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Magixion
09-10-2008, 07:38 PM
Topic ^^^

I am continuing the trend of posts I read on another forum. So have at the questions! :P

Aerith's Knight
09-10-2008, 07:39 PM
Why is it that light behaves as both particles and waves?

Levian
09-10-2008, 07:42 PM
if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and nobody's around to hear it scream, does that mean it didn't hurt?

Stop tree cruelty.

Remulak
09-10-2008, 07:44 PM
Is believing in god like saying you believe in the Mother Goose?

Magixion
09-10-2008, 07:44 PM
Why is it that light behaves as both particles and waves?

The reason is because light is considered bi-sexual when it comes to quantum mechanics, light is just a little confused and swings both ways.

Magixion
09-10-2008, 07:45 PM
if a tree falls in the middle of the forest and nobody's around to hear it scream, does that mean it didn't hurt?

Stop tree cruelty.

It means that the tree is fucked if he is really hurt, because there is nobody to save it.

Raebus
09-10-2008, 07:47 PM
What is the meaning of life?

Magixion
09-10-2008, 07:56 PM
What is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to find out the definition of the real meaning of life. Conundrum? Yes indeed.

Remulak
09-10-2008, 08:03 PM
You skipped my question.

bipper
09-10-2008, 08:04 PM
You skipped my question.

Trolls usually do get ignored.

Namelessfengir
09-10-2008, 08:43 PM
is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?
is he able, but not willing?
is he both able, and willing?
is he neither able nor willing?

Old Manus
09-10-2008, 08:54 PM
Are you really forbidden from drinking tea or coffee?

NeoCracker
09-10-2008, 08:58 PM
Can you do the Neutron dance?

rubah
09-10-2008, 10:24 PM
What's the Book of Mormon like?

Also do you live in one of the dakotas?

~*~Celes~*~
09-10-2008, 10:26 PM
What should I wear tomorrow?

Laddy
09-10-2008, 10:50 PM
Oh, god, god questions. XP

Do you think I'm sexy, you spicy lil' thing?

Magixion
09-10-2008, 10:56 PM
Is believing in god like saying you believe in the Mother Goose?

Believing in God is like believing the cow jumped over the moon.


is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?
is he able, but not willing?
is he both able, and willing?
is he neither able nor willing?

He is willing and not able, he is able and not willing, he is able and willing, and he is neither able nor willing. Translation: He leaves it up to man to use their own free will for their actions. For they will reap what they sew.


What's the Book of Mormon like?

The Book of Mormon is just like any other holy book, written by man and can be distorted to fit anyone's view. :p


Are you really forbidden from drinking tea or coffee?

Some people think that caffeinated beverages are bad, but not I. Hell, I don't even think alcohol is bad. Cheers everyone!


Can you do the Neutron dance?

I am a dancing machine people!


What should I wear tomorrow?

Absolutely nothing! ;) Hah, or just something with a cute skirt! :)

Edit for Laddy:


Do you think I'm sexy, you spicy lil' thing?

Yes, in a non-sexual way...? If that is possible?

Krelian
09-10-2008, 11:21 PM
How will this end?

Madame Adequate
09-10-2008, 11:38 PM
How will this end?

Not with a bang, but a queef.

Vivisteiner
09-10-2008, 11:49 PM
This statement is false.

^Is it?


Oh, and why does a W- boson have 90 times more mass than a neutron?

Krelian
09-11-2008, 12:24 AM
How will this end?

Not with a bang, but a queef.
You disappoint me. I would've expected a different reply.

To not make this pointless: Where can I find a new power adapter for my external hard drive?

~*~Celes~*~
09-11-2008, 12:41 AM
What should I do if I don't have a cute skirt?

Jessweeee♪
09-11-2008, 01:10 AM
Is Ike gonna hurt my house or my kitties?

:(

Montoya
09-11-2008, 01:27 AM
I'm going to Las Vegas this weekend, what kind of Verizon phone should I buy?

DMKA
09-11-2008, 01:53 AM
Why are two of the three judges British on America's Got Talent?

NeoTifa
09-11-2008, 02:20 AM
why cant you return more than one value in a method?!

~*~Celes~*~
09-11-2008, 02:24 AM
Why are two of the three judges British on America's Got Talent?

Can I second his question?

snacks
09-11-2008, 04:36 AM
so it's cool to make fun of religion now?

neat.

