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bipper
07-14-2008, 07:18 PM
So, I have been curious about something for all but 15 minutes now. Some vegetables just seem so masculine, like potatoes. Other vegetables seem feminine, like peas. Which are which?

and this led me here:
If we created a vegetable society, and any certain vegetable could be male or female, what do you think would be what? What would their role be? What are they wearing?

I personally am going to kick it off with having the potato as a dude. A hobo, of course. The manliest and freest of all those in Vegtableopolis. He wears potato sack pants, and makes a meager living working as a migrant crop worker.

Jojee
07-14-2008, 07:19 PM
I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

Dynast-Kid
07-14-2008, 07:24 PM
Corn is the flashy, sedictive woman that all of the male vegetables (and some of the female ones!) want to have sex with, 'cause she's just so appealing. :bigsmile:

Bahamut2000X
07-14-2008, 07:24 PM
Cucumbers and Carrots are phallic, so manly.


I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

I was severely disappointed as well. :(

bipper
07-14-2008, 07:25 PM
I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

I was severely disappointed as well. :(

{it secretly is}

Aerith's Knight
07-14-2008, 07:29 PM
I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

I was severely disappointed as well. :(

{it secretly is}

It better be!

Polaris
07-14-2008, 07:32 PM
ew sex with fruit is better :D

Jojee
07-14-2008, 07:34 PM
Fruits are more girly :p

Veggies, I dunno, radishes are like old ladies.

Ko Ko
07-14-2008, 07:34 PM
GOE to the vegetable patch and ask for yourself!

bipper
07-14-2008, 07:40 PM
I needed the vegetable patch to quit my radishes. Thems is sexy.

More on topic [Moron topic]: I think Celery is the town prostitute. All stringy, thin, done up, and that groove.... *shudders*:mog:

Jojee
07-14-2008, 07:42 PM
But celery is healthy and low on calories. :3

Eggplant is like a pruney old person. Tomatoes is the fat guy who announces sports on the radio :mog:

Jessweeee♪
07-14-2008, 07:47 PM
All vegetables and most fruit are male. Even the peas and blueberries!

Roto13
07-14-2008, 07:56 PM
I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

Yeah, me too. I was going to talk about my passionate affair with a turnip.

That never happened.

Or did it?

No, it did not.

smittenkitten
07-14-2008, 08:05 PM
A cherry has to be female, I think they'd be so cute. I would be in charge of the sweet things, spreading the love and happiness. ^__^

Laddy
07-14-2008, 08:17 PM
Strawberries, Peaches, and Cherries are chicks.

Screw veggies, fruit is better!

bipper
07-14-2008, 08:28 PM
Fruits do not belong in Vegiopolis! They live in their Frutopia far far away. Not knowing what evil devices the Vegitopolans are scheming. :choc2:

Jojee
07-14-2008, 08:50 PM
I thought this was going to be about having sex with veggies. xD

Yeah, me too. I was going to talk about my passionate affair with a turnip.

That never happened.

Or did it?

No, it did not.

Pix next time :mog:

Momiji
07-14-2008, 09:30 PM
Strawberries, Peaches, and Cherries are chicks.

Screw veggies, fruit is better!

Strawberries shall be androgynous.

:kauberry:

boris no no
07-14-2008, 09:40 PM
Parsnips are the manly carrots of the world

Peegee
07-14-2008, 10:00 PM
as I understand it, all VEGETABLES (fruits is a botanical term that has no scientific basis) are females.

So it's a huge lesbian orgy. pics?

rubah
07-14-2008, 10:02 PM
There are males and females of each specie of plant. Weird, isn't it?

Loony BoB
07-14-2008, 10:06 PM
http://www.councilofelrond.com/members/LOTRfan/veggie%20gang.jpg
I trust that you are all enlightened.

Momiji
07-14-2008, 10:12 PM
So they're all males except for the carrot (though I remember seeing a VeggieTales episode with the carrot girl's family in it-- it used to be drilled into my eyes when my brother was obsessed with the series). The asparagus are androgynous, especially since the kid asparagus was voiced by a girl.

Loony BoB
07-14-2008, 10:25 PM
Also, all peas are French. And AWESOME.

Jess
07-14-2008, 11:30 PM
Butternut squash is clearly male.

Shiny
07-15-2008, 01:20 AM
Yams are male.

Anno Domini
07-15-2008, 01:31 AM
I say peas must be the rulers of vegiopolis. The way they extend their influence upward into the highest social rungs of society, climbing up all opportunities and blossoming into a beautiful flower and then a delicious little veggie. Also, they have armour! :]

and being french helps :3

and i thougt all vegetables that were not roots were the swollen ovaries of a plant species, therefore they are female. or at least so i thought.