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repo man
11-27-2001, 08:40 AM
Here comes the Repo Man. I'm going to throw a wrench into this forum:


Ha ha...

11-27-2001, 08:50 AM
Just what we need! Say, could you have a look at my car, it's making funny sounds...

Ai na vedui, Repo. Mae govannen.

repo man
11-27-2001, 08:55 AM
*reposesses your car*

That ought to show you to pay your bills. Hmmph. I suppose I could use my wrench to fix it.

*looks under the hood*

You know, Mr. Naitsirk, you could really use a new alternator. You don't want to have your battery die on you, now do you? I can fix it for only $1475. What a deal!

11-27-2001, 08:58 AM
O...K... I think I'll... Just... Break down and cry.

11-27-2001, 09:08 AM
So you're the guy who took my wrench.

11-27-2001, 09:23 AM
Hey there, repo man. You can go ahead and repossess my car; it's a heap of junk. What'll you give for scrap, eh? It's a '94 Ford Piece of Sh-- I mean, Tempo.

repo man
11-27-2001, 09:28 AM
Now, now. It takes all kinds of cars to fill a junkyard. I will give you half of the money Naitsirk pays me for a new alternator. Hell, I should just buy your car for $500, take the alternator out, and sell it to Naitsirk for $1000 plus labor. Just think of all the new wrenches I could buy with that kinda profit. Wow. Blows my mind.

11-27-2001, 09:47 AM
I bet you're a veteran in disguise.

repo man
11-27-2001, 09:56 AM
Why do you say these things, Naitsirk? I just came here today. Just because I am cool doesn't mean I'm not new.

11-27-2001, 09:59 AM
Prove it. Make a few typos. Act immature. Joke around. THEN we will know you are veteran.

repo man
11-27-2001, 10:02 AM
I'm just good at typing, and I have been to a few message boards before. Is it a requirement here that all new members make incoherent posts? I'm not exactly sure what you are saying.

11-27-2001, 10:07 AM
Bah. That what I posted was a... What's the word... Variable... Constant... Configuration... Pic... Description of a veteran. It was a joke. A bad one at that. Ignore it.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-27-2001, 02:16 PM
Scary, man. *ducks wrenches*

11-27-2001, 02:34 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">*returns to Gau form*

Uwaoo! *uses Repo Man rage and throws wrenchs right back at repo man*


11-27-2001, 02:44 PM
newbie detected! if skye-chan replies, she'll probably toss you some rice ^^

11-27-2001, 03:25 PM
Hi. *tosses repo man rice*

Gee, how'd you guess that I'd do that? ^_~

11-27-2001, 03:27 PM
Bienvenidos a EoFF, repo man. :)

Ace Protorney
11-27-2001, 03:59 PM
Coolest newbie, ever. *hands repo man a Ciddie*

11-27-2001, 04:22 PM
Meh... *senses non-n00bness in this one*

Well just in case I'm wrong Welcomes to EoFF.

11-27-2001, 04:32 PM
It's very impressive to see a newbie that uses complete sentences! *claims*

*tosses repo man a donut*

11-27-2001, 05:45 PM
Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy 'Repo Man'.

I hope you have a nice time posting here.

*Steals Wrench and uses it for own selfish pursuits*

Dew Drop
11-27-2001, 06:09 PM
<font color="pink">EEEPSS! Quick it's the repo man! Oh I knew I shoulda paid my bills!
*Steals your spanner and runs into her house. locks her doors and then throws the spanner at you from her bedroom window*[/i]

Oh and welcome! ^^

repo man
11-27-2001, 07:09 PM
Thank you to all for this warm welcome. If anyone else makes fun of me for using complete sentences, I'm going to wrench them upside the head!

*looks around*

11-27-2001, 07:19 PM
Oh dear... doesn't Repo Man know how to use complete sentences? It seems like his last one was fine... for a hunchback!

*flees, but is hit in the back of the head by a flying wrench*

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-27-2001, 08:02 PM
Repo Man needs a haircut. And ditch the goggles; you look like some kind of <i>Final Fight</i> reject.

repo man
11-27-2001, 08:11 PM
Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryűkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*

11-27-2001, 08:12 PM
Welcome. :) There's few heads here in EoFF which have few screws loose or just needs some random fixing.

11-27-2001, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by repo man
Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryűkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">You tell him repo man! *high fives*

11-27-2001, 08:14 PM
[insert warm welcome here]

repo man
11-27-2001, 08:15 PM
Ok, Mr. Mikztsu, let me tighten your neck-bolts.

*cuts off his head with a wrench sharpened at both ends*

Oops, looks like I decapitated him...

*runs away like a good Repo Man*

11-27-2001, 08:25 PM
Ah, welcome...i think...

I like that ff6 monster as much as the next guy, but at least I don't have him as my avatar and screenname. Besides, with my off-the-charts Evade and my nifty Zephyr Cape, your wrenches won't even hit me!

11-27-2001, 09:39 PM
<font color=#FFCCFF>eee!

*thwacks repo man with his own wrench* :rolleyes2

Welcome to EoFF!

11-27-2001, 09:48 PM

Shattered Chest
11-27-2001, 10:03 PM
I thought of dancing to honour the Newbie. Instead, I'll say: That behaviour is going to take its revenge on YOU.

repo man
11-28-2001, 03:04 AM
*throws wrenches at Yuffie*

This ought to make you dance!!!

11-28-2001, 04:02 AM
<font color="00cccc" size=1> *flays the repo man*


11-28-2001, 04:58 AM
Yo, welcome to Eoff!

*tosses repo man a screwdriver*

repo man
11-28-2001, 05:46 AM
Thanks, apocalypse. Now I can really put the screws on all of you!!

Big Ogre Umaro
11-28-2001, 07:30 AM
Hehe, I remember when I used to post in character...do me a favor and stick around, repo man-type guy. >=D

11-28-2001, 07:36 AM
* throws Repo Man a bunch of screws *

Stick around. You bring life to the boards. :)

repo man
11-28-2001, 07:36 AM
Sure thing, Mr. Ogre. Us Narshe locals have to stick together.

11-28-2001, 07:55 AM
Posted by a rather confident repo man

Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryűkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*


Oh, dear God no.

repo man
11-29-2001, 07:00 AM
That Mr. Kawaii sure is a devious one. He edited my post in the goatsecs thread! Thanks for quoting me, Rainecloud!! :)

11-29-2001, 05:01 PM
Um....riiight....*backs away slowly*