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Flying Mullet
06-17-2008, 04:19 PM
If you could pick any two characters from the Final Fantasy series to form a crime fighting duo, who would they be? This would be a "classic" duo where the lead hero is calm, suave, sophisticated and always comes through whereas the sidekick is there for more of a comedic effect whether it's with wisecracks, hiding from danger or getting the duo into more trouble than they were in in the first place.

I'm going to pick Barret and Zell. I can see Barret being a no-nonsense kind of guy that gets the job done while Zell opens his mouth and gets them into more trouble. After Barret gets them out of trouble he has to smack Zell around for the trouble he caused.

Marky Tee
06-17-2008, 08:26 PM
didnt that actualy happen in ff8?
how about vincent and yuffie? nah that would never happen....

id go for stiener and rikku
stiener would be the (sotra) serious ass kicker while rikku would be the eye candy humour

Rantz
06-17-2008, 08:46 PM
Best choice: Auron & Barret

Auron would go "No time to waste. Let's go!" and Barret would be all "http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif YEAH MAN".

Worst choice: Vivi & Gau

Vivi: "Oh. Uh, who am I?"
Gau: "Me Gau! You VEEV!"
Vivi: "Am I real? :("
Gau: "I cold! Make fire!"

Masamunemaster
06-17-2008, 10:20 PM
squall & eiko

amarant & cid(FFVII)

PeneloRatsbane
06-17-2008, 11:34 PM
didnt that actualy happen in ff8?
how about vincent and yuffie? nah that would never happen....


what about when she saves his ass for like the 80millionth time and falls smack on her face and Vincent face palms, i think that qualifies them as falling under the catergoy :D, I think they should become a cop duo, getting into alsorts of miss matched shinanagans


I'd want Ashe and Squall to Team up, cos they'd be so angry and emo together it would be great.

Maybe Vincent and Rinoa, cos they both have long dark hair, she wears blue and he wears red, hes all emo and shes all peppy.
that would probably work until they meet up With Kingdom hearts Squall/Leon who would try and trade Yuffie for Rinoa, and Vincent would probably accept as Yuffie'd outfits are littler and thusly qualifying her as a better sidekick, ya know like Batman and Robin, Robin has little outfit.

What about Aerith and Sephiroth, but i think that will end badly...

Cloud and Lightening, for the sheer brilliance of there names being in the same ilk.

Bahamut2000X
06-17-2008, 11:39 PM
Cid and Edge from FF IV. I think it would be quite an awesome team up.

Cid is quite an ass kicker and swears like a sailor. While Edge swears like a ninja sailor and is quite a ladies man. It's a team full of win.

Marky Tee
06-18-2008, 10:32 AM
what about when she saves his ass for like the 80millionth time and falls smack on her face and Vincent face palms, i think that qualifies them as falling under the catergoy :D


dude if the elipses at the end didnt convey sarcasm then i ar dumb

PeneloRatsbane
06-18-2008, 12:00 PM
To much drinky drink before bed time i'm afraid and i did not count on the power of the dots, but now i can see the errors of my ways.

:D

blackmage_nuke
06-18-2008, 12:36 PM
Relm and Squall

Because it would be funny to see Squall bossed around by a little girl.

Sir Lancealot
06-18-2008, 12:47 PM
Kain and Squall would be interesting to see.

Marky Tee
06-18-2008, 03:30 PM
balthier and shadow
wait they would probably cause more crime than they fought

Heath
06-18-2008, 07:08 PM
Cyan and Cait Sith.

You've got the straight guy and the 'wacky' zany character to liven things up. Naturally they'd be thrown together in some pretty unbelievable circumstances and have to overcome their own prejudices and cultural norms to fight crime until one day, they can see things from the perspective of the other guy.

Either that or Gogo and Barret. "I'm gonna kick some Shinra #@%&." "*mimes.*" They'd get along just fine.

NeoCracker
06-18-2008, 07:50 PM
No super hero duo could possibly beat Kefka and Cid (FF VII).

Kefka: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Cid: Shut your ass up! *Gets Zapped*
Cid: Goddammit stop doing that!

rubah
06-18-2008, 08:18 PM
Auron and Rikku.

They have the added benefit of being able to have a love story too!

Bahamut2000X
06-18-2008, 08:37 PM
Auron and Rikku.

They have the added benefit of being able to have a love story too!

Their love is wrong in more ways then one.

rubah
06-18-2008, 09:12 PM
But it's so so right.

Bahamut2000X
06-18-2008, 10:03 PM
But it's so so right.

