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rubah
08-29-2008, 01:51 AM
So I rammed my foot into a doorstop at the library today TRYING TO THROW AWAY MY TRASH like a conscientious person.
Apparently the library doesn't have a first-aid kit. Luckily, one of the workers had brought her own bandaids (batman), so after I sopped up the blood in the bathroom and limped back, I applied a blue-headed bruce wayne to my foot.
So now I think I need to do some campaigning to get the library to get a first aid kit. I mean, what if someone got hurt worse than that? Or had an asthma attack or whatever. Sat on a bee in front of a computer terminal?
Been hurt lately? Alternatively, been in a library lately?
Bunny
08-29-2008, 02:30 AM
No and no.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
08-29-2008, 02:53 AM
So I rammed my foot into a doorstop at the library today TRYING TO THROW AWAY MY TRASH like a conscientious person.This never would have happened if you hadn't been showboating as usual. Keep flirting with the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_shot">Sky Hook</a>, and you'll be lucky if you survive at all.
rubah
08-29-2008, 03:02 AM
;.; Do you want to see my batman bandaid?
Yes and no. I tripped and fell right on my fucking face yesterday.
I haven't been to a library in at least six years. Books ftl.
Shlup
08-29-2008, 03:42 AM
I've been on a cute shoes kick and now I have like eight blisters.
Moving into my dorm gave me a pretty bruise on my leg from wacking it with a shelving unit.
Also, I decided I wanted to do a cartwheel and smashed my knee on my bedpost. I'm a bright child.
I think I last when to the library mid-August. Er, and the school one to print stuff, but not for library reasons.
Batman band-aids FTW!
rubah
08-29-2008, 05:16 AM
so um, I kinda gave myself a scissors cut on my finger :((((((
IT BURNS LIKE A MOTHERSMURFER.
Vermachtnis
08-29-2008, 05:23 AM
So I took running full steam into the kitchen the other day and tried to do a 90 degree turn and slipped and wanged my head into the cabinet. I have a bump on my head, but I cracked the cabinet so victory for me.
Del Murder
08-29-2008, 05:27 AM
I am invincible.
Last time I bled was when somebody purposely stepped on me whilst wearing running spikes. So that hurt like an EXPLETIVE when I was running :(
Calliope
08-29-2008, 09:30 AM
I go to the library at least five times a week. I have yet to find the false book that activates the entrance to the batcave.
Rantz
08-29-2008, 09:38 AM
I cut my finger on a tin can yesterday while sorting out the recycling. The world hurts those who care about it. :(
Breine
08-29-2008, 09:43 AM
No and no.
What he said.
Blue Harvest
08-29-2008, 10:40 AM
No to both questions.
I was in a book store last night, does that count?
cloud21zidane16
08-29-2008, 02:53 PM
I got my thumb caught in a door the other day, blood instantly came up under my nail and it was throbbing for a while:( Now ive got this stupid looking purple mark on my nail until it grows out:mad2:
rubah
08-29-2008, 03:03 PM
I am mildly worried about this pandemic of library avoiders eoff seems to be hosting.
Rantz
08-29-2008, 03:17 PM
I am mildly worried about this pandemic of library avoiders eoff seems to be hosting.
I love the library! It's probably my favourite type of official building!
Zeldy
08-29-2008, 05:08 PM
I kinda went into the library (well, it's something like LEARNING SUPPORT AREA) yesterday at college, but I stood in the door-way as I had a can of Dr Pepper. ewww librarys.
Captain Maxx Power
08-29-2008, 06:32 PM
Last time I was in a library was to print out some CV's. That was about a year ago. I regularly purposefully injury myself because you're not a real man unless you lose a pint of blood every week.
Dolentrean
08-29-2008, 07:29 PM
Librarys are cool, I go into them pretty frequently... in fact I have to into one sometime this weekend to see if they have a textbook on reserve.
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