The June Ciddies 2008 REVELATIONS thread!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

rubah...13
o_O...12

It was a close one! :jess:

[Loony BoB]

Both have been good to me with regards to this end of things. Too tough to call, really. rubah is who I go to for image editing advice, o_O is who I go to for techy advice. Or at least they're both one of them. o_O got my vote on the basis of him fixing the PM issues we had this year, though.

EDIT: ooh, close! Good job rubah, congrats. :D

EDIT: OH, I voted for o_O as techy, I voted Leeza in this one. Whoops. Gettin' my Helpfuls confused. =x Either way, still a good win!

[demondude]

My predictions are going down the hole. : - (

[Madame Adequate]

Congrats to all the couples! :bigsmile:

[Goldenboko]

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

rubah...13
o_O...12

It was a close one! :jess:

Sweet.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

38) Most Helpful Techy

The Nominees
crono_logical
Flying Mullet
o_O
Samuraid

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Samuraid
Harle-Quin: Flying Mullet
Zeldy: Samuraid
Jessweeee?: o_O
Denmark: crono_logical
Psychotic: o_O
Sagensyg: o_O
Goldenboko: crono_logical
Loony BoB: o_O
Heath: o_O
Jojee: o_O</td><td width="50%">Levian: Samuraid
Flying Mullet: Samuraid
Rantzien: Samuraid
Lekana: crono_logical
Sir Lancealot: o_O
Shiny: crono_logical
Demon Dude: o_O
Old Manus: Samuraid
Miriel: Samuraid
qwertyxsora: Samuraid</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourites: Samuraid & o_O (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: crono_logical (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech

I was asked to present the Most Helpful Techy award, proably because ever time my screen saver turns on I run off to the Help forum to beg for assistance from the helpful gurus who have set up shop there. Google be damned. Why do something that kind of resembles work when you can just ask someone?

The Techies have helped members of the forum in many ways. Whether it be through maintainance of the forums or site itself, or by helping individuals find the best kind of hardware for them, or by offering advice related to virus protection and internet security. There are many people on here who would have accidentally set their computers on fire years ago if not for Techies. I should know. I'm one of them. Computers are scary! They can get VIRUSES LIKE PEOPLE! THAT MEANS THEY ARE ALIVE!

[ahem]

Anyway, without further ado, the award for Most Helpful Techy!

[Psychotic]

I guess this will make up for her having to be in France. Poor girl.

A lot have been close today.

[demondude]

Go face!..again!

[Shauna]

Congrats rubah! :D

[~*~Celes~*~]

*is sleepy*

[Loony BoB]

Any of the four would be a deserved winner.

[Rye]

Go go go face, you little /b/tard. <3

[Psychotic]

I've always loved Face. He's been like a guy I've known on the internet to me.

But there is also FRIGHTENING CODEY ROBOT MAN to consider. Either shall be a just outcome.

[demondude]

My awesome speech is coming up soon....

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
crono_logical...9
Flying Mullet...5

face goes head-to-head with Samuraid!

[smittenkitten]

Good Luck! :heart:

[Madame Adequate]

FACE! :D

[demondude]

FACE! FACE! FACE!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Samuraid

Samuraid...26
o_O... 23

[Quindiana Jones]

Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:

[demondude]

Darn another wrong prediction.

[Rantz]

Yay, Samuraid!

[demondude]

Is it most helpful gamer now?

[Shauna]

Congrats Samuraid! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. Most Helpful Gamer

The Nominees
BG-57
Big D
JKTrix
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kentarou
KoShiatar
Mr. Burns
Roogle

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Harle-Quin: Mr. Burns
Zeldy: Big D
Jessweeee?: JKTrix
Denmark: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Psychotic: JKTrix
Sagensyg: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Goldenboko: Big D
Loony BoB: Big D
Heath: BG-57
Jojee: Kawaii Ryûkishi</td><td width="50%">Levian: JKTrix
Flying Mullet: KoShiatar
Rantzien: BG-57
Lekana: JKTrix
Sir Lancealot: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Shiny: BG-57
Demon Dude: BG-57
Old Manus: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Miriel: Kentarou
qwertyxsora: KoShiatar</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: BG-57 & JKTrix (4/21 - 19%)


The Speech
Over to you, Demon Dude!

[smittenkitten]

Poor DD. *snuggles* :)

[Loony BoB]

Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:
I'll get right on it.

[demondude]

The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.

Over to you Award girl!

<HR>

Poor DD. *snuggles* :)

Wanna go behind the scenes when BoBs not looking? :jokey:

EDIT BY BoB: Wanna have your 'nads put into a blender when sk's not looking? :jokey:

EDIT: But then I can't use them on her.

EDIT BY BoB: So nothing would have changed.

[Rye]

The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.


... xD

[Goldenboko]

Wrote this up cause AG didn't have DD's speech before.

Helpful gamers huh? Lets just see how helpful they can be...

*Later that day...*
Goldenboko: OMG OMG WHY ARE THERE NO PENENCE AND DARK AOENS?
BG-57: You need the international version.
Goldenboko: WHAT R THIS U SPEK OF?
Kawaii Ryûkishi: A version of FFX released outside of North America.
Goldenboko: SO, I JUST NEED BUY IMPORT GAME?
Big D: No, NSTC PS2's won't run J-NSTC, or PAL versions of games.
Roogle; You'd need a different PS2.
Goldenboko: I NEED WHOLE NEW PS2!?? SQUARE R N00BS AT FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad2::mad2::mad2::mad2:
JKTrix: Nah, you don't need a whole new PS2, you could get a modchip.
Mr. Burns: Or Swap Magic.
Goldenboko: What are Swap Magic?
Kentarou: Its a disc that lets you play other regions of games. It sorta tricks your PS2.
Goldenboko: NEED MOAR INFOS!
KoShiatar: Yo. (hhttp://www.swapmagic3.com/)

Yes. They are helpful indeed. Now go win a Ciddie someone.

[Loony BoB]

The most helpful gamer is an award given to the most helpful gamer at EOFF.

Over to you Award girl!
xDDDD ahaha, I laughed.

But DON'T DOUBLE POST BITCH.

[demondude]

HAHA GOBO you can't beat my speech. :cool:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Big D...10
JKTrix...10
KoShiatar...7
Kentarou...5
Roogle...5
Mr. Burns...1
RSL...1

BG-57 or Kishi? :jess:

[smittenkitten]

I hope you can run fast DD before Daniel gets you. :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Kawaii Ryûkishi

Kawaii Ryûkishi...16
BG-57...11

[Shauna]

Go whoever! No doubt it'll have been posted by the time I press "Post".

As I thought. xD Congrats!

[Quindiana Jones]

Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:
I'll get right on it.

Heh, pwned. I got totally bitchslapped for that comment. :laugh:

[demondude]

I hope you can run fast DD before Daniel gets you. :p

He can't catch me, he'll hurt his back. :p

[smittenkitten]

Congratulations Kishi! :heart:

[Loony BoB]

Kishi: Officially back in the game.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Can someone PM me when the interesting Awards come up? :bigsmile:
I'll get right on it.

Heh, pwned. I got totally bitchslapped BETCHSLAPPED for that comment. :laugh:
fix'd :p

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36) Most Hardcore Gamer

The Nominees
Captain Maxx Power
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kentarou
Necronopticous
Ouch!

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Harle-Quin: Captain Maxx Power
Zeldy: Kentarou
Jessweeee?: JKTrix
Denmark: Necronopticous
Psychotic: JKTrix
Sagensyg: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Goldenboko: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB: Necronopticous
Heath: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Jojee: Kawaii Ryûkishi</td><td width="50%">Levian: Captain Maxx Power
Flying Mullet: Captain Maxx Power
Rantzien: Captain Maxx Power
Lekana: Ouch!
Sir Lancealot: Kawaii Ryûkishi
Shiny: JKTrix
Demon Dude: JKTrix
Old Manus: JKTrix
Miriel: Ouch!
qwertyxsora: Necronopticous</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Kawaii Ryûkishi (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: JKTrix (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

Why the hell I'm not nominated for Most Hardcore Gamer, I'll never quite understand. It's like a giant bitchslap right in the face.

But the obvious fact that this whole award is a sham aside, the nominees for Most Hardcore Gamer are as follows.

Captain Maxx Power – Uh, he bought Painkiller recently. Possibly at Yahtzee's request. Also, he hates the hell out of the fact that old games (especially RPGs) make you memorize the effect of every single spell or item because they're too lame to just put a little info window in your inventory screen. That's pretty much all I know about Maxx Power regarding video games. NEXT NOMINEE PLEASE!

I'm My Own MILF – According to his pretty little girlfriend, “He'll mention video games and make video game jokes during intimates. That should just about tell you everything.” Gaming is his main hobby, which I suppose is an important prerequeset for Most Hardcore Gamer. Dunno how hardcore he can be if he's still not convinced that the Wiimote is more than just a silly little gimmick a year and a half later, though. :bigsmile:

JKTrix – Alright, here's one I know a bit about. JKTrix actually wasn't a gamer at all until he was old enough to get a job. Since then, he's definitely been making up for lost time. Despite living in Bermuda where games are both rare and freaking expensive, he's amassed an incredibly impressive collection. A little bit of JKTrivia, if Trix sold just one quarter of his collection, he could use the money to completely end world hunger. It's true! One day someone will make an awesome music game based on Gurren Lagann and Dragon Ball Z and JKTrix will immediately collapse upon himself like a dying star.

Kawaii Ryûkishi – Master of the most arcane of video games. Can regurgitate any fact about any game anyone could ever know, including games he doesn't even like. Like anything Tetsuya Nomura has touched. He's much too mysterious to really write much else about.

Kentarou – He's a Wizrobe for Christ's sake! It doesn't get much more hardcore than that. He loves his Smash Bros which makes him great by default. Also likes Metal Gear Solid. Fantastic! NEXT

Necronopticous – Necro is something of a connoiseur of shmups and loves Earthbound. Perhaps the thing he loves the most in life is Team Ico. Games like Ico and Shadow of the Colossus are prime examples of games as art and that seems to be a topic near and dear to his heart. He's also a big fan of indie games and appears to be very interested in what people can come up with when restricted by limited budgets and manpower.

Ouch! - Few people know that Ouch actually took his name from a sound effect in Toejam and Earl. It's the truth. Don't question me. He's also reached the point where if he couldn't make Halo jokes with his friends, they would have nothing left to talk about. Ever. That may be good or bad.

Well, there you have it. A lot of the things in this speech proably would have been more helpful during the voting phase, but hey, whatever. Here we go!

[Psychotic]

Oh he'll be pleased. He loves the Ciddies.

[Goldenboko]

Just noticed Samuraid won, justice is served.

[Breine]

Congrats to everyone who's won so far! :D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
JKTrix...11
Necronopticous...8
Ouch!...7
I'm my own MILF...5
Kentarou...5
RSL...1

Kishi is up again, this time against Captain Maxx Power! :jess:

[Rye]

Go Huxley. :bigsmile:

EDIT: Oh lol ;;

[demondude]

: - (

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kawaii Ryûkishi...17
Captain Maxx Power...12

2/2 for Kishi! :jess:

[smittenkitten]

I can be a pretty hard core gamer when I get into it... and very competitive. :eek: Oh and lol about Ouch! and his Halo 3 jokes. :lol: Congrats to Kishi again! :heart:

[Goldenboko]

I gots a point? :bigsmile:

[Shauna]

Go gaming nerds! :p

Congrats to Kishi again. :D

[demondude]

I'm gonna kill Harle-quin if I win best poet later....

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

35) Most Missed Member

The Nominees
Christmas
Meat Puppet
Owen Macwere
Resha
RSL
Yamaneko

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Christmas
Harle-Quin: Owen Macwere
Zeldy: Resha
Jessweeee?: Christmas
Denmark: Owen Macwere
Psychotic: RSL
Sagensyg: Christmas
Goldenboko: Christmas
Loony BoB: RSL
Heath: RSL
Jojee: RSL</td><td width="50%">Levian: Christmas
Flying Mullet: Owen Macwere
Rantzien: Meat Puppet
Lekana: Owen Macwere
Sir Lancealot: RSL
Shiny: Christmas
Demon Dude: Resha
Old Manus: Owen Macwere
Miriel: RSL
qwertyxsora: Owen Macwere</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourites: RSL, Christmas & Owen Macwere (6/21 - 28.6%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Resha (2/21 - 9.5%)

The Speech


Oh where have you gone? How we miss you all so very much. This caddie is for those who either can’t post or don’t feel like it, but we really would love to see them again.

Christmas

The empress of the land of HATE, Christmas comes and goes at seemingly random times, and always comes back to a warm HATE filled reception. With her MS paint art and her many stories featuring members of EoFF. Also she popped up last week if you saw.


Meat Puppet

The only nominated RM, Meat puppet has done a lot for the forums, and I’m sure he has his reasons for inactivity. Personally I don’t know much about him, but I’ll say I know many members would love to see him come back.


Owen Macwere

R.I.P. Owen. Almost a year since his untimely passing, Owen will always be remembered for his graphic design work. Always improving and ready to help, Owen was so cheerful and friendly.

Resha


Oh Resha can’t you see… The recipient of Demon Dudes infamous poem, Resha is another member who just vanished all of a sudden. Another member I know little about, but I know plenty want to see you come back.

RSL


Need I say more, it’s RSL. If he came back and made 7 spam threads, the joy would result in even Leeza not closing all of them in a flash

Yamaneko


Yams is the only mod on this list, and I hope he gets back on before he is kicked off staff. Yams does a lot for the forums, and I’m sure you miss him too.

[Rye]

Congrats, Kishi, you lovely creep. :bigsmile:

[demondude]

COME BACK RESHA!

[Madame Adequate]

Hardcore? Wii? Son. I grew up with this (http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0004863). Come back when "Pylons" means something other than "StarCraft".

But yeah I didn't really deserve that next to Kishi or Nec. Grats!

[Quindiana Jones]

Macwerewolf time, IMHO.

[Psychotic]

Everybody did badly in the last 5 awards. Everybody except Dynast-Kid!

Miriel: 8
Jojee: 8
Lekana: 7
Dynast-Kid: 7
Psychotic: 6
Sir Lancealot: 6
Goldenboko: 6
Shiny: 6
Rantzien: 6
Old Manus: 6
Demon Dude: 5
Sagensyg: 5
Flying Mullet: 5
Heath: 4
Denmark: 4
Jesweeeeee: 4
qwertyxsora: 3
Levian: 3
Zeldy: 3
Loony BoB: 2
Harle-Quin: 1

[Loony BoB]

RSL :( His departure has made more of an impact to me than anyone's since Matty and Britt.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Owen Macwere 10
Resha 9
Meat Puppet 8
Yamaneko 5

Beloved RSL vs Christmas' HATE.

[smittenkitten]

Go RSL!!! :heart:

[demondude]

Awww Wesha. :(

[Breine]

Christmas ftw!

[smittenkitten]

Awww Wesha. :(

I know, I miss Pooja too. :(

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
RSL

RSL...21
Christmas...14

RSL wins by a big lead. :heart:

[Shauna]

Poor Pooja. Oh well. :p

Congrats RSL! :D

[Psychotic]

Let's all eat some ham in his honour.

[scrumpleberry]

Christmas ftw!

She got it last time.
Dude, quick posting!

CONGRATS RSL.

[smittenkitten]

Yay I wish Justin would come back to us. Well done! :heart:

[Quindiana Jones]

This is bullfrog. :mad2:

[Old Manus]

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

[demondude]

Whats next...

[~*~Celes~*~]

=[ I miss Resha.

[Rye]

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

I am amazed that we didn't get any of that yet from anyone!

[Goldenboko]

I fail to see the necassarity of the entire voting process of that award :D

You've spoken too soon


This is bullfrog. :mad2:

[qwertysaur]

Whats next...
Egotistical

[Psychotic]

I voted for Meat Puppet. I could have a breakdown about how he didn't win it if you guys like.

[demondude]

Cool.

[Madame Adequate]

Whats next...
Egotistical

Finally! One where my obvious superiority cannot be denied! :jess:

[Jojee]

I heart RSL :love:

Grats to people~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/j3ssyc123/Snapshot_20080622.jpg
Eeyores for RSL!

[demondude]

HA HA! Cute.

[Rye]

http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn19/j3ssyc123/Snapshot_20080622.jpg
Eeyores for RSL!



...Is that Eeyore binded at the feet?!

Kinky RSL! :bigsmile:

[Shauna]

We're missing Raebus to bitch and moan about Owen Macwere not winning it and this being a popularity contest and blah whinge *shot*

Harle is the new Raebus, in terms of this? ;D

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

The eeyores are cuddling! >=( and big eeyores feet are bound so little eeyore doesn't fall out of his arms.

34) Most Egotistical Member

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Bahamut2000X
Dolentrean
Evastio
God
Goldenboko
I'm my own MILF
Pureghetto
Roto13

Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Aerith's Knight
Harle-Quin: God
Zeldy: I'm my own MILF
Jessweeee?: God
Denmark: I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Sagensyg: God
Goldenboko: Goldenboko
Loony BoB: God
Heath: I'm my own MILF
Jojee: I'm my own MILF</td><td width="50%">Levian: I'm my own MILF
Flying Mullet: God
Rantzien: I'm my own MILF
Lekana: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: Dolentrean
Shiny: God
Demon Dude: Dolentrean
Old Manus: Evastio
Miriel: I'm my own MILF
qwertyxsora: Aerith's Knight</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: I'm my own MILF (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: God (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech

It takes a real man to be able to contain the power of the Universe. E-peen0r over 9000, strength of millions of people, the arrogance of a beast that with a single horn displaces three, a man who can't be satisfied, no prayers, and stomps it out when the chorus is brought in.

Yes, I am listening to Linkin Park while writing this. Ideally, your image of an ego-man should look like this:

http://vizer.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/kamina.jpg?w=341&h=220

... but to those who fail to reach this unattainable level, there's the next best thing, the EoFF Egotistical Member Award. Second-ideally, your image should be of a person who, by his very presence causes you to crawl into yourself, a man who when possibly offended, will rage back in various imstruments of bloody death. This person, the highest of all mother'd egos can only fight back with a stringent riposte of scathing insult.

It's almost as though the ground beneath his feet elevated, instinctively programmed there for him. Raise your head high, and whoever wins will be at the top. I don't think his sweater will be stained with blood, though. From the "fysics major," the former Diablo II player (who should totally start playing again), Wonderbread-boy-toy, to the celestial being, random chocobo, Indiana Jones wanna-be, former best newbie, needlessly awesome, blown-to-itty-biddy-shreds-fromcollectiontoomanybombsizepowerupsandlosingtoSiriusintheN64game-mashingtheStartbuttonasfastaspossibletounlockthespeciallevels, and the ever present "lolaznasl," who does EoFF think is close enough to scratch Kamina-sama's face?

Yes, I insulted all of you. Deal. Maybe you should send me an indignant PM. Yeah, do that. Especially you, DragonDudeLargeNumberEquis.

[demondude]

Woo! Go Dolentrean.

[Rye]

Oh Huxley, your ego is bigger than the stars at night deep in the heart of Texas~ :bigsmile:

[Shauna]

Go you crazy egotistical members! :P

[Quindiana Jones]

http://www.highlandcattleworld.com/images/maybe/black_bull_finlay.jpg

Poo.


I'm too scared to Google Image search "poo". So just use your imagination.

Oh right, new Ciddie. Go God!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
God...11
Roto13...9
Dolentrean...6
Pureghetto...5
Evastio...3
Goldenboko...3
Bahamut2000X...1
RSL...1

Could AK get his 4th Ciddie from these June Ciddies? Or will MILF take it? :jess:

[Psychotic]

Predicting AK doesn't seem like such a bad idea now!

[Jojee]

Yeah I realize I didn't predict AK nearly enough! :mog:

[Sergeant Hartman]

MILF for great justice.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
I’m my own MILF

I'm my own MILF...17
Aerith's Knight...13

[Madame Adequate]

I win either way. Either you rec'nize, or you don't. If you don't, that only proves your nature - your sullen eyes, blinded by my sheer overwhelming brilliance. It would only affirm my status in my own eyes. :cool:

Edit: fuck yes what now bitches

[Jojee]

Yay! Grats :p

[Sergeant Hartman]

damn straight.

[Psychotic]

Actually yes it does.

[Goldenboko]

I predicted myself out of lulz of irony :D

EDIT: Justice has been served.

[Rye]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/bigsmilelol.png

[Shauna]

Go MILF! :D

[Psychotic]

I'm liking the predictions. Those two azn women who hate each other are in a duel for the top spot, and it's interesting seeing which one will blink first. Kind of like a penalty shoot out. Both have nailed the first two in this batch of five...

Of the two, I am rooting for Miriel. :tongue:

[Jojee]

I don't see any azn women, but I do hate you CHEERIO BUTT!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

'grats MILF.

32) Most Improved Member

The Nominees
Bahamut2000X
Blue Harvest
Demon Dude
Goldenboko
Momiji
Rantzien
Tavrobel

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Momiji
Harle-Quin: Goldenboko
Zeldy: Goldenboko
Jessweeee?: Demon Dude
Denmark: Goldenboko
Psychotic: Momiji
Sagensyg: Rantzien
Goldenboko: Bahamut2000X
Loony BoB: Rantzien
Heath: Rantzien
Jojee: Goldenboko</td><td width="50%">Levian: Rantzien
Flying Mullet: Bahamut2000X
Rantzien: Bahamut2000X
Lekana: Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Demon Dude
Shiny: Goldenboko
Demon Dude: Goldenboko
Old Manus: Demon Dude
Miriel: Rantzien
qwertyxsora: Goldenboko</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Goldenboko (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

Time passes and people change. Some for the better, others are slipping down a drain. Here are some members who are of the former, bettering their posting habits away from their newbie ways. For this speech I decided to take their oldest post outside of a newbie thread and their newest post and we can see how they changed.

Bahamut2000X


8 Bit theater rocks it is the best nothing is better then it I think all tv shows and comics should be replaced by 8 Bit theater. Don't pay any attention to me I'm just saying pointless stuff like a crazed maniac. Which I am:D .


I finally got around to doing mine a few hours ago. I'm terrible at speeches so no one better have high hopes form me. :p

For 1 thing his grammar is a lot better. :p Bahamut has been on EoFF for years, and has grown up with the forums. As the oldbie of the group, Bahamut has some competition that can show a more rapid change then he can.

Blue Harvest


Why choose? Have both! Best of both worlds that way =]


I didn't get a birthday thread either :(

Well, there are a couple of short posts about a sandwich and birthday. Blue Harvest is the newbie of the nominees, and is eager to remain active. No longer bickering with AK, and keeping his enthusiasm going, harvest is a great member. But is he too new to see an improvement. We will see.

Demon Dude

Wait, didn’t he already win this?


Its the garage


Sounds like your getting desperate.

Another pair of quick lines. Demon Dude already won this ciddie once, can he pull it off again? Demon Dude has gotten worse in the eyes of some people, especially in the eyes of the mafia players. But past that the only change is even less spam and less activity. Is shying in the corner an improvement? Defiantly this ciddies dark horse.

Goldenboko


Don Tonberry and Cactuar Trick! This what you do. Make a Weapon with Overdrive to AP, Triple Overdrive, and Triple AP, the slot is up to you. I recommend having a Auto-Phoenix armor so who dies is instantly revived. Then fight Don Tonberry or Cactuar King (or choice Don Tonberry is more controllable, Cactuar King you'll get more AP). When in the fight with Don Tonberry, have two characters on Comrade, and the one whose killed the most enemies have stoic, have the one with stoic attack him. He'll get crushed, then revived. Continue this until Don Tonberry reaches you, or if your strong enough he's dead. Then run away or kill him. You'll see that your AP amount is HUGE... why you might ask? Well let me explain let's say he does 99,999 to your character overdrive-AP makes all that damage AP then Overdrive x3 makes that x3. Now boys and girls lets do alittle math 99,999x3= 299,997 but then AP x3 comes in multiply that by 3. 299,997x3= 899,991... with ONE attack. Let's say you get in ten attacks 8,999,910 that is AP total! The ones with comrade get slightly less but come on! Look at that total! Cactuar King is alittle different instead you have all characters with comrade and basically let Cactuar King crush your members but they get revived so you can't lose. Continue letting him hit until he runs away or you run out of Phoenix downs. That is the best way to get AP hands down. But there is Magic Urn But.... thats for a later post.

Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!


Sweet, totally buying this once I get my hands on a family member's credit card :D

Big first post boko. Anyway Goldenboko has changed a lot since he was a newbie. He went through a make a thread if it pops into my head phase, he was overobsessed with chocobos as opposed to loving them as he does now.

Momiji


I like Paladin Cecil. Holy knights are just... my thing. Sure, I would have had the Dark Ability over Cover or white magic, but I deal with it. Besides, Cecil HAD to become a Paladin to defeat Zeromus any way.


Yes, in other words, classes that make other classes worthless due to being overpowered.

Well the new post isn’t the best example, but Momiji is a lot friendlier now, and I think he has more confidence now. Momiji even is taking incentive to creating his own little forum for his soon to be deleted social group Moebictis Anonymous. Little changes, but still they are for the better. Another dark horse

Rantzien


Hello mr. Spy and welcome to my first post. I am sponsored by Toyota.
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The materia are of course Alexander, Contain and Sense (Alex contains no sense), but I'm not sure what to make of the rest. Is the grammatical structure of the first line relevant?

Edit: Is it the purple Huge Materia?

Two posts in two game forums, Rantzien is very popular. An extreamly active poster, Rantzien is always there to spread his unique charm to EoFF. Has he improved enough to win this caddie though? Only EoFF knows for sure.

Tavrobel


What's with all the high stats? Is Yunalesca uber-hard on the International version or something? When I beat her, Auron barely broke 3000 hp.


