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Rengori
08-28-2008, 04:25 AM
This is a serious question, would you eat a panda?

Am I the only one who thinks they look incredibly delicious?

Psychotic
08-28-2008, 04:26 AM
God damn right I would.

Yar
08-28-2008, 04:27 AM
If I was going to die if I didn't eat it, I would. But if I had other options or could eat later, I wouldn't eat a panda.

Roto13
08-28-2008, 04:29 AM
It's finger Ling-Ling good!

Arc_Master_14
08-28-2008, 04:39 AM
BOO! no I would never ever ever eat such a cute creature!

qwertysaur
08-28-2008, 04:41 AM
Nah, I'll pass on that one. What with all the fines and stuff for killing an endangered species.

Misfit
08-28-2008, 04:45 AM
No.

Miriel
08-28-2008, 05:18 AM
I don't eat things that are cute and cuddly. This includes puppies, horses, and pandas.

Moon Rabbits
08-28-2008, 06:09 AM
Sure why not.

Momiji
08-28-2008, 06:17 AM
Maybe.

Bunny
08-28-2008, 06:21 AM
I don't eat things that are cute and cuddly. This includes puppies, horses, and pandas.

Horses scare the living crap out of me.

Like I said in the other thread regarding human, I would eat it if it died of natural causes (not bleeding to death from a gunshot wound) and there was no health risks involved.

Montoya
08-28-2008, 06:25 AM
Heck yes.

Shlup
08-28-2008, 06:26 AM
I don't think they look delicious, but I'd try one.

Ko Ko
08-28-2008, 06:58 AM
I'd do it.

Then again... I was the only one who'd definitely eat human, too. :(

Calliope
08-28-2008, 08:35 AM
http://images.vinylpulse.com/vp_pics/angry_woebots/08_04_print/AngryWoebotprintscan_b.jpg

This does not look delicious. This looks like a critically endangered species that would lance you through the neck with a bamboo stake before you could say "number seven with dimsims please", is what it looks like.

Yamaneko
08-28-2008, 08:56 AM
Pandas are a disgrace to the evolutionary chain that procured bears. What kind of bear sustains itself on such a poorly-nutritious substance like bamboo? They have to eat entire forests to get anything out of it. I say "save the bamboo" instead.

Rantz
08-28-2008, 09:10 AM
If they weren't so goldarn endangered, sure I would!

Blue Harvest
08-28-2008, 10:18 AM
I'm going with no on this one too.

Jiro
08-28-2008, 10:20 AM
Pass, thanks.

Breine
08-28-2008, 11:08 AM
No! NEVAR! Too cute and endangered to eat! :mad2:

Loony BoB
08-28-2008, 02:11 PM
No, I don't like the idea of eating the meat of an endangered species.

Bastian
08-28-2008, 06:49 PM
I'm a vegi. So . . . No way, Jose!

Lawr
08-28-2008, 06:52 PM
I'd kill that sucker myself and feast like no tomorrow! Or I'd poison its bamboo and watch it die slowly. The poison will only effect Pandas and not humans so therefore I am great.




No, I don't like the idea of eating the meat of an endangered species.

That's what SHE said.

cloud21zidane16
08-28-2008, 09:36 PM
If i was stranded somewhere and was starving to death, otherwise no.

Quindiana Jones
08-28-2008, 11:51 PM
Yes.

Hambone
08-29-2008, 12:08 AM
No, endangered.

ReloadPsi
08-29-2008, 12:13 AM
Pandas appear to be very lethargic creatures so the meat would be either
a) tender
b) fatty
c) both a and b

So I'd be quite eager to try it depending on those factors. If it were very fatty meat I'd be put off; I can't even eat bacon fat. Pandas only eat foods that their stomach and teeth aren't designed for, no bloody wonder they're going extinct. Add to this that I've heard far too many people call it "the ultimate stoner animal" and for some strange, twisted, sick reason I feel all too happy to... well, you get the point ^____^

Eating pandas would be straight smurfing edge!

And until then, if you wanna save the bloody pandas, relocate them someplace that those retards will eat properly! Geez!

Laddy
08-29-2008, 01:44 AM
Yes, I secretly snuck into my local zoo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memphis_Zoo) and ate one of the panda's thumbs. I cannot recall which one.

In all seriousness, no. I wouldn't.