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Melted Snowman
11-28-2001, 04:38 AM
... there is none. <img src="http://spiriel.nu/cheesecake/images/smiles/icon_mad.gif">

We need scandal, and lots of it.

Start up the rumor machine, lads and laddies!

Psst. I have it from a reliable source* that BOU enjoys wearing women's shoes, and secretly has a rather large stash of red high-heels, each of which he refuses to call "red", but instead "fuschia, ruby, maroon, etc"!

<small>*-Not reliable</small>

Get to it.

eestlinc
11-28-2001, 04:42 AM
Daryl REALLY likes it if you nibble on the skin at the end of her elbow.

Britt
11-28-2001, 04:45 AM
I heard that Wyllius was sleeping with Proto.

Amazing Telephone
11-28-2001, 04:50 AM
lol!

erm...

Rainecloud watches Full House.

krissy
11-28-2001, 04:57 AM
Bleys is a 10 year old braniac who is from teh future. Yes.



Kishi doesn't like anime pr0n.

Mahal Kita
11-28-2001, 05:01 AM
Um... I heard Kalen and BOU were in a room alone one night....

m4tt
11-28-2001, 05:01 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Alixsar is not much more than a dancing cow!

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 05:02 AM
Britt wears skirts....wait, no, that's common knowledge.

BOU looks like a fat version of Fred Savage...nope, that's also widely-known(pun not really intended).

Reno strips for money and purple buttons.

Doug never <i>really</i> melts.

Dr. Unne is a staff-stealer and a cheapskate.

BOU can't wait worth crap.

Bleys is an <i>12</i>-year-old braniac from another planet that worships spoons.

Daryl
11-28-2001, 05:03 AM
eestlinc is a 57 year old Scandanavian woman with a husband and four children. *shrugs*


...I tried... *runs away*

Big Ogre Umaro
11-28-2001, 05:12 AM
Britt has cooties. *nods*

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 05:14 AM
*nods as well*

He gave Reno cooties too. Which is why he's so damn <i>odd</i>. *nods again*

Dr. Unne is secretly seeing BOU in a big red barn every night.

eestlinc
11-28-2001, 05:16 AM
BOU originally stood for "Batty Over Unne"

AkitaWolf
11-28-2001, 05:18 AM
Daryl is soup.

::shrugs:: :rolleyes2

Britt
11-28-2001, 05:26 AM
According to Paul, Raist was busted for a child prostitution ring.

Halan
11-28-2001, 05:49 AM
I heard that Britt fell in love with a young Wyllius a few years back, but Wyll rejected him after a certain "llama loving" incident

Doofhull
11-28-2001, 06:28 AM
Originally posted by Raistlin
Dr. Unne is secretly seeing BOU in a big red barn every night.

<B>Papparazzi footage!!</B>
<IMG SRC="http://bare-it.virtualave.net/sock/werearockin.gif">
How scandalous!!

In other news...

Mikztsu admits, "I never really liked bananas."

mageofdarkness
11-28-2001, 07:44 AM
???????????????????????????????????????????????????
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKIN ABOUT

<B>EDIT BY RYDIA:

1) Please don't stretch the table cells.
2) If you just read the thread, you should get a good idea. Don't post spam like this again, please.</B>

Rainecloud
11-28-2001, 07:45 AM
http://bare-it.virtualave.net/sock/werearockin.gif

I've heard from a reliable source that the entire EoFF Staff meets there every Friday night. That would explain why this place is usually modless at around about 7:30pm on Friday...

Red Barn dancing sure is popular round here.


Posted by mageofdarkness

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ALL TALKIN ABOUT

Stick around a while - you might find out.

Wyllius
11-28-2001, 07:53 AM
I have it on good authority from President Kennedy that Britt is actually a member of a Boy Band.

Super Christ
11-28-2001, 09:24 AM
Word on the street is that Kishi IS a Japanese Schoolgirl. And still has a thing for Japanese Schoolgirls...

Kalen
11-28-2001, 10:01 AM
RED BARN! RYDIA, HAHAHA!! LOL!

...

I heard Kalen's gunna dress BOU in drag as soon as she gets a chance. >=D

Nait
11-28-2001, 10:13 AM
Asorie is a female.

Linus
11-28-2001, 10:53 AM
Squeegee is actually NeX's illegitamite child, and Britt likes to put thousands of ribbons on cats. What a weirdo.

Ashi
11-28-2001, 11:34 AM
<font color=6699CC>*Points* <i>He</i> made moves on my ex-boyfriend!

*Goes to find the truth about the red barn danccing*

Endless
11-28-2001, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Kalenisis
I heard Kalen's gunna dress BOU in drag as soon as she gets a chance. >=D

That's not a rumor. I have pics. Or I'll have. Whatever.

Rydia has a baby, there was even a pic of her monthes ago where she was pregnant.

Dew Drop
11-28-2001, 12:54 PM
<font color="pink">I heard that Unne stepped down after Bleys caught him dressed in drag!
^^

Mikztsu
11-28-2001, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Rydia of Mist


In other news...

Mikztsu admits, "I never really liked bananas."

I'm busted after all these months.:( :cry: :( :cry: I just ate them to look cool.. "ate" actually, because I just stuffed it all in my mouth and never swallowed.

Well, Cram it I say!!!:mad: If I'm going down, I'm gonna pull someone with me, that's for sure!! :mad2:

I..I..it has recently come to my knowledge that..Del Snizz is a prostitute! Yeah! I also somehow managed to overhear his and <b>Eestlinc</b>'s conversation, and it wasn't pretty...I only heard bits, but it was more than enough. It went something like this:


Eestlinc> HEhehhEHhheHEHehhHEhe
Del Snizz> HEhehHEhehHEhe!!
Eestlinc> :(:(:(
Del Snizz> I am your big daddy
Eestlinc> Ok.
Del Snizz> i r ur daddy
Eestlinc> :cry: :cry: :cry: :tongue: :tongue: :cry: :cry:
Del Snizz> a/s/l?
Del Snizz> u r gonna make luv 2 me and u will pay i r ur daddy rox
Del Snizz> !!!!!!111!!!11!!
Eestlinc> I'm your daddy
Del Snizz> ur noit
Eestlinc> i r ur big daddy rox rox
Eestlinc> i r not paying u!!11!!
Del Snizz> ur my big daddy.:(

The rest I couldn't hear, because they went in bathroom. *_* Not that I <i>wanted</i> to hear. *@_@*



(D'oh, I know that was just stupid.;P)

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 02:30 PM
I have it on tape Britt admitting that he molests Heero and Reno every Saturday.:P

Citizen Bleys
11-28-2001, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
<font color="pink">I heard that Unne stepped down after Bleys caught him dressed in drag!
^^

confirmed.

Super Christ
11-28-2001, 03:31 PM
There is pirate video going around the internet that proves Pureghetto keeps a stuffed kitty in his bed.

Dew Drop
11-28-2001, 04:15 PM
<font color="pink">The biggest scandel ever!

Wyllius goes into old folks homes at weekends and helps bathe the elderly!

*Screams*

oh and another thing...Super Christ is actually an aethist (sp?) and does not believe in Jesus!

*Screams x2*

Oh and Britt is actually a 14 year old boy who wears trousers (or pants for you Americans) and not a 42 year old bar maid who wears REALLY short skirts!!

Chaos
11-28-2001, 04:29 PM
When Unne went away for a while he was atchally on a second honeymoon with Proto. They were trying to re-discover themselves.

And Kalen has a thing for onions, but I <i>really</i> wont go into that now.

Chaos

Ace Protorney
11-28-2001, 04:52 PM
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O

Ashi
11-28-2001, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O

<font color="6699CC" size=2">I thought only I knew. 0_0

We're sorry, Daniel. We had to telll them. xD

Super Christ
11-28-2001, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
oh and another thing...Super Christ is actually an aethist (sp?) and does not believe in Jesus!


