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Fonzie
07-13-2008, 06:58 AM
A young girl is left home alone with only her dog (often a German shepherd or collie) to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows, but one in the basement won't close.

She decides to leave it open, but locks the basement door and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more, she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye; she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".

:(

CimminyCricket
07-13-2008, 07:06 AM
That. Is. Smurfed.

Not too scary, just kind of messed up that they killed the dog. D: And creepy, pretty creepy.

Laddy
07-13-2008, 08:00 AM
That's so incredibly sick... Why did you post that. Animals getting harmed affects me...deeply.

I argue with myself.

Fonzie
07-13-2008, 08:02 AM
That's so incredibly sick... Why did you post that. Animals getting harmed affects me...deeply.

I argue with myself.

All of this is real.

All of it.

Not made up at all.

Nope.

That'd be insane.

Micheal Vick?

Laddy
07-13-2008, 08:04 AM
And please do not tell me about an individual you know who has had a man lick their hand at night and mutliate an innocent and loyal soul. Please.

Vyk
07-13-2008, 08:09 AM
Interesting urban legend type story. Nice twist. Needs more though. What happens after she finds out there's a psycho in the house licking her hand

Fonzie
07-13-2008, 08:12 AM
And please do not tell me about an individual you know who has had a man lick their hand at night and mutliate an innocent and loyal soul. Please.

All I can say is, sleep well. :monster:

CimminyCricket
07-13-2008, 08:19 AM
xD

Laddy
07-13-2008, 08:42 AM
DX

Caraliz
07-13-2008, 08:50 AM
Humans can lick too. :( I'm glad we don't have dogs. We have cats. :love:

Rengori
07-13-2008, 09:18 AM
I heard this one so long ago, but I needed to hear it again.

Ace14
07-13-2008, 10:07 AM
Very very sick, forget the woman though she's stupid for not getting up in the first place. I feel bad for the dog :(

Heath
07-13-2008, 11:14 AM
This is one of those ridiculous stories that gets posted as MySpace bulletins or sent across as a chain e-mails and you're supposed to forward it to half a million people to avoid losing your eyebrows in a freak yachting accident or something.

crono_logical
07-13-2008, 12:15 PM
I found that more funny than scary for some reason :p You could see it probably wasn't the dog doing the licking coming :p

CimminyCricket
07-13-2008, 12:32 PM
Yeah, I did. xDD

Old Manus
07-13-2008, 12:33 PM
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Peegee
07-13-2008, 02:37 PM
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

The person on the phone was your mother, you sick incestuous pervert :aimmad:

Psychotic
07-13-2008, 03:01 PM
IF A CAR HAS ITS LIGHTS OUT AT NIGHT, DON'T FLASH IT, IT IS A GANG INITIATION AND THEY WILL KILL YOU AND RAPE YOU AND EAT YOUR LIVER OH GOD IT'S TRUE!

I love urban legends.

Levian
07-13-2008, 03:04 PM
My dog eats its own poo so I'd rather have a human lick my hand tbh

Randgris
07-13-2008, 04:25 PM
The moment I read the first licking, I knew it wasn't the dog.

I watched a re-run of Supernatural with that episode about urban legends coming to life, it was cool.

Ko Ko
07-13-2008, 04:38 PM
What is fapping? :confused:

mooglebunni608
07-13-2008, 05:28 PM
If you don't repost the story on myspace 10 times a ghost will rape your dog. Or something to that effect.

I like the urban legend about the girl and the guy who are parked in a car together and they hear about the hook-handed killer who preys on teenage couples on the radio. So the girl insists her boyfriend drives her home right away, and he's kind of pisses so he speeds off, and when he gets her home, he gets out of the car to open the door for her, and when he gets to her side...

There is a blood-covered hook on the door handle!!!!

blackmage_nuke
07-13-2008, 05:29 PM
What is fapping? :confused:

A scary story of a different nature

Caraliz
07-13-2008, 05:30 PM
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
U R FONE

Vyk
07-13-2008, 05:54 PM
What is fapping? :confused:

Masturbating. In a British kind of way

Ko Ko
07-13-2008, 06:06 PM
UGH.

Thanks for answering that honestly. ; _ ;

Old Manus
07-13-2008, 06:06 PM
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl and she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
U R FONEgod fucking damn it

Shoeberto
07-13-2008, 06:07 PM
Sometimes I go to /x/ on 4chan just to read some of their copypasta like that. I can't think of any off the top of my head atm though.

One concept my friend introduced me to was the black-eyed kid. I thought it was dumb at first but it started to creep me out gradually. It doesn't help that I'm paranoid at night.

Vyk
07-13-2008, 06:13 PM
What is fapping? :confused:

A scary story of a different nature


UGH.

Thanks for answering that honestly. ; _ ;

;P

Considering your reaction I guess he was right

~*~Celes~*~
07-13-2008, 07:08 PM
I don't like any scary stories dealing with animals getting killed =[

Vyk
07-13-2008, 07:25 PM
But killing people is -perfectly- alright! :D

Fonzie
07-13-2008, 07:32 PM
But killing people is -perfectly- alright! :D

Oh my god, that poor dog!

Wait, there was a human in this story?

<!--People > Animals-->

~*~Celes~*~
07-13-2008, 08:15 PM
well of course it's no good for the people to die either =[

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2008, 08:26 PM
I'm shocked that so many of you have never heard this one before. Didn't you guys have older brothers/sisters/cousins to freak you out with these stories when you were kids?

blackmage_nuke
07-13-2008, 08:30 PM
There's a better one but this is the only one i could find (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rwUdL9qXjk)