Sideways Shenanigans

[I Took the Red Pill]

What deep-seeded secrets does your username hold? Find out here (http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/). I'll share with you some of the startling secrets that I've personally uncovered about some of our prominent members here.

Let's start off with DK. His name is so boring and devoid of meaning that the generator can't do anything with it. Take a step back in the time machine, however, and use his old name. What happens? Only the generator can tell.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/kyono1.jpg

becomes

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/kyono2.jpg



This next one came as no surprise.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/psy1.jpg

becomes

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/psy2.jpg



http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/levian1.jpg

becomes

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/levian2.jpg
(I'm intensely disappointed that this didn't come out as MIDGET or SHORT or something of that sort, but LOTION is suggestive too, right?)



http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/Rye1.jpg

becomes

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/rye2.jpg
Hmm.



It seems when I punched in FONZ, it not only gave me what his name might read sideways, but, to my surprise, also revealed the quality of his posts!

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/fonz1.jpg

becomes

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g9/elementality1210/fonz2.jpg


Have at it! (http://en.genzu.net/sokumen/)

A few forewarnings:
It can be quite slow
Not all names produce something, and some of the ones that are created, suck
Lowercase and Uppercase will make a difference sometimes.

[Psychotic]

It came as a surprise to me. :(

[Rye]

Rye being Gay is no surprise, Keithy. :kaoclove:

Huxley turns into Felony! :laugh:

EDIT: *dies*

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/feces.jpg

[Blue Harvest]

Harvey turns into Dreary. I once again renounce this horrible nickname.

[Freya]

OMG Lekana turned into Analer xD WTF?!

[Blue Harvest]

Oh Kaycee, whaddaya say you and I go get a room? ;)

[Arc_Master_14]

Arc alone turned into sex... everything else added is an error

[Freya]

Oh Kaycee, whaddaya say you and I go get a room? ;) GAY

[Shoeberto]

Hsu becomes Sex.

edit: Oh my. Allie becomes Dildo.

edit2: Stu becomes Fat :(

[rubah]

rubah -> harsh

[Tallulah]

Oh dear...

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j127/lou_300/sideways.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

Jojee = Jojee


LAME.


Neocracker = Overweight

Leen Leen = Deep Kiss

Momiji = Momiji

ALSO LAME.

Mogi = Mogi


...Did I break something ;_;


Shauna = Condom

[Denmark]

Denmark becomes Neurose. o_O

Rob becomes odd. :\

Robert becomes defect. :(

I don't like this game.

[Sergeant Hartman]

MANNERS

[Blue Harvest]

Simon becomes crime. Interesting...

[Akaria]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n141/MoonshineAkaria/brianna.jpg
I feel win.

[Denmark]

Akaria, this just might beat yours.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/eyesonerection.jpg

[Rye]

Leeza Feces still wins.

[Blue Harvest]

Akaria wins the thread.

[Cookie]

The 'TESTICLES' is a 'TESTICLES' even if it sees from side.

[Caraliz]

eyesonff = erection lawl.

caraliz becomes apology. weird.

my last name becomes collapse.

this is so awesome.

[Blue Harvest]

My last name becomes Burglar xD


Burglar's the name. Crime Burglar xDDD

[Caraliz]

The 'TESTICLES' is a 'TESTICLES' even if it sees from side.
"COOKIE LOVES TESTICLES" is "COOKIE LOVES TESTICLES" too

[Vermachtnis]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k273/AKA_Gluttony/unfinished.jpg

Looks like I'm unfinished. I'd get some work done if I didn't have the attention span of a goldfish on speed.

[Lawr]

Sagensyg becomes Disgrace. Lawrence becomes Nuisance.

Edit
Lol. I typed in Rock and I got Anus.

[Denmark]

RYE RYE RYE OMG

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/dumbledore.png

Becomes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/homosexual.png

[Rye]

RYE RYE RYE OMG

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/dumbledore.png

Becomes

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/homosexual.png

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w200/ryechuuu/bigsmilelol.png

[Jess]

"Jess" comes out as "Neet"

and my surname comes out as "Defeated". Nothing great. :(

[SammieBabe]

SammieBabe becomes Omnivorous.. -_-

[leader of mortals]

LoM is odd
My first name is despair
My middle name is Comical
My last name is Fascinate

I am odd, in despair, sometimes comical, and I am fascinated by things... I guess.

Edit: Lol metal comes out as balls

[Tavrobel]

Tavrobel --> Foreplay

Wunderbar!

[Momiji]

It all depends on how I capitalize my name.

My first name in all caps makes 'LOTION'.
My first name properly capitalized makes 'coffin'.
My middle name in all caps makes 'CRIME'
My middle name properly capitalized makes 'Labia'. :eep:
My last name in all caps makes 'DREARY'
My last name properly capitalized makes 'Murder'.

Arrange it a bit and my name is 'coffin CRIME Murder'.
...arrange it a bit and my name is also 'LOTION Labia DREARY'.

How embarrassing.

[Jiro]

Jiro becomes Risk
JIRO becomes DIRT
First name (Dakoda) becomes Sudden
DAKODA becomes ABSURD
Last name (Barker) becomes Burden
BARKER becomes DREARY

None of them are very positive. I think I'll go cry now :D

[Vermachtnis]

Brandon = Onanism
DeWayne = Inertia
Smith = A bad word!

[Misfit]

Misfit becomes Misfit.

HAHAHA I BROKE IT!

edit: wtf "shalyn" becomes shalyn, too. THIS SUCKS I HATE IT :(

[Ramza Beoulve]

sefir = exile
Sefir = faint
SEFIR = THIEF

SefirZero = leftovers

ramza = samen
Ramza = shame
RAMZA = CHARM

Beoulve = SERIOUS

Hector = Uterus
hector = Somber
HECTOR = TERROR

Sebastian = Seduction :jokey:

Rodriguez = Sphincter :(

Ramirez = Bloomer

[Eiko Guy]

Jade Jade
Lame
Christian Seduction
Not lame
Medearis Disorder

So my name is Jade seduction disorder.

Fyke = plot.
Delicious

[Jessweeee♪]

It all depends on how I capitalize my name.

My first name in all caps makes 'LOTION'.
My first name properly capitalized makes 'coffin'.
My middle name in all caps makes 'CRIME'
My middle name properly capitalized makes 'Labia'. :eep:
My last name in all caps makes 'DREARY'
My last name properly capitalized makes 'Murder'.

Arrange it a bit and my name is 'coffin CRIME Murder'.
...arrange it a bit and my name is also 'LOTION Labia DREARY'.

How embarrassing.


Jiro becomes Risk
JIRO becomes DIRT
First name (Dakoda) becomes Sudden
DAKODA becomes ABSURD
Last name (Barker) becomes Burden
BARKER becomes DREARY

None of them are very positive. I think I'll go cry now :D

We are sidways-related!


I am Accused Irregular Dreary!


...aka Heartless.

[Randgris]

Randgris = Dishonor

There goes my low self-esteem.

[Lawr]

I tried my last name and Masarira > Orgasmous


You know it!

[Fonzie]

Apparently Lumbard = Apology... :mog:

[duckie]

Akaria, this just might beat yours.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/eyesonerection.jpg
OMG that totally wins

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y188/Jiopio/untitled.png

[Dynast-Kid]

My real name came out as "Irony Bribe Felony". ;__;

[Peegee]

Ouch becomes nude xD

(we can't put exclamation point Zach)

[Dynast-Kid]

Oh mah Gawd! xD


The 'Azn' that saw from side might be a 'Sex'.

[Goldenboko]

Dan turns into Sex!

[Jessweeee♪]

...and Goldenboko turns into accidental!

You is be having bebez.

[Goldenboko]

Yeah well, Holy Hell turns into Big Penis!

[Dynast-Kid]

...and Goldenboko turns into accidental!

You is be having bebez.

And we all know who's having them with...:bigsmile:

[Shlup]

Al is always Al. ShlupQuack becomes CHURCHYARD.

[Big D]

"The 'Big D' is a 'Big D' even if it sees from side."

Well, that was underwhelming.

But how's about some Pureghetto?

Apparently, you get "Urethritis". Infection of the urethra. Oh my.

:Edit: "Sephiroth" becomes "virginity". A sly stab at fanboys?

[Akaria]

xD I will agree that "EyesonFF = erection" beats "Akaria = erotic". Seal of approval.

[Rase]

Rase = Fear apparently. For myself or others, I dunno.

[DK]

I put my XBL gamertag into this and it changed to "Very Good" :cool:

[Blackjack]

Blackjack = Blackmail
And just for fun.
Iron Man = No pants
Hulk = Dull
Aeris = Crime
Final = Faint
Fantasy = Ecstasy
Aerith = toilet:eek: