What? RYE is evolving! Congratulations! Your RYE evolved into RYE+!

[Madame Adequate]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/lobsterhelo.jpg

Welcome!

My my my. I have the very worst of all possible news for Peegee, our Canazdian friend. It has happened. A great catastrophe! The foreshadowed cataclysm! The catastasis recedes into the past as the apotheosis of this calamity reaches its apogee (Or should that perhaps be apeegee?) - and Peegee's laments echoed all across the many worlds, to become legendary, to be eternally retold to travellers such as Jaffar.

The prettiest little princess in the whole world, our very own Jessica R. Underscore, has just become the age of 18 according to Imperial Official Time! This pretty centrally aligned princess;


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/DONEUPNICE.jpg

So now she shall receive a thread which is not uncommon, not epic, not even legendary - but a thread which shall be an artifact for the ages.

Some years ago, I met young Rye whilst I was out and about taking a morning constitutional. She seemed distressed, and I pressed, and she confessed. What did she confess? I'll leave that for you to speculate, for it is between she and I and God, but suffice it to say that I was taken with her lunatic demeanor, and we have been good friends since! Whenever she has had need, I have been all
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/fromtheinternetmaam.jpg
and she has been saved, HALLELUJAH!

And then a few months ago she was like "Mmmmmmmmmmm babicaeks" and I was like "HURR HURR HURR Y I WANT HOT SMRT DOUG FUNNI GF LIEK U?!1 NO GTFO AWAY FROM ME COOTIES" and then I was like "What the Hux are you thinking, Hux? Fr Srsly. Go4it." and I was like "Yeah I'm in love what now bitch let's hook up" and I wooed her (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2356975-post9.html) and we did and YAY cute romantic teenage love. I'm an honorary teenager on account of being completely immature and irresponsible.

Rye makes me happy, you know. She does, she brings me contentment and amusement and optimism. And today, after years of survival, she turns 18 years of age, and I will not be at risk of kiddie porn charges for any pix I get hereafter! :kaohappy2 I'd like to take a moment to note that I'm proud of her and all her talents and achievements, and that I am proud to call her my girlfriend. Rye is my girlfriend and I am so proud!

And did you know, that today, her very birthday itself, is also the day which she officially graduates from high school? What an exciting year of changes this will be for her! Off to college, meeting Huxley in September for the first time, and all sorts of other things besides!

Let us all now commence to leave messages for the little lady - for though she has aged she remains preposterously miniscule, perhaps the only being which can hide behind Levian - celebrating her birthday!


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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/HUXLEYFONZIESMOOTHhb.jpg


:kaoclove:~

[Momiji]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RYE-CHAN~


http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/68835896/7544047
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http://fc03.deviantart.com/fs19/i/2007/295/3/c/A_Snowy_Afternoon__GGxAD__by_Pfeekin.jpg

:kaoclove:

I'm sorry I couldn't find more on time, I thought I had another hour to look, and I had to work outside for 2 and a half hours ;-;


By the way, good thread, Hux. :D

[Cookie]

tl;dr

[Roto13]

HAPPY SOMETHING! BIRTHDAY! YEAH HAPPY THAT! IF CAPSLOCK MAKES THINGS TRUE THEN YOU WILL HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY! BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS!

[black orb]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/fromtheinternetmaam.jpg
>>> Stop making fun of my picture...

[Momiji]

Congratulations! Your RYE has evolved from loli to legal! :kaolove:

[Madame Adequate]

Congratulations! Your RYE has evolved from loli to legal! :kaolove:

Hahaha I laughed xD

[Jessweeee♪]

This is an epic birthday thread xD


Happy Birthday Rye!

For your bithday I give you the Sexy Beam pin:


http://images.wikia.com/twewy/images//4/4a/Pin_024c.png

Attack: 63

Touch empty space to fire a sexy bullet in that direction. Inflicts sexy damage on contact.

[Zeldy]

Happy Birthday, Jess~

That was so sweet, Huxley!

[Namelessfengir]

day is a vestigial mode of telling time, based on solar cycle, not applicable .... i didn't get you anything

[Nominus Experse]

Were light-up high heels purchased for the Rye+?

[Madame Adequate]

day is a vestigial mode of telling time, based on solar cycle, not applicable .... i didn't get you anything

+ 3 for Firefly.


Were light-up high heels purchased for the Rye+?

Well, yes and no. They were purchased for me to wear, for her enjoyment. :jess:

[Freya]

Happy Bday rye! You're and adult now! Go you!

