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Flying Mullet
09-10-2008, 02:35 PM
Let's see how creative our members are in a random haiku thread. "But Mulley, I don't know how to write a haiku!" you exclaim, extremely distraught. "Not to worry my little Haikulet, writing a haiku is simple. There are three lines to a haiku and there are five syllables on the first line, seven on the second and five on the third. There are more advanced forms and definitions, but we'll keep it simple for today's lesson. Perhaps a haiku about haiku will help ease your angst."

<i>Use five syllables
then with seven syllables
finish with five more</i>

"But what should I write my haiku about?" you ask, starting to feel comfortable with the idea of writing in sentence fragments of odd-numbered syllables. "That part is simple. Go to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random">the random article generator on Wikipedia</a> and write a haiku about the article/subject that you are sent to."

Now go, my little Haikulets, make sweet syllable love to the world!

p.s. You know you loved the pun in the thread title! :bigsmile:

Momiji
09-10-2008, 02:41 PM
Look at the one in my sig or in Rantzien's 'Gaiku' thread for now. I'll think some new ones up later.

Even better:

Guilty Gear XX
I play as Bridget
...hey, hey, wait, she has a what!?
Wow, this is awkward.

Etrian Odyssey, part 1
We're on our way out
From fighting in the forest
...oh smurf, F.O.E.

Etrian Odyssey, part 2
Oh, it's just a deer
This will be no problem at--
Damn it, we're all dead.

Portal
Speedy thing goes in
Orange portal to blue portal
Speedy thing comes out

Halo 3
Standing on my face
Up down up down up down up
Hey you, knock it off.

Final Fantasy VII
A long black trenchcoat,
Silver hair, mommy issues
And yet you like him?

Guitar Hero 3
Let's try expert mode!
I picked "Through the Fire and Flames".
My fingers hurt now.

Touhou 6: The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
At last you reach her
A psychotic young lady
You don't continue

Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom
Phantom butterflies
Alternate from straight to swirl
Before blossoms bloom.


There.

Rantz
09-10-2008, 02:42 PM
Summer '96
A few Olympic medals
Iran wrestled well (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_at_the_1996_Summer_Olympics)

Barbara Byrum
67th represent
Vote for Barbara! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbara_Byrum)

Flying Mullet
09-10-2008, 02:43 PM
I didn't see the gen gaming haiku thread. xD

Oh well, maybe some people will enjoy this one that missed the last one.

Old Manus
09-10-2008, 03:05 PM
Mapinfo Interchange Format
All eight syllables
Impossible to insert
I managed it though

KentaRawr!
09-10-2008, 03:14 PM
Haikus are about weather
from what I have heard before
but this one is not! :D

Momiji
09-10-2008, 03:41 PM
That's 19 syllables, Kentarou. :p

Balzac
09-10-2008, 04:30 PM
You need to learn to count. :p:p:p:p:p:p

rubah
09-10-2008, 04:33 PM
Different forms are cool,
Perfectly acceptable--
Just like a snowflake.

Flying Mullet
09-10-2008, 04:38 PM
Snowflakes are evil
they bring death and disease to
innocent rubah

Roto13
09-10-2008, 04:39 PM
Disappointment Islands

There's no water there
What a sad name for a place
I would not go there

Captain Maxx Power
09-10-2008, 07:06 PM
Fiddle de dee do what
You want cause a Pirate is
Free you are a Pirate

noircat
09-10-2008, 07:09 PM
I sincerely doubt
the weather will pick up soon
and not rain on me.

Araciel
09-10-2008, 07:12 PM
Different forms are cool,
Perfectly acceptable--
Just like a snowflake.

I thought it was more
Different, three syllables
I guess I was wrong.

Levian
09-10-2008, 07:16 PM
Destiny Island
Gather Coconuts and rope
Don't forget keyblade

Mortal Kombat 3
up up down down left right block
Animality

She said "Paulo Lies"
Let's bury her rotten corpse
(It was "Paralyzed" :laugh:)

Cookie
09-10-2008, 08:26 PM
Dogs sleep anywhere
On the table, on the chair
Wake them if you dare

First haiku I ever wrote. Still have the piece of paper from school with one of those generic "well done" stickers on it lying around somewhere.

Momiji
09-10-2008, 10:09 PM
You need to learn to count. :p:p:p:p:p:p

Haikus are about weather - 7 syllables
from what I have heard before - 7 syllables
but this one is not! - 5 syllables.

And while I know that other forms are acceptable,


Use five syllables
then with seven syllables
finish with five more

:monster:

qwertysaur
09-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Here is a set of four that I wrote up :p

Flowers falling down
Caught in the winds calm embrace
Over a mute lake.

The willows weep green
The flower weeps in deep pink
The heart in blood red.

From the eye above
To the smile far down below
Serenity’s love.

With natures balance
Just like that of Yin and Yang
Beauty comes of two.

