off the pregnant lady. We're scarry. I'm scarred of me when I'm mad. Not only are we angry but we're emotional so we're like 9million% irrational.

AND OMG! You're so much a better mom then I was when my baby was 6 weeks. I didn't want to tell my dad because I was on his insurance so I didn't have my first check up until I was 4 months. xD
You need to get Ultrasound pictures when you can! Your first prolly won't look like mine 'cause your baby's still like massively tiny compared to mine. <3

Now I'm going to be retardedly gay and girly for the next 24 hours. =D

I likes babycenter.com! Oh and when you buy baby clothes, make sure you get some like 0-3 or 3-6 month clothes.. or you'll be like me with A BILLION newborn clothes.

Brino
06-05-2008, 01:10 AM
<!--How are you going to support it with 0 real education between the two of you?
How are you going to stop smoking weed every day for 14-16? (suicide prediction)
How will your meds effect the fetus?
How will you raise it right when both of you are so morally inept?
Will you name it Brian or Brianna? :love::love::love::love::love:-->
Guess what? All that. None of your business. You can express concern (hahaha) without flaming, jerkoff. -- foa

Avarice-ness
06-05-2008, 01:12 AM
*looks up*

WTB wrath of a pregnant lady that's not me.

Brino
06-05-2008, 01:15 AM
*looks up*

WTB wrath of a pregnant lady that's not me.


These are all serious questions that I hope they have answers for.

Avarice-ness
06-05-2008, 01:17 AM
*looks up*

WTB wrath of a pregnant lady that's not me.


These are all serious questions that I hope they have answers for.

Edit: YAY FOAAAAA~

MecaKane
06-05-2008, 01:54 AM
Yes yes, I was Brino. I was drunk awhile ago and couldn't figure out how to get my password back, so I had to make a new one.
Here are the questions again with the offensive content removed. Sry foabutt. But it is my, all of our, business, it's a child's life and as humans we have an evolutionary instinct to protect children I think we have a right to these questions. (phrased more politically)

How are you going to support it with 0 real education between the two of you?
How are you going to stop smoking weed every day for 18 years?
How will your meds effect the fetus?

Will you name it Brian or Brianna? :love::love::love::love::love:
Good Bye. - Flying Mullet

Caraliz
06-05-2008, 03:20 AM
wow. lol.

Peegee
06-05-2008, 03:34 AM
Sigh.

I'm going to try my best to fix this. As much as we may disagree philosophically with another individual, they should have the freedom to choose to live their life as they see fit. Even though this situation is about as serious as they get, we would still baulk if other people started to make snide comments about how we lived our life. Lord knows it is very easy for people to mock me for my recent choices in life.

Things will be hard(er) for Bert and Liz and they really don't need crap like this to make them feel bad. Hell even I disagree with how this happened, because of course it was preventable. But what's done is done, and Liz has told me she wants to keep the baby. This is not the end of the world and I'm pretty certain a lot of members in this forum was a product of a couple who had a kid before they were 'omg super ready'.

I'm also going to flank people who might look at this post and think to attack me along with Liz: yes I talked to people about the pregancy. Yes I said 'wtf were they thinking'. I also said in a certain unmentionable place that I said in effect that a condom would've fixed all this. But I don't know the circumstances and it's none of my business to know. I also don't care if you think I'm being a hypocrite and I've talked with Liz and told her that I'll say what I have to say and it's up to her whether or not to stay friends with me.

We can give them advice and our moral support. It isn't the end of the world or their life. There are solutions available. Just because two kids have a kid doesn't mean 'zomg it's over' and it certain shouldn't mean we should keep reminding them of that.

The 'gossip' thread is an excellent example of why gossip can be horribly harmful.

Jessweeee♪
06-05-2008, 04:16 AM
I'm pretty certain a lot of members in this forum was a product of a couple who had a kid before they were 'omg super ready'.

I am proud to be an accident :</>D!

Blue Harvest
06-05-2008, 10:44 AM
I've been told I was an accident on numourous occasions. And guess what? I don't care! The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevent. It's what you do with the gift of life that's important.

Madame Adequate
06-05-2008, 02:39 PM
Alright, I've heard of some very unpleasant things being said to/about Liz and Bert, so I'm going to say right here where everyone can see that I support them. Allow me to elaborate:

Liz and Bert kinda already know what a big deal this is. Seriously. They don't need everyone telling them to think about this because they have. They have already been terrified to death of this, and certainly will feel that during the pregnancy. They are already aware of the difficulties of this whole situation. I guarantee this without having spoken to either of them personally about the situation. I know that won't stop anyone who is just full of hate, but those people who are trying to raise an issue they think not yet raised - it has been. I guarantee.

As for what PG says: Yes. In fact, not only am I the result of an unplanned pregnancy, but an unplanned teenage one. My mother was 16 when she had me, my father was 17. I won't lie. They were atrocious parents who hated and resented me for years. Until I was a teenager, I was given zero affection or even basic respect. Obviously that's a terrible, terrible way to do things. But now, well, I won't list loads of things that make me awesome. I'll just say that I am a happier, more optimistic person than the nasty, bitter people who have been saying horrid things about this. I'm not the one so eaten by loathing and fear that I feel the need to put someone else down to give myself some feeling of power.

So I'd say that I'd rather be the result of a teenage accident than not.

Liz, Bert - Support doesn't mean uncritical, or without advice. I won't labor any points, but you guys have a long and difficult road ahead of you. And, yes, it'll be harder for you than some others. Anyone who says otherwise is lying. But it's your road to choose to travel, and if you've made that choice, then I support you doing so.

escobert
06-05-2008, 02:58 PM
thanks to everyone who has shown us support. Yes we know this is going to be hard and it's not going to be easy. But, we're both willing to make sacrifices to make this work. so thanks again everyone.

Old Manus
06-05-2008, 03:24 PM
Bert's gonna have it listening to Nas in the womb. Get him/her in an N.Y State of Mind before it's delivered.

smittenkitten
06-05-2008, 03:30 PM
Congratulations! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/clapnkao.gif

DK
06-05-2008, 03:43 PM
Bert is going to be a genius dad wtf all of you die now

Jessweeee♪
06-05-2008, 05:28 PM
That was beautiful MILF :cry:

Balzac
06-05-2008, 07:41 PM
Hey Liz, seen as we're amigo's now. You're calling the baby Stu, wether it's a boy or a girl.