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crono_logical
08-29-2008, 10:56 PM
Yes, your real desktop this time, enough of the computer ones :p

I actually tidied and cleaned mine up for the first time in like 2 years or something, the amount of dust under the devices on the table was surprising :p

Denmark
08-29-2008, 11:21 PM
In the center you see my computer, with General Chat up on the screen. My external hard drive and ethernet cable can be seen behind and to the left a little bit of the laptop. Above the computer my sunglasses case can be seen peeking out over the top; behind that is a cylindrical mesh thing with pencils and scissors in it.

Also to the left is an empty cup, 81 quarters (neatly stacked to the far left in 8 piles of 10 plus 1), and various other non-neat change). Behind all that's my desk organizer, and above that on the left is my printer.

To the right of my computer, you can see my phone and my remote for my TV (which is out of the picture to the right). You might be able to see a flash drive to the left of that mug and mostly obscured by the remote. Above all that is a little alarm clock, my stapler, two shot glasses, vitamins, and my lamp.

That's my desk that was made before laptops were invented which is why the laptop doesn't fit very well.

EDITGA: It's even better if you include a picture! :jess:

Roto13
08-29-2008, 11:22 PM
I was going to be funny and take a picture of my laptop sitting on my lap, but nobody needs that good a view of my crotch.

Old Manus
08-29-2008, 11:23 PM
Where the magic happens

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/DSC00102.jpg

Moon Rabbits
08-29-2008, 11:24 PM
Mine is pretty unremarkable. My printer is nice. :D

Remulak
08-29-2008, 11:27 PM
Where the magic happens

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/DSC00102.jpg

By magic you mean "where millions of potential children die each day."

Rye
08-29-2008, 11:34 PM
^ I lol'd.

My room is only a shell of its former self, because I took a lot of stuff out to bring to college. So when I get settled into my dorm tomorrow, I'll take a photo of my desk. :jess:

Flying Mullet
08-29-2008, 11:44 PM
Nothing spectacular, just a couple of computers and monitors, or in this case, a laptop with an expanded desktop to the left.
http://www.geocities.com/chadmonkey/desk_top.jpg

Sergeant Hartman
08-29-2008, 11:48 PM
Where the magic happens

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/DSC00102.jpg
I can't see smalls properly, the picture is ruined! :(

Rye
08-29-2008, 11:51 PM
FM, you have the same laptop as I did at work. Doesn't it irritate you, because of the button? That red button in the middle of the keyboard was so ridiculous. I typed awful with it xD Does it even have a function?

Old Manus
08-29-2008, 11:52 PM
By magic you mean "where millions of children die each day."Fixed :monster:


Also, the flash :(

Sergeant Hartman
08-29-2008, 11:55 PM
FM with his fancy mouse and mat :)

Moon Rabbits
08-29-2008, 11:56 PM
FM, you have the same laptop as I did at work. Doesn't it irritate you, because of the button? That red button in the middle of the keyboard was so ridiculous. I typed awful with it xD Does it even have a function?

Can't you move the mouse with that deal?

Ouch!
08-30-2008, 12:02 AM
FM, you have the same laptop as I did at work. Doesn't it irritate you, because of the button? That red button in the middle of the keyboard was so ridiculous. I typed awful with it xD Does it even have a function?

Can't you move the mouse with that deal?
XKCD called it the clitmouse.

Rye
08-30-2008, 12:06 AM
Well, I don't think I like clits anymore, because that thing is dire and makes me type like a blind person. >:o

Remulak
08-30-2008, 12:14 AM
Only a matter of time before a 13 year old asks "where is the clit located?"

Madame Adequate
08-30-2008, 12:27 AM
Dude, I didn't know that when I was eighteen.

DMKA
08-30-2008, 12:37 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/fdsddfsf.jpg

Yeah baby, I'm hip.

crono_logical
08-30-2008, 01:10 AM
Something about Sailor Moon and vodka bottle in the same picture doesn't seem right :p

Momiji
08-30-2008, 01:13 AM
Desks are overrated. When I get tired of using my laptop on my lap, I place it there on that small, cluttered table next to my futon. I haven't used my waterbed to the left of the picture (not seen in picture) for anything other than a table for more than a month now, because it's absolute hell to sleep on in the summer, having a room with temperatures relative to the surface of the sun. :monster:

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/0829082007.jpg

Flying Mullet
08-30-2008, 01:42 AM
FM, you have the same laptop as I did at work. Doesn't it irritate you, because of the button? That red button in the middle of the keyboard was so ridiculous. I typed awful with it xD Does it even have a function?