The Unknown Guru
09-10-2008, 11:28 PM
Rune Hauge
Norwegian agent
for the great sport of football.
He is quite obscure.

Wolfgang Cutler
Character in Oz,
Quite the douchebag, I have heard.
Damned Aryan Union.

Madame Adequate
09-10-2008, 11:51 PM
Reignac-sur-Indre
Small commune in central france
Nothing else to say

Rantz
09-11-2008, 09:18 AM
Such a manly man
Ernest William Lyons Holt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_William_Lyons_Holt)
The man loved his fish!

Sir Lancealot
09-11-2008, 10:39 AM
1999
June Bremen state election
Dr. Scherf wins it.

Blue Harvest
09-11-2008, 10:42 AM
Dolentrean rocks
Has he mentioned he's awesome?
Quite good looking too



Here is a set of four that I wrote up :p

Flowers falling down
Caught in the winds calm embrace
Over a mute lake.

The willows weep green
The flower weeps in deep pink
The heart in blood red.

From the eye above
To the smile far down below
Serenity’s love.

With natures balance
Just like that of Yin and Yang
Beauty comes of two.

Wasn't that the love poem you wrote for Kaycee? :tongue:

Flying Mullet
09-11-2008, 12:01 PM
Here is a set of four that I wrote up :p

Flowers falling down
Caught in the winds calm embrace
Over a mute lake.

The willows weep green
The flower weeps in deep pink
The heart in blood red.

From the eye above
To the smile far down below
Serenity’s love.

With natures balance
Just like that of Yin and Yang
Beauty comes of two.

Wasn't that the love poem you wrote for Kaycee? :tongue:
Some competition
for the poem DD wrote
for his sweet resha.


Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.

scrumpleberry
09-11-2008, 06:17 PM
Highly lolable
Pitiful little demon
Never gets a break

KentaRawr!
09-11-2008, 06:20 PM
That's 19 syllables, Kentarou. :p

My haiku is done
Too many syllables it has
My dreams are crushed now. :(

Yar
09-11-2008, 06:24 PM
Aren't haiku supposed to be about nature?

The forest stands tall,
but it won't be there for long,
arson is coming.

Delicious tuna,
I could eat it every day,
wait, this is dolphin.

Ack! A bear attack!
No, you can't have my sandwich!
Where is my bear spray? ;_;

Denmark
09-11-2008, 06:29 PM
Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools.

Seven syllables.
Before that, five syllables.
Also, after that.

R. "Ringo" Starkey
Not a very good drummer
But he got lucky

Momiji
09-11-2008, 06:55 PM
That's 19 syllables, Kentarou. :p

My haiku is done
Too many syllables it has
My dreams are crushed now. :(

18 syllables. :tongue:

KentaRawr!
09-11-2008, 07:24 PM
Haikus are too tough
The syllable count is odd
and my brain hurts lots!

rubah
09-11-2008, 07:42 PM
I wonder if denffe quoted mr. bowser's haiku because of the word genius, because if you said it geen-yus, then it's properly 7.

however, gen-i-us would make it 8.

Flying Mullet
09-11-2008, 07:57 PM
genius - Definitions from Dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/genius) - 2 syllables.

Momiji
09-11-2008, 08:23 PM
Haikus are too tough
The syllable count is odd
and my brain hurts lots!

Yay, 17. :D

Denmark
09-11-2008, 08:25 PM
I quoted it cause
I didn't write it myself
Plagiarism bad

Flying Mullet
09-11-2008, 08:26 PM
Ike will be here soon
lines long at grocery store
glad to be home now

demondude
09-11-2008, 09:04 PM
I cannot be assed
Haikus are really boring
I am mega fail.
----------------------------------------------------
How many syllables is mega?

I Took the Red Pill
09-11-2008, 09:16 PM
Sometimes seventeen
Syllables ain't enough to
Express a complete

I did not write that myself for the record.

Flying Mullet
09-11-2008, 09:38 PM
*deletes random copying spam throughout forums*

Knock it off you two.

Momiji
09-12-2008, 12:39 AM
I saw this, or something like it on a shirt before. I don't remember what it exactly said.

Haikus are pretty
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

snacks
09-12-2008, 01:45 AM
Possibly random?

i cannot stand it
this gum on my shoelace tie
them up and run off

Quindiana Jones
09-13-2008, 03:39 PM
This really depends on how you pronounce "Patricia", but whatever.

Patricia Kempthorne,
First Lady of Idaho.
Well...not anymore.

Peegee
09-13-2008, 11:16 PM
kawaii desu ne
watashi wa baka san
As, soo desu ka

Denmark
09-14-2008, 01:27 AM
omg r u azn?
lol hai asl
bbl china

(omg pronounced phonetically, lol and asl pronounced letter-by-letter)

Momiji
09-14-2008, 01:29 AM
I hate this forum
But I always return here
I am addicted

Your spiteful problem:
Easily solved by going
To different forums