Imagine if Aaron Freed in 2002 would have joined Eyes on staff.

[Yamaneko]

I'm just glad that our staff brethren maintained Eyes on's storied WASP tradition of electing pure-bloods. It would have been tragic I fear. That said, I am not above congratulating a heathen on his day of birth even if he doesn't believe the Messiah has come yet. So join me by keeping watch on his grubby little hands (just look at how tiny they are!) and wishing Aaron Freed a happy 25th birthday.

In return I simply ask him not to crucify me for all the well-intentioned Jewish stereotypes. :foot:


It's also acceptable to acknowledge that I have completed seven years of providing this community the invaluable service of my presence. There was a time when I would have explained adding something as egoistic as this to the topic of another's celebratory occasion, but yeah...

[Jowy]

Happy birthday, he who's sig is horribly butchered. 8-)

[Rye]

Your jewfro is truly awe-inspiring. Happy Birthday! :flounder:

[DK]

Freed being a mod here would have been hilarious. Although in 2002 he was a gigantic failure compared to the fairly large failure he is nowadays so it probably wouldn't have been as good. Anyway,

Happy post moar day imho http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/gaymusicnote.gif

[Leeza]

Happy birthday, Aaron. :)

[Baloki]

Ditto

[Shlup]

Can we stop with the birthday threads for people who haven't posted here in forever, don't even like the place, and aren't liked by anyone anyway??

NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR FROBOY!

[XxSephirothxX]

happy bday imho :monster:

[Psychotic]

valid :monster: imho.

I think I did it right.

[Heath]

Happy birthday!

[Big D]

I'll reply to this thread in time-honoured Fool's Gold fashion, with obscure in-jokes told using oversized smileys:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/Ace_Venom/graffiti.jpg

http://fools-gold.org/forum/images/smilies/giantmonstersmash.gif

[Captain Maxx Power]

Who the hell is Aaron Freed, and why should I care?

[Leeza]

You joined in 2002 and you don't know the legendary Aaron Freed? Why that's just...lucky for you. :)

[Blue Harvest]

I only joined this year and even I know who he is. But then again, I met him elsewhere. Don't much like the guy tbh.

[Raistlin]

You joined in 2002 and you don't know the legendary Aaron Freed? Why that's just...lucky for you. :)

I laughed.

[Peegee]

Aaron poasts in eoff?

well if you read this, hb to chuu

pikachu

[bipper]

The man, srsly? I have had enough of your myths, legends, and tales of Gods, greatjustice, and horrible tasting communistic iodine flavored salt water. Deities have no birthdays. I found your loophole. The joke is up.

[Del Murder]

I can't be arsed to wish him a happy birthday.

[Jiro]

Never heard of him tbh. But :happybday all the same

[Arc_Master_14]

Never heard of him tbh. But :happybday all the same

[The Man]

Thanks guys. Except you, Shlup, and Blue Harvest, whoever the hell you are. I'm putting you on notice.

now I'll probably go back to not posting for another year :monster:

[Baloki]

now I'll probably go back to not posting for another year :monster:

I'm already looking forward to it.

[The Man]

now I'll probably go back to not posting for another year :monster:

I'm already looking forward to it.

I'm almost tempted not to, just to spite you :monster:

[Baloki]

now I'll probably go back to not posting for another year :monster:

I'm already looking forward to it.

I'm almost tempted not to, just to spite you :monster:

No I meant I'm looking forward to you not posting again, please don't confuse me for someone with a heart, Roogle and Yams stole that away from me years ago :monster:

[I Took the Red Pill]

happy two days late birthday imho http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/gaymusicnote.gif

[Blue Harvest]

Thanks guys. Except you, Shlup, and Blue Harvest, whoever the hell you are. I'm putting you on notice.

That supposed to scare me? How pathetic :tongue:

[The Man]

now I'll probably go back to not posting for another year :monster:

I'm already looking forward to it.

I'm almost tempted not to, just to spite you :monster:

No I meant I'm looking forward to you not posting again, please don't confuse me for someone with a heart, Roogle and Yams stole that away from me years ago :monster:

That's what I meant, I'm almost tempted to start posting again regularly just to spite you :monster:



Thanks guys. Except you, Shlup, and Blue Harvest, whoever the hell you are. I'm putting you on notice.

That supposed to scare me? How pathetic :tongue:

lack of recognition of Colbert references = epic fail :monster:

[DK]

yeah don't worry Freed you don't have breasts so he'll stop stalking you eventually

[Franklin Delano Bluth]

Happy birthday mah little jew man! :choc2:

[Aerith's Knight]

Can we stop with the birthday threads for people who haven't posted here in forever, don't even like the place, and aren't liked by anyone anyway??

NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR FROBOY!