Eeep! *runs and hides from himself*

Doofhull
11-28-2001, 06:09 PM
Proto's Capri Sun addiction led to him selling his brother for another "delicious fruit-juicy hit".

Cz
11-28-2001, 06:37 PM
Britt hates sandwiches, a fact which I find rather disturbing.

I've received numerous death threats from someone who seems to go to EoFF, Although I'm not going to name any names.
*Glares at Proto, then Unne, then Cid, Then Bleys, then Bleys again, then Himself, then Bleys again.*

Cya

Rainecloud
11-28-2001, 07:29 PM
I heard that Citizen Bleys masticates with a paperclip.

Daryl
11-28-2001, 07:31 PM
Tammy (DreamCatcher) isn't a Del Snizz wannabe -- rather, she is Snizz. S/he has a touch of multiple personality disorder, you see.

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 07:39 PM
*looks at his sig*

Oh, yeah. Britt <i>actually</i> said "I'm a bar maid with huge boobs and a really short skirt."

You can quote him on that(Hell, I did).

Ace Protorney
11-28-2001, 07:42 PM
I'm not wanted dead or alive and my head is definately NOT worth $60 Billion.

Loony BoB
11-28-2001, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
Loony BoB is actually an Australian git! :O

*dies many, many, many, many, many, many, many deaths*

Matt: That Alixsar comment had me laughing for about half an hour. I'm really hyperactive today.

Tatum: You'd be surprised how many he's hit on your ex-boyfriend. It's scarey (Yes, scarey with an e!)...


I don't have any scandals up in my head about how Rydia and Daryl are actually the same person, and just made split personalities so that she could keep both men. *cough*

Daryl
11-28-2001, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Loony BoB
I don't have any scandals up in my head about how Rydia and Daryl are actually the same person, and just made split personalities so that she could keep both men. *cough*


Hm...

xD


*coughs* Another fun fact: Loony BoB "did" Bleys, I have proof! ;)

loony_bob (3:22:08 PM): *does Bleys*

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-28-2001, 09:28 PM
Bleys is actually a sheep, and While is delicious and fresh green grass.
Originally posted by eestlinc
Daryl REALLY likes it if you nibble on the skin at the end of her elbow. No dinner for a month, son.

EoFF Sniper
11-28-2001, 09:40 PM
The EoFF Sniper still isn't dead... duh!

Wyllius is a lazy git... either that or he doesn't check his PM's...

Mikztsu is NOT God

Bleys is Almighty

(slight bit of propaganda there... :D)

Shoeberto
11-28-2001, 10:53 PM
<font color="#009999">
I heard that EoFF Sniper isn't really killing anyone...he just has a cap gun and some exploding blood caplets that make it LOOK like he's shooting people.


And I heard that Wyllius is really the Queen of England.

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 12:47 AM
I heard it told that Mikztsu is planning on killing off all of the newbies that join the newbie campaign after the election is over.

I also heard that the newbie campaign has a bunch n00bs in it.

Also, Unne and BOU had pornographic pictures of each other. Kishi kept posting them around, but Unney kept smiting them. Post it again, Kishi.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 01:03 AM
It's an astute observation of mine that Raistlin is a big meanie.

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 01:20 AM
Hehe.
C'mon, Kishi. You remember the one he kept *SMITE*ing.:P
Yeah, the one everyone kept posting in the "100 Reasons to Hate Dr Unne" thread(Stuffed Unner. Hehe).

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 01:26 AM
Of course I remember it. It's just not fair to post it when Unne can't do a thing to smite it. I'm sure there are other people who can post it. Try them.
[/niceguy]

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 01:30 AM
The nice-guy attitude is not unfitting for you, Kishi.

Btw, I lost the file myself, so I guess I'll have to find someone else to post it, since it undoubtedly is the biggest true scandal to date(and still hilarious).

I wonder what Unney's reaction will be if he sees it start popping up...*grins*

Big Ogre Umaro
11-29-2001, 01:31 AM
Raistlin is actually a master of observation.

Case in point:

"This is either an accidental fire...or one done on purpose." --Raistlin

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 01:34 AM
LOL, Umy, you've mentioned that more in the past month than I've mentioned the revolt and tGA combined.

Umy is a sucky waiter. He is pants. He can't wait worth crap. I am much better at waiting than him. He can't even wait to say that quote again, which proves that he can't wait.

krissy
11-29-2001, 01:54 AM
<i>Originally posted by Raistlin</i>

<b>Just because I've made love to Kishi, doesn't mean I can't like goats too.</b>

I digress.

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 02:00 AM
No more television for you, Reno! What did I tell you about making up stuff about me? I'll have to take away your rubber ducky now.

Btw, Reno is envious of Heero being under Britt's skirt.

Shoeberto
11-29-2001, 02:21 AM
<font color="#009999">
I heard that Raistlin is the lovechild of Unne and BOU.

Rodarian
11-29-2001, 02:48 AM
I heard from a friend that his cousins' aunts sister- in-laws friend that his swedish half sisters step father's cousin's best friends son ex girlfriends, boyfriends dad, which is my, uncle grand mother's great great son saw Chaos and Mikzstu sneak of to a corner and played with a vibrator......

How Scandalous!!!

Mikky! How could you!!!

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 02:50 AM
<img src="http://kayarco2.hypermart.net/chewytree.jpg" alt="You'll notice that Sean has yet to score.">

Classic.

musashius
11-29-2001, 02:53 AM
<font color="#DBDBDB">Josh Sutherland likes to rape babies.

No wait. I think that would be 'Kishi. *shrugs and runs*

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 03:01 AM
*looks at the Family Tree*

*slaps BOU*

Umy, how could you cheat on Krel like that? Going off to see Unney in the big red barn each night...selling your engagement ring for a box of chocolates for Hans...


*slaps Unney*

Hans, how could you be so cruel to Skanker? All those love-letters you sent to Umy...All those home-video pictures of you and Umy just hung around your room for everyone to see...

Shame on both of you!


Btw, Hsu is the lovechild of Britt and Reno.

Dark_Mage_Palom
11-29-2001, 03:34 AM
some one took Palom's peanut buttter ?'s :eek:

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 03:40 AM
That's not a scandal, Palom. That's a celebrated tradition.

eestlinc
11-29-2001, 05:02 AM
Originally posted by Mikztsu

I also somehow managed to overhear [Del Snizz] and <b>Eestlinc</b>'s conversation, and it wasn't pretty...I only heard bits, but it was more than enough.

Oh my Mikztsu, I cried and laughed for a good minute over that.

*doesn't deny*


Originally posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi

No dinner for a month, son.

Don't get mad at me, daddy. Daryl only told me about her elbow fetish. I had nothing to do with it. Of course, I won't say who did the nibbling. *points at Kildarre*

Daryl
11-29-2001, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by eestlinc
Don't get mad at me, daddy. Daryl only told me about her elbow fetish. I had nothing to do with it. Of course, I won't say who did the nibbling. *points at Kildarre*


Maybe you should change your name to "eestfink". =P

Either way, I still know what you and Mikztsu were doing last Friday night. *nods*

m4tt
11-29-2001, 05:25 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Rumor has it that eestlinc likes it when you put all your groceries up against the next person's order without the dividing bar! It's just drives him wild.

EDIT: Danny, I was talking to Alixsar in chat when I wrote that one, his sig just popped into my head xD *hugs Alixsar*

EDIT EDIT: Great googa mooga, I used xD in a post *dies*

eestlinc
11-29-2001, 05:29 AM
Daryl, you only knwo about my exploits with Mikztsu because you were sittin gin the corner watching us, you voyeur-perv!!

LOL @ Matt. So true, so true...

Daryl
11-29-2001, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by eestlinc
Daryl, you only knwo about my exploits with Mikztsu because you were sittin gin the corner watching us, you voyeur-perv!!


Speaking of which, I still have copies of the tape available, they only cost $9.95 plus shipping charges.

Super Christ
11-29-2001, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by Raistlin
I wonder what Unney's reaction will be if he sees it start popping up...*grins*
The Love-Love book? Got that on my hard drive. I just might post it.

In other news, edczxcvbnm has a secret website where he declares his everlasting love for FF6. Don't even ask how I tracked that one down...

Nait
11-29-2001, 09:14 AM
Every person at Eyeson has made the Aes Sedai oaths. Except the bits about the One Power, of course.

Fledge
11-29-2001, 09:17 AM
Black Mage 121 is actually a Time Wizard 242.

Final Fantasy Babe is a hunchbacked axe murderer.

Naitsirk watches Oprah Winfrey :P

And finally, Dr. Unne secretly loathes shining everyone's shoes.

Rainecloud
11-29-2001, 11:58 AM
Posted by Fledge

Dr. Unne secretly loathes shining everyone's shoes.

http://rainecloud.homestead.com/files/unnesick.jpg

:)

Rodarian
11-29-2001, 12:31 PM
I heard that Rod gets paid to lap dance and did it on Mikky....Wait a minute!! That's me!! *O.O* *runs*

Ace Protorney
11-29-2001, 03:42 PM
This is Sugpo after he decided to leave us.

<img src="http://protodude.homestead.com/files/needcash.jpg">

Dew Drop
11-29-2001, 07:07 PM
<font color="pink">Isn't that just normal Sugpo?

This just in!!!:

Rainecloud is actually an auzzie with a nasty english disposition!

Firebolt
11-29-2001, 07:58 PM
Elephant Man is actually deeply infatuated with Queen Brahne; he made up the whole Ellone obsession in fear of having people tease his true love.

Chaos
11-29-2001, 08:30 PM
The word on the street is that Mik doesn't really draw his MikArt. He has a team of monkeys on crack chained in his basement who work on them.
If they don't produce satisfactory squiggles he gets Proto to come and 'attend' to them with the white fondling glove he stole of Michel Jackson, this resulting in the pop star now only wearing one.

Chaos

BatChao
11-29-2001, 10:02 PM
Monkeys on crack??!!! NOOO!!!! My world is shattered! That is an evil rumor! haha. This thread is interesting. We're not allowed to spread rumors about games, but we have a whole thread dedicated to spreading rumors about each other. heehaha!

Shoeberto
11-29-2001, 11:01 PM
<font color="#009999">
I heard that Bleys, Sean, Kishi, and Wyllius are really just one super computer. The pictures of them are really just the poor saps that built the computer, only to be killed by it after it made up an army of zombies, a.k.a. us.

Ace Protorney
11-30-2001, 01:21 AM
<img src="http://protodude.homestead.com/files/mainsuspects.jpg">

Mik and eestlinc has been found searching newbies before they join the Newbie Party. :O

Rodarian
11-30-2001, 01:44 AM
I heard Rainecloud and Proto tried to beat Sita in the Monopoly Game and lost all their cash!!!

eestlinc
11-30-2001, 01:51 AM
I heard Agent Proto can't get an image to load properly! xD

Belladonna Knight
11-30-2001, 05:05 AM
TOP NEWS! Britty is undertaking "surgery" with me. After our operations, we will move to Los Angeles, live in a one-bedroom apartment, and work as strippers in a lesbian nightclub. Uh, just don't tell Angela.

PS: Britty's keeping the short-skirted barmaid outfit! ^^

~Belladonna Knight

Britt
11-30-2001, 05:17 AM
Belladonna has been known to sleep around with random men to get the money necessary for the operation. In fact, she's slept with a grand total of 3 celebrities, 4 US senators, the president, 2 ambassadors to Egypt, and 1 Bleys.

Belladonna Knight
11-30-2001, 05:21 AM
Britty, we had a deal! You wouldn't tell anyone about my sleeping around with random men for cash, and I wouldn't tell anyone that you helped!

~Belladonna Knight

Britt
11-30-2001, 05:22 AM
Alright, now you're gonna die. xP

Shlup
11-30-2001, 05:28 AM
Why did't I know about this!? I wanna piece of the action! Britt, how come you didn't hook me up?

P.S. Scott waxes his bikini area.

krissy
11-30-2001, 05:34 AM
Belladona has been seen petting cute puppies. Except, they weren't really cute puppies. If only Proto and his vouyer ways had better focus on the camera...*sigh* Nonetheless, eoff's pr0n crack team, which consists, of, erm, me, speculates that the objects seen as cute puppies were actually Daryl's collection of sex toys from France. France is also rumored to have been raped by Belladonna shortly after. Britt couldn't have been involved. We know, as he was here searching for Unne, who after seeing Proto's pictures screamed like mad Kefka wannabe, and stormed out shouting about 'that weekend'.

Won Fon Lei
11-30-2001, 05:39 AM
I can affirm what Reno said. After all, he does have an affinity for cute puppies.

m4tt
11-30-2001, 05:51 AM
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">I heard on the grapevine that Josh/Linus did not actually get 700+ posts in his first week. He hacked his way into the system and changed his post count manualy! :o

Daryl
11-30-2001, 06:32 AM
Wyllius and Bleys are second-cousins thrice-removed. *nods*

Rainecloud
11-30-2001, 07:42 AM
All the members of the Goatsec party were found hanging around on a farm yesterday. Moments after being questioned by the police, they fled into a nearby goat-shed.

Other news just in, there's been an incredible increase of baby goat/human hybrids over the past few weeks. Scientists are looking into this phenomenon as we speak.

The above stories are probably not related. [/sarcasm]

Endless
11-30-2001, 08:21 AM
Mik is rumored to have pig-ham instead of the right part of his arse.

Loony BoB
11-30-2001, 10:01 AM
Bleys has never had sex with a goat.

Rodarian
11-30-2001, 04:31 PM
Bleys,Mik and Squally played 'Ring around the rosies!'

So scandalous!!

Rumor has it that Rydia has a child after the 'Tenticle, probing' incident by Ryuu

Britt is not even from england but actually from Rode island!

Wyll has been known to eat nothing but goats brain durimg those long nights

Bob really is a chocobo!

Chaos never passed kindergarden and fugged the report card!

Matt and Daryl are the Lizard King and Queen

Bella had plastic surgery on her nose

ShlupQuack is actually Rainbowbright!

More scandalous stories to come soon!

Belladonna Knight
11-30-2001, 10:27 PM
I have never had plastic surgery on my nose. This is obviously true because I still need to have plastic surgery done on my nose.

~Belladonna Knight

Ace Protorney
11-30-2001, 10:40 PM
Wyllius had gotten himself an army of trashguys and invaded China!! Get the full scope!

<img src="http://buckaroos.homestead.com/files/garbagemen.jpg">

Cz
12-01-2001, 02:01 PM
The mods join for secret ceremonies involving grass skirts, tribal dances, and vats of fudge. They meet somewhere where nobody goes, possibly at Britt's house, and listen to the Sex pistols.

Cya

Mikztsu
12-01-2001, 10:43 PM
Mikztsu is NOT God ~Spartvark

That's not true. *_*




I heard from a friend that his cousins' aunts sister- in-laws friend that his swedish half sisters step father's cousin's best friends son ex girlfriends, boyfriends dad, which is my, uncle grand mother's great great son saw Chaos and Mikzstu sneak of to a corner and played with a vibrator......

How Scandalous!!!

Mikky! How could you!!!
~Rodarian

And I heard that Rodarian makes love to his new blue car! He makes love to it thru tail pipe <b>whilst</b> the car is on, and that hot exhaust gas is just making it better.

Hey, wait a second...I tried that once too, and I kinda liked it!! *Jumps to the streets to rape few secksay limuosines and beef trucks*



I heard that Rod gets paid to lap dance and did it on Mikky....Wait a minute!! That's me!! *O.O* *runs* ~Rod

Silly.



The word on the street is that Mik doesn't really draw his MikArt. He has a team of monkeys on crack chained in his basement who work on them. ~Chaos


The crack part is only fact in here, but thanks for the idea.:tongue: I could start mass production by doing that, and I'm sure the result would be pretty much the same.

Don't believe everything they say to you, Batchao.=)



Mik is rumored to have pig-ham instead of the right part of his arse. ~Raf


And rumors I heard, tells that when Raf's going to bed tonight, his arse is going to be made love to first, then sliced, stuffed with beans, fried. Then <i>someone</i> eats it, but not too fast. He waits 'till it regens and eats again. Then finally it's time for love again (after 2nd regeneration), and after that eat it as a whole, or spare it for Christmas.


Also: I heard that the Evil party Goatsecks name is based on insident that happened few years ago: Bleys woke up, he was going to take a nice morning walk. Then suddenly 6 - 8 goats (no one knows the exact amount) ran from the forest, chased Bleys, and when they finally caught him, they made love to him, hard.

Dew Drop
12-02-2001, 11:30 AM
<font color="pink">I heard that Mikky is actually

MIKKY MOUSE!

And, as of yet, there is no Minky mouse but we'll get back to you on that story!

Another thing;
Rodarian is actually a japanese school girl who lives with Kawaii Ryűkishi in canada somewhere.

Oh and Bleysie actually does not make love to goats but instead he eats them!

*Cries*

And worst of all! MikkyPikkyWikky stole a $20 from my purse!

*Cries more*

Super Christ
12-02-2001, 11:38 AM
Earlier today I was at the supermarket and one of the tabloids caught my eye. The headline across the front was that aliens had crossbred with humans, and the result was... BOU!

Raistlin
12-03-2001, 04:38 AM
Reno has been seen selling copies of a magazine titled "snail sex" to members of the staff in the Staff Forum. When a reporter tried to enter the forum to confirm this, he was not allowed in, but he did catch a glimpse of the staff sitting in chairs smoking and drinking beer around a table with Reno was dancing on top of. This sight scarred the reporter for life and we only got this much out of him before he broke down crying and started mumbling incoherently. He is currently in a high-security cell in a mental asylum.

Rodarian
12-03-2001, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Tiffiekins
<font color="pink">I heard that Mikky is actually

MIKKY MOUSE!

And, as of yet, there is no Minky mouse but we'll get back to you on that story!

Another thing;
Rodarian is actually a japanese school girl who lives with Kawaii Ryűkishi in canada somewhere.



And worst of all! MikkyPikkyWikky stole a $20 from my purse!

*Cries more*

I heard Tiffekins here snuck out late and night and went disco dancing O.o She also is the daughter of Ozzy Osborne

Oh and Tiffy.....I enjoy Kawaii company though he does fondle me with his tenticle contraptions...:laugh:

Oh I am the Minky Mouse..Mikky and I love going Daft Land and fool around..It's a small world after all...Oh and Mikky used that $20 to buy a Final Fantasy Chocobo who in fact was BoB imported from New Zealand.."

~Rod

Seraph Libra
12-03-2001, 05:23 AM
Well, my mother told me that the Goatsecs-ers were really (get this) <font color=#99ffff><i>dolphin</i></font>secs-ers transformed all, like the autobots or something!!

<font color=#FF9999>Goatsecs-ers, Dolphinsecs-ers in disguise!</font>

Heart
12-03-2001, 06:47 PM
All the members of the goatsecs party are in fact the same person with multiple accounts, so he has more chance of becoming a forum ruler

EDIT: and Rainecloud is actually a 6 1/2 foot scally with a heavy Mancunian accent who has a collection of street-weaponry :p

Raistlin
12-04-2001, 02:43 AM
Goatsecs, with all its masterminds, are hatching a plot to assisinate the heads of the other campaigns.

Word just in: They succeeded.

Goatsecs r0x0rz!

eestlinc
12-04-2001, 03:36 AM
Hey, I'm not de...*gets shot by sniper*

HOOTERS
12-07-2001, 11:32 AM
News update:
Wyllius moved to Scotland just so that he could get away with wearing a skirt.

And as far as the election goes:
-Incandescent Banana's popularity - 100%
-Goatsecs party's popularity - 1% (Note: There may be a 1% margin of error).