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Citizen Bleys
11-28-2001, 03:23 PM
Well, the elections are back, and of course, I'll be leading my party back into the fray. I'm going to be campaigning right here in General Chat.

I need at least three other people to join me (Wyll said he's coming along, but we all know he likes to lie. On the other hand, I DO have that spiderman costume...)

We, as good Conservatives, have a true shot at this. Our party platform will be made of only the finest wood!

EDIT: At the time of this posting, we have 20 members, and there are 29 forums. Hence, everybody gets to be a candidate. If you have any specific forum you want to run for, PM me. The list of members, in order of joining is:

Super Christ
Spatvark
Daryl
Wyllius
Agent Proto
Kalenisis
Melted Snowman
Raistlin
EoFF Sniper
Wolfwood
HighSorceressDelial
Morticia
Rodarian
NeX
Bloodstone
BlkKnight
Kawaii Ryuukishi
MoogleRush
Tatum

The list of candidates (in election order), as it will be sent to Election Booth, is



1. Citizen Bleys (General Chat)
2. Melted Snowman
3. Raistlin
4. Wyllius
5. Rydia of Mist
6. Agent Proto (The Lounge)
7. Master Vivi (French Forum)
8. Morticia
9. Daryl (FFVI)
10. Spatvark (Writer's Corner)
11. Kawaii Ryuukishi
12. Won Fon Lei
13. Black Ninja (FF7)
14. Kalenisis
15. NeX (FanArt)
16. Super Christ (General Gaming or Chrono Series)
17. BlkKnight (FF1-4)
18. Tatum (Eyes On Each Other)
19. HighSorceressDelial
20. Rodarian
21. Wolfwood
22. Bloodstone
23. MoogleRush

Super Christ
11-28-2001, 03:31 PM
Goatsecs, eh? Sounds fun to me, there's never enough goatsecs. So what kind of wood is this party platform made of?

Spatvark
11-28-2001, 03:39 PM
Any good political party needs some hired guns, and I'm the sniper for you! I'm fresh from my very brief stint as the EoFF Sniper and am ready to kill even more people if needed!

Daryl
11-28-2001, 03:42 PM
Pfft, I'm still a registered Goatsecs party member from the last election! *rejoins and begins plotting propaganda and the like*

Super Christ
11-28-2001, 03:57 PM
Sure I'd like to join. I can build mighty forts out of couch cushions and bedsheets which can be used as strategic bases of operation!

Dew Drop
11-28-2001, 04:02 PM
<font color="pink">I wanna join! I can tempt the other party's male members into giving away secrets! ^^

Can I join?

*Grovels to Bleys*

Wyllius
11-28-2001, 04:05 PM
I'm in.
And if you come near me with that Spiderman costume I'll reinvent your visions of Syphilis Bleys !

Dew Drop
11-28-2001, 04:21 PM
<font color="pink">*Resigns*
I just had a better idea!
^^
*Scampers off giggling evaily*

Agent Proto
11-28-2001, 05:04 PM
Cool, I'm still registered as a Goatsecs Party Member. :D

Kalen
11-28-2001, 05:05 PM
Goat! Hahaha! *joins?*

Melted Snowman
11-28-2001, 06:34 PM
No good can come of this.

I'm in if you want me.

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 07:24 PM
Hey, man, you helped me in the Revolt. Now, it's my turn to help you in your overthrowing of the elections.
I'm in.

Kupopoi
11-28-2001, 07:39 PM
Goatsecs...? *runs*

Agent Proto
11-28-2001, 07:39 PM
We're going to dominate this election. We just lost last election because of those damn Indepublicrats and their stupid dog. >=\

Raistlin
11-28-2001, 07:58 PM
My first act as a Goatsec will be to dominate the newbie candidates! *goes to the newbie thread*
They shall all bow down before us! *evil laugh*

EoFF Sniper
11-28-2001, 08:52 PM
WTF??? I'm still alive? OK, I see you're recruiting... I shall help Raistlin in his quest to dominater the newbie candidates..., even though technically I'm still a newbie myself...

EDIT: 22:01 GMT

Kill Count = 27

*hands over sniper reigns and kill count to Spatvark and then departs*

Funkmonkey Deluxe
11-28-2001, 09:17 PM
<font face="courier"><font color="red">I'd like to join. I don't know what I'd do, but I have several uses:

Doorstop
Mannequin
Caterer
Magnet
Death Ray
Stuffed Animal
Two-Way Radio
Sandwich
Blunt Object For Hitting People With


Goatsecs Rulezes!

HighSorceressDelial
11-28-2001, 10:40 PM
*joins*
*starts to build the platform* I could use a little help ya know....

~Delial:mog:

Morticia
11-28-2001, 10:41 PM
I'll sign back on, I guess.

Goatsecs forever.

Phoenix

Rodarian
11-29-2001, 12:06 AM
Lets do it......*joins the party*

Ready or not here we come...Gonna find ya and take it all.....

Big Ogre Umaro
11-29-2001, 12:21 AM
Jeeze Raist, one day you're going to have to stop talking about that bloody revolt. =P

NeX
11-29-2001, 12:30 AM
I dissaprove of this party, it's full of sick people and obsene slogans!

I'll join if you let me run for the FanArt forum http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin3thumborange.gif

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 12:36 AM
Geez, BOU, you might care more if you actually joined in the "bloody revolt" instead of just being a lazy arse.:P

Anyways, I haven't talked about the revolt in many months. This is just a very oprotune time to bring it up again. Meh.

*goes off to kill some more newbs*

Bloodstone
11-29-2001, 12:45 AM
The aura of evil is very strong in this party. The dark side beckons me. May I join?

BlkKnight
11-29-2001, 12:59 AM
I didn't participate in the elections last year, but I'll sign on this time.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 01:02 AM
Bah, I'm in whether you like it or not, Bleys. After the dismal fate of The Tentacle Penetration Party (TTPP), whose membership when the dust had settled consisted of just Nińo and myself, I've deduced that, in this sort of situation, it be better to ride with a secure group than to go off on my own. I might have chosen the Indepublicrats, but they have yet to get organized, so they miss out. You ought to count this as a blessing.

*clips right wing*

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 01:23 AM
So, for some of the more prominent(i.e., inane) members: we go Bleys(of course), While, myself, Kishi, Proto, Doug, and a few others.

A more single-minded bloody worthless group I have never seen.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 01:58 AM
Can I get a "hurrah"?

Raistlin
11-29-2001, 02:03 AM
Huzzah!

I just have to bring back this oldie:

Elmyra: "Now, How do you spell pig?"

Cloud(Jojo): "Um....B-L-E-Y-S"

Elmyra: Very good!


That's from memory, btw. *runs away from Bleys*

NeX
11-29-2001, 03:46 AM
It'd be nice to get an answer to mine :p

BTW I have a funny idea for a mascot, I'll see when I can do it and post it (Regardless I'm in or not) I'm looking forward to doing it :D

Agent Proto
11-29-2001, 03:54 AM
Sure NeX... I'll just have to find something else to run for...

repo man
11-29-2001, 03:56 AM
THIS IS A LIE!!!!

As a newbie and wrenchthrower, I am strongly intimidated by and infatuated with the conservative Goatsecs party. I swear my everlasting support and love for this party so long as the elections are commencing.

GOATSECS PARTY FOREVER

*throws quite a few wrenches in the general direction of the newbie party members, Mikztsu in particular*

The truth:

As a newbie and wrenchthrower, I am strongly opposed to the conservative goatsecs party. I swear my everlasting enmity to this party so long as the elections are commencing. NEWBIE PARTY FOREVER *throws quite a few wrenches in the general direction of the goatsecs members, Raistlin in particular*

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 04:37 AM
Well, thanks for all this sudden support, repo man.

eestlinc
11-29-2001, 04:44 AM
Hmm. And here I thought repo man was a solid member of my newbie party.

*looks suspiciously at the staff*

astromage1
11-29-2001, 05:07 AM
power to the new thingy majob

*me joins*

eestlinc
11-29-2001, 05:11 AM
Is it just me, or are people joining multiple parties??? Maybe the goatsecs are making false posts for different members to artificially inflate their numbers.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
11-29-2001, 05:35 AM
<a href="http://www.superosity.com"><img src="http://kayarco2.hypermart.net/ss791.jpg" border="0"></a>

repo man
11-29-2001, 06:57 AM
The goatsecs party lies and edits my posts. I suppose I shouldn't have called Mr. Kawaii a "red haired freak"

*throws a wrench at these conniving goatsecs*

MoogleRush
11-29-2001, 07:22 AM
I like the atmosphere of darkness, intimidation and evil in this party. Can I join?

* bows down to the Bleys *

Leeza
11-29-2001, 07:32 AM
Resistance to the love and kindness of the Newbie Party is futile! :love: Inevitably, you shall all be assimilated! :)

*hails Bruckner*

Sakura Yume
11-29-2001, 07:46 AM
The goatsecs party lies and edits my posts. I suppose I shouldn't have called Mr. Kawaii a "red haired freak"
Heh, the highest ranked party with the high ranked personal cheat. How did they get so many supporters... Darn evil being so tempting =P

Election Booth
11-29-2001, 08:34 AM
Please remember to PM me when you have named candidates. I can add more later on, so don't worry. Just name your Primary, Secondary etc. candidates.

Many candidates. As many as possible. Max is when there are no forums left.

EDIT.

Oh, and I'd love to see that any modding-powers will not be used, OK?

Ashi
11-29-2001, 10:15 AM
<font color=6699Cc>I want in! =)


Please?

Super Christ
11-29-2001, 10:17 AM
Here's an idea for a sig. Feel free to smite the link if you feel it's too inappropriate (it is stick figures. and it's kind of amusing). But anyway - it's an idea. Throwing it into the air here.

<a href="http://www.aros.net/~sc/goatsecs.html">Fresh link</a>

Rainecloud
11-29-2001, 11:34 AM
The Goatsecs party lies and edits threads...they manipulate them for their own selfish purposes! Do you, my fellow EoFF members want to be associated with such a party? Do you want to fight for truth and justice - two worthy causes, or would you rather be part of this dishonest Goatsecs group?

My EoFF buddies! Stand up for what is right, just and sensible...join the *Ahem* Phucking Party.

xD

Eternal Snow
11-29-2001, 12:54 PM
hmm, soundz like fun..... goatsex...... oopz, a lil typo there... ^_^ i'm serious, it'z a typo.......

Citizen Bleys
11-29-2001, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Rainecloud
The Goatsecs party lies and edits threads...they manipulate them for their own selfish purposes! Do you, my fellow EoFF members want to be associated with such a party? Do you want to fight for truth and justice - two worthy causes, or would you rather be part of this dishonest Goatsecs group?

The obvious answer, of course, being, join Goatsecs. Dishonesty rocks.

Well, I'm surprised by the amount of support! I'll edit my first post to reflect the member count, and name our primary candidates.

Rydia of Mist
11-29-2001, 06:29 PM
*looks around*

-._-.

.-_.-

*sneaks in*

*salutes* Comrade, I would like to join up with the Goatsecs party! I have pictures of the leaders of other parties in compromising situations, and I'm not afraid to use them to further the Goatsecs Party's cause!

repo man
11-29-2001, 06:38 PM
FEAR MY WRENCH!!!!

Oh, and I don't care if you throw underwear at me, Mr. Bleys. It makes me smile to have someone else's underwear thrown at my head.

Rydia of Mist
11-29-2001, 07:31 PM
By the way, I've made a Goatsecs sig, if anyone wants one. Just PM me!

<IMG SRC="http://villagemist.hypermart.net/Bleys/goatsigexample.jpg">

Kalen
11-29-2001, 07:42 PM
Wha hahaa, that's great, Rydia. *sends ya a PM*

Leeza
11-29-2001, 07:42 PM
Hey, great sig making Rydia! :) He looks so like a...Leader?

Come on everyone, don't let them delude your senses! The Newbie Party can out-sig the Goatsecs any day!

repo man
11-29-2001, 07:46 PM
Come on! These people advocate Goat Sex. What kind of sickness is that? Besides, everyone knows goats and other cloven mammals are symbolic of the devil. The newbie party, however, is the party of God, aka Mikztsu!

Rydia of Mist
11-30-2001, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by repo man
Besides, everyone knows goats and other cloven mammals are symbolic of the devil.

So? So we're evil! Like you've never rooted for the villain, ever! Everyone knows that highly evil villains are always so much cooler than the "heros"! *mock mock*

eestlinc
11-30-2001, 02:40 AM
yes, but the heros always win in the end.

Rydia of Mist
11-30-2001, 02:56 AM
So now, with Goatsecs, you have the chance to circumvent that tired "heroes always win" cliché!

Daryl
11-30-2001, 04:08 AM
To phrase it in language you n00b party "ppl" may understand: Evil r r0x0r. Goatsecs r r0x0r. *nods*

Ashi
11-30-2001, 05:46 AM
<font color=6699CC>*Changes mind again* *stays*

Does <a href="http://hoogles.homestead.com/files/goatsecs.jpg">this</a> work? Or is it too ... ugly? ^^

Bloodstone
11-30-2001, 06:02 AM
*drinks in all the evil in this thread* Muwahahaha!


yes, but the heros always win in the end.

It's because sentimental and romantics write it in a way to please the meek. But actually, it only gets them into thinking evil isn't for real... but we very well know it is. :radred:

For example: read Neil Gaiman's "Snow, Glass, Apples".

BlkKnight
11-30-2001, 06:06 AM
Tatum, I don't think that really works, and the text is difficult to read. I happen to like how I appilied an advertisement to my current av/sig theme.

Won Fon Lei
11-30-2001, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by Rainecloud
The Goatsecs party lies and edits threads...they manipulate them for their own selfish purposes! Do you, my fellow EoFF members want to be associated with such a party? Do you want to fight for truth and justice - two worthy causes, or would you rather be part of this dishonest Goatsecs group?

Well then, if that's the case, I think I'd like to join the Goatsecs party.

Daryl
11-30-2001, 06:13 AM
Welcome to the fold.

Morticia
11-30-2001, 06:35 AM
Welcome aboard. *g* Goatsecs forever!

Phoenix

Del Murder
11-30-2001, 08:43 AM
As the <b>Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer Who Gets Results By Throwing The Rules Out The Window But Does It For The Purposes Of Good</b> for the Newbie party I would have to ask you to stop making fun of them...er us. Or I will send my mob goons after you.

Wyllius
11-30-2001, 08:46 AM
As Wyllius I shall Tell you to Feck Aff. I'm Vetoing this action seeing as how you're scapegoating me because of the former Newbie's jelousy of my rise to power

eestlinc
11-30-2001, 08:48 AM
Wyll, you have sold your soul to the devil. I can't be corrupted to the dark side like you! With Del Murder and repo man on our side, we can handle your scythes!!!

Wyllius
11-30-2001, 09:03 AM
It's more off-mauve than Dark.
And it's not selling my soul, more a series of agreements that give me money and power.

The scythes are for show.

Bloodstone
11-30-2001, 09:06 AM
Aawww, come on, Eest. Join us the Goatsecs. We love newbies too. :)

Dew Drop
11-30-2001, 09:18 AM
<font color="pink">*Gets Seriously freaked*

Oh well!

*Makes merry and hands out jello*

Why come here and get scared when you can join the "Kawaii Stoopid Funness" party and get free cake, ice creams and baths full of jello!

JOIN THE KAWAII STOOPID FUNNESS PART----

*Gets shot by a sniper*

Killy
11-30-2001, 11:59 AM
*Joins*

Im regular at the FF7 and Ct forums

Super Christ
11-30-2001, 12:24 PM
Welcome to Goatsecs. You are wise choosing us, seeing as how we shall win over the n00bs. Remember, goats eat flowers. Well, grass and tin cans as well, but that's a whole other discussion entirely.

Citizen Bleys
11-30-2001, 03:05 PM
New people added: Rydia of Mist, Won Fon Lei, Black Ninja

I went and made a .sig image, and M&auml;jken comes along and does a better one. Send me one, o negai.

I recorded a campaign speech. let's see if I have time to post it today.

Spatvark
11-30-2001, 04:43 PM
I may have just missed something, but ain't we supposed to decide upon which forums we're going up for? Coz' I'd really like to know which ones are still available and stuff...

Endless
11-30-2001, 06:20 PM
I feel attracted by this party. Someone give me a reason to join. Besides the member named Morticia that is. *g*

Citizen Bleys
11-30-2001, 07:12 PM
Spatvark: I can't quite remember, and my candidate list is on a different computer--just PM me with your first, second, and (possibly) third choices.

Vivi: Listen to the campaign speech. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry*. *turns into the Incredible Hulk*

*You probably won't get that joke.

Endless
11-30-2001, 07:30 PM
*doesn't get the joke*

Spatvark
11-30-2001, 09:03 PM
I was just wondering, what are our party policies? I've just realised I've signed up to a party just because they're evil, not because I agree with their policies... Also, if we want more votes and more members, we need to let people know what we're offering, instead of just relying on Bleys' charm...

Agent Proto
11-30-2001, 11:29 PM
Ok, I've comprised of possible candidates for each forum, if you gave a PM to Bleys, possibly he can update this for me. so yeah. :P

<b>General Chat:</b> Citizen Bleys
<b>Eyes on Each Other:</b> Tatum
<b>The Lounge:</b> Agent Proto
<b>General Gaming Discussion:</b> Super Christ
<b><i>The Artist's Gallery:</i></b> NeX, Rydia of Mist
The Writer's Corner:
<b>The French Forum/La forum française:</b> Black Ninja
Study Hall:
<b.Help Forum:</b> Master Vivi
<b>Final Fantasy I-IV:</b> BlkKnight
Final Fantasy V:
<b>Final Fantasy VI:</b> Daryl
Final Fantasy VII:
Final Fantasy VIII:
Final Fantasy IX:
Final Fantasy X:
Final Fantasy XI:
Final Fantasy Tactics:
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum:
General Final Fantasy / Square Forum:
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger:
Xenogears / Xenosaga:
Magestar:Legacy of an Adept:

Ok, just tell me which forum you wanted to run for, if we have more than one person running for one forum, Bleys will confirm who will be officially running for any forums with 2 or more candidates.

Edit: Just a quick rundown again.
<b>Bold</b> - Taken
<b><i>Bold Italics</b></i> - Taken with more than one candidate (One person will end up running for it once Bleys confirums who)
Normal - Free

The Moo Man
11-30-2001, 11:42 PM
I The Moo Man would like to let everyone know that I compleatly support the Goat Secs campain.

Leeza
11-30-2001, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by The Moo Man
I The Moo Man would like to let everyone know that I compleatly support the Goat Secs campain.

Are you sure that you know what the Goatsecs campaign is all about? They would corrupt your newbie mind! I say you skip over to the Newbie Party thread and check out our campaign, we would make you feel very welcome. :)

Just click on my sig.

BlkKnight
12-01-2001, 12:05 AM
Proto: I know I PMed Bleys earlier today about being the FF1-4 forum, but didn't get any response back yet.

Super Christ
12-01-2001, 12:18 AM
I have PM'd Bleys, but I'd like to announce as well - I want to run for General Gaming. Or the Chrono Trigger/Cross forum. One or the other, depending probably mostly on how many people have PMd Bleys asking for General Gaming.

Leeza
12-01-2001, 12:26 AM
OK, which one of you evil Goatsecs keeps editing my posts??!! :mad2:

You know that God will smite you if you don't stop this nastiness at once!! And I'll just keep on hailing Bruckner!!

*hails Bruckner*

Killy
12-01-2001, 12:42 AM
I want to be the Candidate for the French Forum, I can speak french really easy (Its my native tongue) I can take the Ct forum too

Agent Proto
12-01-2001, 12:52 AM
I just like to remind you that the list is unofficial, so, don't worry if there is more than one candidate for some forums. Bleys should have the official list near the time of elections.

