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I<3Bunnies*~
08-17-2008, 08:48 PM
every one says the italians are really good lovers, but i can't help but wonder whats so great about them. i mean yeah i've kissed an italian and it was like i died and gone to heaven but what makes them so great
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scrumpleberry
08-17-2008, 08:52 PM
We've just got it bebeh, amirite Ryechu? :aimkiss:
Our greasy hair and skin contains an aphrodisiac. It also contains electrolytes that keeps us going and going in the bed. Like vitamin water, except I wouldn't want to drink it. :hyper:
scrumpy: Oh yeahhhh! :aimkiss:
Madame Adequate
08-17-2008, 09:05 PM
Where to start? Their grease. Their mustaches. Whatever you want, no matter your kink, they've got the uh... 'connections' to get it fulfilled. And who can say no to a people who will 'plumb your pipes' and then bake you a pizza?
I mean, once you overlook the fashion.
Yamaneko
08-17-2008, 09:18 PM
From what I can tell Italian culture fosters some of the happiest people on earth. I guess that translates well into the bedroom.
Jessweeee♪
08-17-2008, 09:20 PM
I like basketti.
Miriel
08-17-2008, 11:24 PM
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:
Goldenboko
08-17-2008, 11:25 PM
I'm Italian :bigsmile:
Balzac
08-17-2008, 11:58 PM
I wear Italian jeans.
snacks
08-17-2008, 11:59 PM
Italian boys are hot, especially jocky ones.
Don't care what kind of lover they are, if i can just look at 'em.
DarkZitan
08-18-2008, 01:21 AM
we italians are a fine breed! >=O
Bastian
08-18-2008, 01:23 AM
Argh! I thought it was going to be a discussion about the sodas.
Del Murder
08-18-2008, 02:32 AM
It's the cheese.
Bunny
08-18-2008, 02:35 AM
Girls are attracted to the "bad boy" type.
All Italians are in the mafia.
The mafia is a criminal organization.
~*~Celes~*~
08-18-2008, 07:10 AM
Well, I couldn't tell ya...I'm with a British boy :p
Breine
08-18-2008, 10:57 AM
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:
Seriously, that was my nickname in High School.. for whatever reason xD
The Shoeless Hobo
08-18-2008, 11:38 AM
Hahaha, who is I<3Bunnies*~ exactly?
Personally I find her hilarious. She's like the comic relief of EOFF. xD
My boyfriend is an Italian Stallion. :jokey:
Seriously, that was my nickname in High School.. for whatever reason xD
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Hahaha, who is I<3Bunnies*~ exactly?
Personally I find her hilarious. She's like the comic relief of EOFF. xD
http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/psychotic.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/levian.html
Peegee
08-18-2008, 06:51 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.
The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.
What?
DarkZitan
08-18-2008, 07:11 PM
lol well played sir
bipper
08-18-2008, 07:14 PM
http://lechucks.bitacoras.com/img_humor/mario.jpg
All questions have been answered.
Miriel
08-18-2008, 07:32 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.
The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.
What?
I cannot believe you went there. xD
Peegee
08-18-2008, 07:34 PM
Generations of controlled breeding to maximize certain attributes.
The greasy hair also acts as a natural lubricant.
What?
I cannot believe you went there. xD
I don't have a filter.
Rantz
08-18-2008, 07:59 PM
Let's invent a PG filter for the sake of future generations. :)
Shiny
08-18-2008, 08:36 PM
I dunno but everyone in my town in either Italian, part Italian or some form of Guido species.
I dunno but everyone in my town in either Italian, part Italian or some form of Guido species.
Everyone in my town is a guido. Even the people who aren't Italian. xD
Hambone
08-19-2008, 01:07 AM
The food.
Luara
08-19-2008, 01:14 AM
Italians...? :eek: Hambone is right..
I like their food yeah food is the speacial thing they have...:3 does this count? :D
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/08/amd_sachabaroncohen.jpg
Italians are all the rage.
Quindiana Jones
08-20-2008, 12:41 PM
Italian men actually secrete a potent airborne aphrodisiac from their hairy man-chests. All my gay experiences have been in Italy, and I don't remember them very well.
Women are the same, except the Italian Air of Sex (as it's known) is secreted from their airpit and pubic hairs.
scrumpleberry
08-20-2008, 03:57 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/08/amd_sachabaroncohen.jpg
Italians are all the rage.
We all have little blond boys following us around to do our bidding :bigsmile:
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