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Suvious
07-01-2008, 08:17 PM
Ok, everyone says 'whoa! ffx would be sooo cool to live in!' but would it really be? Let's look at some points:

No-one EVER says your name. (Tidus)
Whenever your attacked, your vision shatters and monsters appear out of nowhere!
Theres a list that appears, an arrow which moves up and down and controls what you do!
When you walk into another room everything goes temporarily black

Anyone wanna add?

Jessweeee♪
07-01-2008, 08:19 PM
You have to walk EVERYWHERE D:


In the heat and snow!


In the same clothes!


I mean, poor Rikku!

Namelessfengir
07-01-2008, 08:45 PM
you have to deal with SIN

you have to learn to hold your breath under exertion for five minutes. and only move in two dimensions while in a three dimensional sphere (wtf's with that??)

you become the focus of really bad fan fiction

champagne supernova
07-01-2008, 11:13 PM
You'd have to speak like Tidus.

You'd have to listen to Yuna's whistling *cringe*

& Yuna & Tidus laughing *double cringe*

Suvious
07-02-2008, 06:09 AM
Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus 'http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gifhttp://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THAT!' Wakka 'AGAINST YEVON!!!!!!' Lulu 'Ehm... if it's what you want just make sure it's the right choice...' etc. etc. would be so funny

blackmage_nuke
07-02-2008, 06:58 AM
You have to wait your turn when you fight.

Marky Tee
07-02-2008, 10:52 AM
there no porn or nowhere to take a dump

Chewy
07-02-2008, 04:58 PM
You have to deal with the mystery of why Seymour's hair is wacky

Tallulah
07-02-2008, 05:07 PM
Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh :skull::skull::skull::skull:, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus ':skull::skull::skull::skull: THEY WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THAT!' Wakka 'AGAINST YEVON!!!!!!' Lulu 'Ehm... if it's what you want just make sure it's the right choice...' etc. etc. would be so funny

I can imagine that... :D

So, my day was getting worse. I had just found out that Yuna was gonna die, I doubted my very existence, and on top of that, I had to deal with my huge man-crush on Auron...

Cloud88
07-02-2008, 05:13 PM
1. People just walk into your house and take your hard-earned cash and items, without so much as an explanation.

2. You put your keys in your pocket, then can't find them because your Potions and Phoenix Down and every other item you have is IN THE SAME POCKET!

3. You realise, after 2 hours of searching your pockets, that there is no such thing as a Key in Spira.

Dragonface
07-03-2008, 02:46 PM
You will have to pray, or join the albeld and learn what they're saying (which will take a long time).

Suvious
07-03-2008, 03:40 PM
There's.... no computers..... with games on.... :(

Brennan
07-03-2008, 05:12 PM
Tidus: I don't mean to sound selfish... but this is my story! It'll go the way I want or I'll end it!

Suvious
07-03-2008, 07:32 PM
Brennan.... wtf? Make sense in your posts :P

You get girls with swirly eyes turning into machinery!

Marky Tee
07-03-2008, 08:49 PM
i got what ya said brennan

sir helix
07-03-2008, 09:14 PM
if all you have is one aeon and ur attacked you ass better pray to yeven that another summoner isnt using it

Chewy
07-04-2008, 05:37 PM
Your only source of entertainment is Blitzball -_-

sir helix
07-04-2008, 06:46 PM
you have to follow the laws of your universe...meaning you have boundrises if theres a lil rock in front of you, you cant just walk over it

Brennan
07-04-2008, 07:46 PM
Brennan.... wtf? Make sense in your posts :P


What if he ends it or something? :shifty:
and you'd have to listen to him whine

Chewy
07-04-2008, 08:30 PM
You cant jump unless your Yuna

Suvious
07-04-2008, 09:45 PM
You can seem to run sideways whilst your legs are clearly only moving foward

Dr. Acula
07-05-2008, 02:36 AM
Your chocobo mysteriously disappears when you go into the next screen.

Blackjack
07-06-2008, 08:07 AM
Anything can kill you, even a walking pile of jell-o (flan) can own you.

Ko Ko
07-07-2008, 03:59 AM
you become the focus of really bad fan fiction


Perfect answer.

You have to dance so the dead can go to "heaven"

Your haircut and style are referred to you at birth and it NEVER CHANGES. EVER.

People can use tanks and cars but not phones. Phones aren't logical!

Suvious
07-08-2008, 05:43 PM
@ Up it would be very bad if you were BORN with a bad hair day huh? :P

Ko Ko
07-08-2008, 11:30 PM
@ Up it would be very bad if you were BORN with a bad hair day huh? :P

Like Lulu and Wakka's baby??

auronlu
07-16-2008, 09:11 AM
You have to go through nine months of pregnancy wearing a heavy black leather corset and FUR.

Crizpy
07-29-2008, 01:50 AM
Well at least you wont drown.

Shronz_Thegreat
07-29-2008, 02:52 AM
You put all your thoughts in a nice little globe that after a few years someone steals and then reads them on their airship.

Everytime you take a few steps you end up getting in a fight. (Now really, I would be so tired after one :S)

When you go to cast your aeon you go "CRAP! SOMEONE ELSE IS USING IT"

Oh..and you would have to dodge lightning! :O!

Suvious
07-29-2008, 09:33 AM
While moving around none of your vision will be first person god fucking hell us!

You can never truly die unless there's a cutscene!

Lone Wolf Leonhart
08-12-2008, 10:19 AM
You have to go to all different corners of the world to find primers with only one letter and it's translation in them.

ReloadPsi
08-13-2008, 03:31 PM
Racism is part of your religion. (Al Bhed/Yevon relationship)

When you throw a ball underwater, it goes almost exactly where you want. This includes whether or not it floats upward or travels in a straight line. Conversely, if you fail to catch it, it will sink instead of float.

You swim in your clothes, and practice holding your breath underwater in your Sunday best. Granted in many regions of our Earth swimming without clothes is actually considered very indecent, but that's a bit different to swimming in your priest robes, ceremonial garbs, Sunday best and so on.

In the same vain, your team uniform while playing also doubles as your street clothes.

If you're on a journey to save the world, no White Magic restores MP. However, if you're standing around waiting for people to pass by on a journey to save the world, your White Magic restores MP.

Placing your thoughts in a Sphere allows any girl to turn into something relating to what was in it; for instance Lenne's thoughts turning Yuna into a popstar and a Sphere containing what Paine declares to be "Junk" allowing you to become a Black Mage.

cally777
08-21-2008, 01:06 PM
If you're Al Bhed, you have to wear sunglasses even when its dark. Ouch, I just walked into a wall again.

Hang on that happens here too. Seriously why/how do they do it?

:choc::choc::choc:

Saber
08-26-2008, 06:00 AM
You'll have some Jack @$$ playing you as a video game. Sometimes turning the power off or soft reseting to where you have to do everything over again and again and again and again.