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Spatvark
11-27-2001, 08:10 PM
I was just wondering, how come everyone keeps getting shot by snipers? I mean where did s/he come from? Who is s/he? Why is s/he doing this? What is the meaning of life? Why are we on this earth?

Anyway, who do YOU (does 'The Point') think the accursed EoFF sniper is, and why? I think it's... *gets shot by a sniper*

repo man
11-27-2001, 08:18 PM
I don't know. Unne because he is a doctor.

*is the EoFF wrencher*

Britt
11-27-2001, 08:19 PM
It's me. Duh. xP *dances on your corpse*

Nait
11-27-2001, 08:22 PM
Sean = God.

God = Up There.

Up There = THE Place When Aiming.

THE Place When Aiming = Sniper's Home.

Sniper's Home = Where The Sniper Is.

Where The Sniper Is = Up There.(God = Sean = Up There)

Sean = Sniper.

Or it could be Raist. Because Raist is dead, and, supposedly, Up There.

Big Ogre Umaro
11-27-2001, 08:23 PM
It's obviously Other. I mean...when was the last time you've seen him post?

Endless
11-27-2001, 08:32 PM
Who said there was only one sniper?

Britt
11-27-2001, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Big Ogre Umaro
It's obviously Other. I mean...when was the last time you've seen him post?

You have a point. Other obviously has something to hide.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-27-2001, 09:03 PM
Tch, you guys are so short-sighted. I've studied the behavior of the suspects enough to deduce that the notorious sniper is, in fact--*gets shot by a sniper*

Endless
11-27-2001, 09:09 PM
Tsk tsk. Watch your tentacles, Kishi.

Shlup
11-27-2001, 09:10 PM
Plain and simple: The sniper is BOU. Look at the facts (whatever those may be). Its <i>so</i> obvious.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-27-2001, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Master Vivi
Tsk tsk. Watch your tentacles, Kishi. Why? <i>I'm</i> not the one about to be strangled.

Endless
11-27-2001, 09:15 PM
Hey, what's that nifty red dot in the middle of your forehead?

*also notes that ShlupQuack didn't get shot*

m4tt
11-27-2001, 09:18 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">It's probably other.. yeah.. *hides his gun*.

Doofhull
11-27-2001, 09:18 PM
I also say it's Sean. I bet he's working "Quality Control" from behind the scenes. ;)

Spatvark
11-27-2001, 09:20 PM
I reckon it's all the admins and mods working together in some weird conspiracy...

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 09:21 PM
*shoots Spatvark in the head*

You shall never guess my identity...

eestlinc
11-27-2001, 09:22 PM
Heh, you mean Stuffed Regis is the sniper???

m4tt
11-27-2001, 09:26 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Oh my... he makes an apperance!

Endless
11-27-2001, 09:29 PM
*uses mod powers to compare IPs*

I know who is EoFF sniper!! *casts stop and dodges a bullet*

eestlinc
11-27-2001, 09:30 PM
Bah, anyone who has played Sick Irony knows that only Dr. Unne is sick enough to commit these blatant acts...

repo man
11-27-2001, 09:33 PM
You people apparently have way too much time on your hands.

m4tt
11-27-2001, 09:40 PM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Is it that obvious? :p

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 09:40 PM
Uh oh... I forgot about the damn IP addresses...

*empties entire clip at Master Vivi*

I can't let you live now... you know too much...

Spatvark
11-27-2001, 09:44 PM
Oh. My. God. He's here... EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Daryl
11-27-2001, 09:45 PM
Oh, my... *shakes her head, and hides behind some cadavers*

Wyllius
11-27-2001, 09:46 PM
Pff, I know who it is.

*Flaunts powers*

Dr Unne
11-27-2001, 09:48 PM
No, it's not me.

*waits to be shot*

Spatvark
11-27-2001, 09:52 PM
*sticks target on Unne's back*

Zypher
11-27-2001, 09:53 PM
Well, it's obviously Raist. I mean, look at all the evidence. It's overwhelming! First-
*gets shot by sniper*
:p

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 09:53 PM
*reloads rifle and then shoots Wyll for being so smug*

Damn it, I just can't kill Unne... the poor little shoeshine boy's copped enough already...

I wonder how long the mods and admins will let this go on?

