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06-10-2008, 08:25 AM
More quizes that I found after watching Family Guy

Salesman: Now, about that sedan...
Peter: Wha-whe-jubble-hang on there, slick. Now I see your game. We come in here, wanting a practicle car and then you dangle this tank in front of me and now you expect me to walk away. I may be an idiot but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot. Now I demand you tell me more about this tank.
Salesman: Well if you're looking for quality then look no further.
Peter: That's more like it. Now tell me, what are the tank's safety features?
Salesman: What a good looking question. Three inches of steel that protects your daughter from short range missile attacks.
Peter: I see. And does the sedan protect against missiles?
Salesman: It does not.
Peter: A-ha, you se that Meg? I does not protect against missiles. See these, these are the questions you need, this is why I am here.
Brian: You can't be serious, this is a thirty ton war machine!
Peter: I'm still not sure...
Salesman: Did I mention that it is a tank?
Peter: Sold!
What type of car are you? (http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/what-type-of-car-would-you-be/)
<tr><td colspan="2"><a href="http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/what-type-of-car-would-you-be/"><h2>What Type of Car Would You Be?</h2></a></td></tr><tr><td>http://img.brainfall.com/images/test17/Stretch_Hummer.jpg</td><td><p><strong>You are a Stretch Hummer.</strong> You are as big and bold as they come. You get what you want, when you want, and you can run over old ladies without even knowing it.</p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="right">Find Your Character @ <a href="http://www.brainfall.com">BrainFall.com</a></td></tr>

Yipee! I can run over old ladies without realizing it! Wait.... is that a good thing?

Test numero two (http://web.tickle.com/tests/car/)

<div style="border-width:1px; border-style:solid; border-color:rgb(0,0,0); background-color:rgb(255,255,255);padding:0px;width:378px;margin-top:0px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652" target="_blank">http://i.emode.com/images/widget/gigya/widgetHeader020408.jpg</a><div style="padding:10px;text-align:center;width:353px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652" target="_blank" style="color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:Arial;font-size:15px;">What's Your Perfect Car?</span></a><div style="padding:10px 0px;font-size:17px;font-family:Arial;">My Result: <a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652" target="_blank" style="font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:17px;font-weight:bold;color:rgb(0,0,0);">SUV</span></a></div></div><div style="width:358px;padding:0px 10px 10px 10px;font-family:Arial;font-size:13px;border-bottom-width:1px; border-bottom-style:solid; border-bottom-color:rgb(182,182,182);"><div style="float:right;padding:5px 0px 0px 5px;"><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652" target="_blank">http://web.tickle.com/cv/50651/http://i.emode.com/tests/car/images/suv_s.gif</a></div>The car for you is none other than an off-road, four-wheel-driving <b>SUV</b>. A Toyota Landcruiser, Nissan Pathfinder, or Jeep Cherokee—take your pick. How about something in a forest green or steel blue? Maybe you're fronting as a serious professional, but deep down you're a weekend warrior at heart. Whether it's a fishing trip deep in the wilderness, or just a quick road trip to some quaint little town—your spontaneous side needs to know that you can go <I>anywhere</I> at a moment's notice. Even if you're too busy with work and family obligations to head to the mountains every weekend, that spirit of outdoor adventure lives inside you. You're game for any kind of fun when the opportunity arrives. That's what those stylish roof racks are for. Boarding, surfing, or biking, you're a gear fanatic who needs the right stuff for the sport at hand, and your SUV is the crown jewel of your adventurous lifestyle.</div><div style="padding:10px;text-align:center;width:358px;overflow:hidden;"><div style="padding:0px 0px 5px 0px;font-family:Arial;"><strong>What are you?</strong><br/><a href="http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652" target="_blank"><span style="font-size:12px;color:rgb(33,129,218);text-decoration:underline;font-family:arial;">http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=carogt&c=50652</span></a></div></div></div>

Looks like those enviromentalists have reason to hate me after all. Hey, I just like cars that are actually capable of doing some kind of work(rather than dying at the first heavy thing that needs moved or can't back up due to crappy visibility!). Ok, I don't really know about the stretch hummer.. .but I could live with a regular hummer dispite its horrid gas mileage.

06-10-2008, 08:32 AM

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