Do you think you'd make it in prison?

[Rengori]

Do you think if you got arrested and sent to maximum security prison you'd actually have a chance of making it out or would you become someone's bitch within a matter of minutes?

[tidus_rox]

I would probably kill myself

but I'm a good boy, so I wouldn't be there in the first place :p

[Psychotic]

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

[Avarice-ness]

I wouldn't allow myself to be made someone's bitch. I'd be put in confinement for fighting before I'd let someone other than an officer own me. I'm a happier person alone anyways. I could prolly make friends with the cracks in the wall.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I'd definitely become someone's bitch. I'm too weak ;-; I mean sure I'd fight it as long as I could...I was raised to be a fighter and to NEVER give up until ALL chances are gone. But...yeah.

[Goldenboko]

Someone would probably shank me cuz of my big mouth and temper xD

[Avarice-ness]

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

Psy: WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL?!
Inmate: GAH, GAAAUURDDS!!
Psy: *smashes inmates face in with fist* WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL YOU PIECE OF SCUM!!??!!?
Inmate: *wailing in pain* IT'S OVER 9000!!.. IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Psy: That's what I thought. *throws inmate into the wall*

[Peegee]

I'd probably die, but not without fighting back.

Stop scaring me mang >: (

[~*~Celes~*~]

xD

The power level thing makes me laugh every time.

[rubah]

when the big scary women come up to me I would be like 'this is exactly like that part in x novel' and they'd be like 'wow, you're right. I loved that book. what did you think of'

and then they'd give us books to read.

[Shiny]

I'd just become Muslim like my uncle did so I'd have protection from my fellow Muslim-ies cuz prison is basically just like the show Oz.

[Avarice-ness]

xD

The power level thing makes me laugh every time.

Yeah, I have a cold, so I'm pretty delirious right now.


when the big scary women come up to me I would be like 'this is exactly like that part in x novel' and they'd be like 'wow, you're right. I loved that book. what did you think of'

and then they'd give us books to read.

Rubah is like the only person who can look at jail in such an optimistic way that jail goes from horrible horrible place, to Oprah's book club.

Then again.. Oprah's book club could be just as horrible. :(

[theundeadhero]

I could make it.

[Vermachtnis]

I wouldn't make it an hour with out something bad happening.

[DMKA]

Do prisoners have internet access nowadays?

[Balzac]

I'd be bent over and bum funned the second I was in there.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'd make it fine.

[NeoTifa]

id be shanked from pure annoyingness lol

[Fonzie]

Where the fuck have you been, Ren? :p

No, I'd probably get rapped.

[NeoTifa]

rapped? or raped?

[TyphoonThaReapa]

A'yo, I'll just be real and say nope...:cool:

[NeoTifa]

yea, ok. ttr, i think youd be the first to be raped :p

[Freya]

I couldn't make it. I'd get my ass kicked for my sarcasm.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

yea, ok. ttr, i think youd be the first to be raped :p

You will never know a man's pain women!!!!!:mad2:

[Momiji]

I wouldn't make it an hour with out something bad happening.

Make that a few minutes in my case.

[Bunny]

I would sooner kill myself before the police caught me for whatever crime would send me to prison. And I would be more worried about the guards beating the crap out of me and taking complete advantage over the situation than I would of the inmates raping me in my poopy place.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Assuming I ever do go there, I highly doubt anything too terrible would happen because I tend to keep to myself in real life toward everybody that I didn't know too well.

[Roto13]

I dunno. Half the documentaries about prison are all "You get raped. Every day. Every night. Multiple times." But the other half are like "OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IN PRISON!? There's like ping pong and tv and fun stuff that YOU don't even get to use! It's like being at camp for a very long time!"

So yeah. Someone is lying to me. Though I suppose it's possible that you get raped when you're not doing arts and crafts.

[Madame Adequate]

I'd get murdered because I would either seriously fuck up anyone who tried anything, and they or their friends would get me in revenge - or I'd try to seriously fuck anyone up, and die in the attempt.

I really, really, really do not want to ever go to prison. Ever.

[Jojee]

I was just at a prison today n_n My friend and I were picking up her friend and her friend's baby and they were visiting her friend's boyfriend. ...Yeah.

Anyway, I'd hate it and I'd die. So many fences, so many locks and doors... I didn't realize how TRAPPED it was until I was there today.

[strawberryman]

I'd get the death penalty or solitary confinement right away because I'd probably get thrown in jail for murder if anything. It would probably be from me meting out punishment to a person/people that are so stupid they're a detriment to society as a whole and the world would be better off without them, but something tells me the judge wouldn't be sympathetic with my thinking. >_>

Even if I wasn't, it would probably not be too long before I was, because I would not take crap from anyone.

[Lawr]

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

Psy: WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL?!
Inmate: GAH, GAAAUURDDS!!
Psy: *smashes inmates face in with fist* WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL YOU PIECE OF SCUM!!??!!?
Inmate: *wailing in pain* IT'S OVER 9000!!.. IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Psy: That's what I thought. *throws inmate into the wall*

FINISH HIM!

[Breine]

Oh, I'd totally become someone's bitch.

[Blue Harvest]

You'd be my bitch, Breine ;)

[Ouch!]

Fuck no.

[Randgris]

Thinking of going to jail freaks me out. I'd pray my cellmates doesn't like fresh meat. :eep:

[Breine]

You'd be my bitch, Breine ;)

:jokey:

[fire_of_avalon]

I dunno. Half the documentaries about prison are all "You get raped. Every day. Every night. Multiple times." But the other half are like "OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IN PRISON!? There's like ping pong and tv and fun stuff that YOU don't even get to use! It's like being at camp for a very long time!"

So yeah. Someone is lying to me. Though I suppose it's possible that you get raped when you're not doing arts and crafts.

Well all prisons are different. People only play ping pong and watch TV and stuff like that in minimum security prisons and white collar crime prisons. You're probably not gonna get raped there either, because most people don't stick around too long. Maxs and super maxs are the dangerous places where you get maybe 2 hours out of your cell a day and people kill you and stuff.

[1337]

:ezpimp:i would defentily survive in prison lol. as soon as i go in the first person i see i would pick a fight with. i would just bite his nose off and i dont care if i got more time but at least it would keep everyone off me lol.