Sexing it up with the celebs.

[Breine]

What celebrity(ies) of your own gender would you most like to sex it up with, if you had to? (If you're gay, then of the opposite gender).

As for me, I get so star struck that I'd probably give myself away to any celebrity xD But really, Colin Farrell gets my vote.

[Balzac]

David Tennant. Easily.

[scrumpleberry]

Based soley on smexiness, the first to spring to mind is Jake Gyllenhaal. And Johnny Depp, of course - although he's supposedly very boring indeed irl.. David Tennant? Why? He's a great actor, but the man looks like a freaking monkey.

[escobert]

jack black!

[Germ Hamee]

Nicole Kidman!

[rubah]

I doubt I could name you a male actor I would want to fornicate with, much less a female.

[Laddy]

I doubt I could name you a male actor I would want to fornicate with, much less a female.
Vice versa.

[Miriel]

I'd totally go les for Natalie Portman.

[Cookie]

I wouldn't, but if I really had to... Josh Homme.

[Rantz]

Gael García Bernal!

[Roto13]

Charlize Theron and only Charlize Theron.

[Momiji]

I doubt I could name you a male actor I would want to fornicate with, much less a female.
Vice versa.

Yeah, same answer.

[Goldenboko]

I have nothing against gay people, but I just can't be gay. Guys aren't appealing to me. Like majority not appealing I could get into it more but I'm sure no one wants that.

[Madame Adequate]

I'm bi, so I'm exempt.

[Yar]

Nah MILF, you just gotta pick someone with both boy parts and girl parts. :p

[Balzac]

I wouldn't, but if I really had to... Josh Homme.

Did you hear, he recently got accused of homophobia because he said to some guy that threw a bottle or a show at hime "I'll fuck you in the ass fgt!" I lol'd.

[SammieBabe]

Gina Gershon. No question..

[Old Manus]

Gerald Ford

[Dynast-Kid]

I have the same problem as MILF. ;_;

If I were to choose a gal celeb: Amerie, Adriana Lima, Denise Richards, and...Halle Berry.

If I were to choose a guy celeb: OMFG JIM BELUSCHI, Michael Jai White, Terrence Howard, Vin Diesel, Nick Lachey, and...LL Cool J. I don't feel like listing the rest. xD

I'm alot more selective about women than men.

[smittenkitten]

David Tennant. Easily.

Completely Agree! :bigsmile:

[Rengori]

I'm gonna say Marilyn Manson just to be weird.

[daggertrepe]

Karina Smirnoff. No question!

[Madame Adequate]

Nah MILF, you just gotta pick someone with both boy parts and girl parts. :p

That would be even better than regular sex.

Also, Photos of Cameron Richardson (http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1114019584/nm0724460) = best hermaphrodite ever pl0x

[41-Inches-Wide]

jack black!

YES! :heart:
UNF UNF UNF

[Caraliz]

Heidi Klum. :heart:

[LunarWeaver]

I'm going to say Madonna. I feel like she could teach me a thing or two about what's WUT.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Scarlett Johanson. :D

[Gogo]

Phantoms can't take part in any physical action, so I can't have sex.. which sucks :(

I can't even sex it up with Casper the friendly ghost! - even if I wanted to! *sigh*

[Calliope]

Calista Flockhart is too old, Bjork is too crazy, Mischa Barton is too trashy, and hannah already baggsed Natalie Portman ;_;.

Maybe Anne Hathaway, then.

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Hm. This should be fun.

Guys - James McAvoy, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Josh Hartnett, Mark Wahlberg(oh Marky Mark). Oh gee. I could make this list go one for a while.

Gals - Much easier. Heidi Klum. Halle Berry. And, uh. I'm sure there might be another one out there.

Men ftw!

[Quindiana Jones]

I would quite happily have Depp or Farrell on my face.

[scrumpleberry]

lol, i forgot what this thread was about by the time I answered it OH WELL

Probably Natalie Portman. Maaaybe Beyonce, although she's a bit annoyong.

[Breine]

Gael García Bernal!

Yeah, him too.

[BardTard]

I'm bi, so I'm exempt.

Same here, but I'll say Anna Faris and Drew Barrymore just for the sake of answering.

[xDeathEaterx]

Helena Bonham Carter.

[Miriel]

I can't believe I forgot about her, but I'd totally go for Rachel McAdams. I think she's lovely. I'd pick her over Natalie Portman, actually.

[Randgris]

There would be a long list for guys, so I'll just list the girls.

Hmm... Tough one. Maybe Salma Hayek, Mila Jovovich or Sienna Guillory. I would add Angelina Jolie here but she's kinda pregnant so, ew.

[Ace14]

Hmm tough since I don't know many female celebs and don't find any attractive, I'd have to say Mila Jovovich because she can be sexy that's all the comes to mind though

[Gogo]

I would add Angelina Jolie here but she's kinda pregnant so, ew.

She just gave birth. Go for it!

[Proxy]

sigh....cliche, but i just can't think of anyone else at 230am, Depp.
however, seeing as how homosexuality is out of the question for me, Amanda Bynes. Long and hard, all fucking night for the next like 5 years. My god the things i would do to her.

[Polaris]

Catherine Zeta-Jone :drool:

[Akaria]

Very surprised nobody said Keira Knightley! I'd do her. Milla Jovovich too, and Natalie Portman.:heart:

[Quindiana Jones]

Keira Knightley is munting. I'm a man and I wouldn't do her for cash.

[Akaria]

;__;

But she's so pretty! I'm a straight woman and I'd do her, cash or no cash. Are you telling us something, Quin...?:p

[Balzac]

Keira Knightley is munting. I'm a man and I wouldn't do her for cash.

I think you should look up what munting actually means ;)

[Akaria]

I found two meanings, both thanks to Urban Dictionary...


the act of looking very ugly.

The other one has to do with corpses and bouncing on them, causing dead juices to...Gross. Go look it up, if you really wanna know x_x

[Ouch!]

Am I catching or pitching?

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah...my meaning is the ugly one. Although, we never know. Keira Knightley may be doing dirties to dead people right now. [/law suit].

[Breine]

Keira Knightley is munting. I'm a man and I wouldn't do her for cash.

You're nuts, Quin!

[Quindiana Jones]

Obviously you crazy Danes have horrendous taste in women! ;)

[MushroomZOMBIE]

I'd be asexual rather than doing a celeb.

[Rye]

I have the biggest crush on the girls from t.A.t.U. I have so many photos of them (both naughty and normal) on my computer, and I'm slowly downloading their entire discography.

I couldn't choose between them, since their appeal works off each other. Lena seems so sweet and redhead cute, and Yulia is all raven haired and mysterious, it's just... ♥

http://www.henshinonline.com/images/ef_tatu.jpg

EDIT: Oh, and Rachel McAdams, Miriel knows what's up.

[Calliope]

That "band" is a large part of the reason that Ms. Barton no longer makes my list ;_;. I'm sure she's crushed.

[scrumpleberry]

Keira Knightley is munting. I'm a man and I wouldn't do her for cash.

Thank you god. Someone with taste!