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Quindiana Jones
06-09-2008, 02:16 PM
Yup, you read right.

If you were a pet, what animal would you be, and what would your owners be like? What would they feed you, etc.

Balzac
06-09-2008, 02:36 PM
I'd be a dog and they'd be a fetishist and an obsessive.

Blue Harvest
06-09-2008, 02:59 PM
I'd be a cat. My owners would be the types who don't mollycoddle me 24/7 and let me sleep all day.

Randgris
06-09-2008, 04:32 PM
What's that breed that the police use to sniff out bombs? I'd be that. My owners would be two gay guys, one pref. a policeman, that would nothing on a weekend/dayoff but do the 'deeds'. They'd feed me Alpo and shampoo my brown, shaggy coat.

KentaRawr!
06-09-2008, 04:36 PM
I'd be a cat, and my owner would declaw me like the bastard he is.

Old Manus
06-09-2008, 04:51 PM
A dust mite. My owners would neglect me.

Breine
06-09-2008, 05:14 PM
I'd be a dog, and they'd be the kind of people that are too lazy to take me on walks, causing me to pee all over the floor in angry pet protest.

rubah
06-09-2008, 05:18 PM
I'd be a mussie, and my owner would be the real mussie (because he is I and I am he)

Rantz
06-10-2008, 06:01 PM
I'd be a squid and my owner would be the grEAT OCEAN KING! PLUNDERER OF THE WORLD, DESTROYER OF THE NIGHTS! LITTLE SHRIMPS IN HIS BEARD!

Caraliz
06-10-2008, 06:29 PM
I would be a lark and my owners would forget me.

Shoeberto
06-10-2008, 06:38 PM
i am a moth who just wants to share your light

smittenkitten
06-10-2008, 07:03 PM
I'd be a kitten and my owner would be BoB! ^_^

Deborah
06-10-2008, 08:43 PM
I would be my bunny, laying around all day, eating strawberries and chewing on stuff when anyone is sleeping. :kauberry:

fire_of_avalon
06-10-2008, 08:51 PM
I would be abandoned.

XxSephirothxX
06-10-2008, 08:55 PM
I would be abandoned.
We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.

Dynast-Kid
06-10-2008, 09:43 PM
I would SOOO be a Chow Chow.

My owners would be trendy, stylish, successful homosexuals in New York City. They'd take me to competitions, and i'd win prestigious awards.

I wouldn't mind my owners being a pair of kinky zoophiliacs though.

Levian
06-10-2008, 09:52 PM
I'd be the stupid dog who'd bring back an almost dead rat instead of the stick you just threw.

My owner would be an abusive spoiled rich girl who'd hit me at 50 hpm (hits per minute) but she'd get away with it because she's too adorable to chew and also because I'll probably be neutered. Blast.

blackmage_nuke
06-10-2008, 10:30 PM
I would be a human, and society's work dog. A slave to the financial hierarchy.

DarkLadyNyara
06-10-2008, 10:34 PM
I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry. :hyper:

fire_of_avalon
06-10-2008, 11:20 PM
I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry. :hyper:
xD



I would be abandoned.
We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.
:love:

[M] Colette
06-11-2008, 12:28 AM
Baloki.

Marshall Banana
06-11-2008, 06:02 AM
I'd want to be just like Tiki! She's adorable, she's spoiled, and she gets constant attention!

Her treats are very yummy, so I'd want to eat them.

The Unknown Guru
06-11-2008, 11:16 PM
They would constantly be asking people, "How the hell do I get rid of this thing?"

Obsidian
06-12-2008, 04:04 PM
A female who takes alot of showers or a male who owns alot of yachts, and has befriended many females who take alot of showers.

What? If I'm going to be reduced to a pet, I would demand it be the best experience possible. :p

Gogo
06-12-2008, 09:42 PM
a tortoise is the way forward, so i can sit on my arse all day
i would require a fry up everyday as well