NeX
12-01-2001, 01:11 AM
LOL I love those sigs, I'm making one of my own...I think I'm gonna use both or something...I'm working on a mascot for the party :)

Oh yeah, can we have running mates? I would love to have Proto as my running mate for the Artist's Gallery.

Bloodstone
12-01-2001, 01:36 AM
Naah, I'm not really into politics so I'll just give way to our fellow highly efficient, highly effective Goatsecs to run for the forums. But I will be 100% behind our great campaign.

*goes off again to sabota-- eherm, to show the Newbies the light*

Ashi
12-01-2001, 08:32 AM
<font color=6699CC>I just PM'd about the Eyes on Each Other forums.

I think I need to make a Goatsecs sig, too. xD *Gets on with it* Hehe. =)

Endless
12-01-2001, 09:20 AM
I'll join. *g*

I'd go for the help forum, I think, but I would have preferred French Forum.

*PMs Bleys*
*also PMs Rydia for a sig*

Citizen Bleys
12-01-2001, 04:15 PM
Okay, I HAVE been keeping a candidate list, but only on my notebook.

Proto, you've got a good eye, but I've got the PM's :p

Black Ninja asked for FF7, so I've tentatively put Master Vivi in for the French Forum.

View the first post in this thread; I'll try to keep it up to date. However, for the sake of saving you all a page load, I'll post the current candidate list in this post as well:

Spatvark: I've already said what our party platform was going to be: wood.

<i>candidate list</i>


1. Citizen Bleys (General Chat)
2. Melted Snowman
3. Raistlin
4. Wyllius
5. Rydia of Mist
6. Agent Proto
7. Master Vivi (French Forum)
8. Morticia
9. Daryl (FFVI)
10. Spatvark (Writer's Corner)
11. Kawaii Ryuukishi
12. Won Fon Lei
13. Black Ninja (FF7)
14. Kalenisis
15. NeX (FanArt)
16. Super Christ (General Gaming or Chrono Series)
17. BlkKnight (FF1-4)
18. Tatum (Eyes On Each Other)
19. HighSorceressDelial
20. Rodarian
21. Wolfwood
22. Bloodstone
23. MoogleRush

Leeza
12-01-2001, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Spatvark: I've already said what our party platform was going to be: wood.

Wood! Pfft! That platform has already been tried without any success. It's so outdated...so last century! Come on people, recycled plastic product platforms are the way of the future. The Newbie Party can offer you that and so much more!

NEWBIE PARTY FOREVER!

NeX
12-01-2001, 06:31 PM
*clubs Leeza with a piece of drift wood* http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/dvv/bash.gif

HA! I wanna see a piece of recycled plastic do that!

*steps on Leeza's unconcious body*

*Chants* WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!

Ashi
12-01-2001, 06:41 PM
<font color=FF99FF>Um.. umm...

Wood makes fire. ^_~;

Spatvark
12-01-2001, 06:49 PM
Ah... but what KIND of wood? Mahogany, Birch, Oak, etc...

Leeza
12-01-2001, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by NeX
*clubs Leeza with a piece of drift wood* http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/dvv/bash.gif

HA! I wanna see a piece of recycled plastic do that!

*steps on Leeza's unconcious body*

*Chants* WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!

Oh, you Goatsecs are mean! *clubs NeX with a recycled plastic product baseball bat*

PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC!

Citizen Bleys
12-01-2001, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Spatvark
Ah... but what KIND of wood? Mahogany, Birch, Oak, etc...

Jeez, I gotta explain <i>everything</i> twice? The <i>highest-quality</i> wood.

Agent Proto
12-02-2001, 02:38 AM
I'm almost fed up with this election. The Newbie Party is actually being <i>MORE</i> dirtier than the Goatsecs, and they're spreading lies about us, and I'm just almost tired of trying to defend us and attacking them. It's hopeless, I'm this close to deciding to step down. But I won't unless they provoke me more. :(

Moose Knight
12-02-2001, 02:51 AM
Witches are made of wood.....*runs away*..

Ashi
12-02-2001, 04:04 AM
<font color=FF99FF>*Puts a hand on Jeff's shoulder*

Don't let them break you, mate. ^.~

Rydia of Mist
12-02-2001, 04:09 AM
We must stand strong, Jeff! Remember, Goatsecs party members are people of the highest calibur, and a few nonsensical jabs here and there cannot begin to break us! *pats Jeff on the back*

Spatvark
12-02-2001, 09:00 PM
I was just thinking, shouldn't we make campaign pledges that are specific to the forums we're nominated for? Here's some I thought of for the Writer's Corner... MY nominated forum (God knows why, it was my 3rd choice and my 2nd choice is still open...)

"As your local Goatsecs candidate, I am here to make my campaign pledges:

1) I will encourage more people to post here in The Writer's Corner...
2) I will encourage people to offer useful criticism to everybody's work, not just their cronies, and not just slapping each other on the back...
3) I will PERSONALLY contribute my opinions to 50% of all threads posted in this forum after my election (excluding my own of course)"

That's all i've thought of for now, more would be warmly accepted

Bleys: We can't all be as amazing as you, some of us DO need you to explain everything twice :D

Agent Proto: Just spam their thread up as well, senseless retaliation is always fun *hands Proto a sniper rifle* Come, let us slaughter the infidels...

Agent Proto
12-03-2001, 12:27 AM
I want to run for the Lounge Bleys. Give me the Lounge, I want to run against Leeza, knowing that she'll have no chance against me. >=]

Leeza
12-03-2001, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
I want to run for the Lounge Bleys. Give me the Lounge, I want to run against Leeza, knowing that she'll have no chance against me. >=]

Aren't you counting your chickens before they're hatched, Proto?

Agent Proto
12-03-2001, 01:28 AM
What are you telling me to count my chickens? I have none. You're going down, snooping in our thread. :(

Leeza
12-03-2001, 01:43 AM
Snooping? Didn't I just see you in the Newbie Party thread insulting our grammar? Shame on you!

Super Christ
12-03-2001, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by The Moo Man
I The Moo Man would like to let everyone know that I compleatly support the Goat Secs campain.
*blinks*

*smacks Moo Man*
Welcome to the forums, newbie. Good choice in parties to support; I know where you sleep at night.

*hands newbie a... coffee machine*

Agent Proto
12-03-2001, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Leeza
Snooping? Didn't I just see you in the Newbie Party thread insulting our grammar? Shame on you!

Excuse me? How many times have I posted in your thread? Maybe 2-3 times out of 200 posts And how about you? I saw you posted a total of 8 times out of 100 posts. Now tell me, who's been snooping more often?

Shoeberto
12-03-2001, 02:01 AM
<font color="#009999">
*notices the only NP member spamming this thread is Leeza, yet at least three our four Goatsecs are spamming NP thread*
Hmm...

Leeza
12-03-2001, 02:27 AM
Thank you for pointing that out, Hsu! :) Of course, this now makes two of us, you know.

Morticia
12-03-2001, 02:27 AM
Uh...how did I get on the canadite list?

Phoenix

Eternal Sphere
12-03-2001, 03:49 AM
How dare you say newbies like me cannot spell? For that, I will join the fight of words against you Mr. Proto. The newbie party will overthrow you freaks of nature Goatsecs. All Goatsecs will bow before our...um...flowers and wrenches.

You should and will be punished for your group's actions on spamming in our threads.

Agent Proto
12-03-2001, 03:57 AM
I'm not saying that all newbies are like that. *dies* Fine, as you wish. We'll shall battle this over the elections. Have it your way. Foolish newbies. *laughs*

HOOTERS
12-03-2001, 04:12 AM
Hehehe! While the Newbee party and the Goatsecs party fight it out the Incandescent Bananas will claim victory!

oops I wasn't supposed to say that out loud...

Sakura Yume
12-03-2001, 05:14 AM
Hehehe! While the Newbee party and the Goatsecs party fight it out the Incandescent Bananas will claim victory!
Maybe... maybe not.

Ashi
12-03-2001, 10:21 AM
<font color=FF99CC>Now now. Play it nice you guys. =)

Citizen Bleys
12-03-2001, 03:26 PM
Proto for the Lounge it is :p

NeX
12-03-2001, 06:55 PM
Leeza's going down in the lounge! :p

And if she wins I will demand a re-match consisting of a "Platform Fight" in which both party members will beat each other with their party's platform.

So it will be Proto with a piece of "The Highest-Quality Wood" and Leeza with a piece of "Recycled Plastic" :D

Heck she's probably not gonna win, can we have the platform fight anyway? oh please please please please please?

Doomgaze
12-03-2001, 07:17 PM
How would I go about pledging my life to whatever Bleys-san commands?

Spatvark
12-03-2001, 07:23 PM
You just have Doomgaze, my son... If you want a funky Goatsecs sig like mine, PM Rydia Of Mist to get a personalised one... Pick which forum you would like to run for (check the list above to find out which ones are open) and PM Bleys... and spam the Newbie Party thread coz' they keep spamming in ours... go forth my son and multiply...

Del Murder
12-04-2001, 02:26 AM
We are not spamming your thread.

*hopes Goatsecs get the joke*

repo man
12-04-2001, 02:35 AM
Hmm, since you haven't paid for your party platform, I'm going to have to take it away...

*repo's the platform*

Eternal Sphere
12-04-2001, 02:40 AM
Of course we're not spamming in their thread...don't look at me, I'm just a sword...a talking sword though...

*tries to draw a sword but realizes he can't*

Raistlin
12-04-2001, 02:40 AM
*is back*

I would've picked the FF7 forum(*glares at whoever picked it*), but instead I'll take the FFT forum.

Goat secs rule. It's got me, Bleys, Kishi, Proto, and While. How could we lose to the likes of n00bs?

Leeza
12-04-2001, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by Raistlin
Goat secs rule. It's got me, Bleys, Kishi, Proto, and While. How could we lose to the likes of n00bs?

Well I guess we'll just have to show you how. Geez...some people sure have big heads! :)

...Platform fight? :eek:

Agent Proto
12-04-2001, 03:49 AM
What really counts is the experience. Most of us have the experience, and we're just as lovable as you newbies. :love: *showers a random person with gifts and hugs*

eestlinc
12-04-2001, 03:55 AM
Mik and I may have come in DEAD LAST in the EoFF battle of the bands, but we are much more capable in the election.

Leeza
12-04-2001, 04:01 AM
Yes.

*hails Bruckner*

Super Christ
12-04-2001, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by repo man
Hmm, since you haven't paid for your party platform, I'm going to have to take it away...

*repo's the platform*

Bah. We built it ourselves, specifically HighSorceressDelial. So it's ours. Period!

Ashi
12-04-2001, 10:52 AM
<font color=FF99CC>Hmmmmn... who else is getting "Eyes on EachOther"? I'm too lazy to check. xD

Eternal Sphere
12-04-2001, 10:55 PM
To inspire the newbie party, I'll just say a couple of more things to the Goat party.

"Whaat?"

*ahem* Sorry about that.

"To be the man, you have to beat a goat, so you're next!"

"Whaat?"

*runs to a safe place*

Newbies rule!

Del Murder
12-05-2001, 05:28 AM
I think we've successfully taken over this thread, Noobs.

On this page alone 6 of the 10 posts are from Newbies.

*posts*

Make that 7 of 11.

Eternal Sphere
12-05-2001, 05:31 AM
I think we've successfully taken over this thread, Noobs.

Invasion is always cool. Newbies are spreading the good word everywhere.

I guess this makes 8 of 12.

Del Murder
12-05-2001, 05:38 AM
I think we should rename this thread "The Newbie Invasion Thread"

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-05-2001, 05:48 AM
You know, I could very easily delete any trace of newbie activity in this thread, but I won't, because as a member of Goatsecs, I don't deal in such dirty, under-handed, sexist, racist, adulterous, and <I>slanderous</i> campaigns as certain other parties do.

Eternal Sphere
12-05-2001, 05:54 AM
You know, I could very easily delete any trace of newbie activity in this thread, but I won't, because as a member of Goatsecs, I don't deal in such dirty, under-handed, sexist, racist, adulterous, and slanderous campaigns as certain other parties do.

um...where did you get the sexist, adulterous stuff from?

Kawaii Ryűkishi
12-05-2001, 06:02 AM
I suggest you buy a lock for your closet.

You know, the one housing all those <i>skeletons</i>.
*raises an eyebrow suggestively*

eestlinc
12-05-2001, 06:35 AM
Seriously, we Newbie Party people need to stop spamming up this thread. I hope this is the last post by a Newbie Party member for a while.

Goatsecs, do your worst, because we are ready and we are prepared for a battle. May the best party win.

Super Christ
12-05-2001, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by Eternal Sphere
um...where did you get the sexist, adulterous stuff from?
<a href="http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11912&perpage=30&pagenumber=1">Here</a>.

Originally posted by eestlinc
Mik is our leader, and he truly loves all members from around the globe.

Originally posted by Super Christ
Carnally? :D

Originally posted by Mikztsu
I love Carnally, spiritually, emotionally, mentally and physically.

Originally posted by Super Christ
Cool things.
Clear adultery, though not sexism...

NeX
12-06-2001, 07:23 AM
When is the election? I don't feel like going through the election thread looking for it...

I won't be able to be around much until next thursday because I'm on finals, that's why I haven't posted the stuff I promised, it's already done but I still need to scan and color it.

The Moo Man
12-07-2001, 01:21 AM
Hey. . . Sorry I haven't attended for a while, but my computer has done some major blitzing.:mad2:
Honestly I am suprised it let me in here right now.

Sorry I'm new to eoff. . . So I was curious if the new posts came automatically, or if I have to occasionally had to press refresh.

*Hangs head in shame*

Ashi
12-07-2001, 08:36 AM
<font color=FF99CC>You need to refresh. =)

Agent Proto
12-08-2001, 03:53 AM
We have Rirse in our party! :D Welcome to the Goatsecs "Mafia".. erm Party, where everyone feels like a family! Now here are some firearms with rubber bullets to scare any rivals away.

Daryl
12-08-2001, 04:06 AM
Welcome, Rirse! ^_^

Rirse
12-08-2001, 07:06 PM
But I hadn't posted in the thread yet! Anyways, in a act of VERY stupid behavior and a easy win for me and the party, I'm going to run for the VERY dead Open Source forum. What that you say, it the forum that Sean created about six months ago or so to help the site fix up the mainpage, but in up failing. Nobody evers gets rid of it, so why not run for it. By the way, only the few who Sean picked to post there(me) and the knights will ever see this board, so it just a poor man staff board that haven't got a post since I returned a few months back.

By the way, do I HAVE to have that scary signture in my posts? I rather used my new Lord of the Rings signture down there with some text(when ever I get a chance to finish the signturte).

Bloodstone
12-10-2001, 01:59 AM
...only the few who Sean picked to post there(me) and the knights will ever see this board

Goatsecs are the Chosen.

Agent Proto
12-11-2001, 04:06 PM
Start getting some support! Ask newbies to vote for us and hope they won't get lured in by the Newbie Party.

Killy
12-11-2001, 10:05 PM
So, whats the list cadidates and their forums?
If I can, I would like to be candidate for the CT/CC forum...