Necrophilia is never alright. :(

Marky Tee
06-18-2008, 10:25 PM
is it still necrophillia if its a physical manifestion of whatever auron is again rather than a dead body?

which also begs a question ive wondered about for a long time
did tidus and jecht have complete anatomys like a normal human given that they where dreams?
and i dont mean penisis here i mean everything

PeneloRatsbane
06-18-2008, 10:39 PM
well i dunno about auron and rikku but i know one thing for sure, at least its more interesting than Gippal and Rikku, lol

But she is 15, thats under 16 so its dodgy, but she does grow up to be a bit saucy. But Auron is dead dead.

Maria (or celes dressed up like maria), Yuna and Julia could all form a team and start a singing troupe.

Avarice-ness
06-18-2008, 11:10 PM
Best choice: Auron & Barret

Auron would go "No time to waste. Let's go!" and Barret would be all "http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif YEAH MAN".

Worst choice: Vivi & Gau

Vivi: "Oh. Uh, who am I?"
Gau: "Me Gau! You VEEV!"
Vivi: "Am I real? :("
Gau: "I cold! Make fire!"

Gau and ANYONE would make my perfect team.

OH HELL, LIKE AURON AND GAU. That would be epic and full of never ending humor!

I'm always for the serious super hero with the comic relief sidekick.

Oh Barret and Gau would be great too. I could see Barret eventually loving the little guy. =x

Marky Tee
06-19-2008, 12:10 AM
Vivi: "Oh. Uh, who am I?"
Gau: "Me Gau! You VEEV!"
Vivi: "Am I real? :("
Gau: "I cold! Make fire!"


that should be in your sig mate
very funny

JackNapier
06-19-2008, 02:21 AM
Sephiroth as the serious bad guy, and Kefka as the comic relief.

Takero
06-19-2008, 11:58 AM
Squall and Rosa . But I don't think that would be a good team because Rosa could end up dead because Squall wouldn't care if Rosa was in trouble .

Gilthanes
06-19-2008, 01:27 PM
Gau would make the perfect side kick to just about anyone

But i'd pair him up as the side kick to Sabin who fights crime with mighty fists of BYAAAH!!!

Dr. Acula
06-21-2008, 10:53 AM
I'd love to see Selphie and Yuffie actually try to get things done. That would be amusing. Or worse, Yuffie and FFX-2 Rikku.

Rinoa and Rosa wouldn't be too good, either. They'd keep getting captured all the time.

Marky Tee
06-21-2008, 12:39 PM
steiner and chuck norris!!
crime would be non existant
the bad guys would be anihliated simply by their violent thoughts

PeneloRatsbane
06-21-2008, 12:45 PM
I'd love to see Selphie and Yuffie actually try to get things done. That would be amusing. Or worse, Yuffie and FFX-2 Rikku.
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Yuffie's actually pretty good at getting stuff done, But if she teamed up with Rikku i can bet that the outfits they would deem to be appropriate between them would be practically non-exitent.

Rikku "Yeah bikini tops are perfect for snowboarding."
Yuffie: "Hmm but we should be sure to put on hotpants, we wouldn't want to get cold now!"

Unstoppable Pig
06-21-2008, 04:39 PM
Barret&Zell thing is definetely the best duo in this thread.

Umaro and Sabin would one cool team because they could use cannoball move aīla Wolverine and Colossus. Umaro tosses Sabin who has his claws ready to strike.

Sephiroth and Edward would work fine together, at least in final
battles where Edward could sing One winged angel and Sephiroth would do the killing Cloud and his friends.

Rude and Selphie. Rude would have to always save Selphie from trouble she gets. Rude would be also very pissed by all the questions Selphie asks.

Leila and Cyan. Cyan and Leila are crushed on each other but canīt be together because Cyan doesnīt approve Leilas ways of robbing people. Together they would kick bad guys asses with daggers and katanas.

Setzer and Yuna. Setzer is Yunas guardian but he has big gambling problem and he would play all Braskas money and Yuna has no idea about this but wonders why they always walk and never take chocobo ride or shoopuf.

Tiamat3710
06-22-2008, 11:14 AM
I would go with Auron and Palom or Porom ( Whichever is the boy because the girl is more mature) although they might be too young

f f freak
06-22-2008, 12:57 PM
Balthier and Fran... oh wait...
Anyway, Wakka and Zell would probably make for some hilarious gay antics.
Squall and Zidane's Daggers would make a good match. You know, with the cutting.
Cloud and Quina. Fun! :jess:

PeneloRatsbane
06-22-2008, 01:29 PM
Irvine and Tifa, tho i think it might end in one hell of a sexual harrasment tribunal.

Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII and Princess Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, they could bond over having very long names.

s[H]sIkuA
08-11-2008, 08:55 AM
Locke and Zidane

Might be doing crime themselves instead of catching them :p

Yar
08-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Palom & Porom[/thread]

Wondertwin powers activate!

Heath
08-11-2008, 06:54 PM
Scarlet and Heideggar should have their own film and/or television series. I'd watch.

PeneloRatsbane
08-11-2008, 07:10 PM
Kyahhah and Gyahahah, and they have that mecha they attack u with. yeah i think i'd watch that too

Shadowdeathrose
08-12-2008, 11:58 PM
Squall and Reno
we all know who the serious one would be

LunarWeaver
08-13-2008, 12:04 AM
I would pay a million pesos to watch Ashe and Selphie go on an adventure.

PeneloRatsbane
08-13-2008, 12:55 AM
that adventure would go like this

Selphie: train train train take us away.
Ashe: *sharpening her sword*
Selphie: far far far away
Ashe: *Slash*
Selphie: ARGHHHH *dead*
Ashe: Oh Baschhh!! be a dear and come and get rid of this body won't you,

The Crystal
08-13-2008, 02:38 AM
Kefka and Zorn, or Thorn

Beatrix and Celes

Kuja and Genesis

Adel and Brahne(their enemies would die of a heart-attack by just looking at them)

PeneloRatsbane
08-13-2008, 12:09 PM
Beatrix and Celes would own the world!

Shadowdeathrose
08-13-2008, 02:13 PM
Beatrix and celes - thats the best so far

Big D
08-13-2008, 02:33 PM
There are some great ideas coming up in this thread :D

I'll add another vote for Vincent/Yuffie. They'd make a neat duo, as they do in Dirge of Cerberus, and the throbbing sexual tension would keep people guessing too.

Hmm... how about Lulu and Cid Highwind? They're both serious, intelligent and mature, but Cid's recklessness and foul mouth would put him at odds with the quiet and sophisticated Black Mage.

PeneloRatsbane
08-13-2008, 04:18 PM
There are some great ideas coming up in this thread :D

I'll add another vote for Vincent/Yuffie. They'd make a neat duo, as they do in Dirge of Cerberus, and the throbbing sexual tension would keep people guessing too.
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YES, i recon that would be incredibly amusin. Dirge of Cerberus made me realise the awesomeness of these two characters, they are the best thing about the game (doc that is), but they are best as a team.

Yuffie:"You don't look too roughed up"
Sexy Vincent voice: "neither do you"

growl, rough each other up, you know you want too.


For sheer randomisity i suggest B'gamnan and Relm, look how she got Ultros to calm down for a second, she could keep B'gamnan in check i think

Sarc the Swordsman
08-15-2008, 12:08 AM
I'd have to say General Beatrix from FF9 and Gilgamesh from FF12. THAT would be a great, but very random team.

They'd be almost unstoppable!

Shadowdeathrose
08-15-2008, 12:14 AM
Beatrix and Steiner

Vivisteiner
08-15-2008, 12:15 AM
Vivi and Steiner. A case of good cop bad cop.

Dr. Acula
08-17-2008, 04:03 AM
Squall and Shadow.

Wolf Kanno
08-17-2008, 05:18 AM
Gilgamesh and a Chocobo...

Gilgamesh: "Let us fight like men, and women,...and chocobos!"
Chocobo: "Wark!"

Saber
08-17-2008, 06:45 AM
Cloud and squall

Cloud - So... I heard you were... imo
Squall - thats ok I heard that you were pretending to be an ex soldier and are way to over rated.

Azure Chrysanthemum
08-17-2008, 07:27 AM
Sephiroth as the serious bad guy, and Kefka as the comic relief.

Sorry, couldn't read that without explosive laughter. Sephiroth a serious badguy. Oh man you people slay me.

Anyway.

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champagne supernova
08-17-2008, 11:29 PM
Balthier as leading man, with Quistis as his side-kick. Both are some of the most interesting characters, and they would contrast with each other so well.

Although its not a traditional hardcore lead with comic relief sidekick.

Comet
08-18-2008, 02:45 AM
Reno and Rinoa. I would like to see her reject and continuously deject Reno's sexual movements.

Goldenboko
08-19-2008, 04:32 PM
Cid from FFIV and Galuf from FFV. They would obliterate all evildoers with the sheer awesome of their Beards.

Wonderbeard power! Activate!

Form of, a growthy Airship overgrown!
Shape of, a pointy oldy goat!

demondude
08-19-2008, 04:52 PM
Quina and Gau, why? Why not!