I might put off the Poison Necromancer for a while. I may either make an FoHer (for Conviction) or a Frenzy Barbarian. This time, I won't make the mistake of going for Swords.

Another pair of game quotes. Tavrobel is pretty cold to many people, but he used to be a block of ice. I think he is in the middle of improvement, so he is someone to watch out for, if not now, defiantly come December.

Most improved for you all, good luck and may the most improved win!

[Psychotic]

Thanks to Impulsion for showing me this trick!

[Jojee]

GO GB ilu :choc:

[Goldenboko]

qwerty forgot how important getting rid of that c was to my evolution. C's are for assholes. I'm looking at you Psychotic.

[Quindiana Jones]

How can Rantzien improve? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

Don't forget, boko! Psychotic has two c's!

[Rantz]

Nice first post, Rantzien.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Goldenboko...7
Blue Harvest...6
Rantzien...5
Tavrobel...4
RSL...1

Bahamut2KX, Demon Dude or Momiji?

[Shauna]

:excited:

[Rye]

It's so reminiscent of copy paste DUH, I love it, Rantzien.

And go Jussy-poo~

[Quindiana Jones]

Shauna for Best Scot!

[Jojee]

:O

How can Demon Dude improve? He just screwed a mafia game! :p

[Goldenboko]

Excellent, I didn't want to be improved. Perfection doesn't improve.

EDIT: But if DD wins I wanna slap the entire forum.

[demondude]

I want to reclaim my ciddie~

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bahamut2000X
who was in the lead the entire voting period. Not once knocked off the top spot!

Bahamut2000X...21
Demon Dude...10
Momiji...10

[demondude]

There is always best poet. : - (

[Goldenboko]

Sweet justice. EoFF, you have yet to fail me.

[Psychotic]

Way to go B2XK! It's all your fault that I came to General Chat in the first place.

Still wrong about the colour thing tho'. :)

[Tavrobel]

He hasn't improved until he makes a new character for Ladder. You are all fools.

[smittenkitten]

Congrats Bahamut! :heart:

[Shauna]

Congrats! :D

[Jojee]

Grats Matt-poo-face! <3

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

32) Most Underrated Member

The Nominees
Evastio
Heath
Momiji
oddler
Ouch!
qwertyxsora
Sergeant Hartman
theundeadhero
vivi_lover666

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: oddler
Harle-Quin: Heath
Zeldy: theundeadhero
Jessweeee?: theundeadhero
Denmark: qwertyxsora
Psychotic: Ouch!
Sagensyg: vivi_lover666
Goldenboko: Heath
Loony BoB: oddler
Heath: Ouch!
Jojee: qwertyxsora</td><td width="50%">Levian: qwertyxsora
Flying Mullet: theundeadhero
Rantzien: Heath
Lekana: theundeadhero
Sir Lancealot: Evastio
Shiny: qwertyxsora
Demon Dude: qwertyxsora
Old Manus: Sergeant Hartman
Miriel: Heath
qwertyxsora: viv_lover666</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: qwertyxsora (5/21 - 23.8%)
Prediction Party Runners Up: Heath & theundeadhero (4/21 - 19%)

The Speech
Over to you, Goldenboko.

[demondude]

Go Qwertyxsora

[Quindiana Jones]

Go Heath!

[Goldenboko]

Talk of the Failure to Appreciate EoFF’s Essential Citizens (Most Underrated Member)
Dan Says:
Leen-Leen!

EiLEEN(8) Says:
hihi Dan-Dan!

Dan Says:
Whats up? Ciddies soon!

EiLEEN(8) Says:
I know! Just finishing up my votes! All I have to do is most underrated and I’m done! :D

EiLEEN(8) Says:
But I don’t know who to pick with all these good choices!

Dan Says:
What do you mean “so many good choices.” As far as I’m concerned Sarge is the only way to go!

Dan Says:
Me and him are like long lost twins of epicness. @_@

EiLEEN(8) Says:
The only way to…

EiLEEN(8) Says:
But theundeadheo is like a forgotten CK by everybody ‘cept a few who are like his worshipers.

Dan Says:
Yeah well-

LaRrY Says:
Yah Boko! Or what about qwerty and his mafia antics!

Dan Says:
Dynast? What the heck are you doin’ here-

EiLEEN(8) Says:
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

EiLEEN(8) Says:

And Evastio doesn’t get as much credit as he deserves!

Dan Says:
B-

LaRrY Says:
And did you even know that Heath was Site Staff?

LaRrY Says:
Or who vivi_lover666 is?!?

Dan Says:
N-

EiLEEN(8):
Or that oddler was working on a video game?

EiLEEN(8):
Or that Momiji has been here longer then YOU!

EiLEEN(8):
Or that Ouch! Is on the first page of the members list if you search for “!”?

Dan Says:
EVERYBODY STFO!

LaRrY Says:
Sorry :(

Dan Says:
GTFO Dynast.

LaRrY Says:
Fine.

LaRrY Says:
I will!

LaRrY went offline at 12:04AM. All messages will be received upon his next log in.

Dan Says:
This seems like a good time to end this speech doesn’t it?

EiLEEN(8):
Yah.

Dan Says:
And the winner of the Most Underrated Member is…

[Psychotic]

Go West!

[Goldenboko]

Go Sarge.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
oddler...9
Ouch!...9
Sergeant Hartman...8
Momiji...5
theundeadhero...5
vivi_lover666...4
Evastio...3
RSL...1

qwerty vs Heath! :]

[Quindiana Jones]

Heath! Heath! Heath!

[Sergeant Hartman]

bugger it

[Goldenboko]

noooooo! Sarge!

This just proves how underrated you are :(

[Shauna]

Shauna for Best Scot!

:love::love:

Go Heath! :excited:

[Loony BoB]

Those who didn't make it...
oddler...9
Ouch!...9
Sergeant Hartman...8
Momiji...5
theundeadhero...5
vivi_lover666...4
Evastio...3
RSL...1

qwerty vs Heath! :]
I was just saying to Danielle that "Heath and qwerty are so underrated, they both really deserve this." and then I refreshed and read this post. :D Good voting, people!

[Psychotic]

Whoever wins, EoFF wins. I approve!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Heath
Very close! but this sees Heath get his first ever ciddie. Congrats Heath :jess:!

Heath...12
qwertyxsora...11

[Quindiana Jones]

Score!

[Loony BoB]

So close! Excellent voting, people. :)

[Psychotic]

Well done. ;)

Now get back to Wales you bloody sheep-shagging blue-<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" />e Labourite.

[Sergeant Hartman]

The person with the least amount of votes should win this, so, RSL.

[escobert]

congrats heath <3 I voted for you!
and damn you all Liz and I are the cutest!

[smittenkitten]

Well done Heath! :heart:

[Jojee]

Oh so close! :jess:

Grats Heath!

[Lawr]

I have no intentions of sifting through this spam, so I use the Thread Search for instant gratification.


Now we play the waiting game. :|

[Goldenboko]

'nother point plz

kthxbai!

[Psychotic]

Jojee blinked first on predictions. And everybody congratulate Mr. Quin for getting his first prediction right since the first Ciddie was announced.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

31) Most Bitter Member

The Nominees
Bunny
Captain Maxx Power
Evastio
God
Lekana
Miriel
NeoCracker
Roto13
Tavrobel
The Ceej

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Bunny
Harle-Quin: Bunny
Zeldy: Bunny
Jessweeee?: Tavrobel
Denmark: Bunny
Psychotic: God
Sagensyg: God
Goldenboko: Bunny
Loony BoB: Roto13
Heath: Captain Maxx Power
Jojee: God</td><td width="50%">Levian: Bunny
Flying Mullet: Roto13
Rantzien: Captain Maxx Power
Lekana: Bunny
Sir Lancealot: Captain Maxx Power
Shiny: NeoCracker
Demon Dude: Bunny
Old Manus: Captain Maxx Power
Miriel: Captain Maxx Power
qwertyxsora: Tavrobel</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Captain Maxx Power (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech


Most Bitter Member:

How do you define a bitter member? The dictionary gives the following meanings:

1. Having or being a taste that is sharp, acrid, and unpleasant.
2. Causing a sharply unpleasant, painful, or stinging sensation; harsh: enveloped in bitter cold; a bitter wind.
3. Difficult or distasteful to accept, admit, or bear: the bitter truth; bitter sorrow.
4. Proceeding from or exhibiting strong animosity: a bitter struggle; bitter foes.
5. Resulting from or expressive of severe grief, anguish, or disappointment: cried bitter tears.
6. Marked by resentment or cynicism:

So then what makes a bitter member? 3 and 6 would define each of the candidates well. And each of them equally deserves to win this award, for despite their bitterness we love them anyway. But only one of them can win this award and take his or her place as EoFF's bitterest member for the next six months, but who will it be? Well I'll tell you, it's *gets shot*

[Shauna]

Congrats Heath! :D

orite, Next award! :D

[Goldenboko]

Evastio or GTFO xD

[Jojee]

I'm gonna go shower! When I get back, I'm sure I'll be -2340293480298 on predictions xD I don't even know how I got this far, since I totally half arsed the whole thing.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Captain Maxx Power...10
Roto13...10
The Ceej...7
Evastio...6
Miriel...5
Tavrobel...5
Lekana...3
NeoCracker...1
RSL...1

Bunny...or God? :jess:

[Goldenboko]

Well I hope Bunny wins so I get another point then~

[Quindiana Jones]

Jojee blinked first on predictions. And everybody congratulate Mr. Quin for getting his first prediction right since the first Ciddie was announced.

You're a bitch and I hope you die. You're clearing being Canadian-ist. :(

[Heath]

Thanks, guys. I'd like to dedicate my win to the following: Wales, Everton FC and Gordon Brown. I mention Mr. Brown specifically because I think it's the closest he'll come to winning anything at all for quite some time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny

Bunny...12
God...11

It was close!

[Rye]

BUN BUN!!! <33333 MY SWEET BUN BUN!!!!

[Shauna]

God is totally bitter NOW. :p

Congrats Bunny. :D

[Breine]

Congrats on getting the ciddie, Heath! :)

[Goldenboko]

'nother point plz.

kthxbai

(Apparently I've learned the way of guessing EoFF)

[qwertysaur]

Wow I came close to winning one. :p

[Quindiana Jones]

In your big, fat, ugly, ginger face, Paul.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

30) Horniest Member

The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Neocracker
Nominus Experse
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rye

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Rye
Harle-Quin: Blue Harvest
Zeldy: ~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee?: Neocracker
Denmark: Rye
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Sagensyg: Nominus Experse
Goldenboko: Nominus Experse
Loony BoB: Blue Harvest
Heath: Rye
Jojee: Rye</td><td width="50%">Levian: Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet: Blue Harvest
Rantzien: Blue Harvest
Lekana: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: Pureghetto
Shiny: Aerith's Knight
Demon Dude: Nominus Experse
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Miriel: Rye
qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Blue Harvest (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech
Over to you, Rantzien. :bigsmile:

[Rantz]

Thank you, Award Girl!

Looking at this award in certain fonts, you might think it says "Homiest member", but let me assure you that it doesn't. There are three main reasons for this:

It would be a stupid award.
There is a tiny space between the 'r' and the 'n'.
It would really be a stupid ass award.


Having deduced this, it's only logical to conclude that this award is meant for the horniest member of our merry family. Now, we're all young, our hormones are raging, probably more so than those of the average group of senile old men. There is certainly nothing to be ashamed of with this award, seeing as the nominees are all in their teens or barely out of them, except for PG who really should know better than to end up in such a fishy crowd.

However! There are those of us who excel at leaving our autacoids to run the scene. Those who seem willing to go great lengths to feel a sensual touch, a tickling of one's toes, or just to see someone strike a daring pose in a photo thread on an internet forum. Never mind their dubious motives, these are the nominees!

~*~Celes~*~
A dainty young lass who doesn't miss a chance to flaunt her equally dainty young lad, ~*~Celes~*~ is surely a worthy nominee. Who knows what ideas the distance between the two lovebirds spawns in her? What does she do with all his pictures? What is she hiding in her chiffonier? Where did I put my egg boiler? And was it really that useful in the end?

Aerith's Knight
Dennis rhymes with Tennis, which I'm sure we all know is a sport designed to be able to get underskirt photographs of athletic females. This leads me to the conclusion that Aerith's Knight has devious motives behind his every action. Moreover, his signatures often hint to a liking of lightly dressed pixel ladies, but that's beside the point because don't we all.

Blue Harvest
If you want to find a post by Blue Harvest, just look beneath a post of most any female member on this here site. Never late with a compliment or a word of comfort for the ladies, he certainly is a Don Juan of the great computer network we call Internet. But you know what happened to Don Juan? He has sexy time with a girl and is dragged to hell by the statue of her father. Sounds to me like Blue Harvest needs to be wary of statues!

Neocracker
Penetrating the shell of this strapping young man, I strongly believe, lies in "cracking" the secret of his name. In doing so, I visited dictionary.com and fount out that "Neo" means "Near-earth object". And you know an object which is near(ly) earth? Cocaine. "Cracker", according to our always-reliable dictionary.com, is "a person or thing that cracks". Well, there you have it! Neocracker is quite obviously a fan of crack cocaine. Very naughty! This argument has lead me nowhere but he is on this list, so he must indeed be quite horny! Good choice, nominators!

