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rubah
08-10-2008, 09:16 PM
Weighing in at 7.6lbs and 23-26 inches (not for certain) is this beaut
http://www.snowy-day.net/pictures/things/monstercumber.jpg

my dad found that in the garden in the middle of a huge cucumber vine he thought wasn't going to produce anything. Well no wonder nothing was growing, this sucker and its three 15 inch long friends were sucking up all the energy the vine was getting!

Sergeant Hartman
08-10-2008, 09:18 PM
What are you going to do with it?!

Leeza
08-10-2008, 09:41 PM
rubah, that doesn't look like a cucumber. A type of squash maybe, but not a cucumber.

Momiji
08-10-2008, 09:48 PM
Yeah, cucumbers are dark green and smooth, aren't they?

Lawr
08-10-2008, 09:59 PM
What are you going to do with it?!

She's obviously going to use it to kill some white haired mama's boy. :rolleyes2

Rantz
08-10-2008, 10:06 PM
sexual joke goes here

rubah
08-10-2008, 10:12 PM
it's a cucumber. we broke one open and it smelled like cucumber, it tastes like cucumber, and it came off a vine with cucumber leaves and flowers. We thought they might be a squash too before all that.

Vermachtnis
08-10-2008, 10:16 PM
This as nothing to do with Mandragoras :mad:

You can still scream as you club people with it.

KoShiatar
08-10-2008, 10:17 PM
I could not resist. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/cucumbers/)

Tallulah
08-10-2008, 10:34 PM
I don't think this is the best time to bring this up... The Dildo Song has just been on Tarrant on TV. :D

Madame Adequate
08-10-2008, 11:42 PM
God damn that makes me hot.

Levian
08-10-2008, 11:44 PM
OMG c0rn You dirty man! :eek:

Rye
08-10-2008, 11:44 PM
Maybe it's a cucumber squash hybrid. Like tomacco.

PS: I see wat u did thar Huxley.

Vikeve
08-11-2008, 04:41 AM
That's so cool!

Yar
08-11-2008, 05:14 AM
Rubah just wants to show off her eCucumber.

Vyk
08-11-2008, 04:00 PM
Toddler sized cucumber of creepiness (and apparently sexual arousal, too)

Lawr
08-11-2008, 07:22 PM
Sometime I act manly to compensate for my eCucumber.

Quindiana Jones
08-12-2008, 02:14 PM
I could not resist. (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/cucumbers/)

God damn you, you beat me to it! xD