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Caraliz
07-17-2008, 01:36 AM
is the greatest country ever amirite

anyways if the states were real people, what would they be like or you can even name objects they would be like!

represent for your state!

vermont would be a voluptuous woman who has cankles and whose hair goes crazy in the fall. :mog:

Jessweeee♪
07-17-2008, 01:37 AM
Texas would be fat.

Peegee
07-17-2008, 01:38 AM
America would be like this bully who doesn't know he's getting to old to be cool.

I'm sorry I love America but that's what it is.

Ko Ko
07-17-2008, 01:41 AM
Virginia would be crazy toothless people with large shotguns and dead animals on thier backs.

Yar
07-17-2008, 01:47 AM
is the greatest country ever amirite

Debatable.

Ohio is the jocky kid in gym class who thinks he's great at sports but really isn't.

Momiji
07-17-2008, 01:55 AM
Indiana? Who is Indiana? Has anyone heard of Indiana? xD

Yar
07-17-2008, 02:07 AM
Momiji! Indiana is this: http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg

TyphoonThaReapa
07-17-2008, 02:11 AM
Louisiana would be this black guy with dreads, gold teeth, and apparently extremely below poverty boundaries that few people care about. Quick to comment a crime just to buy something to eat and only get attention when girls flash their boobs at Mardi Gras or a Level 3 or higher Hurricane hits. Did I forget to mention that he doesn't have a rain coat?

Madame Adequate
07-17-2008, 02:13 AM
The United Kingdom would not even realize that it is a person.

TyphoonThaReapa
07-17-2008, 02:16 AM
The United Kingdom would not even realize that it is a person.

Blame Canada...:rolleyes2

Momiji
07-17-2008, 02:25 AM
Momiji! Indiana is this: http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg

Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about! :p

Yar
07-17-2008, 02:37 AM
Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about! :p

They could've gone with a useless Canadian province. "New Brunswick Jones" just rolls off the tongue.

Rengori
07-17-2008, 03:05 AM
California is myself. Racially and sexually ambiguous.

Madame Adequate
07-17-2008, 03:53 AM
Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about! :p

They could've gone with a useless Canadian province. "New Brunswick Jones" just rolls off the tongue.

Yukon Jones is very awesome.

Dynast-Kid
07-17-2008, 03:57 AM
Tennessee would be one of two people:

There's the sexy, muscular country boy afflicted with subconcious prejudices & a farmer's tan. Likes tractors, sweet tea, & may or may not be married to his cousin (maybe if he's from East TN!) xD

The other is a perky, attractive blonde girl who plays the guitar and is loved by millions. Little do they know about how she chews tobacco and has been drinking since the age of 4. ;___;

LADDY, care to elaborate? :bigsmile:

MKusanagi
07-17-2008, 04:03 AM
Cloud would be Colorado.

Rengori
07-17-2008, 04:04 AM
Cloud would be Colorado.

Funny, I don't remember Cloud being boring beyond comprehension.

MKusanagi
07-17-2008, 04:05 AM
Cloud Strife would be Colorado because he's good at everything but never believes it.

Anno Domini
07-17-2008, 04:10 AM
Alaska is just a block of ice carved into something pasable as a human. However, when appreciated as an ice sculpture, it is beautiful beyond compehension[sp?]

Lynx
07-17-2008, 04:10 AM
new york. lets see an angry man always wanting to fight, constantly swearing, and pronouncing its name noooo yoik. you know the stereotypical new yorker.

BardTard
07-17-2008, 05:03 AM
Illinois would be a computer that didn't work right.

Jessweeee♪
07-17-2008, 05:07 AM
Funny, I would have said Illinois was a politician!

qwertysaur
07-17-2008, 05:21 AM
New York is a lawyer. :p

Caraliz
07-17-2008, 07:40 AM
New York is most definitely a lawyer and I have never been there, just observed on Sex and the City, which is the drag queen/woman's bible anyway.

~*~Celes~*~
07-17-2008, 08:32 AM
Ohio, if it were a girl, would be flat-chested and tiny, with a big heart :heart: Quiet and nerdy too, only truly appreciated by those that know her best!

Rye
07-17-2008, 11:41 AM
new york. lets see an angry man always wanting to fight, constantly swearing, and pronouncing its name noooo yoik. you know the stereotypical new yorker.

No, I'd say that'd be Alabama or Tennessee. xD New York is a smart business executive always on the run with a blackberry.

Marshall Banana
07-17-2008, 11:50 AM
Kentucky must be a white man. =O

Jojee
07-17-2008, 03:52 PM
California is myself. Racially and sexually ambiguous. And asian. Tres asian. Not sure if I'm talking about Cali or you, so probably both. :choc:

Wisconsin is a white man, too. ^_^ A drunk one.

Aerith's Knight
07-17-2008, 04:22 PM
Great country, food sucks though.

NeoTifa
07-17-2008, 06:08 PM
we can kick you back out ak :p

i was gonna say ohio is like a boring politician. you are so bored and fed up with him, you are just dying to get away.

Quindiana Jones
07-17-2008, 07:33 PM
Somerset:

Very nice and cheerful, but also very drunk. There is a 50/50 chance that his mother is also his sister. CIDERRRRRRRR, OO-ARRRRRR!

BardTard
07-17-2008, 09:04 PM
Funny, I would have said Illinois was a politician!

also acceptable.
I hate Illinois so badly.

Caraliz
07-17-2008, 09:13 PM
Illinois would be a black street hooker.

fire_of_avalon
07-18-2008, 09:03 PM
North Carolina suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder. There's the friendly hillbilly, the anal artist, the small business owner, the brilliant doctor, the easy going beach bum, the quiet scholar, the hardworking farmer and the high powered executive all rolled into one person.

Freya
07-18-2008, 09:20 PM
Wyoming is the Cowboys that thinks by branding cattle and riding his horse to town he'll be liked by all the other states cause he's a "country-boy". He'd be a pretty boy most of the time but he has an anger that would shake the world, too bad no one cares enough to pay attention to him.

Caraliz
07-18-2008, 11:51 PM
Wow guise, it sounds like a lot of people know their states.

I wonder if anyone's from friggin North Dakota or anything.

MKusanagi
07-19-2008, 06:47 AM
California is a retard with no clue what they're doing, why they're doing it and if anything will come of it. But too bad they have the governator. Damn retards sucking all the good stuff out of life.

mooglebunni608
07-19-2008, 06:57 AM
Massachusettes would be pretty but kind of stupid and very full of itself. :/

GrimmReaper
07-19-2008, 08:01 PM
Florida.

mmm mmmm florida.

Florida is an old person with glasses driving an SUV or something ..(superbly portrayed on a southpark episode) while trying to find Country Kitchen.


mmmm country kitchen :3