Nominus Experse
"First to the party, last to the snacks bowl", my grandfather once said to me. I probably dreamt that, because he's long departed and would never say such a thing. I don't even know what it means. Regardless, I have a feeling it might be a good motto for Nominus Experse, who is famed for comments such as "I like yogurt and vaginas" and "Electrical impulses relay my thoughts, from neuron to neuron, and in this, I am". Pretty disgusting, Nominus!

Psychotic
Well, I'm afraid there is little discussion here. Psychotic, or as some of us who know him well like to call him, Psychotic34, is pretty damn horny. I'll step back and let these testimonies speak for themselves.

Psychotic is horny.

Yeah, really horny.

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/6229/psychotichornyvl8.png

Pureghetto
PG is an old man, so he probably likes patriarchism and sexism and stuff, right? Right. This means he has probably pinched the bottom of a waitress at any and every opportunity he's gotten. That's pretty horny, PG, and you should watch out before I call the pedophile squad on you! And I don't mean those who catch pedophiles, either. You're a bad, bad man and you ought to be put behind bars. I can't believe what you did to those children! :(

Rye
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4561/bigsmile2ge9.jpg

[Shauna]

xD Nice speech~

[Breine]

Haha xD Loved the speech, Rantz!

[Madame Adequate]

Awesome speech. I clearly need to be more classless, so people actually realize what a goddamn font of sex I am. GOGOGOGORYE!

[Quindiana Jones]

Blue Harvest should win this. If he does, I will make him a superhero suit.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Alan's not that dainty in bed :jokey:

[Zeldy]

That was like, the first speech I've actually read! Good job, Rantzien :thumb:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
~*~Celes~*~...10
Aerith's Knight...10
Blue Harvest...7
Psychotic...5
Pureghetto...5
Neocracker...3

:bigsmile: Rye vs Nominus Experse? >;o

[theundeadhero]

?

.
..
...

... ?!

[Psychotic]

Curses foiled again.

I just wanted to be nominated for this for the first time in my EoFF history. :D

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh what the hell. You all suck at voting. BH has a constant erection. You can't say that for the other nominees! Especially Rye and Celes, as they don't have a penis.

[Shauna]

GO Nominus! :D

[Madame Adequate]

Gosh! Two people who actually deserve it! Will wonders never cease?

[~*~Celes~*~]

I tied with AK D=

[Clouded Sky]

The Ciddies go backwards! And that's how you know I've never paid attention to these before, so now my speech will be silly.

Psy, you can still have my personal horny award, and congrats to everyone who has won so far!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rye
Cue a big bigsmile smilie. :jess:

Rye...14
Nominus Experse...12

[~*~Celes~*~]

WELL AS LONG AS ALAN KNOWS HOW HORNY I CAN BE THAT'S FINE, I DON'T LOVE YOU GUYS EITHER :nonono:

I dunno who I want to win! *on edge of seat*

[Madame Adequate]

Correct result. Grats to Nommy though, you gave a good showing!

And now, I retire to m'lady's boudiour, for she is rarely sated. :kaoclove:

[Quindiana Jones]

:bigsmile: Totally deserving winner.

[Vermachtnis]

Congradulations to everyone so far! :beer:

[Rye]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/bigsmilelol.png

Thank you all who voted for me~ <3

[~*~Celes~*~]

Nymphos need some love too :cry:

SOMEONE HUG ME PLZ

[smittenkitten]

Congrats Rye! :heart:

EDIT: *snuggles Celes*

[Shauna]

Congrats, Jess! :)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

29) Weirdest Member

The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Evastio
Goldenboko
Laddy
leader of mortals
Pureghetto
Rye
The Ceej

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Goldenboko
Harle-Quin: Laddy
Zeldy: Aerith's Knight
Jessweeee?: Pureghetto
Denmark: Pureghetto
Psychotic: Pureghetto
Sagensyg: Laddy
Goldenboko: Pureghetto
Loony BoB: Pureghetto
Heath: Laddy
Jojee: Evastio</td><td width="50%">Levian: Aerith's Knight
Flying Mullet: Evastio
Rantzien: Aerith's Knight
Lekana: Pureghetto
Sir Lancealot: Goldenboko
Shiny: Evastio
Demon Dude: Evastio
Old Manus: Laddy
Miriel: Pureghetto
qwertyxsora: Evastio</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Pureghetto (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (5/21 - 23.8%)

The Speech

Oh, so here I am again. For the third time, slaving away at a speech for you. The last two times I gave you my heart, sweat, and blood. And all I get is this tl;dr <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" /><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif" alt="skull" />. Well guess guess what? smurf you all, and go DIAF!

But you won't be happy without a speech, so here it is.

AK, the guy who hits on anything with two legs, be it Man, women or Quina. He can shift from nice to ass in a matter of seconds. OOOO, yeah, thats weird. Let me tell you. More like the EoFF norm.

And now Evastio. Mister mysterious and paranoid, "Ohs no! They is going to stalk me if I posted the picture!"

And Boko. Boko's a tool. And a bag of them at that.

Laddy is a smurfing hippie. Damn cat eating bums. I hate you all.

And Leader of Mortals? GTFO. The only thing you lead are the sheep in Montana that the herders haven't already claimed for themselves. And then you probably sex them just like the herders. How do you like that one Mr. Big Tough Leader man?

And Pureghetto is the least ghetto bastard here, unless you count having a face so ugly you give other people drinking problems weird. And he's old. And I sincerely doubt he's pure, so he's just a liar my friends. A LIAR!

And Rye. Oh Rye. What can I say about you. You're not weird. You're creepy. Like the creepy old man who lures small boys into his van. You don't need an award, you need jail time.

And Finally Rhe Ceej. Oh Ceej, if only you were worth paying attention to, then maybe I could have come up with something for you.

Hows that EoFF? Short enough for you? Did I manage to cut down on the minimal effort it takes to read a damn speech to a point you are satisfied?

See if I ever do anything for you worthless blobs of Human flesh again.

[Heath]

Well done!

[duckie]

WOW I missed a lot. Congrats to all the winners. It is well-deserved.

[Levian]

AK's 3rd ciddie. go go go

[Jessweeee♪]

WELL THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVERYONE.

Just to humor you all I will take a picture of me planting a cheerio the next time I have Cheerios in the house.


EDIT: whoa, at 29 already?

[Psychotic]

AK's 3rd ciddie. go go goFourth.

[smittenkitten]

The Ceej and PG me thinks!

[Shauna]

Y'all are pretty weird! :p

[Vermachtnis]

Ceejy for the win!

[smittenkitten]

Y'all are pretty weird! :p

And you're not Shauna? :jess:

[Goldenboko]

No point for me~ I came close though. I always vote Neo for that one for some reason.

EDIT: Oh hi new Ciddie.

[Breine]

I think Evastio..

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

......why the crap is this ciddie tied? OH MY GOD.

2 minutes. :laugh:

[Goldenboko]

xD Silly Award Girl

[Breine]

xD

[Goldenboko]

I wanna tiebreak it :D

[Shauna]

xD Good jorb~ :p

[Madame Adequate]

Haha, I lul'd xD Toss a coin.

[Psychotic]

Boo! Get off the stage, Award Girl! You're rubbish! :lol:

[Goldenboko]

xD Good jorb~ :p

http://www.hrwiki.org/images/e/e3/coach-z.png

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I even spent a lot of saturday sorting out the ties and I thought they were all done. I WAS DECIEVED. :weep:

[Quindiana Jones]

Nope, just stupid.

[Rye]

It's okay, Award Girl. I'll kiss it better. :bigsmile:

[Jessweeee♪]

Why can't they both win?

;_;

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Pureghetto...11
Evastio...10
Laddy...10
Rye...6
Goldenboko...4
leader of mortals...2
RSL...1

[Jessweeee♪]

My predictions aren't very good, are they?

YOU LET ME DOWN PEEGEEEE

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

And the Ciddie goes to...
The Ceej

The Ceej...14
Aerith's Knight...13

..finally! sorry about the delay~

[Goldenboko]

How did Pureghetto not win this?

[Levian]

Damn you, tie breaker!

[Psychotic]

For the sake of my predictions, you are a rotten tiebreaker, whoever you are :p

EDIT: Wait I didn't even predict AK for this. :confused:

[smittenkitten]

Congrats to The Ceej, you deserved it! :p

[Shauna]

Congrats! I haven't seen him in a while, actually. But then, I don't stray away from GC.

[scrumpleberry]

I already forgot which ciddie we were on, they're all starting to run into one another XD

Ah! Weirdest Member :lol:

CONGRATS CEEJ

:cookie:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

28. Funniest Member

The Nominees
DK
Flying Mullet
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien
Yamaneko

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
<table border="0" width="550px"><tr width="50%"><td>Dynast-Kid: Psychotic
Harle-Quin: DK
Zeldy: Rantzien
Jessweeee?: Rantzien
Denmark: Psychotic
Psychotic: Rantzien
Sagensyg: Flying Mullet
Goldenboko: Old Manus
Loony BoB: Rantzien
Heath: Yamaneko
Jojee: Flying Mullet</td><td width="50%">Levian: Rantzien
Flying Mullet: Psychotic
Rantzien: Flying Mullet
Lekana: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
Shiny: Psychotic
Demon Dude: Psychotic
Old Manus: Rantzien
Miriel: Old Manus
qwertyxsora: Psychotic</td></tr></table>

Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech

Who is the funniest member? Well, gee, I dunno. Humour is subjective. It's your job to decide!


I'm sure there are enough members here who could testify that my voice is a crime against humanity, but doing Kareoke is still very amusing and a lot of fun. If i'm drunk then just forget about it. Well, actually it's usually me that forgets about it, and thank smurf for that 'cause the memories would probably make me kill myself. But yeah it's awesome http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/wacky.gif


Awesome. It's already everywhere in the game. And the characters already know how to harness it as they are permeated with it. It's like the force, only awesomer.


Sometimes I take news stories from here and post them on /b/ because the replies are always so much better


I'm scum in the pond sense as opposed to the traditional mafia sense. Gonna make your god damn water murky, motherbitches.


Rye is only one molecule away from being Pineapple Pie.


I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

Copy Paste DUH makes writing speeches a simple task. REVEAL!

[Rye]

Dan is the funniest man I know. There is no justice in the world if he loses.

[Dolentrean]

I didn't win! Well screw you! I am making my own ciddies! With Blackjack, and hookers! in fact... forget the ciddies.

[Quindiana Jones]

Psychotic is a failure.

This pleases me.


DK = winnah.

[smittenkitten]

Go Dan you funny goat! :heart:

[Goldenboko]

I wanted to stray from the crowd with this prediction~

[Psychotic]

Anyone but Yamaneko.

And me.

Anyone but Yamaneko and me.

[Loony BoB]

Dan hasn't been up to his usual standards in the past six months (at least not around me :() but I hope he wins if only because of all the times that he should have won it previously.

Having said that, I wouldn't be against a couple of the other guys winning for the sake of how they've been in recent times.

[Levian]

Rantzien go go go

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Those who didn't make it...
Rantzien...11
Flying Mullet...10
Yamaneko...9
Old Manus...8
RSL...1

Paul or Dan? Also, you're going to have to wait in suspence for like 10 minute whilst I eat my chinese dinner. nomnomnom. ;)

[Goldenboko]

Psychotic ftw.

[Quindiana Jones]

If Psychotic wins, I'm shaving off all my hair and sending it to him on a cake. :(

[Loony BoB]

Go Dan. =]

[Rye]

I love Paul like a brother, but christ, Dan's stories destroy me, he needs to win. NO, DON'T!! <333

[Psychotic]

It doesn't matter who wins. We're a team, me and my bro Dan. Bitches can't touch us. Bitches don't god damn know. We've already won.

I'll tell you all a joke if it's me who wins though!

[Breine]

Go Psy!

[Levian]

Excellent, both hilarius ppl.

and excellent again, now I have time to eat. except I don't have any butter. :mad2:

[~*~Celes~*~]

I dunno WHO I want to win D=

:bigsmile: *snuggles smitten back*

[Bahamut2000X]

Yo. I miss anything? :)

[Goldenboko]

Ahahahahahaah.

I don't get it.

[scrumpleberry]

I can taste the suspense on the air.

*tastes*

Now what does that remind me of?

[Goldenboko]

Cheese sandwhich?

[Quindiana Jones]

Ass. I guess ass. It's gotta be ass. With Psychotic around, it has to be ass.

[scrumpleberry]

That's it! But which cheese?

[Goldenboko]

Swiss?

[Quindiana Jones]

Ass cheese. Gotta be ass cheese. With Psychotic around, it has to be ass cheese.

[Jessweeee♪]

o.O

[Goldenboko]

Ass cheese. Gotta be ass cheese. With Psychotic around, it has to be ass cheese.

Yeah, so Swiss.