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I<3Bunnies*~
08-17-2008, 08:48 PM
every one says the italians are really good lovers, but i can't help but wonder whats so great about them. i mean yeah i've kissed an italian and it was like i died and gone to heaven but what makes them so great
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scrumpleberry
08-17-2008, 08:52 PM
We've just got it bebeh, amirite Ryechu? :aimkiss:

Rye
08-17-2008, 09:05 PM
Our greasy hair and skin contains an aphrodisiac. It also contains electrolytes that keeps us going and going in the bed. Like vitamin water, except I wouldn't want to drink it. :hyper:

scrumpy: Oh yeahhhh! :aimkiss:

Madame Adequate
08-17-2008, 09:05 PM
Where to start? Their grease. Their mustaches. Whatever you want, no matter your kink, they've got the uh... 'connections' to get it fulfilled. And who can say no to a people who will 'plumb your pipes' and then bake you a pizza?

I mean, once you overlook the fashion.

Yamaneko
08-17-2008, 09:18 PM
From what I can tell Italian culture fosters some of the happiest people on earth. I guess that translates well into the bedroom.

Jessweeee♪
08-17-2008, 09:20 PM
I like basketti.

Miriel
08-17-2008, 11:24 PM
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:

Goldenboko
08-17-2008, 11:25 PM
I'm Italian :bigsmile:

Balzac
08-17-2008, 11:58 PM
I wear Italian jeans.

snacks
08-17-2008, 11:59 PM
Italian boys are hot, especially jocky ones.
Don't care what kind of lover they are, if i can just look at 'em.

DarkZitan
08-18-2008, 01:21 AM
we italians are a fine breed! >=O

Bastian
08-18-2008, 01:23 AM
Argh! I thought it was going to be a discussion about the sodas.

Del Murder
08-18-2008, 02:32 AM
It's the cheese.

Bunny
08-18-2008, 02:35 AM
Girls are attracted to the "bad boy" type.

All Italians are in the mafia.

The mafia is a criminal organization.

Jowy
08-18-2008, 02:58 AM
Much like the Yakuza.

~*~Celes~*~
08-18-2008, 07:10 AM
Well, I couldn't tell ya...I'm with a British boy :p

Breine
08-18-2008, 10:57 AM
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:

Seriously, that was my nickname in High School.. for whatever reason xD

The Shoeless Hobo
08-18-2008, 11:38 AM
Hahaha, who is I<3Bunnies*~ exactly?

Personally I find her hilarious. She's like the comic relief of EOFF. xD

Lawr
08-18-2008, 03:58 PM
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:

Seriously, that was my nickname in High School.. for whatever reason xD

THUNDAR FROM DOWN UNDAR!!



Hahaha, who is I<3Bunnies*~ exactly?

Personally I find her hilarious. She's like the comic relief of EOFF. xD

http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/levian.html

Peegee
08-18-2008, 06:51 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.

The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.

What?

DarkZitan
08-18-2008, 07:11 PM
lol well played sir

bipper
08-18-2008, 07:14 PM
http://lechucks.bitacoras.com/img_humor/mario.jpg

All questions have been answered.

Miriel
08-18-2008, 07:32 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.

The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.

What?

I cannot believe you went there. xD

Peegee
08-18-2008, 07:34 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.

The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.

What?

I cannot believe you went there. xD

I don't have a filter.

Rantz
08-18-2008, 07:59 PM
Let's invent a PG filter for the sake of future generations. :)

Lawr
08-18-2008, 08:00 PM
asl?

Shiny
08-18-2008, 08:36 PM
I dunno but everyone in my town in either Italian, part Italian or some form of Guido species.

Rye
08-18-2008, 08:59 PM
I dunno but everyone in my town in either Italian, part Italian or some form of Guido species.

Everyone in my town is a guido. Even the people who aren't Italian. xD

Hambone
08-19-2008, 01:07 AM
The food.

Luara
08-19-2008, 01:14 AM
Italians...? :eek: Hambone is right..
I like their food yeah food is the speacial thing they have...:3 does this count? :D

Rase
08-19-2008, 01:20 AM
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/08/amd_sachabaroncohen.jpg

Italians are all the rage.

Quindiana Jones
08-20-2008, 12:41 PM
Italian men actually secrete a potent airborne aphrodisiac from their hairy man-chests. All my gay experiences have been in Italy, and I don't remember them very well.

Women are the same, except the Italian Air of Sex (as it's known) is secreted from their airpit and pubic hairs.

scrumpleberry
08-20-2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/08/amd_sachabaroncohen.jpg

Italians are all the rage.

We all have little blond boys following us around to do our bidding :bigsmile: