Say something the above poster would NEVER say. (One post per ten come on now)

[Randgris]

Well I saw that impersonation thread and thought of tweaking it a bit. Just as the title says, something that you think the above poster would never say here or iRL.

Notes: Things should be kept clean, no curses or flames. Definitely nothing to explicit.

OK guys go.

[smittenkitten]

I'm found and remembered! :p

[Flying Mullet]

Hello Kitty is a bane upon humanity.

[Evastio]

I love usernotes.

[Roto13]

Email me and I will send you naked pictures of myself holding my driver's license.

[Psychotic]

You should have seen my wedding to Aerith's Knight. The ceremony was beautiful and I was thrilled to receive several Xbox 360s as wedding gifts.

[Goldenboko]

Mafia blows, and whoever plays it sucks. Hard.

[Momiji]

I really am a nice guy, and EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU makes this forum THE BEST DAMN FORUM, EVER.

Oh wait, he basically did say that. <3

EDIT: DAMN IT BOKO

Chocobos taste excellent!

[Rye]

Hey, babe, I got you tickets. Tickets to the GUN SHOW!!!! :jokey:

[scrumpleberry]

Girly men? Eww, they're pathetic!

[Yar]

I'm not scrumpleberry.

[Peegee]

I'm not scrumpleberry.

You'd never say "1 + 1 = fun!"

[Laddy]

I'm not really azn...

[Flying Mullet]

Hippies are stupid.

[Yar]

110% Applesauce

[Evastio]

Exor is much cooler than Yardovich could ever be.

[Bahamut2000X]

"I've been living a lie people, I really AM Bill Cosby!"

[Goldenboko]

Celes can go DIAF.

[Muhyo]

Silver is the new black. And voting will never earn you sexual favours!

[Breine]

I am not Muhyo, a newbie.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I'm a pastry.

[scrumpleberry]

Come on guys, we're getting sloppy here.

Football? Beer? Bah! I'd much rather skip off to an army camp and give everyone squishy pillows and flowers.

[qwertysaur]

I hate cookies

[Roto13]

I totally didn't let the Cop die in Mafia IX. :bigsmile:

[Randgris]

I never liked Indiana Jones. He's too gay for my taste

[Bahamut2000X]

"Roleplaying just isn't my thing."

[Laddy]

Cyan is a horrible color.
EDIT-DAMMIT!

[Evastio]

Goldenboko and Leen-Leen weren't meant to be together.

[Flying Mullet]

Bill Cosby? Who's that?

[Vermachtnis]

Imma write everyone UserNotes!

[Goldenboko]

FFVII>FFVI

Uh. My name is easy to pronounce :D

[rubah]

Well, if you take the resistance and factor in the chord length of this wing, the depth of the bowl should be about 3.44433 centimeters, to six sigfigs.

[scrumpleberry]

Je deteste la France!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Pink Floyd? He's http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif.

[escobert]

I like it up the butt.

[Jessweeee♪]

Yes, Ernie and I ARE lovers, thank you very much :mad2:

[Shattered Dreamer]

I have no idea where that sock went!

[Laddy]

I don't find lego women sexy.

[Rye]

I enjoy paving down trees and putting up parking lots.

[Jess]

I hate redheads!

[Evastio]

EoFF is full of ugly women.

[Goldenboko]

If you want to find out everything about my life, check out my LiveJournal.

[Arc_Master_14]

I KNow Arc

[Goldenboko]

Fail (http://forum.neskaya.net/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=189&p=2661#p2661)

[ljkkjlcm9]

tonberries are the cutest!

THE JACKEL

[Rantz]

THE JACKET

[Flying Mullet]

Animated gifs? Hate 'em!

[Roto13]

R = U

[Sir Lancealot]

Usernotes are rubbish.

[Vermachtnis]

Kain is the worst character in the history of characters.

[Denmark]

Anime? Lame.

[Dolentrean]

Norway fuckin rocks!

[Yar]

The sun doesn't chase me... I chase the sun...

[Laddy]

Dark Teal is overatted.

[Jessweeee♪]

Hippies make for terrible threads!

[Evastio]

I hate sugary things.

[Momiji]

I'm finally going to tell everyone my name!

[Goldenboko]

Everything Japanese sucks.

[Lawr]

Forget this Gold nonsense! I do Green now. :cool:

[Shattered Dreamer]

Shamen King sucks

[Quindiana Jones]

"Top o' the mornin' t'ya!", doing a little jig with a grin on his face.

[Dolentrean]

Stop mocking Demon Dude becuase of his poem! Can't you people just let it go!

[Goldenboko]

Dude, I suck!

[Chemical]

Pst, Jeswee can I borrow a tampon??

[Laddy]

I do not like mocking the manhood of GoBo.

[qwertysaur]

Reality TV can DIAF.

[Denmark]

Pst, Jeswee can I borrow a tampon??
Chemical wins.

I advocate keyboard/Kingdom Hearts slashfic. http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Gin.gif

[Dr. Acula]

I hate The Legend of Zelda.

[Shoeberto]

I dropped out of medical school

[rubah]

Current music: Alkaline Trio - We've Had Enough

I seriously need to look into this band. Mike keeps saying at ASC I should listen to more Radiohead. Meh to that.

[tidus_rox]

Seriously guys, I am SO dumb.

[Flying Mullet]

"Tidus" who?

[Goldenboko]

Hey, let's take this conversation to public messaging!

[Sir Lancealot]

I hate chocobos.

[leader of mortals]

Dragoons are SO over-rated

[Laddy]

Sephiroth? Nah, Kefy's better.

[The Unknown Guru]

IHATEHIPPIES

[Evastio]

I hate music.

[Vermachtnis]

Here, let me show you my face.

[tidus_rox]

Anime? Who? Nope, never heard of him... Oh! Its a thing

[Bahamut2000X]

"Tidus doesn't actually rock."

[Quindiana Jones]

What the fuck is this http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif? Mullet? Who the fuck? I deserved to be the goddamn next Knight, not Flying Mooseface! He's a total bumder!

[Shattered Dreamer]

From now on everyone call me Harle I love it I do!