Old Manus
09-11-2008, 08:51 AM
It's always cool to make fun of religion

Rantz
09-11-2008, 09:01 AM
Um, um, is this a good question? :confused:

Randgris
09-11-2008, 09:46 AM
Can you whistle and brush your teeth at the same time?

Magixion
09-11-2008, 04:27 PM
Can you whistle and brush your teeth at the same time?

Pshhhhhhhhh. I actually tried this the other night. I learned I can't.


-This statement is false.

^Is it?


Oh, and why does a W- boson have 90 times more mass than a neutron?

I don't know! My mind just exploded from trying to comprehend that.


so it's cool to make fun of religion now?

It's cool if I am of that religion.


Why are two of the three judges British on America's Got Talent?

If all three were American there would be too much awesome in one place and cause the world to implode on itself.


why cant you return more than one value in a method?!
Great question, I just wish I could answer it, hah. Instead, take this:

public void EndOfTheWorld()
{
if(LHC == "activated")
{
World.End();
}
else
{
World.Continue();
}
}

Jessweeee♪
09-11-2008, 05:25 PM
Why didn't you answer my question?

;_;

NeoTifa
09-11-2008, 05:59 PM
lol ur ghey

Denmark
09-11-2008, 06:05 PM
What's the Book of Mormon like?

The Book of Mormon is just like any other <s>holy</s> book, written by man and can be distorted to fit anyone's view. :p

Do you agree with my "correction" of your statement?
My correction meaning to remove the word holy, saying the BoM is just like any other book, not saying bad things about the Book of Mormon itself. That's not my style.

why cant you return more than one value in a method?!

In response to this, but directed at Magixion as is the topic of the thread: did you know that you sort of can if you pass variables by reference?

Also, why use Java when C++ is obviously the superior language?

And now, help me with my homework!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v285/robinhoody/2-16.gif

Find the currents through all branches and the voltages at all nodes. Since the current supplied by the op amp is greater than the current drawn from the input signal source, where does the additional current come from?

(the bold part plz, I've done the first part)

~*~Celes~*~
09-11-2008, 11:36 PM
Why didn't you answer my questions either? :(

Denmark
09-12-2008, 12:20 AM
Have I scared everyone away from the thread?

demondude
09-12-2008, 06:59 PM
I laughed at the bi-sexual light thing. xD

Here is my question, what am I thinking of?

Bastian
09-14-2008, 11:37 PM
Have you seen that one South Park about Joseph Smith? :P Have you seen the enlightning PBS documentry on the LDS?

Croyles
09-15-2008, 01:08 AM
Are those emails telling the truth? Do I really need to gain 3 inches?

escobert
09-15-2008, 01:20 AM
why am I sill here?

Tigmafuzz
09-15-2008, 02:14 AM
If you click on this post and sign up at neopets (which me and Z really hope you would do) what prize will the referrer get? And how many times must you come up with a fake email adress and make a new account and activate it and then get it banned and continuously do it so he gets lots of prizes before he gets a codestone and a paintbrush? (http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=xzeiramx)

Denmark
09-15-2008, 03:00 AM
Is that last post advertising?

Magixion
09-15-2008, 03:02 AM
Sorry, guys, been very busy over the weekend. Haven't had time to answer questions. I will answer them in a bit once I get some of my homework out of the way! :P

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-15-2008, 06:58 AM
What was your face before your mother and father were born?

Jessweeee♪
09-15-2008, 05:27 PM
;_;!!!

ANSWER THE QUESTION AND THE QUESTION THAT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER!

Magixion
09-15-2008, 05:34 PM
;_;!!!

ANSWER THE QUESTION AND THE QUESTION THAT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER!

Sorry! Here I go.


Is Ike gonna hurt my house or my kitties?

Your future is uncertain, please ask again at another time. Hah, totally kidding. I believe Ike will try and hurt your house but then Batman will pop out and save you, your house, and your kitties with his bat skills which will result with you and Batman falling in love.


What was your face before your mother and father were born?

The face of God! At least, it was in my case. For your information, I was created by the masterful hand of god with loving care. Be jealous.

Dolentrean
09-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

Pike
09-17-2008, 04:27 PM
Jacob 2:17 is talking about Linux, true/false

bipper
09-17-2008, 06:05 PM
Jacob 2:17 is talking about Linux, true/false

:thumb:

cloud_doll
09-21-2008, 10:40 PM
Why would you move to Utah?