Can't you move the mouse with that deal?
I like using the clit, thankyouverymuch. :p

Rye
08-30-2008, 02:00 AM
I bet your wife appreciates that. :bigsmile:

Roto13
08-30-2008, 02:00 AM
Desks are overrated. When I get tired of using my laptop on my lap, I place it there on that small, cluttered table next to my futon. I haven't used my waterbed to the left of the picture (not seen in picture) for anything other than a table for more than a month now, because it's absolute hell to sleep on in the summer, having a room with temperatures relative to the surface of the sun. :monster:

I would so totally fill it with ice water. :P

DMKA
08-30-2008, 02:02 AM
Desks are overrated. When I get tired of using my laptop on my lap, I place it there on that small, cluttered table next to my futon. I haven't used my waterbed to the left of the picture (not seen in picture) for anything other than a table for more than a month now, because it's absolute hell to sleep on in the summer, having a room with temperatures relative to the surface of the sun. :monster:

I would so totally fill it with ice water. :P

*imagines sex on an ice cold surface*

Flying Mullet
08-30-2008, 02:09 AM
*imagines sex on an ice cold surface*
*imagines butt cheeks frozen to the ground, like a tongue to a flagpole*

Momiji
08-30-2008, 02:11 AM
Desks are overrated. When I get tired of using my laptop on my lap, I place it there on that small, cluttered table next to my futon. I haven't used my waterbed to the left of the picture (not seen in picture) for anything other than a table for more than a month now, because it's absolute hell to sleep on in the summer, having a room with temperatures relative to the surface of the sun. :monster:

I would so totally fill it with ice water. :P

That would be nice, but waking up with hypothermia and frostbite sounds like a bad end.


*imagines sex on an ice cold surface*


*imagines butt cheeks frozen to the ground, like a tongue to a flagpole*

*imagines a cold shower effect*

Roto13
08-30-2008, 02:13 AM
Oh, everyone in the whole world knows that Momiji doesn't have sex.

Momiji
08-30-2008, 02:22 AM
Oh, everyone in the whole world knows that Momiji doesn't have sex.

Well, it's true. What's your point? :monster:

Croyles
08-30-2008, 03:05 AM
I tried, but my envelope wasnt big enough.

duh dun chhh.

Yar
08-30-2008, 04:07 AM
Laptop = no desk. :(

DMKA
08-30-2008, 05:04 AM
Laptop = no desk. :(

See third post.

Avarice-ness
08-30-2008, 06:44 AM
I don't have a desk anymore. =[

But I have to say I am amused by this thread, it got so dirty so so fast. :P

Momiji
08-30-2008, 06:46 AM
I don't have a desk anymore. =[

But I have to say I am amused by this thread, it got so dirty so so fast. :P

Indeed, now everyone knows I'm a virgin. >_>


...although it was obvious anyway.

Baloki
08-30-2008, 09:59 AM
http://pics.livejournal.com/baloki/pic/003ftkyq

Blue Harvest
08-30-2008, 10:24 AM
I refuse to take a picture of my desk until my brother tidies it. It's a bloody mess :mad:



Indeed, now everyone knows I'm a virgin. >_>


...although it was obvious anyway.

Don't worry Mom, you're not the only one :jess:

Zeldy
08-30-2008, 10:53 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/Dynasty__2006/DSC01261.jpg

That's mine, it's always that much of a mess. You should see the rest of my room!

Roto13
08-30-2008, 04:53 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/baloki/pic/003ftkyq

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE RABBIT THINGS! <3

Sergeant Hartman
08-30-2008, 05:04 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/Dynasty__2006/DSC01261.jpg

That's mine, it's always that much of a mess. You should see the rest of my room!
Trust you to have stickers all over your monitor :rolleyes2

Baloki
08-30-2008, 05:35 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/baloki/pic/003ftkyq

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE RABBIT THINGS! <3

Their ace :D!

Heath
08-30-2008, 07:15 PM
Where the magic happens

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/oldmanus/DSC00102.jpg

Manus reads Private Eye. Bet he's actually Ian Hislop.

Old Manus
08-30-2008, 08:03 PM
Close. Angus Deayton. Those crack hoes were worth the loss in earnings

Loony BoB
08-30-2008, 09:45 PM
I'll stick to my desk rather than the stuff on Danielle's desk (which is the one cut off to the left)...

The Very Top
1. PS2 games, which I never really play.
2. PC games, which I never really play.

Top Left Shelf
3. Blank CDs and random file-filled CDs from God-knows-when.
4. Wood Bleys sent me after I won it on eBay, along with message from Bleys that came with it.
5. Blank DVDs and random file-filled DVDs with things such as BSG episodes or something.
6. Small plastic box filled with random screws for various internal PC parts.
7. Software CDs.
8. My old hard drive, pretty much screwed.
9. 80's style TEAC casette case filled with 1.44 floppy disks, scalpels, business cards from NZ, spare SD card, stickers, shoelaces, tiny Marvin the Martian notepad and post-it notes.

Bottom Left Shelf
10. Scanner
11. Scanner stand I've never used.

Whiteboard
12. Picture of a flower that Danielle drew, and another flower you can't see as it's hidden on the left of the big bit saying "YOU'RE AWESEOME =D" (which, obviously, was put there by me, because nobody else says this unless they really want something).
13. A red and a black whiteboard marker.
14. A note from Danielle at the bottom-left.

Shelf Below Whiteboard
15. CD rack with no-longer-blank CDs and some music CDs.
16. Some jokey sex-antics dice I got from Danielle ages ago for Valentines. :p
17. A woodpecker type stand thingy. I don't even know what to call that this.
18. A photo of me, Mum and Dad from way back when they were together.

Actual Desk Area
19. Used earbud cleaner thingy.
20. Old Caramel Log wrapper.
21. List of things Danielle wanted me to bring to the city for her before she caught a train to go clubbing with her sister in Killy/Glasgow written onto an envelope.
22. Computacenter pen (which are awesome, and unfortunately, golddust).
23. A couple of plastic plates because I always eat at my desk and, clearly, don't clean up immediately afterwards.
24. Monitor, obviously.
25. Speakers just below the monitor, face down and shoved back as far as they can be as they are useless things I need to replace.
26. Half-used roll of mints as I eat them constantly.
27. Microsoft Intellimouse, my preferred mouse!
28. Sky TV remote.
29. Masses of pens.
30. More mints.
31. Nail clippers.
32. Empty Rocket ice lolly (as they're called in the UK - in NZ we call 'em ice blocks) wrapper & stick.
33. Metro newspaper for 28th August.
34. Empty glass. Don't think it was mine, actually. Danielle leaves her stuff around my desk too often. >=P
35. Measuring tape.
36. Sellotape.
37. Paper towel roll, almost used up and rather squished.
38. Scottish Gas envelope including random thing telling me about gas price increases and other such things.
39. Little pouring thing for getting water into the iron. That reminds me, I need to remember to buy a new iron. Our one broke.
40. Digital camera case.
41. Danielle's sunglasses.
42. Crayons.
43. John Farnham tape cassette, found while emptying old boxes and there as a reminder to download the songs from it.
44. DVDs - Jetsons: The Movie, The Emperor's New Groove and Pride and Prejudice. Only the middle one is mine!
45. Sky Sports magazine for September 2008.
46. Panasonic TV remote.
47. Used ticket for Ed Byrne, which we saw while Psy/Jess/Lev were here.
48. Business card for Ice, the place I get my haircut, with the email of a hairdresser written on the back. This sounds pretty cool until you find she only gave it to me after she found out I worked in IT and she had laptop problems. :p
49. Piece of the evil Sudokube.

And then on the right of my desk there's a small pedestal with...
50. Xbox 360 controllers.
51. Phone (landline) charger with phone.
52. Digital camera charger.
53. Xbox 360 controller battery charger.
54. Flowers I got Danielle over a week ago.

Under Desk
55. Sock.
56. Router.
57. Plugs.

Can't be arsed going through drawers. I hope you enjoyed this pointlessly lengthy post. I know it helped use up a bit of time! I'm bored.

Madame Adequate
08-30-2008, 10:00 PM
19. Used earbud cleaner thingy.

That's vile, Mr. Rye Font.

Loony BoB
08-30-2008, 10:04 PM
That's what I thought, too! On closer inspection, I don't think it's been used. I think it's just fallen out of a container that Danielle usually has on her desk. There are about twenty beneath her papers, too.

Jiro
08-31-2008, 07:37 AM
I cleaned mine just then so I could take a photo. It was after the tedious chores of throwing out rubbish that I realised, I have no method of taking a photo :O

scrumpleberry
08-31-2008, 12:50 PM
pic feat. freak rabbit thing

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE RABBIT THINGS! <3

Their ace :D!

what do those freak rabbit things actually do? i saw ads for them when they came out but i haven't a clue...


pic feat. clitmouse excellent flipflops and FUNKY FOOT MASSAGER????

DOES MULLEY HAVE A FUNKY FOOT MASSAGER????

+ also clitmouse is fun to be stupid with for a bit but i've never found that it's gotten in my way particularly.

Rantz
08-31-2008, 01:41 PM
I used a clitmouse to play Counter-Strike with in high school. :p

Breine
08-31-2008, 01:52 PM
I don't have a desk, so no pic from me.

..Much like Roto I'm not gonna take a picture of my crotch!

Flying Mullet
08-31-2008, 03:22 PM
pic feat. clitmouse excellent flipflops and FUNKY FOOT MASSAGER????

DOES MULLEY HAVE A FUNKY FOOT MASSAGER????

Yup yup, and I love it. :)

Mirage
08-31-2008, 04:20 PM
I don't have a proper desk for my desktop PC yet. so i've got it on my kitchen table.

I keep getting the feeling that my girlfriend doesn't like that, but i swiftly disregard it.

Clouded Sky
08-31-2008, 04:26 PM
Uhhh. How are all you guys doing this? They said my desk was much too heavy and wouldn't give me the postage. So I had to lug it all back home again. :(

Leeza
08-31-2008, 05:04 PM
My desk.

Momiji
08-31-2008, 05:46 PM
My desk.

Looks like we have the same computer, Leeza. :D

Leeza
08-31-2008, 05:58 PM
I doubt it. Mine is Chocolate Brown. :)

EDIT: Expresso. Not Chocolate Brown. :)

scrumpleberry
08-31-2008, 06:29 PM
Leeza has a very stylish room :heart:

Momiji
08-31-2008, 06:46 PM
I doubt it. Mine is Chocolate Brown. :)

EDIT: Expresso. Not Chocolate Brown. :)

I meant design-wise.

I WOULD have got the pink one, but it would have taken longer to ship, and I couldn't justify an extra 25 dollars for a side of the computer I'd rarely see. :p

Leeza
08-31-2008, 07:13 PM
I know Momiji, but colour is very important. Pink would look terrible in my room. :)

Mine is a Core 2 Duo T7250 @ 2.00GHz, RAM 3 G, 120 GB 7200RPM hardrive.

Ramza Beoulve
08-31-2008, 07:13 PM
Here it is.

Leeza
08-31-2008, 07:28 PM
And what colour is yours, Ramza? :)

Ramza Beoulve
08-31-2008, 07:53 PM
And what colour is yours, Ramza? :)
Black, I didn't like the colors they offered me for the laptop :)

Momiji
08-31-2008, 07:58 PM
I know Momiji, but colour is very important. Pink would look terrible in my room. :)

Mine is a Core 2 Duo T7250 @ 2.00GHz, RAM 3 G, 120 GB 7200RPM hardrive.

Haha, my room is so eclectic in color, it wouldn't matter. All of the furniture in my room is black, but other than that, color doesn't matter. It would complement my pink and black shoes nicely though. Oh well, black works fine as well.

Mine's a Core 2 Duo T5550 @ 1.83GHz, 4GB RAM, 320 GB hard drive. :D

Baloki
08-31-2008, 09:41 PM
pic feat. freak rabbit thing

YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE RABBIT THINGS! <3

Their ace :D!

what do those freak rabbit things actually do? i saw ads for them when they came out but i haven't a clue...

Alsorts, RSS reader, internet radio, weather machine, ear waggle thingie.

List is long.