*hides behind the grassy knoll*

Spatvark
11-27-2001, 10:13 PM
[singing in a girly voice]
I know who it i-is
I know who it i-is
I know, I know
I know who it i-is
[/singing in a girly voice]

It's... *glances around furtively*... It is *gets shot by a sniper*

Moose Knight
11-27-2001, 10:15 PM
I think Kishi is kinda the Sniper type because...*Gets shot by Kishi, then gets shot by a sniper*

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 10:21 PM
My identity shall stay secret for ever... EVER I say! Bwahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahaha!!!!!

*shoots self in foot*

Ow, bugger!

EDIT: Do YOU know who I am? PM me if you think you do... you might get a prize...

Doomgaze
11-27-2001, 10:24 PM
I say Sean... since a Sniper would be in hiding, and Sean most certainly hasn't made his prescence known.

Wyllius
11-27-2001, 11:02 PM
I'd be in pain, but you missed, as you shall continue to do everytime you shoot me :P
It's not smugness, it's more acceptance of Knowledge :P

Continue on.

Rinoabella
11-27-2001, 11:02 PM
<font color=#FFCCFF>I voted for Bleys...cos I felt like it hehe! :rolleyes2

It's probably some newbie type person right?

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 11:06 PM
*scratches Wyllius off the list*

Damn, Wyll's matrix-style skill has me dumbfounded... Anyway, what makes you think I'm a newbie Rinoabella?

*shoots Rinoabella in the head*

... newbie indeed... hunh...

Shattered Chest
11-27-2001, 11:09 PM
I actually voted for Tiffiekins. She's so... odd. But in a good way <i>of course</i>, duh.

Ace Protorney
11-27-2001, 11:11 PM
You can't kill me, for I am: Agent Proto. Dun Dun Duunnn! *aims for EoFF Sniper*

Rinoabella
11-27-2001, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by EoFF Sniper
Anyway, what makes you think I'm a newbie Rinoabella?

*shoots Rinoabella in the head*

... newbie indeed... hunh...

I dunno...give us some clues as to who you are! :)

Proto: You're asking for it! hehe :tongue:

eestlinc
11-27-2001, 11:19 PM
Hmm, you may be a sniper, but I'm a pirate.

*wins*

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 11:30 PM
*shoots Agent Proto AND eestlinc with one bullet*

Two-in-one! Double bonus score! That'll teach you lot to think you can take me...

Rinoabella, just study what I say, and check around for posts in other threads... the truth is out there...

Scottie
11-27-2001, 11:35 PM
I know who it is.

I personally don't like the idea of multiple accounts by one person. (With exceptions, like Daniel for the awards) So after someone guesses correctly, let's please delete the name. :)

Loony BoB
11-27-2001, 11:37 PM
All I know is I sure as hell won't be accepting any votes from some guy who shoots Award Guy. Tch.

*makes fun of Sniper*

eestlinc
11-27-2001, 11:44 PM
*dies in Proto's arms*

how poignant.

EoFF Sniper
11-27-2001, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Loony Bob
All I know is I sure as hell won't be accepting any votes from some guy who shoots Award Guy. Tch.

*makes fun of sniper*

Yeah? Well vote on this!
*shoots Loony Bob*

Yeah Scottie, I'm fine with that... I wasn't intending to keep this user anyway...


Originally posted by eestlinc
*dies in Proto's arms*

how poignant.

Poignant? POIGNANT? Eat this!

*riddles eestlinc's dying body*

Son of a submariner...

Mikztsu
11-27-2001, 11:52 PM
It has to be BO- *gets shot by a sniper*

Loony BoB
11-27-2001, 11:53 PM
Tch. You already shot me (in Award Guy state of mind). Can't kill a dead man >=D

*continues to make fun of Sniper?*

EoFF Sniper
11-28-2001, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Mikztsu
It has to be BO- *gets shot by a sniper*

Hey, I didn't even know about that one...

Loony Bob, as far as I'm concerned, Award Guy is a separate entity from you in the realm of EoFF... so the both of you count as individual kills... :radred:

musashius
11-28-2001, 12:05 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">I bet it's 'Kishi. Him and BOU probably got together to fool us all.

And you know how particularly morbid and tentacley 'Kishi is.

