Why Was 6 Afraid of 7?

[Yar]

Because 7 8 9!

I love corny jokes. The appeal I find is the humor in their corniness, rather than the actual joke. So, please, tell me some corny jokes. ;)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

<a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?collectionId=180179&targetVideoId=179598">Norm MacDonald</a> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?collectionId=180179&targetVideoId=179600">is destroying</a> <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?collectionId=180179&targetVideoId=179606">the universe</a>.

[Bunny]

Norm MacDonald was the best part of that roast.

[Markus. D]

Why did the kid fall off the swing?

Because he had no arms.

Why couldn't the kid get back up?

Because he had no legs!


Terrible I know, :p

[Levian]

What do you feed an invisible cat?

evaporated milk

[Krelian]

Oh, I got one.

Why can't the pony sing? Because it is a little hoarse.

Get it? XD Yeah... it's bad, I know, lol. I don't even know if I remember it correctly.

[Croyles]

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

[Flying Mullet]

Norm MacDonald was the best part of that roast.
Norm MacDonald and Gilbert Gottfried were the only funny ones in that roast.

[Rantz]

A man walked into a bar.

"Ow", he said. "Who the hell put a bar here?"

[Flying Mullet]

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene
In a similar vein, where do one-legged waitresses work?
IHOP

And few people are aware of this, but a one legged waitress did sue some people she was waiting on in an IHOP that were telling this joke. But she lost the case because she didn't have a leg to stand on.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

[bipper]

Why was 6 afraid of seven?
6 was worried of 7's jealous since 6 was up and by far the best game in the franchise and is considered the only final fantasy by most final fantasy's players and seven is the start of the emo final fantasy series, you never know what the self destructing game will do out of desperation.


Logically well supported answers aside, love means nothing to a tennis player.

[~*~Celes~*~]

What's gray, has four legs, and a trunk?

A mouse on vacation! :D

What's black, white, and read all over?
Newspapers!

The second one doesn't work as well if you write it because the word "red" is spelled different than "read" and so people could get it pretty quickly D=

[Krelian]

The second one doesn't work as well if you write it because the word "red" is spelled different than "read" and so people could get it pretty quickly D=
Same with my horse joke. I think if you write 'red' instead of 'read' it works better. Might just be me though.

[~*~Celes~*~]

The second one doesn't work as well if you write it because the word "red" is spelled different than "read" and so people could get it pretty quickly D=
Same with my horse joke. I think if you write 'red' instead of 'read' it works better. Might just be me though.

maybe :D

[Sergeant Hartman]

So I finished reading the dictionary the other day. Turns out the zebra did it.

[Quindiana Jones]

What's one of these (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2329/dsc00285zn4.jpg)?
A dead one of these (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/6121/dsc00287bh0.jpg).

A white horse walks into a pub and says to the barman:
"I'll have a whiskey please, mate."
The barman chuckles and says:
"You want the one with your name on it, I'll bet."
To which the horse replies:
"What? Ed?"