[Laddy]

Welcome to adulthood, Rye!

XD Happy B-Day!

[Ramza Beoulve]

Welcome to the beginning of the rest or your life :bigsmile:

[Caraliz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYECHUUUU~ :kaoclove:

Good thread Hux, you've paid homage to a very special little lady. :greenie:

[Yar]

Wow, Rye. Our birthdays are extremely close. I'm still illegal till Monday. :p

The nice thing about being born on the 30th is that it's easy to remember that I NEED to get new tags for my car before my birthday.

[Dynast-Kid]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RYE. :bigsmile:

Obama is smiling down upon you. xD

[DK]

http://www.k-1fightclub.com/fighters_profile/fighter_profile_pic/b_r/bobsapp_b2.jpg
http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/Ronniecoleman.jpg
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http://politiek.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ronnie_coleman.jpg
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http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/olympia2005res_ronnie.jpg
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f302/ryessica89/recklesseyeballin.jpg
http://www.mmatko.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bobsapp-duck.jpg
http://creditplushealth.org/health%20picture/ronnie%20coleman%202.jpg
http://www.ufcfight.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/11/sapprunning.jpg
http://www.therugbyblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/margaret_thatcher.jpg

happy birthday

[Rye]

Now that I'm 18 in the US, I can officially reply and say THANK YOU SO MUCH. I appreciate it. :bigsmile:

DK: I love you forever babi <3

Hux: That was one of the best things I've ever read, I really appreciate it. <3 Love you.

[Fonzie]

Oh, Happy Birthday! :)

[Denmark]

happy 14th rikkuyuna89!!!

[SammieBabe]

Awww..Happy Birthday kitten! I wish you the best! :love:

[Leeza]

Happy birthday, Rye. You've come a long way from when I had to place you into the No Sig For Me group. :)

[Lawr]

I call this one:

Merry Mirthgay Rye!

The color for your name is called Wheat, so lemme just . . . lemme just get this one beat. ♫
From the Usah note cru' all the way to you! Till I freakin' die: Happy Birthday Rye! ♪
:beer:

Happy Birthday 18th
Rye









BTW, about that very last pic where you do the Fonz thing.


100% Win.

[Peegee]

Dude riye .. dude man. I can't believe your'e finally 18. It's liek... you know how liek when we first met you were 12 or 12 and like as old as my brother. Omg dude I .. wow my brothe'rs goin to turn `18 thsi year too. It's wicked how you kdis keep growing old.

I swear dude. I'll be at hyour wedidng gong "you can't marry ryechu she's like onliy 12 years old grsoss'

I can't believe you're legal age. Tha'ts liek so wrong on so many leivels this is why i can't hit on yougn girls any more. it's lal your fall. I thought you wer 12.

Dude.

Liek, I gav 4your the name ryechu . i'm like so proud you love then nickname so much you made it into your screen name. yeah hit's like just 'rye' now but you know, we both know it meansy ryechu.

Rye fdhrye.

OMG dude

dude

rejbmber this pic

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6081/img0110zg9.jpg

Hapy brhtirday jes. wicked good tomes

OMG a fel reaver just started stomping through area 52 ofasj^_

[scrumpleberry]

:save:HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYECHU~!:save:

Go out and have some fun!


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[Rye]

Happy birthday, Rye. You've come a long way from when I had to place you into the No Sig For Me group. :)

Oh gosh, don't remind me of that. xD Thank you. <3

And PG, you sound drunk. It looks like you're drowning your woes. :kaoclove:

Thanks, guys. <3

[~*~Celes~*~]

yay, adulthood!

[Lawr]

Happy birthday, Rye. You've come a long way from when I had to place you into the No Sig For Me group. :)

Oh gosh, don't remind me of that. xD Thank you. <3

And PG, you sound drunk. It looks like you're drowning your woes. :kaoclove:

Thanks, guys. <3

Drowning his woes in whiskey and Heroics.

[Flying Mullet]

http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/bdayfull.gif

[scrumpleberry]

Happy birthday, Rye. You've come a long way from when I had to place you into the No Sig For Me group. :)

Oh gosh, don't remind me of that. xD Thank you. <3

And PG, you sound drunk. It looks like you're drowning your woes. :kaoclove:

Thanks, guys. <3

Drowning his woes in whiskey and Heroics.


Oh dear, he's offline. I hope he hasn't done anything too dramatic :/

[41-Inches-Wide]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRINCESS RED! :kaoclove:
I hope your strawberry patch will be fruitful!

You're an adult now! Just like us.

[Faris]

Happy Birthday, Jess!

Numa numa numa♪

[Levian]

Happy birthday ri!

[Psychotic]

Now I will post in this thread. I refused to until it was properly your birthday. Happy birthday, Jesserschmitt.

God I have always hated you for liking FFX over FFVII. Cloud > Rikku. I'm sorry but it is true and you're just going to have to come to terms with that. Wah-so-much! ^.^

[Goldenboko]

Becareful, now implying want to have sex with 50% of the members is considered you wanting rape to the government:jess:

[Madame Adequate]

Becareful, now implying want to have sex with 50% of the members is considered you wanting rape to the government:jess:

50% is a conservative estimate.

[Jess]

Happy birthday, Jess! kao love for you :kaoclove:

I hope you have a fantastic 18th birthday, and graduation and stuff! :jess:

[Blue Harvest]

Happy birthday Ryechu <3

[Heath]

Now I will post in this thread. I refused to until it was properly your birthday. Happy birthday, Jesserschmitt.

God I have always hated you for liking FFX over FFVII. Cloud > Rikku. I'm sorry but it is true and you're just going to have to come to terms with that. Wah-so-much! ^.^

Oh! So that's what you meant when she asked those questions and you said you'd tell her when she was older!

Happy birthday, Rye. Hope you have a fantastic day.

[Jessweeee♪]

It's funny because Rye's been legal for awhile xD

The age of consent in most US states is actually sixteen, in New York it's seventeen, or even fifteen depending on how old your partner is.

[Rye]

Thanks so much, y'all! I just graduated High School!

I've been getting presents out of the wazoo. The money count so far (it's hardly done yet!) is 600 dollars and an expensive Coach bag! Unf unf unf unf!

[Laddy]

http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg165/boderik/happy-birhday.gif

[Momiji]

Thanks so much, y'all! I just graduated High School!

I've been getting presents out of the wazoo. The money count so far (it's hardly done yet!) is 600 dollars and an expensive Coach bag! Unf unf unf unf!

I got a ~$1000 laptop, a ~$130 dollar leather bag for it, and around $500 otherwise from people who hardly know me. Let's hear it for graduation! :3

[Chemical]

http://boozenews.ca/nucleus/media/1/20080330-UnderageDrinking2.jpg

Not legal enough~
But happy birthday anyways.

You can now vote and buy porn,
I suggest doing both at the same time,
Congratulations Rye.

[Rantz]

Haha!

Eee hee heeee.

Oaaaahahahaahaaaaheheheheeeee.

Keeeee ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA!

WAAHAahahaHAaAHahAHAHAhAhAHAhhahaHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaooooOOOOOOiiiiiiiIIeeEeEEEeEe Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!! :kaolaugh:

hb

heh

[scrumpleberry]

Enjoy (http://community.livejournal.com/grindeldore/)

[smittenkitten]

Happy Birthday Rye! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/BlowCandle.gif

[Rye]

Thank you guys! :kaoclove:

$1400 and a $400 Coach bag seems to be the grand total. <3

And now that my party comes to a close, I'm trying to think of 18 year old stuff to do. Since I can't vote until later this fall, and I already download porn (SORRY PG), I dunno what else I can do besides start up a debit card.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

18!?!?! Legal!?!?! Hehehehe...Happy B-day Rye...:plotting:

[XxSephirothxX]

Congratulations. Now your real life can begin.

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Congratulations. Now your real life can begin.

Life ends at 21. She better enjoy it while she still can...:rolleyes2

[Madame Adequate]

Congratulations. Now your real life can begin.

Life ends at 21. She better enjoy it while she still can...:rolleyes2

The hell. Everyone keeps acting like I'm already dead or something. :(

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Congratulations. Now your real life can begin.

Life ends at 21. She better enjoy it while she still can...:rolleyes2

The hell. Everyone keeps acting like I'm already dead or something. :(

I rest my case...:ezpimp:

[qwertysaur]

Happy Birthday :p

[Marshall Banana]

Rye, there's a birthday message for you on your phone! Listen to it as soon as you wake up! :onnanoko:

[Rye]

Rye, there's a birthday message for you on your phone! Listen to it as soon as you wake up! :onnanoko:

Oh my goshhhhhhh! That was the cutest ever, thank you so much! Huxley shouldn't have booked his flight to visit me in September, I only want Monda now!!! :kaoclove: :kaoclove:

[Madame Adequate]

:cry: