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rubah
09-06-2008, 11:25 PM
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MAKE SURE YOU REMOVE THE ADULT UNDIES LINK UNDER THE RESULTS THANK YOU


How would you do?

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Rye
09-06-2008, 11:30 PM
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I am a small lazy girl from the well to do suburbs of New York who can't even get back to her dorm at 9 at night without having a boy walk her home. I'm surprised I even got 4% for the house cat.

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09-06-2008, 11:33 PM
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And that, I assume, is buck naked. With a fleet of B-52s at my back, nature can bring it on.

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09-06-2008, 11:45 PM
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:o

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09-06-2008, 11:46 PM
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Huh. I dunno.

Psychotic
09-06-2008, 11:48 PM
If you're posting this, please don't post the sex toy advert link underneath. As much as I would love to be able to discuss the joys of buying Cherry Anal Eaze and the pros and cons of a Harness 2 Vac-u-lock 8" Realistic strap on at EoFF, it's just not gonna happen. :(

If I have to do any more snipping...! :irked:

Goldenboko
09-06-2008, 11:49 PM
If you're posting this, please don't post the sex toy advert link underneath. As much as I would love to be able to discuss the joys of buying Cherry Anal Eaze and the pros and cons of a Harness 2 Vac-u-lock 8" Realistic strap on at EoFF, it's just not gonna happen. :(

If I have to do any more snipping...! :irked:
Fixed :O

EDIT: Edible undies? wtf? :barf:

Shlup
09-06-2008, 11:56 PM
Go me! I thought my weight and slowness would hurt me, but I think being able to use a gun helps a lot.

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Shoeberto
09-06-2008, 11:56 PM
oops, my bad:D Totally didn't see that link pauly boy <333

[~rubah]

Shlup
09-06-2008, 11:58 PM
There are too many mods in this thread at once. xD

Fujiko
09-07-2008, 12:06 AM
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Baloki
09-07-2008, 12:24 AM
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09-07-2008, 12:29 AM
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I knew I had to be good for something.

Denmark
09-07-2008, 12:32 AM
With a fleet of B-52s at my back, nature can bring it on.

Here you go. Take it to nature.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/images/Web_B52s.jpg


Anyway.
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09-07-2008, 12:35 AM
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I've always known that bears and gorillas are my greatest weakness.

Dolentrean
09-07-2008, 01:04 AM
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Apparently Mother Nature is my bitch...

escobert
09-07-2008, 01:15 AM
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Raebus
09-07-2008, 02:17 AM
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Oops, will someone take out the adult bit for me?

Peegee
09-07-2008, 03:07 AM
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<p style="font-size: 9px; margin-top:-2px;"></p>

I'm happy with my results. I want to fight a bear (yes, really) and I think I can take a wolf.

Leeza
09-07-2008, 03:26 AM
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I would never survive a shark attack. :cat:

Vyk
09-07-2008, 04:03 AM
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I'm pleased with these results

Aerith's Knight
09-07-2008, 04:17 AM
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Man - 1 Wild - 0

~*~Celes~*~
09-07-2008, 04:43 AM
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rubah
09-07-2008, 04:52 AM
I've actually survived a dog attack. Stupid pit bulls were beatin' up on my dogs and I kinda went ballistic on them.

Hambone
09-07-2008, 05:32 AM
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The sex toy thing is hilarious. It's like totally random.

Peegee
09-07-2008, 06:30 AM
I find a correlation between being female and not surviving or not as likely to survive certain animal attacks. Where's the sexism accusations?

Less facetious, some of the results some of you are getting scare me. Work out more pls.

DMKA
09-07-2008, 06:39 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v190/devilmaykickass/gd.jpg

Levian
09-07-2008, 06:57 AM
Hah, sure PG whatever. If a housecat asked you to die you'd respond how high?

I'm not taking this test because it's using lbs and miles. I'm sorry internet but there's no room for lbs and miles in my life.

Moon Rabbits
09-07-2008, 06:58 AM
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I am just happy that I can win against an elephant.

Fonzie
09-07-2008, 07:08 AM
Hah, sure PG whatever. If a housecat asked you to die you'd respond how high?

I'm not taking this test because it's using lbs and miles. I'm sorry internet but there's no room for lbs and miles in my life.

You and your fancy system of measurements. :p

Ouch!
09-07-2008, 08:13 AM
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I do believe climbing trees saved me from a lot of stuff. Also being a fast runner would help. I'm glad they didn't ask about my endurance. I'd be so fucked.

Heath
09-07-2008, 10:37 AM
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<p style="font-size: 9px; margin-top:-2px;">

Quindiana Jones
09-07-2008, 10:48 AM
I'm too embarrassed to post my results because they're actually quite good. :(

Jiro
09-07-2008, 11:28 AM
That was crap, I only had 97% against the house cat. I'm trying again... :(

EDIT:
http://theirtoys.com/Attack/badges/gd.php?housecat=YES&racoon=YES&coyote=YES&mediumdog=YES&largedog=YES&wolf=YES&smallshark=71%&largeshark=37%&wildcat=71%&elephant=82%&liontiger=52%&bear=60%&gator=56%&gorilla=52%</a></a></p>

That's much better, I swear it hated me the first time

scrumpleberry
09-07-2008, 02:18 PM
lol i think the fact that I can't use weapons or climb trees hurt a lot x)

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cloud21zidane16
09-07-2008, 03:26 PM
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Slothy
09-08-2008, 12:26 PM
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I think my size, build, and running abilities combined with some knife and shooting experience helped me a lot. That and my will to survive considering I'd kill just about anything, including immediate family, if they tried to kill me. Good to know I'm well suited to survival.

I somehow doubt that my survival against sharks or alligators is guaranteed though. I'm a decent swimmer, but they're at home in the water and are predators that have evolved over millions of years to be exceptional at what they do. If they wanted me dead, I'm pretty sure they could do it if I wasn't very close to land.

Lynx
09-08-2008, 05:30 PM
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ii dont see how anyone should get a yes for large shark. the only reason people survive those attacks is because someone saves them. no one is a stronger swimmer then a shark.

anyway i mostly agree with my results minus the bear one. ive all ready dealt with bears and never had a problem. i mean if trying to feed them a piece of chicken wasn't proof enough then i guess ill have to find them and smack them around a bit. ive handled small sharks when i was a kid so thats not worry. i guess its time for me to go catch an alligator.

Balzac
09-08-2008, 07:44 PM
HOW WELL CAN YOU DEAD?

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Shiny
09-09-2008, 01:09 AM
I was in the woods a few weeks ago with a friend and we heard coyotes coming from Dead Man's Hill so we just walked really fast in the other direction.