Calliope
12-21-2001, 02:22 AM
I'V e just gOT to say E veryone I s N ice T o E ach otheR aN d thAT I s ON ly a L ittle P iE ce of the N ice GU ys IN this party.

Citizen Bleys
12-21-2001, 03:07 AM
ba-ka.

Altaizen
12-21-2001, 03:15 AM
I'd hate to admit it but I think Goatsecs is currently the most powerful party......

Sakura Yume
12-21-2001, 07:11 AM
Darned powerful pre-existing parties. *tries to recruit some other people* Maybe next year now that we have a basic group of members... The penguins will have their moment though. Just you wait...

I'V e just gOT to say E veryone I s N ice T o E ach otheR aN d thAT I s ON ly a L ittle P iE ce of the N ice GU ys IN this party.
That's excellent...

The PC Fascist
12-22-2001, 12:52 AM
I'll join the penguins!

MoogleRush
12-22-2001, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by Andaris
I'd hate to admit it but I think Goatsecs is currently the most powerful party......

We are? uh, oh yeah, of course we are! :D

NeX
12-22-2001, 06:37 AM
That's nothing new

Ashi
12-22-2001, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
We have Rirse in our party! :D Welcome to the Goatsecs "Mafia".. erm Party, where everyone feels like a family! Now here are some firearms with rubber bullets to scare any rivals away. <font color=cccccc>Yay! Hiya Rirse. ^^

Mafia, eh? =D *evail grin*

Agent Proto
12-27-2001, 12:21 AM
Well, it looks like Goatsecs is losing support. *shrugs* In any case. I think I'll resign as top candidate for the Lounge, and in any case, I'm going Independent. or something. :p 'tis fun but.... the party isn't keeping up with me. Later.

BlkKnight
12-27-2001, 12:55 AM
This whole election thing is just getting too forgotten IMO, so I may be pulling out as well.

Sakura Yume
12-27-2001, 12:56 AM
I'll join the penguins!
Really? Well we'd be more than happy to have you! I'd just like to add penguin numbers are on the rise again!! *claims Agent Proto*

Daventhalas
12-27-2001, 03:45 AM
But teh question is...what do the penguins have to offer anyway?

Not to mention...what are these party things? What is this election thingie? I don't understand! @_@ It all scares and confuses me... *huddles in ph34r*

NeX
12-27-2001, 06:00 AM
Mafia? I don't know nothing about no Mafia! That's just a myth...

Calliope
12-31-2001, 02:15 AM
once again the penguins triumph!

Leeza
12-31-2001, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by Calliope
once again the penguins triumph!
You do? Did I miss something?

Agent Proto
12-31-2001, 02:56 AM
You absolutely are Leeza. :D

Leeza
12-31-2001, 03:06 AM
Originally posted by Agent Proto
You absolutely are Leeza. :D
I are? OK. But...you are not! :D

Spatvark
01-02-2002, 10:44 AM
OK boys (and girls), now is the big push... I need the COMPLETE list of members and which forums they are running for... I want ALL of those forums full so bloody well hurry up you lazy b@st@rds!

At the moment the lists stand as:

General Chat: Citizen Bleys
Eyes on Each Other: Tatum
The Lounge:
General Gaming Discussion: Super Christ (?)
The Artist's Gallery: NeX
The Writer's Corner: Spatvark
The French Forum/La forum française: Master Vivi
Study Hall:
Final Fantasy I-IV: BlkKnight
Final Fantasy V:
Final Fantasy VI: Daryl
Final Fantasy VII: Black Ninja
Final Fantasy VIII:
Final Fantasy IX:
Final Fantasy X:
Final Fantasy XI:
Final Fantasy Tactics:
Final Fantasy Movie / Music Forum:
General Final Fantasy / Square Forum:
Chrono Cross / Chrono Trigger: Super Christ (?)
Xenogears / Xenosaga:
Magestar:Legacy of an Adept:

1. Citizen Bleys (General Chat)
2. Melted Snowman
3. Raistlin
4. Wyllius
5. Rydia of Mist
6. Master Vivi (French Forum)
7. Morticia
8. Daryl (FFVI)
9. Spatvark (Writer's Corner)
10. Kawaii Ryuukishi
11. Won Fon Lei
12. Black Ninja (FF7)
13. Kalenisis
14. NeX (FanArt)
15. Super Christ (General Gaming or Chrono Series)
16. BlkKnight (FF1-4)
17. Tatum (Eyes On Each Other)
18. HighSorceressDelial
19. Rodarian
20. Wolfwood
21. Bloodstone
22. MoogleRush
23. Doomgaze
24. Kupopoi

If there's anyone I've missed, tell me quick... + since Proto's betrayal, the Lounge forum is now open... applications please? Move it, move it, move it!

Nait
01-15-2002, 08:07 AM
Have you any idea for WHAT I am searching here, hmm? Yes. Yes indeed.

But don't have any pressure... The election wont end until the 1st of Feb.

Raistlin
01-15-2002, 07:09 PM
I want the FFT forum(or the Gen. Gaming forum in Super chooses the other one).