Loony BoB
11-28-2001, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by EoFF Sniper

Loony Bob, as far as I'm concerned, Award Guy is a separate entity from you in the realm of EoFF... so the both of you count as individual kills... :radred:

Stop quoting me as Bob. I'm not Bob, dammit! *dies*

*makes fun of you anyhow*

Oh, and I wonder why it is that people were making this thread before he posted even once.

Looky, it's a list of all his posts. How dandy. (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=7923)

Pancaek
11-28-2001, 12:10 AM
BoB, I think it's because people kept getting shot by snipers <i>before</i> this other guy showed up.

musashius
11-28-2001, 12:11 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">Meh. *equips a deflector shield*

Britt
11-28-2001, 12:12 AM
It's so painfully obvious, I think I'm going to cry. xP

eestlinc
11-28-2001, 12:14 AM
Whoever it is, they are British. It's probably Rainecloud, or maybe Spatvark having a bit too much fun.

Loony BoB
11-28-2001, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Skye-chan
BoB, I think it's because people kept getting shot by snipers <i>before</i> this other guy showed up.

Ah, but they were talking about the EoFF Sniper in this thread, and EoFF Snipers first post was in this thread. That don't make sense, unless he's been either deleting his/her posts, or is in chat.

eestlinc
11-28-2001, 12:24 AM
Yea, this guy saw the discussion of the actual EoFF Sninper and decided to register the name and play copycat.

Pancaek
11-28-2001, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Spatvark
how come everyone keeps getting shot by snipers?

BoB, he said "snipers". I think he's referring to all the random sniper shootings. Then someone went and made an account called "EoFF Sniper".

But of course, I could be totally wrong. If so, then feel free to ignore me.

EDIT: Ack. How could I not see that eest posted before me? o_<

Moose Knight
11-28-2001, 01:09 AM
Head for the hills! Its the Sniper!! *Gets shot.....again*

Shattered Chest
11-28-2001, 01:11 AM
It's me! Oh, it isn't? Sorry.

I know it's Naitsirk.

Halan
11-28-2001, 01:23 AM
I don't know who this crazy mofo is....grr! How many people will be shot before it is over with?

musashius
11-28-2001, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Britt
It's so painfully obvious, I think I'm going to cry. xP

<font color="#DBDBDB">Like, dude!

Well, after much debate, Dr. Brittson I have settled this dilemma.

The sniper is... -*BANG*
*dodges sniper bullet*
Whew.

Anyway, as I was saying. The sniper is... -*machine gun fire*
*dodges*

O...kay. Well, what I was going to say was... - *falls off a cliff and dies*

Seriously, though. I know who it is.

Mahal Kita
11-28-2001, 02:16 AM
I'm not sure.... So, I can't vote, right? Eh, hehehehee?*acts innocent*

EoFF Sniper
11-28-2001, 12:18 PM
Britt, you don't count coz' you're an admin... Loony Bob, you didn't PM me, so, even though you got it right, you don't win... so the prize goes to... Skye-Chan! for correctly guessing that Spatvark was the sniper...

A round of applause everyone! Now for your prize... a bullet in the head!

*shoots Skye-Chan*

And now for my final victim...

*slaps self with dead cod*
*shoots self in head*

Ashi
11-28-2001, 12:27 PM
<font color=6699CC size=2>Why do I always miss the fun stuff?

Y'know ... it could be me ... I was hiding for a while, ne? >=P

*hides bullets in her pockets*

Halan
11-28-2001, 04:21 PM
Well that wasn't very fun, it was Spatvark all along? Blah

Mikztsu
11-28-2001, 04:27 PM
Heh, that was funniness in overall, Spartvark.:)

What? Tatum is a sniper too? Or just a wannab--*gets shot by another sniper*

Ashi
11-28-2001, 05:52 PM
<font color=6699CC size=2>Well, I didn't know what was going on and sorta dragged myself in. 0_O

*Is just a normal sniper, not EoFF's* xD

eestlinc
11-28-2001, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by eestlinc
It's probably Rainecloud, or maybe Spatvark having a bit too much fun.

Hey, I sorta called it.

*semi-wins*

escobert
11-30-2001, 05:37 PM
*runs around in a pink bunny hat and whity tightys*

:strut: