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Laddy
07-13-2008, 08:32 PM
Something like this was made before, but if EoFF was a reality show, like The Real World or Big Brother, which member would suffice for the ridiculously unoriginal archetypes? (Keep it within decency, please.)

Fonzie
07-13-2008, 09:28 PM
This thread is made once every 6 months.

Thank you for filling the quota. :monster:

blackmage_nuke
07-13-2008, 09:38 PM
I'd totally be the guy whos never picked to go on the reality show because
a) Im too boring
b) I dont register because its stupid

Peegee
07-13-2008, 11:53 PM
I'd probably be the clown. However there are far more entertaining clowns.

If they lacked a token Asian I guess I could do it.

Caraliz
07-13-2008, 11:54 PM
The shy timid girl that's super passive aggressive and then just snaps some day and smacks the fuck out of the alpha female. :cool:

Jessweeee♪
07-13-2008, 11:57 PM
I'm not dramatic/funny enough and I am not a minority (I wouldn't say being female counts), so there's no place for me :p

Laddy
07-14-2008, 12:02 AM
Hippies? Yep, they fit in Reality TV. In The Amazing Race there has been three hippie teams in the last five seasons, two of them won, the other is from a season that hasn't even started airing yet, and Rupert of Survivor, a hippie, has won a million because 98% of the US voted for his popularity. I was one of them.

But on a low, insipid, show with no skill, I'd turn things around!

Caraliz
07-14-2008, 12:03 AM
Oh, I'd also be a hippie. :cool:

TyphoonThaReapa
07-14-2008, 12:06 AM
A'yo, I bet everyone here would expect me to be the one that hits on every girl in the show and ends up getting eliminated the first round...:rolleyes2

Laddy
07-14-2008, 01:36 AM
I'd be the nice, strategic, second favorite of the season guy who gets eliminated last due to being the biggest threat.

Momiji
07-14-2008, 02:26 AM
[insert 'reality TV is totally contrived, and sucks anyway because the personas are so overdone and it just turns into some stupid drama crap 5 minutes into the show' comment here]

Bunny
07-14-2008, 02:28 AM
Puck.

DK
07-14-2008, 02:31 AM
I would be the Dog the Bounty Hunter of the show. I would walk around spraying people like Rye in the face with bear mace and then telling her it was all for her own good and I hope she understands while I haul her in.

Or perhaps that should be levian because they both pretend they are big strapping men but when they take their specially made boots off they're actually midgets

~*~Celes~*~
07-14-2008, 02:31 AM
I would be the quiet, shy, nerdy girl who is nice to everyone.

Laddy
07-14-2008, 03:10 AM
I would be the quiet, shy, nerdy girl who is nice to everyone.And almost wins! Shy girls do awesome!

NeoTifa
07-14-2008, 03:48 AM
reality shows are stupid! i am either realy quiet, yet give super sweet input when i do talk, or i assume leadership and boss everyone around.

Bahamut2000X
07-14-2008, 04:02 AM
Something like this was made before, but if EoFF was a reality show, like The Real World or Big Brother,

If? You mean I gave Del my credit card info and speedo pics and I won't be on TV to win a big prize? :(





Though if I were on one of those bigger named reality shows I guess I would be the ninja who would just vanish and occasionally pop up.

Laddy
07-14-2008, 04:38 AM
Though if I were on one of those bigger named reality shows I guess I would be the ninja who would just vanish and occasionally pop up.Yeah, and they win because everyone forgets they are there.

Vyk
07-14-2008, 05:32 AM
The voice of reason

Jojee
07-14-2008, 05:49 AM
I would bite everyone and give them rabies. :E

Laddy
07-14-2008, 06:34 AM
The voice of reason
The strategic, behind-the-scenes, villian-like, but actually nice in person type? Or the less strategic, but well-liked wild card?

Levian
07-14-2008, 06:56 AM
I'd immediately enter a coalition and try to make it as obvious as possible WITHOUT MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS. But little does everyone know that that was only the cover up coalition. My other secret coalition is my actual coalition. I don't know why I'd need a coaliton but people tend to make coalitions in reality shows so I mean why not. Oh and I will always be myself no matter what happens in the show.


Or perhaps that should be levian because they both pretend they are big strapping men but when they take their specially made boots off they're actually midgets

Buy a ticket (http://www.ryanair.com/), I dare ya. :mad2:

Blue Harvest
07-14-2008, 08:52 AM
I wouldn't go on a reality show unless I was paid £1,000,000 in advance.

Randgris
07-14-2008, 03:56 PM
I'd be the quiet, observant guy that justs looks as people start kicking each other's asses.

Ko Ko
07-14-2008, 04:13 PM
I wouldn't go on a reality show unless I was paid £1,000,000 in advance.

Rantz
07-14-2008, 04:21 PM
I'd be the girl with the ridiculously large bosom.

Old Manus
07-14-2008, 04:33 PM
I'd win

BardTard
07-14-2008, 05:53 PM
I'd be the crazed animal lover who has a lot of fun. Except I'm not blonde.

Polaris
07-14-2008, 05:56 PM
I wouldn't go on a reality show unless I was paid £3,000,000 in advance.

If they'd pay me that, I guess I'd be as normal as I could be for ... 2 days XD

Dynast-Kid
07-14-2008, 07:40 PM
I'd be the cheerful, happy one that tries to stop conflict from happening, but when it does I try to use humor to keep everyone in good spirits!

In the confessionals everyone else will talk about how annoying/obnoxious/unrealistic/naive I am. :monster: